/yg/ - Yandere General

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What would you give your yandere for Christmas?

>>6598085
My love and attention, or a new game for us to play together. Sadly no yandere.

Merry Christmas. How are you guys celebrating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=68&v=94OVz1Rq73o

tfw girl I really liked who I met on the website seems to have disappeared.

rip cool girl, it was fun talking about ancient languages and religions with you. hope you do well and put your intellect to good use, wherever you are. would be nice to talk with you again one day.

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We now have an official steam group.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/yanderegeneral

>>6598258
Does it have to be skype? I'd rather keep it no eyes no ears

>>6598258
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/yanderegeneral
oooh, why skype? just use the steam group chat and it's done (i don't wanna show any faces or sounds)

Merry Christmas everybody, remember to take your yan under the mistletoe and bake them gingerbread cookies!

gtgt

>>6598266
>>6598285
What sounds do you have that you wanna hid?

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Figure I'll try this one more time:

Shot in the dark, but I was talking to somebody on the site a few weeks ago about Sino-Tibetan funk and fencing and architecture and stuff. Just logged in today to find out they've deleted their account. If you're in the thread and would still like to talk shoot me an e-mail sometime. You were really cool.

[email protected]

>>6598258
I almost want to join.

>>6598305
not fapping ones that's for sure

I just prefer to type than speak, and cameras are definitely out

>>6598373
>sino tibetan funk

PLEASE POST LINKS TO THAT, IT SOUNDS AMAZING OH MY GOD

>>6598266
You don't need to use skype. I think most people would prefer not using it.

>>6598844
That doesn't automatically change their reproductive organ, but I don't care about it unless their gender is destroyer of worlds or something.

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gay, dog, homo, tuna

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>>6599043
>tumblr, famous, crime, rock

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>>6599043
>weed, money, nate, gay

I wonder if nate is my future boyfriend.

>>6599043
Gay
Weed
Weed
Death

>>6599048
careful with nate, he's been around

>>6599050
you know a nate? point me the way

>>6599043
Famous naughty crime god.
I'm not so sure I like my 2016. Or maybe I do.

>>6599043
gay gay homo cat. Not sure what this means.

>>6599056
You will become a gay furry?

>>6599043
Sinful death hatred pyjamas.

Don't starve together is a really sweet game. Anyone else playing it?

>>6599043
>first word i see is death

hahahahaha

fuck

>>6599087
No idea.

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Merry Christmas, folks.

>>6599104
but mugi is not yan.

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And a happy new year.

>>6599043
>gay, weed, gay, vape

so, somewhat the same?

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>>6599105
my bad

THAT VOICE IS SO HIGH AND ADORABLE, OH MY GOSH

>>6599043
naughty, sinful, godly, gay

the fuck man

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Would you mummify your dead lover?

http://www.the-line-up.com/carl-tanzler-mummy-dream-girl/

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Karl Tanzler wrote a short autobiography, if you guys are curious to read about a real life yandere.

https://www.unz.org/Pub/FantasticAdventures-1947sep-00008

>>6599249
I think grinding and preparing for the body for new life is more beneficial to the cycle, the one that pulled me up with them.

>>6599254
How do you prepare a body for new life? And what do you mean by grinding? Putting the body in a meat grinder or what?

>>6599254
Wait, did you think he meant Egyptian mummification? Karl Tanzer robber his lover's grave and turned her body into a doll. Mummification probably wasn't the right word.

>>6599262
>>6599271
There are multiple kinds of fertilizers that can be with corpses. I wouldn't want to hold their body from going back.

>>6599276
Oh shit. Imagine fertilizing a fruit tree with your lover's dead body. Every time you would eat fruit from the tree, it would be like giving your dead lover a kiss.

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>>6599281
Specialty plants could be bred using the fertilizer, a new hybrid plant made with some of their nutrients, you could drive around tossing the seeds everywhere.

Another idea would be a double suicide or single suicide but you and your lover tied together and deep into a peat bog.

>>6599306
>drive around tossing the seeds everywhere
And share your senpai with other people???? Degenerate.

>>6599306
Another idea would be to skin your senpai and make clothes out of him. You could be together forever that way. You could even die inside his skin!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2476512/Are-terrifying-trousers-The-17th-century-NECROPANTS-corpse-legs--supposed-lucky.html

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>use senpai's remains to fertilize a flower
>bees try to pollinate the senpai-flower with other flowers
>go full yandere and kill all the bees and other flowers

>>6599341
>other people
More like covering the earth with your love.

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>>6599343
>putting senpai's penis skin inside of your vagina while you are wearing his skin

this is something that cannot be done with living human beings

>>6599350
Wouldn't that be the same as giving away his children? You should just plant the seeds and raise them all as you and your senpai's babies.

>>6599354
It wouldn't be his children, it would be his spawnlings.

>You should just plant the seeds and raise them all as you and your senpai's babies
You can do that too but depending on the strain it could have too many seeds, you can't take care of that many.

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You could give them names and knit them sweaters and stuff. It would be cute. You could have an entire garden of children!

>>6599355
just pretend they are senpai's sperm and eat the seeds or cook with them

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>>6599345
>>6599354
I'm disappointed in people not doing research before commenting. You can easily buy trees that will never reproduce, like the Autumn Flame Maple.

>>6599361
That is a very yandere tree. That way, you can be sure Senpai won't reproduce with other plant sluts. But at the same time, it means you won't get to eat Senpai's cummies or raise his babies...

>>6599364
you could make syrup out of his juices

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>>6599365
That's the lewdest thing I've ever heard. I love it. Senpai's delicious, delicious juices would taste better than seeds, anyways.

>carving your name all over Senpai-tree's trunk
>using his branches for masturbating purposes
>getting aroused in winter when he loses all his leaves because it means he's naked

>getting a yeast infection because you tried to use senpai's syrup as lube :(

splinters in your vagina

>>6599358
I'm a guy..

>>6599043

Gay
Gay
Tuna
Money

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>>6599377
just pretend they are senpai's eggs and eat the seeds or cook with them

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>>6599383
I'll just eat the seeds without the sexual innuendo.

>>6599387
Are you saying you wouldn't eat your senpai's eggs?

>>6599400
That is exactly what I'm saying.

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>>6599406
>]
FUCKING NORMIE

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>>6599043
>weed
>sinful
>money
>death

>>6599414
:<
Would a normie make that face?

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>>6599418
yes

something's off.

>>6599043
>gay
>famous
>naughty
>weed
sounds ok

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naked, coke, lice

>>6599043
gay, gay, homo, gay

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POST HENTAI

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Why is hex maniac considered yandere, anyways?

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And why is there so much hentai of hex maniac with enormous tiddies? In the games she's pretty flat.

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We should post good yandere fanfics, too.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11663853/1/Look-before-you-peek

>>6599043
sinful, fortunate, yay, hatred, godly

>>6599506
malice, kiss, passion

>hmmm

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>>6599506
>Flesh made hate.

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>>6599043
Gay, Sinful, Jam, Godly

>>6599506
Secret, Talk, and mad

>>6599506
Dread, Crush, Peep...

Peep?
Am I going to be a voyeur? D:

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More YanDan, for those who remember.

Once, Twice, Three times a YanDan: http://pastebin.com/ZSUP4481
YanDan Saves Christmas: http://pastebin.com/qXW3Fzak

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>>6599506
Present Secret Hate

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>>6599506
Leave
Risk
Naked

>>6599522
I actually have trouble finding decent ones cause when I search all I get is homo crap

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Just thought I'd post this for those who haven't heard it yet
https://soundgasm.net/u/Rusfemanon/I-want-to-make-you-mine

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>>6599868
It's incredibly worrying how much I want something like this to be real. What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>6599868
Also thank you so much for posting this.

>>6599868
That was so amazing, holy hell.

>>6599868
What accent is that?

I need more tumblr blogs to follow. Post your tumblrs.

>>6599481
What's wrong?

>>6600009
I had to take a dump but it wouldn't come out.

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>tfw no qt yan girl to play video games or watch anime with

Looks like a little someone someone's been lying.

>>6600330
Would that someone know that they that little someone?

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>>6599868
C-Can we post IRL yandere on /d/?

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>>6600372
>tfw you will never be lewded by a nui

>>6599506
>secret
>fury
>suicide

>>6600372
YES!! THIS THREAD! I have been fucking looking for this for AGES. I don't know who you are but thank you SO much for posting this!
Such a good read.

>>6600371
Probably. Not that it matters much right at this moment.

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>>6600415
np anon-kun

and yeah, it got harder to look shit up when archive.moe went down

most of the replacements that popped up don't go back that long

>>6600372
>this will never happened to me
just kill me now senpai

>>6600330
Who? Doing what?

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>>6600372
Is this what Ibitsu was like as a kid?

>>6600459
link to the doujins blox

>>6600458
Dig around a bit and you'll find out for yourself. The skeletons aren't buried deep.

>>6600462
When you fall asleep I'll sneak a horny dog in your room and lock all the exits.

>>6600483
Joke's on you, I plugged my asshole with cement. Dog can't do anything.

>>6600487
Damn, not the sement!

>>6600491
Unless your dog has a drill for a cock, he will never be able to penetrate my fortified anus!

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>>6600460
You can read the series here.
http://bato.to/reader#d745f1c2c0217c15

I can't find any doujinshi or rule 34 on it, but there's some fanart on pixiv
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=%E3%82%A4%E3%83%93%E3%83%84

>>6600497
I'll have to upgrade my dog.

>>6600372
I can't read that on my phone and that makes me sad

Holy goddamn guacamole.

I am seriously laughing my ass off right now. My ass fell out of my body and now I don't have an ass anymore.

>>6600510
mind if I take your ass

>>6600513
My ass was glass and shattered into a million pieces when it hit the ground.

>>6600507
Just download the image and a free app for image-viewing, such as QuickPic Gallery.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.alensw.PicFolder

>>6600520
what a waste
but good riddance.

>>6599879
>>6599881
>>6599956
>>6599975
http://soundgasm.net/u/Rusfemanon
All I know is that I found this link over in /rr/ and found the yandere one, she does a lot of /gfd/ stuff

>>6600462
I'm assuming you're referring to some irc stuff?

>>6600327
[spoiler] ;_; [/spoiler]

>>6600462
Not sure who you are talking about, if this is irc drama I don't know if I want to dig, might not like what I find.

>>6600530
>>6600527
Who knows?

Honestly, everyone here should do a bit of digging. I've found skeletons belonging to a few of you.

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>>6600533
Picture related.

>>6600533
>implying I buried my calciferous innards anywhere you could find them

>>6600533
>implying anyone here has interesting skeletons

>>6600533
Fucking IRCfags and their drama. But the thing I hate the most is how vague they are, like they're trying to roleplay, just fucking say it you spaz.

>>6600438
Surprisingly enough desustorage has it, albeit without most of the pictures.

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/12829018

>>6600546
They're trying to inject exclusivity into their circlejerk.

Which doesn't usually work out well.

>>6600548
This general has been like this since the first dating site. I'd say the dating sites and IRC are cancer but they've already taken over the threads. Don't know why I still come here I really don't.

>>6599515
something something milk and mammaries

>>6600549
so don't? you're only enhancing the problem with blogshit and meta complaining

>>6600558
Every once in a while I just have to point out how shit this place is, I'm only pointing out what a lot of other people are thinking. At least now that we're on /d/ there's porn so it's not as bad. But don't say I'm blogposting, I wish I was blogposting because that'd be more interesting in bringing IRC roleplay here.

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>>6600546
Some sketchy stuff is going on guys. Oh boy. Ohhh man. This thing is gonna knock your idea of this thread upside down. Some serious stuff going on! But I can't tell you right now. You'll have to dip your fingers into the honey yourselves. But beware whose eyes look towards you it can be very dangerous!

>>6600562
This sounds like my horoscope

>>6600562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7k1BhQ-X0M

>>6600562
Sounds like you've got something to hide.

>>6600571
yeah I'm secretly planning to

>>6600562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>>6600579
Awesome!

>>6600533
Eh
If you found something on me I would like to know. I honestly cant think of anything that is so /drama/ that its worth calling a skeleton.

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>>6600579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

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hehehehehehehe

>>6600654
Creep.

>>6600656
Do you like Nicki Minaj?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

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>>6600654
you sound amused

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>>6600660
You aren't? You should watch funny videos on youtube. I highly suggest howtobasic.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLIl9k-R0ko

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Geez. How much do you think this guy spends on eggs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQMlHtmfYzk

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>>6600661
I'm no fan.

>>6600672
Well then post something better. Have you ever seen the guacamole dance? It is very amusing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmr_TZLpS0

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>>6600675
goddamnit. wrong picture.

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Dr.Jean is pretty excellent in general!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgDU5RpzUms

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This one's even somewhat related to the thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGiNj5SFmJs

>>6599043
Weed, Death, Fortunate, Godly


what an odd year

>>6600682
You will be fortunate to get some really dank nugs of weed, but you will overdose and die. You will then become god.

>>6600533
Just get on with it already. What is this, passive aggressive espionage general?

>>6600712
Espionage is fun. Don't you like playing games?

>>6600714
Nah, I like skipping to the end of the book.

Tell us already. Who killed Dumbledore?

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>>6600712
Just post hentai.

>>6600717
Small breasts pls

>>6600716
Snape.

>>6600720
Liar.

It was scared, wasn't it?

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>>6600712
>>6600716
>>6600720
this is not how games work you shits

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>>6600719
Finding small breast hentai is surprisingly hard unless you are looking specifically for lolis. They are sort of small in this one?

>>6600721
She's not a character in harry potter, anon!

>>6600722

What game is this anyway? And who's playing?

>>6600724
Looks good m8.

>>6600726
All will become clear.

>>6600731

This game sucks. Can we play something else?

>>6600735
Sure. What game would you like to play?

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>>6600719
I found some!

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>>6600736
Is it russian roulette? It's russian roulette isn't it?

pow!

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>>6600739
Pow? Does that mean you just shot yourself??

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>>6600741
no

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>>6600743
I don't think you know how russian roulette is played...

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>>6600744
do explain how it works

>>6600747
You point the gun at your own head, not your opponent's.

>>6599049
That's pretty rough.

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>>6600748
That's dangerous, you might shoot yourself and get hurt.

>>6600750
Yes! Most people who play accept the fact that the game could cost them their lives.

what could be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc

>>6600754
Amen to that, brother.

>>6600757
Careful now, too much salt could give you high blood pressure!

>>6600759
Well you should still be careful. Too much salt can be really bad for your diet. What salty dish have you eaten today, anon?

>>6600757
You'd look suspicious as heck coming out of a room where someone was just killed, though.

If you want information regarding anyone specific in the thread or on the website reply to this post with who you want info on and why.

>>6600762
There would be fingerprints on the gun and you'd have to position the gun in a specific way to make it seem like the person really committed suicide. The bullet hole would likely look different, too, as would the blood spatters. It wouldn't be easy peasy, anon!

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>>6600767
alright dexter, easy now

>>6600763
Maddest. Thanks, Jhal

>>6600766
Can you into reading comprehension anon? Reread what I said carefully

>>6600770
You too. Reread my post.

>>6600773
It's illegal to commit suicide some you can get arrested for playing Russian Roulette

>>6600773
It's illegal in almost every country.
http://www.answers.com/Q/&ad=1

>>6600777
Read the part that says "and why"

>>6600763
Yuukers, because she seemed like a very nice person before the suicide.

>>6600777
That's really kinky.

>>6600779
Yukie was a catfish desperate for attention, and by that I mean she was a he who had transgender surgery.
The suicide was due to a hormone imbalance and a deep seeded depression.

>>6600763

Kristen because she's a cutie.

>>6600781
You sound like a homophobe.

>>6600782
Sorry I'm not going to respond to loli with a legitimate answer.

>>6600785
Are you digging through people's private messages to get info on them?

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>>6600778
Who fucking cares about your "and why" question, you little jack's ass.

>>6600784
I'm not. I'm just stating facts that were requested

>>6600763
prokyon because she seems really cute.

>>6600763
Nepjelly because I want to know what lies behind the jelly

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P O S T
H E N T A I

>>6600763
Visitor because he has good tastes in games.

>>6600763
Yan-san because I don't know if it's a boy or a girl but they seem sweet.

>>6600795
>>6600799
>>6600791
>>6600790
All these people are attractive lesbians in an open relationship.

>>6600806
Lesbians always were the superior genus of man

Any more requests for secret intel?

>>6600810
I want info on you. Where are you getting your secret intel from?

>>6600810
undido

>>6600810
bracket

>>6600814
>>6600816
>>6600817
they're all kinky lesbians

>>6600818
The funds have been transferred into your account.

>>6600814
Me and spooks founded the website. In secret, we are lesbians with a "male sex denial" fantasy.

Every now and again we design a dating website to collect hundreds of messages from thirsty men who expect to find true love with a 4chan girl. We collect the messages and read it aloud to each other, as we laugh at the gall of the hungry betas, who laughably think that they could ever get inside the panties of a girl.

All of the good girls on the website are lesbian friends of ours, who make fake dating profiles to join in on the fun. All the datable guys are also our lesbian friends, who seek to have their laughs from the few traps and catfish "girls" who think our website is for real.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk5VQFC7iVc

>>6600820
That sounds way too plausible.

spooks is Michael Foster

>>6600831
no, I'm michael foster.

>>6600831
Nobody gives a shit about spooks or >>6600820
. Tell us about undido.

>>6600833
you owe me 2 dollas

>>6600836
What do you want to know about me? lmao

>>6600837
bitch i'm broke as hell

>>6600840
everything

>>6600843
It was all a ruse and I hope no one actually took me seriously.

I get off on playing around with people

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H E N T A I

>>6600843
Undido is a parody account made to poke fun at most of the "men" who sign up on the website.

>>6600845
how pathetic

>>6600847
He told me he was a girl!

>>6600849
Of course she is, she's the on-and-off girlfriend of one of the lesbian founders on the site. She thought what we were doing was amusing and decided to have some fun of her own.

>>6600848
darling please, out of everyone on this website I am the least pathetic. Make an account saying you're female and you'll see.

>>6600852
speak only when I tell you to

>>6600850
I'm pretty sure the site has one founder

>>6600855
ohh, yes master~
>>6600856
undido does all the coding for the website

>>6600856
The site is run by a circle of horny lesbians. There are six of them. Six founders. Get your facts straight, asshole.

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What was the best thing about no game no life? Other than the relationship between Shiro and her bro.

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>>6600881
The king's plan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3jCq9i_PRY

Everyone should always have a king's plan. Take note yanderes.

>>6600883
Say more things.

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>>6600886
Part of the ace is keeping it hidden~

>>6600893
Say more things.

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>>6600894
I shall do no such thing, read this and try again

http://ashishb.net/book-summary/book-summary-influence-the-psychology-of-persuasion-by-robert-b-cialdini/

>>6600901
That's actually a pretty rad book, to be honest. You should post some more recommendations at some point.

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>>6600905
>lesbians thinking straight
pfffffffffft

It's a paradox.

>>6600908
good things come to those who wait

>>6600912
How is that book edgy? It seems interesting enough.

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>>6600912
What books do you read?

>>6600915
are you asking me or the personification of the statements I made?

>>6600917
both

>>6600925
What are your hobbies?

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>>6600770
Someone rang?

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>>6600944
the absolute madman

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>>6600950
I'm flattered someone wants to know about me... but -50 points for not even being able to ask me directly.
Just my luck, eh?

Life's a strange thing sometimes.

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>>6601013
Ain't that the truth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb4P-MZMzJs

>>6601016
Love's pretty comfy, isn't it?

>>6600966
Sauce?

>>6599506
one, suicide, kiss. as a lonely depressed, possibly suicidal, romantic this thing is perfect.

>>6601035
Do you think it would be romantic to commit suicide with your girlfriend? Form a suicide pact of sorts.

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>>6601046
That's a pretty literal way or saying 'romance is dead'

>>6601493
I don't personally find it romantic but I know someone who might find it necessary to go through with.

>>6600763
Ventus Elswynn because i'm curious if they even talk

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>>6600763
whatever you got on these please

yufumi
shauna snow
vokee
winterhermit
mahou

>>6601639
I know Shauna Snow and winterhermit, both are pretty cool people imo.

>>6601639
>>6601656
I talked with Shauna Snow. Really easygoing and open minded. Would be friends with irl.

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>>6601656
>>6601707
thanks both but i want more than opinions

>>6600763
What do you have on Ellen Marie. Her profile is empty

>>6601721
Shauna is an open book. Just go ask.

>>6601728
if they are an open book then already lost interest
what about the other four?

>>6601725
this is one of spooks lesbians

>>6601565
What did that deleted post say? Does someone think it might be necessary to commit sati????

>>6599043
Gay, vape, snaughty.

I don't know what snaughty is but I hope it's good.

What do you have on jhal?

>>6601884
maybe it's similar to snervous

>>6601885
lesbian

>>6601885
he wants to become a 400lb lesbian, is actually a black guy named gibra-el who comes from wizchan and is just trolling everyone

What do you know about sicklefin?

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>>6598073
Seeing my name on this makes me aroused and confused. What am I looking at?

Does anyone know anything about Ventus Elswynn?

>>6601917
a lesbian

>>6601917
Could be a reference to Ventuswill from runefactory? That person sounds like a fantasy nerd.

>>6599506
Secret suicide passion...oh no?

How about Antoine Banks?

What do we know about SleepytheSleepy?

>>6601989
He blesses people with the ability to sleep well.

Why does sleepy have so many anime figurines?

>>6601975
>>6601989
A bunch of lesbians, the whole lot of them.

Yo. I really need to fap but I don't know what to fap to. Suggest stuff please.

400lb. black lesbians are my favorite.

>>6602002
Lesbians.

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I'm sorry Kristy.

I'm sorry everyone.

>>6602084
I forgive you for your insolence.

>>6602084
For what? Don't leave us hanging, give us details.

who the balls is kristy

>>6602200
My friend!

>>6602201
what did you do to her

Koni.

>>6602093
>>6602087
I'm sorry for doing what I did, I won't make the same mistake.

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>>6602208
It's ok she forgave me and now we are playing.

Looks like we've hit the bump limit.

NEW THREAD

>>6602317

>>6601046
not really, the loneliness feeds the self-loathing, which then feeds the depression through inaction caused by the self-loathing making me only lonelier. having a gf would go pretty far to fix the loneliness and make suicide a less appealing alternative.