Come/d/y Thread

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Dumping Stoic Orc. For anyone who hasn't seen this yet, enjoy.

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5/22

>>6702548

I've never been able to tell if he's being sarcastic in that second to last panel.

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I do appreciate that adding an image to your post takes 30 seconds off of the flood timer. It's still mildly annoying, though.

End part 1

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Part 2

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10/22

Pt 3, 1/4

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The fact that the "choose all images with grass" caption doesn't have a picture of a marijuana leaf thrown in is disappointing.

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Pt. 4, 1/9

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15/22

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20/22

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End

That's all for me for now. I have more but I'm going to step back and let some of you faggots contribute.

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To this day the funniest thing I ever saw on /d/.

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>>6702546
>I ain't got no friends

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not exactly "/d/ humour" but pretty fucking funny regardless

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>>6702758
That was funny, thanks, anon.

Here, have this.

>>6702594
Thank you for these anon.

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>>6702763
kek

>>6702755

Can I get sauce on that op pic? That looks hot as fuck.

>>6702564
Woah. I never knew there was a sequel to it.

>>6702826
That makes me wish I had the Old Snake picture.

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>>6703264

>>6702594

> End

Goddamn cawktease D:

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>>6703390

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>>6703546
snek

>>6703390
>>6703546

Help I can't breath

>>6703546
this

>>6702758
I really don't understand this. It's 3AM here. Am I supposed to read top to bottom, left to right? What is it about? some bitch who whines about piracy and gets doxed? Is his name really Tom Smiff?

>>6702826
Who's that guy?

>>6702763
>bitch you are RUINING this for me.
40 keks

>>6703770
Yes.
Someone from deviantart defending their favourite special snowflake fetish artist who is having their paid work leaked on every board it gets leaked on.
Yes.
Yes.

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Source is Goro Dynamite!

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BTW, I've been posting a lot of these in the "Hentai Quotes" gallery on Know Your Meme. It's a bit of a mixed bag, but you can find some great stuff there. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hentai-quotes/photos

>>6703419
Sorry anon, that's all there is.

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>>6703989
>Know Your Meme

gb2 9fag

>>6703989
>kym
kill yourself

>>6704011
>>6704052
What can I say? They have the most comprehensive collection of Steven Universe fanart I've found anywhere on the Internet. They also have scary white supremacists, but so does /d/ whenever someone stumbles over from /pol/.

>>6704286
>liking steven universe
>"scary"
my mistake, gb2 tumblr

>>6703390
>>6703546
Ha, thank you, that's the one I wanted to post.
I once posted it on a japanese imageboard, and they surprisingly liked it.

>>6702723
I don't get it. Is it a cum=income pun?

>>6705102
I don't have much experience with sex toys. What's the deal with a fleshlight and olive oil?

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>>6705221
from what I'm told, same deal as using the right lube with a condom: it can start dissolving
for a fleshlight it's not an automatic failure usually, but because that same chemistry or similar chemistry, some things can soak in, and then they can spoil inside there and make it smell terrible and possibly give you an infection

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>>6705221
They make your dick smell like Italy, obviously.

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Bumping with content.

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>>6705271

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>>6705275

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>>6702594
Elves are pretty fucked up, man.

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>>6705280
Forgot pic.

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>>6705681

>>6703546
>>6703556

Surprise there wasn't a small resurgence of this since the Monstergirl anime began

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>>6705681

>>6705681
god dammit /d/, i remember being in that thread. it was fucking glorious.

>>6707189
Link the thread senpai

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Can't really think of a good filename

>>6707392
different annon trying to. Is love is over archive down?

>>6705275
>>4810300
Poor sap. Traumatized for life.

>>6705221
In order to not hurt your dick, you need to put some lubricant on the fleshlight so that you don't rip your skin off.

And instead of using vaseline, that guy used olive oil, which is a terribad idea.

>>6702542
The two things that never get old on /d/ are the Stoic Orc comic and that Korean/Chinese manga about a guy catching his wife cheating on him and deciding to fuck the other guy in the ass.

>>6707407
it's been down since about the beginning of the year, moving to new hosting
was supposed to be done in a few weeks...

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also contet

Are your ready to hear one of your cherised childhood anime voices say "The penis almighty"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeYxQCoQAtM

>>6708432
Speaking as someone who has absolutely no idea who this guy is, it's still killing me how he (the woman too, in fact) can deliver these lines without cracking even the tiniest bit.

>>6702736
can i have porn.webm

>>6707801
Why is olive oil a terribad idea?

>>6708503

Here's a hint about one of his best roles: "It's time to DUEL!"

And the girl was Satsuki in Kill La Kill

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Someone let /tg/ know about this one: http://g.e-hentai.org/g/446754/aba7b0f415/

>>6704004
Isn't there also another one where a hero and his assistant come to try and rescue the Elf?

>>6708561
It's not purified, it smells, and it spells infection.

>>6708882
>batgasm
send an ambulance

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>>6708949
Ahah, found it.

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>>6709027

>>6702721

Ok, that got a laugh from me.

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>>6709030

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>>6709041
And an art page to close this chapter off.

>>6709045
I never knew he updated it.
That just made my day better.

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Here is a personal favorite.

>>6709082
My god, this gave me a case of the giggles. Has he been heard from since?

>>6709089
I don't really know. Each time I found that picture in my folder, a laughing fit got the best of me.

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Why haven't we seen this yet?

>>6709149
Holy shit, this guy must have been Nosveratu.

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>>6709170
I think you mean Nostradamus. Nosferatu's the bald vampire from that one silent film from the 1920s.

>>6709178
I though they destroyed that movie when Stocker's widow sued them?

>>6709184
Fans of the movie kept circulating a few copies of the film, like 1920s internet piracy. It's public domain nowadays and you can watch the entire thing on Youtube if you have an hour and a half to kill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcyzubFvBsA

>>6709185
I'd like to, but trying to watch a video longer than 10 minutes on my computer always makes me sleepy.

>>6704307
>monsters that are thirsty for your cum

>>6702741
not /d/ comedy

>>6705221
basically look for oil+latex reaction
it's the same concept.

>>6709041

That's my fetish

>>6709041
Great, in the next episode, it's dark elf vs princess elf and the stoic orc.

>>6709286

While this was loading I was expecting it to be a jigsaw puzzle.

Now I kind of want to make it one, put it together, and find some place to display it

>>6702550
>I wholeheartedly refuse
I love this page

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>>6709376

>Come to /d/ to fap
>Spend an hour and a half reading a comedy thread
Fuck

>get blood on the paper when I wipe one week
>go to doctor's
>she gives a rectal exam with her finger
>slips in with no resistance
>"oh, that went in rather easily"

Wondering now if that means she knew I must be super into anal toys. Also wondering if that comment was actually a breach of professionalism or just a passing comment and I'm being too paranoid

>>6703774

this is Darkside Phil, a very bad videogame streamer who is infamous for his bad gameplay and widely hated

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As a RWBY fan, I do not support this. Guys Weiss on the other hand...

>>6709575

>not using the "stuck the landing" filename

Come on, that's what makes even funnier

>>6709079

>that webm with some of the quips dubbed
>You're impregnating me while I'm taking a duuuuump!

Fucking wish we had sound on this board

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>>6709286

The original so everyone understands what an excellent parody this is.

>>6709583
Isn't this the video where she crushes his skull with her vagina?
Cos that video is HAWT!

>>6709045
There's more, probably fan made pages, but still. One where the elf brings rubbers and another where he has sex so she can go away, but she ends up pregnant because she poked holes into the condoms.

>>6709660
You wot m8

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>>6705102

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also, what's the name of that one hentai artist? does some shota, some incest, some futa, been around a while? he's well known around here

>>6709660
well at least she made a reason to come back

>>6709660
>>6709670
>>6709719
These are from the /d/rawthreads:

http://deviants-despository.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=stoic_orc

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>>6709722
Hm.

>>6709636
Reminds me of a time on /hr/ where someone translated the characters in the background of the woodcut. Turns out its got the cheesiest, most porny dialogue you could imagine. We had some fun with the thought that this was the world's first hentai strip, right down to the corny writing.

>>6705237
>The sun never sets on the English dick.

>>6710133
>implying English

>>6709091
Who is the girl? I thought the joke was that she's clearly underage, but there seems to be more to it...

>>6710143
She's from the anime Full Metal Jacket, where she's [spoiler]fused to a dog to create a chimera that will help alchemists get gud or something like that.[/spoiler]

>>6710146
>Full Metal Jacket,
FULL METAL ALCHEMIST
NOT JACKET

>>6710146
Holy shit, that makes it so much better XD

>>6710155
It's ok anon, I know what you meant :3

>>6710157
Not really, it's really tragic in the anime.
Because the truth is, she isn't a chimera. His father got money (a grant, I think it's called) to create chimeras, and since he couldn't, he fused his daughter and his dog and tried to pass it as a chimera.
And the main characters, who are mutilated and looking for a way to reclaim their lost limbs are looking for a chimera too, because they're supposed to be coming from the door that the alchemists use.
So they find that family, sympathize with the daughter, talk with the father, talk about how excited they are to finally regain their arms and legs, and when they finally see the chimera, they start asking it question before understanding the horror.
It's called a gut punch, I think. You learn to like the character, and then they turn into monsters.

>>6710165
I don't know whether to keep laughing or just curl up in the corner and cry...

>>6710197
Keep laughing.
It's so fucking obvious from the beginning what's going to happen.

>>6710165
It's worse than that. He was getting research funding from the government because he had once created a short lived chimera that could actually speak. This is about the same time he started telling people that his wife abandoned him.

Years later, when the show is taking place, the government has decided to stop funding him if he can't produce results. So he fuses his daughter and dog together on the basis of the ingredients in his last chimera being too old.

>>6710202
>This is about the same time he started telling people that his wife abandoned him.
Hang on. I just... have a most unpleasant idea.

>>6710218
Yes.

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>>6709716

>>6710401
I remember someone voicing that, never knew it was actually a thing.

>>6709919
Do you have a link to the thread anon? I'm curious now.

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>>6709660
On it

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>>6711184

>>6709578
>San Fran
ugh, they actually have a Santa run each year with mostly naked homo guys wearing santa hats and panties/speedos/dicksocks/thongs it's very lewd. also feminists like to walk around topless all year round to prove how progressive the city is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qWlCRg0vZ0

i think it's a copycat event from a larger non-lewd santa run for normies, etc

>>6705237
> Italy
> Not using superior Greek Olive Oil.

>>6711186
How does an orc inseminate an elf anyway?
What will the baby look like?

Is the random orc a heir to the elf throne now?

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>>6711837

Hilarious, try to keep it /d/ related.

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>>6712315

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>>6709089
Actually, yes!

>>6709583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

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>>6709598
>Guys Weiss on the other hand...

>>6707399
Hentai space program?

>>6709320
Dat dick needs to glow in the dark.

>>6709578
Sauce?

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>>6708888
Ah, the Experiment Logs of Dr. Ass Marbles, Here's the whole entry.

>>6713796
This man deserves a Nobel Prize

>>6705271
>Hrvatskoj
Croatian?

>>6711670
There are half elf half humans.
D&D also has playable half orc half humans.

Commutative property suggests that it should be possible to have a half-elf half-orc

>>6713931

Do you mean transitivity? Commutativity would be genderbending, and I'm not sure how that solves your problem here.

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>>6713931
>>6714307

imma play a half-elf, half-orc, cleric with maxed out charisma and strength, no dex, wears a lion-coif, and uses a 3'7" club as a weapon and dildo to casturate her enemies into submission

>>6714335
Im going to play Human barbarian. Asmund the Improviser, who will live up to his namesake whenever there is a severe lack of lube or sex toys.

>>6714347
read it twice, gets better everytime i read it

we need a thread for all the amazing DnD stories there has been, like Bear, and the orc(i think) who molested a guard instead of escaping a prison

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>>6708882
>I remember Sexbad reading this on Broteam's tera stream
>TELL ME WHERE SCARECROW IS

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>>6708566

>>6714335
Kind of off topic, but I think I know the artist who drew that pic right there.

>>6714524
sure, tell us

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>licking Jim Gordon's ass

>>6713559
American Style!

>>6708984
So, what your saying is your Dick will smell like Italy. Right?

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>>6713931
>>6714307
>>6714335
>>6711670

>>6715319
that chart makes me wonder if the god(dess) of virility/ fertility is a dragon-nymph crossbreed.

>>6714617
A friend of mine. I'm going to go ask him to put up something that fits in this thread, or at least show him it. He drew something recently with a router.

>>6715319

>Humans and kobolds/lizardfolk aren't compatible.
This makes me sad.

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>>6709058
>>6714645
I put together that screencap. I wasn't happy with how I had to change it to a .jpeg and scale the pic down before it's file size was finally small enough to be posted.

And I think a wall of dicks was mentioned somewhere in one of the caps in this thread.

>>6715065
Movie doesn't work anymore...
I want to know what it was about.

>>6709457
She masturbates to the thought of your soft anus in this very moment.

>>6715853
wait, what was that anon? have you not seen ghostbusters?

>>6709577
I lost hard. Holy fuck that's hilarious!!!!111!1!111

>>6715850
Welp, I'd like to see more of that. Sex surfaces are something I could really enjoy.

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>>6715850

can we get the one about the guy who's glad that the neighbor got murdered? Had something to do with a loli artist iirc

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>>6717283
I think it was put up right near the beginning

>>6710202
In the brotherhood version, I remember them saying that the chimera that was his wife was horrified at what she/it had become, and refused to eat until she/it died of starvation.

>>6706207
HAH I was in that thread

>>6709598
I read all of these quotes in Space Ghost's voice. Magnificent.

>>6717225
That was the exact reason why I requested that image be drawn in the /d/rawthreads over a year ago.

>>6714351
You got a link for that?

>>6709636
I read a bit of Japanese. The text in the background seems mostly composed of sex noises and moaning.

>>6702763
Sometimes I wonder if bad role-play is a fetish.

>>6718692
It's mine...

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>>6717225
aye

>>6709578
I uh... I need to know what this is from>>6709578
>>6709578
>>6709578

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forgot I had this, more sort of a "someone actually did this?" humor though

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from a manga i just started reading

>>6702723
I was there for that. Ah, the memories.

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>>6719445
Look up Noise.

>>6702534
>Not even bother to wash his heads
>wash his heads
>his heads
>heads
>...

>>6702594
Jesus fucking christ thank you anon <3

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>>6708915
finaly i get to post this image

>>6709600
I RECOGNISE THAT DICK

>>6711670
its like a nigger inseminating a pure Aryan girl. A half breed amalgamation result without a father to be seen.

>>6719967
on the other hand, he was made via hot sex, which is nice

>>6716375
No. I don't know what it's about. I don't watch movies...

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>>6715319
>dragons can breed with gnomes

i am disturbed and intensely aroused.

>>6722234
Dragons can fuck pretty much anything. They're some kinky motherfuckers.

>>6715319
To think that someone was up all night working out the genetic comparabilities of humans and bugbears.

>>6722039
As opposed to what, IVF? An embryo that had been frozen for 20-odd years?

>>6707399
Japan's space program seems to be ahead of us

>>6709079
Anyone know where the cast the first stone part is from?

>>6704286
Scary white supremacist here.

I need Jewish porn.
And Nazi porn.
And Muslim porn!
I promise not to make a "my dick is about to explode" joke about the muslim porn.

>>6722848
have you fugged any non-white grills/bois/whatever you prefer in irl life

>>6722857
Do inanimate objects count?

>>6702594
I thought somewhere the guy that made this decided he changed his mind and made a few more pages at some point. I remember seeing more on /tg/ about a month ago.

>>6722866
Never mind I'm retarded and didn't check the entire thread before I posted and found it later in the thread.

>>6711670
Elves are lithe and a bit shorter than humans (depending on your source,) while orcs are strong and a little larger. Elves have long hair, orcs don't have so much. Elves are magical and make their cities out of super trees, orcs knock down trees and make shit huts. Elves are smart, orcs not so much. Orcs are industrious and assert themselves upon the very world itself, elves sit around meditating and not being involved in the world.

So what I'm saying is... I think a half elf half orc is just a human.

>>6722303
rape?

>>6715319
>dragons can breed with everything

jesus. minotaurs, sprites, ogre's, satyr's, what on earth.

>>6702755
/pol/ please

>>672302
Wi
se observation m8

>>6712312
That picture always simultaneously disgusts me and gives me a case of the giggles.

>>6722118
>I don't watch movies
YES! I knew I wasn't the only one!

>>6722118
>>6725527
You sicken me.

>>6722234

D&D dragons are magic beasts. Closest thing to a deity you can encounter below level 20 (and they can also ascend to that level of existance, merely by consuming their hoard and do some chanting). They can shapeshift, change the weather, invoke...
As anything related to magic in d&d, they constantly break any logic.

>>6723278
So... hot sex?

>>6709066
It was pretty good yeah

>>6726389
rape or rape-play?
things get hotter, if the other body is not cold as ice due death or disgust

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>>6709580
so i decided to search this image and never imagined to find this image with it.

>>6729701
Is there a video of someone singing this? :o

>>6729669
this is amazing

>>6729701
is... is this that song i've heard/seen with military guys blowing shit up?
>I don't remember what the original came from anymore

>>6729958
Nightmare before christmas. This is Halloween

>>6725697
>Magical beasts
No, that is a class of creature in and of itself. Dragons and magical beings, yes, but magical beasts include hydra,Druid Companions and other such creatures.

Does anyone have the dicks united cap?

>>6715850
There's actually a real ero-manga page with a wall of dicks, which i think is the origin of it all.

>>6722234
The reason celestials, dragons, and fiends can breed with anything is because you can apply the half-celestial, half-dragon or half-fiend template to any living creature. This means that, yes, you can have half-dragon tree ents or celestial gelatinous cubes. The table is just reflecting this fecundity. Gnomes are really just the begining.

>>6726416
I want one.

>>6723328
Most dragons in DnD and shit can change shape

>>6705313
What is this?

>>6709594
kekked for a solid 5 mins

>>6730608
You can apply all three of those templates to anything at the same time. You can be a half celestial, half fiend, half dragon half orc..

>>6702594
I didn't even know there's more to this past the first part. Thank you so much.

>>6708884
>Please see your RA with any questions.
Oh sweet jesus I can only imagine.

>>6709578
Dammit America, get it together.

>>6719967
I have this same cap titled "circle of life.jpg"

>>6717397
is this a shoop or is this actually a thing? cause if it is I need to read it immediately

>>6732935
its a shoop

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>>6718155