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cat edition
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>>6685011
As per requested from the last thread. I found that 3dpd the anon was looking for.
http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php?topic=2675312.0
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>>6685031
I can't believe in a world where MEGA exists people still use shit sites like uploaded
>50kb/s limit for files that are at least 300mb each
>2 hour download limit between each one

what a terrible joke
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>>6685059
ik it makes me want to shoot a man and throw him out of a plane.
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>>6685011
Did someone say Cat(tleya?)
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From the previous thread:
For the audiophiles out there:
Folder 1)
https://mega.nz/#F!SIYjHaYS!f25e-JwztS61Ez_g5HDjzQ
Contains several bite-sized rips of female fart clips.Read the tags as some are toilet-themed.
May be used in a game.
I will probably make another folder of these.

Folder 2)
https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ
Warning. Scatty.
Contains a vocaroo .wav from another anon. I created a 'bathroom' edit. The other two files are self-explanatory. I will most likely add to these if anyone is interested.

I wrote a Valkyria Chronicles fic over at http://nyou.animegirldesp.org/nf/viewstory.php?sid=871&warning=2 I can't take requests right NOW however.

If you are into fics, nyou forums are a decent place, just watch the tags.
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We need more of this farting waifu
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WANTED: Gassy maids.
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>>6685554
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>>6685146
Also my reply from the previous thread.

>I am planning to let people play this game in the future, yes. But haven't gotten anywhere substantial in it, yet. And i'm considering making a thread to talk about it and get some playtesters, and maybe some encouragement, to see if it runs correctly, and to keep me motivated, but i'm not sure how to do it, or whether it's even a good idea.

My schedule is really haphazard, so i dont know when i'll be free to work on it, and when i won't be. and i would rather not be thought of as scum because life got in the way and i can't work on it at the time.

https://youtu.be/J8hFrmUxci0 (Snippet of gameplay 1. Contains toilet sounds)

https://youtu.be/3FjLibojigk (Snippet 2, contains gas and belly)
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One of my favorites.
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>>6685031

thank you so much anon

yeah i agree though the links aren't the best but my patience will be rewarded, I've been looking too damn long for these clips
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>>6686733

update: i may have found a work around, ill keep you all informed
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>>6687035
Source?

I like it too much.
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>>6686112
Holy shit that is one amazing maid

do you have a place you post any of your other stuff at?
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>>6686791
I'd be glad for it.
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>>6687288
on second thought, I uh. Haha. I regret downloading this.
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How bad do you have this fetish?
What is the scope of your shame? And the extent of the objective degeneracy you've come to understand, if not at the very least just accept?

Describe the most detailed fantasy you have come up with, you've only got an 'out' to talk about it now because it's being directly asked of you.
Thank me later.
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>>6687298

what happened?
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>>6687354
I reached a weird time-space anomaly.
I realized the clip was nearly 30 mins long and it took me half a day to download it.

All to realize the women in aren't even much to look at. To begin with I don't really like jav clips all together, and there are 4 more parts to this set.

I figure I would cut my loses in all senses of the phrase. It just seems too troublesome.
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Cat edition is the best edition.

Also >>6685481

Really there's already fart art of magiana? Didn't expect any from her though...
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>>6687644
...Why do people want fart art of a Pokemon?
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Evangelion farts, plox.
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>>6687813
What's that the other lowly internet users say?
"Each day we drift further from god's light"
Laying nix on the deist factor, and taking in the bare idea of the phrase, they're not wrong.

People are accepting some fucked up shit nowadays at an exponential rate.
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Why is it that every picture for this fetish is poorly drawn anime garbage?
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>>6687839
It's on my to-do list!
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>>6688155
Well for starters, as much as I may inherently agree.
We are on a hentai and alternative board.
Not to mention the nature of this site in general.
You're fighting against the tide on this one, this is the best we have unfortunately.
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>>6685011
Not huge on the fart fetish or neko fetish, but damn, boi.
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>>6688155
go commission a full comic then
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>>6688466
Sauce?
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>>6687271
Leshawk has a tumblr. Just be aware that he does EVERYTHING and anything that comes out of a cute girl's butt ifyaknowwhatimean.

>>6687324
I suppose bad enough that I need to learn how to write or draw fart material one-handed? I don't know how other artfags and writefags cope.

My mother was/is the negress equivalent of Ana Didovoic which probably kickstarted my fetish when I was young, which is sad because most black girls who partake in the fetish are just...ugh.

As for /d/ taking over your life, I suggest you watch the TedX talk 'The Great Porn Experiment'. Frankly, in my opinion, I don't give a shit. (Pun very intended). I am lead to believe there are more women than men in the world and more decent waifus than decent females and certainly mores sexy farting waifus than sexy farting women unless 3dpd slobs are your thing or you're very lucky.

Yeah, that's enough thinking for one day.

>>6688155
>Complaining about anime on an anime imageboard?

Actually, I think it's because the traditional western artists have gone underground with their fetish work, or are in the furry scene, so the more well known artists are those who either are from Asia or have strong anime/manga influences, although artists like BatCat here do their own thang. (Inb4 animatedjames or butluva).
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>>6688934
>learn how to write or draw fart material one-handed?
Sheesh, that's an odd image.
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>>6686131
Looking forward to it, but take all the time you need
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>>6686131
Anon who dropped that vocaroo. Glad to see its enjoyed and even more glad to see the manipulation of it in the game
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http://strawpoll.me/6865829/
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>>6690629
>pick one
Only one?
Also lewd midna gif, no gas but imagining it with it is amazing
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>>6690629
>http://strawpoll.me/6865829/
One huh?
Skirt w other underclothesclothes those clothes being tights.

Hmm, I should have known tights/leggings would be top pick.
Jesus christ man, what is that feeling.

It's almost inexplicable as to why it's so appealing.
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>>6690629
>tights/Yoga pants are winning
Wow I didn't expect /d/ to have taste for once

Spats/Bike shorts are also fucking amazing as well
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>>6688934
Well, you brought it up. Do tell us about your mother's farting prowess.
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>>6690391
Thanks for that. It's been 'inspirational'. It's a pity the original link is dead. Did you create the original? How did you find it?

>>6690638
I am sure Midna is the avatar of Slaneesh. There is no fetish that doesn't work with her, besides the male specific ones.

>>6691175
>I want to masturbate over the namefag's farting mother.
Okerly-dokery?

>Be 13
>called by mother in bathroom
>mother sitting on can, datass even at young age
>"can you help me find something son-anon"
>*rips toilet bowel shaking fart that lasts for several seconds*
>oh, nevermind
>walk out of bathroom whyboner.etc

She didn't fart around the house, but her toilet rips were loud enough that even with the door closed, and my room door closed I could still hear the echoing vibration. That's insane power. No, I didn't sniff her farts, or record them. I'm not even sure if they were pee-farts or not, to this day, especially because I used to share a house with a woman who pissed with the door open and released pretty decent bombs as she relieved herself.
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>>6691823
That's fucked up and weird.
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>>6691832
You're on /d/ dude

This entire board is fucked up and weird
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>>6692020
Just the explanation for having this fetish coming from your mother is weird and fucking Freudian as Hell.
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>>6692048
*come
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>>6691823
Wow, I see what you mean when you compared your mother to Ana Didovic...
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>>6692083
My waifu. <3
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>>6692089
This here is my waifu
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>>6692095
0/10. Shit-tier.
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>>6692100
shiggity diggity
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>>6692103
>Not classy.
>Not business-related.
>Looks miserable.
>Tired.
>Not confident.
Terrible.
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>>6691823
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iIRAIncG9v
Ask and she shall receive. Friend gave it to me awhile back. THe original link that is, had it saved ever since and made sure to copy just in case
>>6690638
Pls. The fact that she can sorta just float around too, gassing you up whenever she wants...that and buttjobs+gasplay is fucking amazing
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>>6692104
>Not confident
She doesn't seem to embarrassed by her gas, seems confident to me

>Not classy.
>Not business-related.
>Tired.
Fucking God-Tier,
I want a girl that spends her day in sweaty pajamas, playing counter-strike and ripping ass like a horse. The more proud/ less embarrassed she is, the better.
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>>6692164
>Implying you know how she acts around others.
My waifu clearly farts around others.
>Not having a clean, respectable waifu who farts.
Shit.
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This thread is a mess.
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the real question is
will someone ever draw Soraka farting
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We seriously need some gassy Palutena.
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>>6692183
why is it a mess?
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>>6692302
Sheer number of shitty western that should be on /aco/ probably.
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>>6692330
Stop bitching and just post farts.
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Lazei I think is one of the best western fart artists out there
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>>6691823
I had a very similar experience.

When I was around 4 I had a babysitter who didn't hesitate to take a dump while keeping an eye on me while I was having a bath. She also tended to keep the door open when she was on the toilet. I don't remember them being particularly loud farts but she would laugh whenever they slipped out.
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>>6687324
My fantasy extends into my scat fetish. I'll try to keep it clean.

>Be alone in elevator
>Suddenly stops at floor
>Door opens
>Before the doors are fully open Ana Didovic or another JA model hurries in.
>One hand buried in her ass, other gripping stomach. Desperate potty dance, has to poop badly.
>Elevator starts to move again as she continues to try and hold it.
>Suddenly elevator shudders and breaks down.
>Trapped
> Ana continues to clutch her ass in desperation.
>Slowly starts to lose the battle.
>Farts uncontrollably slip out of her ass, she moans with relief and desperation.
>Eventually loses it and drops huge load in hr panties.
>Finally she realizes I'm there and gets all flustered.
>Elevator some how starts up again and she waddles out with her panties sagging down.
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>>6685146
>Folder 1)
>https://mega.nz/#F!SIYjHaYS!f25e-JwztS61Ez_g5HDjzQ
I've really sunken to a new low fapping to audio files of girls farting, best fap I've had in a while though. It's way better than waiting for a girl to fart in a video.

>I will probably make another folder of these.
Please do.
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>>6692131
OK, thanks.
Never ceased to be amazed at what you can find on the interwebs.

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I've updated the link
( https://mega.nz/#F!TA5jHYJR!00tT2ZlaU38mvDvo-L8SXQ )

With four new files that I've created myself using clips from various fart movies etc. I shall list the files in case anyone's interested.

(warning, scatty and possibly insane)
ORIGINAL
https://mega.nz/#!HVRmHJ4Z!xFYNQBJZPgqwi6-QaRrurHjsYkdJAAd2dDY6yFVSvUo

BATHROOM EDIT:
https://mega.nz/#!KBZTUQBJ!v9e7bIinjzOTvRyT_uWYYWL6Xbv-wVTGAwwTnSdHfmw

LILITH RYONA EDIT
https://mega.nz/#!PIAyWLLD!zzPRPkG7wcCFKDS4t4LmdgksXVdayYgX2VOFuUv_DLU

LILITH RYONA BATHROOM EDIT
https://mega.nz/#!vcIkSIbI!RL4hDmOmK5XVdtoqBgz3lBLEQJzbgmYC4UIuSL2AMoQ

>>6693163
Back in the day, farts.com forums was a treasure trove for that sort of thing. A pity forums that cater to female fart audio are few and far between. You're not alone, I'm sure.
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>>6693354
That splash at 1:30ish in the one you've made, good lord. These custom little clips of just strung together things are amazing
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>>6691823
black mothers, amirite.
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>>6692330
I thought it would be the tards that actually believe in their waifu being real.
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>>6693779
>Jokes.
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>>6690656
>Bike shorts
Fuck how could I have been so naive!
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>>6695020
Source?
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>>6695112
http://starboy-d.tumblr.com/post/77709326587/how-about-a-gassy-starboy-aka-farting
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>>6688934
There needs to be more art of centaurs
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>>6695395
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>>6694134
I love a gassy bubble butt.
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For all the fart fetishists here. If you were to make a game based around farting how would it play? What style of game would you make?

There are already a few like 8 marbles and B&S so what other styles would interest you?
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There has to be a guide somewhere on how to edit fart clouds into images. I can't make any good ones for the life of me.
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>>6695707
Stop attempting to make shit content
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What do you guys prefer for fart effects:

Little green/brown whisps or big clouds?
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>>6695712

Both work for different kinds of farts, imho. Big poofy clouds for loud or bubbly ones, and little wispy bits for airy SBDs.
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>>6695710
I want to for myself though, there are so many facesitting images that would be improved with a big stinky fart drawn onto them
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>>6695712
Big clouds!
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What cliches ruin this shit for you guys? For me it's always:
>Mexican food joke
>Strange facial expression/position
>Unrealisitc as hell and almost hilariously bad "dialogue" that these pics have
>People with no skill trying to draw 10/10 anime grilz
etc.
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>>6696115
Any example pics you want to post?

I definitely agree on the bad dialogue.
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>>6696115
Most of that applies when I watch the amateur vids on pronhubbers.

Honestly it's so forced it distracts me from the farts. Fart fantasy does this and it's cringe.
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>>6696115

Do you have any examples of good (or at least decent) dialogue? Genuinely curious.
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>>6695643
How about a first person shooter with farts?
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>>6695416
This is my most favorite picture in the fucking world.
Whenever I decide I'm going to edge for 40 minutes I always end up failing when that fucking picture comes up.
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>>6695295
>in your dick
>in
That sounds extremely uncomfortable
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>>6696797
Depending on how much goes up and how forceful, feels like heaven after a pee or hell after a small kidney stone. Path of least resistance and the muscle shut off stops it much of the time, but if things are right, it will happen.
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WeirdKen just posted a fantASStic Daisy WIP on his tumblr. I'd post it, but I thought maybe he'd want to himself. Go check it out!

weirdkenn.tumblr.com
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>>6696880
>fantASStic
Please stop. You need to calm down.

Also this is the image he's referring to.
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>>6697062
I wish Octo drew more females. I hate the guys he draws, they aren't even femme or cute with big booties.
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>>6696880
>>6696970

Speaking of which, here's a new pic of Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans

Whoever wanted that specific request is getting their wish come true, not that I blame them
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>>6695643
I had an idea once that was about a girl who did martial arts but had a condition that gave her serious flatulence. Instead of being embarrassed about it, she incorporated it into her fighting style.

So basically, you have a beat-em-up with a heroine who's extremely gassy. Apart from her usual physical attacks, you had a gas meter that filled over time. And you could release your deadly wind with a specified button to cause certain effects on your enemies, like stunning them, knocking them down, or poisoning them. You could also take a break to eat various foods which would not only grant you some added health and power bonuses but also gives your gas varying properties.
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>>6696115
You're talking about videos or art?
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>>6697388

What I'll pay to play something like that.

Closest is the baked beans mod for Skyrim but your farts are just that, ordinary farts. Plus I'm burnt out on Skyrim anyway so there's pretty much no games that can satisfy my itch. Oh well
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>>6687068
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=1037292
Tadaaa
You'll notice a good bit of his other stuff already in these threads.
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Hm.
Fuck this.
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>>6696970
It was just a doodle so thats the most thats going to be done.

>>6697277

Speaking of that specific request, why yellow jeans?
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It's probably just that the color is associated with her, as Peach has pink/red and Rosalina blue
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God, this fetish, I wish I could fuck a girl in the ass while she farts on my dick.
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>>6696115
>Flabby, fat, old women trying to be attractive.
>Excessive moaning.
>Farts that sound like they stuck a bicycle pump up their ass; I want something realistic.
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>>6699394
Check out TheAlienLanguage on youtube, his channel has gotten fucked by flaggers and he used to have an alt with better stuff but it got taken down but its still aight
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>>6699624
"He"?
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>>6699624
Oh God, this is all terrible.
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>>6699394
>I want something realistic.
Also, to hell with
>Unnecessary body positioning/movement ala indefinite ass gyrations and provocative dancing, part of why I have this dumb shit fetish is the lack of sexual intent and grace. TRYING to be sultry while doing it is fucking irritating to me

Along with tossing in my own gripes, i'll offer you something to sate your annoyance.
...
Once you click these links there's no going back.
For that jessica girl.
I didn't get passed July 17th set the first time I found it.
It was one of the few times I actually just fucking came in my fucking pants from watching.
The first clip is to quell your suspicion, i'm glad for it she doesn't show her face. I can imagine how I'd like her to look so it's better for me.
https://vine.co/v/evm57363Ing
https://vine.co/v/e1D3DJpZVIF
https://vine.co/v/enMbtJDlZMi
https://vine.co/v/erUFqmEm3TF
https://vine.co/v/erUFa37gvr9
https://vine.co/v/erI1W0Wj67d

She wasn't even the first.
https://vine.co/v/i53ahmTmHPU
https://vine.co/v/ieXOXaQimrE
So many more
Vines themselves are untapped territories of knockout women who like being fucking slobs for shits and giggles, maybe they aren't completely ignorant to the fact people pay fucking dozens of dollars for the equivalent of about 20 of their vines thrown together, but that still doesn't stop them from cranking this shit out because 6 seconds of a nasty fart she's cutting must tickle her in a way once she makes it public.

This is a revelation I made a long time ago, and I every so often remark on it to myself as I did >>6697929.

The fact that there are still videos with nasty fucking slags who shove bike pumps up their asses because they can't get a decent air biscuit out pisses me off.
Mostly cause they are capitalizing on the assumption we have that it isn't possible for attractive women to have near cartoonishly large bouts of flatulence that isn't fake.

I try not to watch them too much for too long.
It only makes me depressed and envious.
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If i'm still soap boxing and shoe horning. I may as well share some additional jewels.
I might share all my haunts and favorite content.
I have way too many picky preferences in this fetish, there are production sponsors and models themselves on my permanent shitlist, completly blacklisted no matter what because of MO of the content.
saff.cc
>A nice little weekly check up
http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php?topic=2743528.0
http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php?topic=2722337.0

http://girlfartingclips.blogspot.com/
>usually the stuff here is what's put on SAFF, but you can get it easier and with link variety

fapgarden.com
>Sure a lot of the content is premium but once I got a pass it was a one time thing and I raided them for all I figured it was worth, a 12 dollar investment from 2 years ago wasn't bad. although there are free clips too

Eroprofile.com
>i'm sure everyone's familiar with it, you know what you're looking for.

That's it off the top of my head. it kind of pains me to write it all out and look at it, like my degenerate professional routine made tangible.

I also suggest getting Jdownloader2. Look into it. It'll make sense when you do.
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>>6699800
So I tried to download one of the videos you linked cuz it looked pretty good, but it turns out I need a premium membership for the site just to download it. And Jdownloader's kinda shit because if you don't have a premium membership with whatever file-sharing site you're downloading from, you're just gonna get the same shitty 50kb/s you'd get just from downloading normally.
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>>6699984
which one, i've got work arounds.
Also Jdownloader is for convenience and bulk.
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>>6696115
Things that make me mad:
>girls overhyping their farting prowess.
I honestly think some girls should not be doing IRL fart porn. Some women have great bodies, but get out-farted by fridge doors. It's always the ones that are attractive, who think that a banging body makes up for the fact their fetishwork sucks.
>Playing above your powerlevel in art/literature
Hey, I'm not perfect at either (inb4 Loomis/The Hero's Journey) and there are artists who cater to everyone, but for me, I'm willing to accept someone who is confident at what they do, rather than someone who tries to stretch so far they bang their head on the ceiling, get pissed off and leave the 'community'. A lot of female artists do this.
>Domination
Yes, I "so" enjoy watching a fart video where the woman spends 90% of the time spitting on the camera while saying how much of a loser I am. Now if their ass talked as much as their mouth, I'd be more inclined to agree with it. The only video I've seen that works is one of Berlin's videos where she's on the can. Only because she's so bad at it, and she knows that, so breaks down laughing. She's cute, it works. Her serious dom videos are so bad I think I became a sound-edit fag because of it.
>Dude holding the camera talking
SHUT THE FUG UP NIGGA!

>>6697277
The Holy Grail has been found! It already has spread across multi image boards and even an audio-fag has done some work with it. Yep, we can all rest easy...until the next person wants a daisy-fart pic. Datass though.

>>6699800
Also there are some good stuff on pornative.com (look up the users 'flatus' and 'dickmad' via the community buttons. To use the site, click the download link to get the .mp4 if it fails, refresh browser.
Pornhub and XVideo are surprisingly good, although the best content is pruned frequently.

Also, for any people using dA http://fav.me/d9asboa is pretty much a directory of most talent that specialises in the fetish.
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I wonder how many fart thread vets are here...
My wall is making a stink again, first time in a while.
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>>6700452

Wait a fucking minute.

Was that wall sniffer from years back you?
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>>6700534
Son, it smells like old greasy pizza farts right now.
And the fact that its just a disembodied smell that I didn't create is doing me in bad.
I had a flood warning note. come up 2 days back.

I guess the plaster in my ceiling has dried and the wood is making that odor again.
This is hell, friend. Hell.
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>>6700099
http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php?topic=2722337.0
this one bruh. and whaddya mean "workarounds'?
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>>6700544

If your financials are poor, I can understand you being unable to do anything.

But if they aren't, then at least get a fucking cheap paint job or something. How can you even stand it after a few hours, let alone years?
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>>6700691
Well, I stopped wanking before new years. And I don't plan to anymore, But I never fixed it for obvious degenerate reasons.

>>6700667
Ahhhh.
Good good good.
I like that one, LOVE that one. Christ, that guy made good points.
Cutting it nasty in skirts with leggings and other clothing on, fuck man. I won't describe anymore, I sound like those indian dickheads on pornsites.

Jesus I wish I had more of her, or did when It mattered. Besides. here you go.
https://mega.nz/#!lBl2yIbC
Quick quick, bastards are talking some shit about copyrights they can go to hell.
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!AQBSFNrJYOE3UMuRHaHE44RCq2HRO6spQCp2yMGCgVM
Fuck. here's the key.
Don't know why that's even enabled..
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>>6700691
If you must know.
Because anon, I know who I am at heart.
I'm a gross dumb bastard that wants a girl to fart in my lap. That's all.

And if a stinking nasty wall allows me to dream and imagine about that with accuracy, then by god i'll put my health and respiratory system at risk to do so.

I won't have time to be embarrassed when i'm dead.
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I should have asked here in the first place, but can any of the talented fart artists draw Rhiannon and Morgan from tears to tiara having an ass to ass fart?
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>>6700737

While I'll love to draw for you, I don't know if I'm able to achieve ao levels of quality like in your image.
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Random ask here.

Loli farts. It seems like anyone can like them, and some may not. Some of the best artists and personalities of this fetish seem to love it too.

I can add it here, can I?
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>>6700724
>he masturbates to the rot in his mother's basement

Hope it caves in on you, pathetic cunt.
Stop telling us about this shit.
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First time setting foot in /d/ in a loooong time. Didn't know they had a fart thread. Glad to see some allies in unfamiliar territory.
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>>6700971
YES god yes.
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>>6701233
Source?
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>>6701253 http://hentaihunt.net/hamachii-misaki-san/
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>>6701172
Yeah there's a lot of artwork here dude
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>>6701550
whoever drew this needs to just stop drawing faces
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>>6701882
It's from Lazei. He drew the three pictures above you too.
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>>6701882

Eh? That's his style and they're alright.

Lets see your skills then Michaelangelo. Get posting.
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>>6701882
Definitely agree. I see his stuff spammed on every damn one of these threads, and I hate his style. It's actually a turn off.
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>>6686112
This is awesome! You mind trying with a less... Hyper ass?
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>>6701882
Lazei's faces are a little off, but I generally don't mind his work. I think the faces in his older work are a little better.
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I like Lazei and his style, he could use a bit more variety on faces and body types though sure

Right now he's the best primer artist for this kink though
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>>6702025
I like Weirdo and Doodoo more.
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>>6702025
Weirdoanimatedjames and Leshawk are wayy better in my opinion
They don't try going for "le artsy doodly outlines"
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>>6702032
Pretty sure Weirdo isn't Animated James though.
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>>6692299
Could we take a fucking look at this for a second? Just look at her face. Is she dunk? Was she hit by a truck? Why are her eyes so fucking tiny?
Did he do those fart effects with paint? Did he caption them with fucking Comic Sans? Why are his outlines so fucking ugly and unfinished?
Also, hyper is disgusting to me when it comes to fart hentai and such. That's a thing he seems to absolutely love; huge ass fucking butts. (This pic is a bad example; here she's just fat.)

I'll finish this by saying that the original character was spat on by the shitty artist who made this.
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>>6702038
? So what? That's his name.
http://eccentricjames.deviantart.com/?rnrd=177313
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Leshawk is alright I have to disagree with Weirdo though his stuff looks like some Nick toons reject stuff, never seen this Doodoo person before
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>>6702041
I thought that's what you meant. I was talking about someone called Doodoo james though he doesn't make much.
.>>6702044
I'm thinking of someone else. Weirdo Khan, maybe?
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>>6702047
You mean WeirdKenn?
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>>6702050
Yee.
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>>6702016
Less hyper ass?! NEVER!
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>>6700447
post berlin pooing
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>>6696115
>Mexican Food Joke
Usually revvs my engines

But as far as cliches that ruin this for me...
I guess it's the legions of bad fart art that plague it.
Can't think of much
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>>6702020
>I think the faces in his older work are a little better.
Dude his faces have improved dramatically since he started drawing a while ago

I mean people think his faces are bad now but look at this fucking shit
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If there're any artist around looking for suggestions I'd love to see something involving a nice milf character. I had a few different ideas so if you like anything feel free to give it a try.

1. Shamelessly letting rip some monstrous farts while home alone doing housework.


2. Trying to embarrassingly fan away the stinker she just dropped the second her son comes home with his friend.

3. Painfully struggling to hold in a fart or trying to keep a pokerface after letting slip an sbd during a PTA meeting.

4. Locking the car windows and hotboxing everyone on the way to soccer practice.

5. Getting her drink spiked with fart powder/laxatives while chaperoning a school dance.
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>>6702407
I like these, I'll keep them in mind!
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>>6702407

that first one is one of the best scenarios

more content needs to focus around milfs cleaning the house or doing the dishes while ripping enough ass to knock several vases over
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>>6702407
I love milf farts, anyone have any milf fart experiences? How do milf farts smell?
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>>6702407
4 by far is my favorite.
but 1 and 3 are pretty cute too
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>>6701554
>another one punch man fart image

Wow what are the chances of that?

also it's pretty cool how they both focus on the same character too
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Did someone say MILF?

Big fan of mature women. Gas with class.

The idea of them letting rip while doing housework made me think of this so I threw together a shitty little gif. Sorry it's so bad.
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>>6702686
its not bad for something made in one night
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>>6702704
Thanks man. Though it was really under an hour.

Not sure what kind of quality these threads expect so I'll keep my stuff to a minimum.
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Jumping on the Milf train too. I've done two sketches of the scenarios that >>6702407 asked for. If he/the thread dislikes how I've drawn the mom I'll redo her, but if you guys see some potential I'll clean the lineart up, add colors and do the others.
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...and here's the second.
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>>6702773
>>6702775
These are great!
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>>6702016
Look at this loser here.
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>>6702773
>>6702775
More of the farting mom, please!
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>>6702773
>>6702775
Holy crap. Was not expecting a delivery, especially two and especially from you Smeo. They look great, thank you so much.
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>>6702773
>>6702775
beautiful work!
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>>6702773
>>6702775
Holy crap, never would've suspected to see you here! Love your art!
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>>6702039
As an artist who tries to make his own work match the original style of the original work when doing fanart or commisisons of popular characters. I can understand the core concept of this critique.

"If you're gonna do a mainstream character in a fetish situation. It's not enough JUST to draw them performing the fetish. You have to care enough about the character to adjust your drawing to make it feel like it is THAT character performing the fetish."

Basically, if I wanted to draw someone shy and self conscious like Hinata from Naruto farting in public for a commission. I wouldn't JUST try to capture the original art style, instead of just usng my own. I'd also attempt to make sure she's doing it in character. No "Orgasming in her pants from the relief" expression. That's not her. But more like, "Embarrassed and or worried about how it might bother other people"
Because I want to give the people who like the character, the character that they like. Not just stick their face on the cliche'est parts of the fetish and call it a day.

Though i do find a lot of this nitpicky. Comic sans is an artificial problem to me, but the less said the better.

Everyone has different ways of doing fart effects. I just use blur layers and transparency. Whether you like it or not, it's how the artist likes them.

And as an artist who has to color on several different layers, by freehand instead of fill, because i almost NEVER finished lines. and one who likes hyper farts, and one who likes bigg butts (And i cannot lie.) I resent those last few remarks.

But this is just me.

Your thoughts?
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>>6701169
>he masturbates to the rot in his mother's basement
I don't masturbate, and I live in a room, not a basement.

You're making me want to tell you more about it for being needlessly rude.
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>>6703754
Been burned as both a drawfag and writefag when it comes to other characters. It's a tricky balancing act because ultimately, there are very few characters who canonically fart etc (yes, we can assume that all humans do, but we're talking about waifus here). So when you depict a character doing something fetishy, it does boil down to well-intentioned guesswork. After all, it could be equally said that Hinata is a fart-fetishist who gets off on it, which is why she is so shy in public, and work from there. Horses for courses ultimately.

Comic sans is more of a comic-font issue. Its kerning is disgustingly bad but you're not doing wordy comics so it doesn't murder your work.
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>>6703474
I saw someone call this a "Scentaur"
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Can anyone beat Eight Marbles without farting?
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>>6704688

Why would you want to do that?
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>>6704696
I just had a crazy random idea. That is why.
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>>6704688
Well technically you could just pick a non-fart based character and win like that.
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>>6704688
translation?
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>>6704642
I understand. Broad strokes CAN be taken. (I took some pretty broadnstrokes myself with that short gassy Zora queen comic. ) But I've seen before, as well as on this very page, how making too broad a stroke can flip the mental swich that says "This isn't them." So I myself try to keep the spirit and designs similar. Not saying that's what you SHOULD DO. I'm saying it's what I always Intend to do.

I don't mind Lazei's faces. I think we all know a lot of people in this kink who are far more interested in the ass than the face. Even used to wonder why I even bother putting so much effort to making faces look good.
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we need more shortstack farts
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>>6705338
Yeees~ Again no gas sadly in these gifs. But midna-farts are still a favorite to me
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>>6696115
For me, 2 things ruin this kink.

>OOC art. I don't care if you're the next Michaelangelo, but if your drawings are basically as IN character as the "Farting Diaries" series picture-fied, then I'm already gone.

>The old "Super Gassy Super Proud Super Dominant Skunkette" cliche that I've seen too many times.

It's gone now tho. So I'm fine
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>>6704024
>still living with mom
>so excited to tell us more about his fantastic rotting wall
>doesn't jerk it, just loves hanging out on hentai threads telling people of his wall

Living the dream mate
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>>6696115
>Fatties
>Mention of food
>BLORT
>Bare anuses
>Solo
>Moaning
>"power farts" that knock shit over/send things flying/cause earthquakes etc
>Non-face farts in general
Just sit on a face and fart. That's all I want.
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>>6706495
Very unflattering double chin but i'll take it.
Do you need a picture reference for the hole?
There's one in the wall and one in the ceiling.
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>>6707043
I've got what you need.
probably.
Are you talking 3D or 2D?
2D is easy.
Just check out 3o's shit.
3D is harder because women have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Or at the very least listen to the insane vocal minority.
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>>6696115

>excessive talking/moaning/etc
>any sort of dom/sub aspect
>bare assholes
>really small weak farts
>no ass

though i'm not really talking about cliches at this point, am i?

i'm a huge fan of giant, ridiculously long rumbly farts that come out of huge asses. get that weak wispy shit outta here.
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>>6707338
>>bare assholes
This. Fucking slags with no ability thinking spreading their shaved pimply anus will up the factor on their shitty videos.
What bothers me is how oblivious some of these women are to the fact that traditional shit they think is "sexy" doesn't mesh well with this fetish, it just ruins it.
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>>6707338
Pretty much this. I mean sure reacting to the farts a bit is fine maybe a bit appreciated but some of these women just fucking drone on like they made a shitty script and are reading off it. Not into it at all.
Also sadly the bare asshole happens a lot in some jap vids that would turn out to be amazing til they take off their panties. Which sucks cause 9 times out of 10 it makes the fart weaker or rather with less sound to it.
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>>6707351
>the fact that traditional shit they think is "sexy" doesn't mesh well with this fetish, it just ruins it.
This is just plain wrong and I'm sure many will agree with me on that.
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>>6707708
I don't understand.
Are you telling me women spreading and slapping their asses while putting on their best stripper motion act gives way to any improving elements in this fetish?

That doesn't bother you in the least bit?
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>>6707181
He's one of my favorite artists actually, keeps it cute.
3D requires way too much search effort, so by the time I find something good I've wasted most of my free time not masturbating.
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>>6707714
Well, not that, but you know, sexy things are still sexy? I don't know how to explain it.
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>>6707720
>sexy things are still sexy
Maybe i'm alone on this one.
But women being casually gross. Itsself, to me is erotic.

Women TRYING to be erotic and capitalize off this cancels out what I think is arousing about it.
It's like this line of duality in it, not really about them being neutral or shameful about being disgusting, just ignorant to the fact it turns someone on to a certain degree.

Not flaunt it about loudly like an arrogant floozy.
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>>6707727
I guess I mean when they're cutesy and shit; not like a fucking porn star. I like the inconvenience that comes from a very attractive woman trying to uphold her image while also doing something disgusting.
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>>6707732
>they're cutesy and shit;
I'll admit it. Outside the general impairment of liking farts, i'm pretty sure i've got a list of issues to work out with pessimism, because that shit bothers me too.

Girls that do voices like LMT used to do in the beginning annoyed the shit out of me.
I don't need anyone to agree with me but I gotta draw a line when the girl is trying to talk like a third grader in a fetish video.
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>>6707738
Shit No clue what just happened there.
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>>6707739
>>6707740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTdnRbmm8Y

Lost the "Y".
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>>6707743
You don't really want to know my opinion, you already know what it is.
You're purposefully trying to demonize me at this point.

Being a mischief maker I guess.
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>>6707745
No, seriously, you don't like this stuff? She's my waifu, man.
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>>6707754
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56d062d3724e9
Porn of this stuff made "professionally" or even for the sole purpose of it being mastubatory is always terrible. It's much better when it's a real life clip or some stupid 2007 skit; it just feels more natural. I guess I agree with you that I hate the "sexy" aspect but I really also dislike this type of material.
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>>6707762
>real life clip or some stupid 2007 skit
yeah there are professional "productions" I have blacklisted for my sanity.

I miss back when girl fart jokes were as common place as quips in movies today.
Just the contradictory low brow nature of it had it's place.
I know what you mean with real life clips too. Didn't you lose your soul permanently by looking at those vines yet?
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>>6707769
I lost my semen.
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>>6707771
Tell me when you find it.
That's the flipside of the elusive unaware and candid.
But rest assured there are videos out there that aren't purposefully masturbatory of someone videoing a girl farting none the wiser.
God knows why it exists, but it's somewhere and I haven't found it yet.

Not the good ones at least.
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>>6707775
Whitepower 3223 is probably the best. Just ass and normal farts. Too bad they're inactive and also probably a white supremacist.
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>>6707781
>these dated clips.
Is this the newest you have?
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>>6707789
Yup.
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>>6707832
>fart scenes from movies
if they're well done they'll always be the best. Mainstream media girl fart scenes rarely ever have the overt notion it's someone's fetish, but they put the work in all the same.
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>>6707835

You have good vid recommendations I hope.

What movie fart scenes do you think hit closest to home, or just hold a special place in your heart?

I will always love "Carmen gets nasty"
That scene from scary movie 4.

Ah, the fantasies it brought forth.


Your fave
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>>6707949
*Your faves?
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>>6707951
...None of them I feel i'm at liberty to talk about.
It's what gets you into the fetish that brings you the most shame when looking back on it.
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>>6707949
Yeah, great scene. Have you seen the Anna Nicole one? It's quite the prostate cleanser.

>>6693163
I deliver?
FOLDER 2 .MP3 SNIPPETS
https://mega.nz/#F!mcZXUTxS!qX6lnDmBTZpPRsY4TWzR0Q READ THE TAGS!
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Wow this thread is shit
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>>6707957

Shame? You're among friends.
And enemies.
And people of whom the magnitude of whatever might be embarrassing you is simply not enough to penetrate the sheer DENSITY of the fuck that they do not give.

Tell us your "Classics" in the fart vids and scene department. We listened to you tell us about the wall. Now tell us. RECCOMEND us! Fart vids.
Didn't you say?

>I won't have time to be embarrassed when i'm dead.

>>6708027
Oh yes. That southern ORCHESTRA.

So beautiful I feel myself crying a little.

In my pants.
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>>6707338
>i'm a huge fan of giant, ridiculously long rumbly farts that come out of huge asses

Yes! Fucking hot!
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>>6708266
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsIASofR5-E
Classic.

Also, that second one isn't from "It Follows".
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>>6688934
>butluva
You mean ButLova? He Who Must Not Be Named That Starts With B? He's a shit artist and a disgrace to fetish artists everywhere. All his drawings are just bags of dripping shit. It's so godly awful that stitching your eyes shut is a better solution than viewing ButLova's shit art.
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>>6708296
I can't find it; show me?
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>>6708328
Yeah but what he was fausted back in the day for has become spores for what's accepted now.
Look around you and and these cringe images of over-cartoonish house sized thighs and asses scattered about like confetti.

>>6708335
Nah you're being mean and lazy. I made my recommendation and posted a link. I said within the first 10 mins, not 40.
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>>6708344
Mean? I looked around the ten minute mark and found nothing. Is it under the ten minute mark?
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>>6708352
WITHIN! man, watch the first 10 mins.
I'm not shilling for the fucking movie, rico.
You can't miss it but it's literally so minor to give you the exact time would be stupid and ruin the impact.
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It's not exactly farts but this is one that really cemented my fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ_PIRBACzw
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>>6708360
Uh, OK, that was really anti-climatic .
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This is a really weird question, and probably one that everyone will ignore... But does anybody know of a fart RP chatroom thing that actually has people on?
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Let's dig up all the old fetish vids on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASsJZhUEwWQ
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>>6708372
Told you. it was unexpected but not very withstanding on its own. Still, content's content.

It would be easier to drive an ice pick into my skull and rid myself of whatever makes this arousing to me. But until that happens i'll have the attentiveness of a hawk for women farting mainstream media.

>>6708382
Only the souless.
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Fart porn of her plox. Preferably mimicking the art style.
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsm668_kappa-mikey-223-live-lilymu-p1_shortfilms

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsm672_kappa-mikey-223-live-lilymu-p2_shortfilms

This one really did it for me.
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>>6708394
This is exactly what triggered it.
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Requesting goth girl fart pics.
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>>6708405
I wonder how voice actors react when writers pitch the scene to them.

"Ok lady, this time you are uncontrollably farting throughout the entire episode. Ready to fuck up a lot of impressionable minds? You may want to use a fake name for the credits."
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>>6708412
>You may want to use a fake name for the credits.
kek.
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>>6708397
This one played a big part for me too. Gold bless you Canada.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_mBl3urGE8

Skip to 9:20
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>>6708412
>>6708415
Fake names were actually pretty common for startup VA's

Recognize this person?
http://www.nospoiler.com/y/6TNFFmFOwnY
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>>6708421
Cluck like a chicken motherfucker!
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>>6708418
I bet he does her in face down position.
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>>6708422
We need to find more canadian gems.
TDI is on there but I'm not too fond of the selection available.
I'm only mentioning it cause I don't want to see it.
But doing so has only upped the possibility of it rearing its head.
I am my own worst enemy.
I am jack's wrinkled nose and spasming stomach muscles.
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>>6708416
This art is pretty terrible, alongside the show. Redhead was always the best though.
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>>6707534

i agree a lot with this. i prefer jav videos (is that redundant?) because even if the actresses talk, i can't understand a lick of it and jav stays away from a lot of the tropes/cliches/etc that i dislike...

but i go from excited to dry as the sahara the second the girl goes from ripping rumblers in her panties to... really airy disappointing farts.
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OK. Real talk, ladies and gents.

If you were the director of a fart vid. With models like the ones you see in the fart porn vids. Or just regular girls and ameteur actresses, Gassy as fuck, and or, able to provide real sound effects to edit in later, and ready to act out your ideal "gift to the fetish world"

What would you make of it? What kind of vid would you make, what would you want to see?

Personally, I'd always go for the videos that tickle not just the lustful sides of the people watching, but emotions, minds, and humor.

And then use shit scenarios because I'm not looking for a fucking Oscar.

"Jogger girl in biker shorts and headphones is the only one with no idea how insanely loud and wet her running farts are"

"Stargazing man lowers his telescope and notices beautiful woman alone in penthouse suite, doing sexy poses bending over when standing, leaning sideways when siting, reaching back to squeeze a chunk of her ass, doing yoga for no reason whatsoever, and it's only when she passes a window and it fogs up right behind her, does he realize she's been having the mother of all gas attacks in the privacy of her own home."

I can go on forever, really.

What would you think is a scenario worthy of your time?
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>>6708677
Please do go on. I love these kinds of scenarios.

I'd do something with a businesswoman. Maybe a young job seeker sitting through a stressful intense job interview while trying desperately to hold back the storm brewing in her stomach. Once the interview ends she hightails it into the elevator and the second the doors close she let's rip like there's no tomorrow only to then have the elevator stop and a load of people file in.
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Anyone have a download link for the skunk wrestling game?

I can't for the life of me find a good one
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post pictures or don't post at all, jesus christ.
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>>6708677
Easy. A maid nonchalantly ripping farts as she's cleaning. Elegant and gassy.
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>>6708685

Then businesswoman it is.
"CEO needs to fart badly during a meeting so excuses herself somewhere private. But unfortunately it's near an air vent that leads straight back into the boardroom. So she's ripping like no tomorrow while the board members are screaming and internally at whoever in the room they belive is causing the stink."

>>6708739

...Yes mommy.
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>>6708919
I'm kinda the type to enjoy scenarios where the girl lets loose unabashed
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>>6707716
Finding face fart videos now are a dime a dozen. You are truly lazy and the rewards you get from it are showing (or not showing)
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>>6709104
Hell yeah.
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>>6709110

WHAT DOES IT SAY
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>>6709004
Example?
What would you create as a scenario?
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>>6709118
Hot things.
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>>6709122
you're a helpful guy
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>>6709144
U4
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>>6708677
I had an idea for one involving a radio DJ. She's dying to let one rip while live on air and is squirming in her seat while trying to read the news. The second she finishes she cuts to commercial and mutes her mic. She then proceeds to let rip a long, brassy cheek jiggling fart which just keeps going and going. As she's still farting the timer is counting down and soon she'll be live again so it's a race to finish the fart. Alternatively she could try to pinch it off and continue her broadcast through grit teeth until the next commercial.
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Is anyone else a fan of farts being the result of the girl utterly desperate to take a dump? You know it's bad when she starts struggling to keep a lid on it and they start slipping out as she slowly loses control.
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>>6709121
Let's see...

I suppose a fun date scenario could be a good idea (with a guy or another girl), where she's constantly farting as they go to different locales and her date seemingly doesn't mind.
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>>6709302
Absolutely
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>>6708027
>I deliver?
>FOLDER 2 .MP3 SNIPPETS
thanks for actually making another one, senpai
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See what we're doing here?
Give us the chance and a day to think it over. and you get Nothing but perfectly good ideas for fetish videos.

Now if i only had time to make and animate some of these.

But i have a job now, damn.
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>>6709305
You say "Seemingly"

is there something i am missing? Something strange going on here?
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>>6707949

As for a fart scene i like,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VELwHII6jqM

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo8uhc4CGio&feature=youtu.be
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>>6709671
>That ending.
Fuck weird, dude.
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>>6709666
Which do you like most?
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>>6709667
That is, they don't show any sign that they're bothered by it and treat it as normal.
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>>6708565
>prefer jav videos
I tended to shy away from the ones too vocal at all.
Even if I couldn't understand them, it was terrible like the sounds of cats being beaten.
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>>6708685
How about the reverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VQPJU59VAA
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Another fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37UvPgsVVpo
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>>6708677
Although i'm glad you brought this up, such a wide array of possibility you left us there.
But I'd probably keep it simple.
Something like this https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B6wikW__5eEfYVhpYkZVVGRLdk0/view?usp=sharing

But maybe touch up the concept a bit without ruining it.
I had to find a loophole since I couldn't link the video because of country copyright.
I think they're speaking dutch too, so that's a giggle.

I'm not sure how common of knowledge this is, even around here. But rumors about celebrities get out fast and die out slow. But inside all of the gossip like ones that paint knockouts like Katy perry or Olivia wilde as chemical threats.

I think the one from way back, self admittedly by Evangeline Lilly was best, she admitted on public TV on I think the Jimmy Fallon show or something about being a flight attendant in the past and having some passenger give her shit.

She said she'd been feeling terrible the entire flight due to something she ate, so she saved up her gas and farted in his face while passing by him several times to serve others around him for messing with her.

I would shoot a man for a dramatization of that I think. Done right!
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>>6709302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKgXwdh53vM
Ahh like this?
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>>6709694
Didn't like the ending?
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>>6708412
what show are you talking about?
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>>6710120
i wondered the same it seems someone deleted a post
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>>6710166
So it seems, I'm not gonna go through the trouble of posting it again.
Fuck whoever deleted it and for whatever reason why. Check the archive if you care enough.
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>>6709039
Did you check >>6707043 before posting?
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>>6710369
You want to be spoonfed a little?
Since you want videos, not images?
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>>6710377
All I want is sympathy, god dammit
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>>6710389
Oookay.
sympathy it is.

It's okay... It's not that weird to like farts. There are weirder things I guess. One day a girl you find attractive might pin your arms down and fart in your lap.

how's that?
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>>6710397
>Non-face fart
It's shit
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but how does one get a gf to indulge in his fantasies
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>>6710446
Now you're going above and beyond
Not to sound like a cunt, but what do you do all day? Just watch fart porn?
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>>6710452
Only on monday fridays and wednesdays.
if it's worth watching.
Maybe i'm just stubborn I suppose. Shame on you about being this picky about delivery and not even critiquing >>6709936
I had half a mind not to even share with you, but you can't be fucked for not knowing a good thing when it passes your way.
Get it while the gettings good, I cut your work out for you, some of this shit was either easy to find, or took a day or two of shameful effort evading paywalls and digging around 300 pages into unorganized forums.

https://mega.nz/#F!lVlzmJ5C

!oWxq1z9LAe_Vy04OMQeoeA
Plus I don't trust Mega and their hinting at me about copyrights. You might have seen some of this stuff before anyhow.
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What is this thread even about anymore
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>>6710503
Not farts.
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>>6710478
I'll be damned, that Dutch video is fucking perfect.
Love cute shit like that.
My bad for being ungrateful, man.
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>>6710594
Any idea what they're saying?
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>>6710614
No clue, but it's for the better.
Reminds me of the days when this was enough to get me there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqXAHBr8cI
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>>6708677
start this discussion up again come next thread, I got something you'd like to have as an expansion to it.
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>>6710621
I have the most nostalgic boner right now
Those were the days, eh?
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>>6710631
I don't what richer, rekindling how much of a bitch I thought he was for his whining or the conflicted lust I had for how kinkily she stabbed him in the back after talking so sweetly like that.
I think the hottest part is that he fucking fainted, you don't get much of that gag in live action anything done well. Just cartoons and shit.

Maybe i'm doing myself a disservice by entertaining the thought too much, but i'd love to not only take that kind of prank head on but turn it around on her with the same mischief once she see's the rock she nurtured to life, just turn the situation around by you being diamonds by her trying to gross you out.
You woke it up, now put it to sleep. Seems fair.
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>>6710649
I don't know about all that, I just love to see guys grossed out with their nose in a girl's ass crack.
It's really humanizing when you realize cute girls have stinky butts too.
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>>6710663
That's pretty meta, are you exclusively interested in the vicarious extent?
Seeing OTHER people suffer at the mercy of stink of unwitting girls?

That's gotta be hard to enable, if you ever planned to at all.
That's something easy to forget. Also a little of a downer. If you have something that's only entertainable in thought or otherwise.
Not so much capable of being capitalized IRL in no such ways.

But I guess I see what you mean in a way. I think people's reactions to a girl they wouldn't think to fart in certain ways has a way with me more than just the girl herself.
Only because it's a mirror of how I feel about it. Seeing people feel just about as disgusted as I do aroused, I guess.
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>>6710677
You have the wrong idea.
I love the smell of a cut girl's butt, that's what gave me the fetish. My ultimate fantasy is a girl in leggings sitting on my face lightly, saying shit like "must be pretty stinky down there" and the like. Farts are secondary to butt sniffing and only improve the situation.
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Come to think of it, the stories that i've come across, not mentioning my gripe and spite for onomatopoeias, I think the ones where the character or parties if present are is either a full victim or a slightly swaying reluctant one suffering at a girl being gross are better than the ones where it's some kind of mutual exchange and it's completely overt where they like what's being given, then it gets kind of cringey while the writer tries to self insert themselves instead of making an interesting reaction.
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>>6710687
Now you're getting it.
"Gentle femdom" as it's becoming more commonly known.
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>>6710693
I got hella stories I have unwritten.
I have a few pastebins from trying my hand at it and I've been told they aren't too bad.
But to be honest it isn't worth for trying to me.

I'd rather read what I like from someone else than make my own, i've got an artist's remorse like that.
Also I'd be fingered for the style I use almost anywhere, given I only use short of hand matter of fact descriptions for the women farting, and never stoop to fucking cringe "prrrrt" and "bloorP" none of it.
It isn't quite James Joyce shit, but it's prosey enough for me.
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>>6710691
I have shitty internet so I've only made it through the three smallest videos.
Not bad, but the casual nature of the dutch clip really set me off.
But now that you say that, I'm getting pretty excited.

>>6710699
Yurifarts did some top notch fics, damn shame she came to her senses and stopped.
A couple of Drifter's too, but he and I are clearly on opposite ends of the fart fetish spectrum.
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>>6710707
The one clip with the girl in the grey leggings, is in there.
Tell you what when I first fucking got it I could only last 6 or 11 minutes.
It's 30 minutes long goddamnit.
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>>6710713
Ever seen the stinkface-a-thon videos?
What they lack in farts they make up for in sweat.
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>>6710721
That seems a little too busy for me, tell you what I threw another clip in there for you.
I left it out initially because I thought it was a little too busy as well.
But what the hell do I know I could be keeping something good from you.
It's another cut from the same one as the Brazilian one I don't like too much of those myself as they over do some of the shit, but every now and again one passes my filter alright.
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>>6710730
As much as I appreciate it, mouth farting ain't my bag.
Nor is bare-ass farting because I'm a hopelessly picky fuck.
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>>6710756
I feel similar. It's too messy for me, especially if the girl doesn't seem dignified enough to me. Then the duality breaks, and it isn't as much a hot girl doing dirty things as much as just a nasty girl doing nasty things.

I had this as an exception for a while. No harm in being a picky fuck, just look at how I derailed this thread with my autist level analysis on everything.
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>>6710771
The thread was dead anyway.
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>>6710781
yeah, i'm holding out a few ideas until the next one, be a waste in a sinking ship I think.
I'd start one myself but i've got reservations against it.
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Hopefully the next thread will have less 3dpd talk. This thread went to shit.
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