Periodic Table Personification

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>>6484278

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>>6484280

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>>6484281

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>>6484282
this is the last one I have

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>>6484278

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>>6484290

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>>6484292
slime mercury is the best

>>6484295
Wouldn't she be, like, super heavy?

Wolfram Alpha says around 890 kilos, and then was probably quite confused about why I was asking it how much a girl composed entirely of mercury weighs.

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I have a few Novakid pictures to add, with the standard fare of "motherfucker the shit I put up with.... fap fap fap fap fap...."

No, for real, it's like you find new ways to go above and beyond yourself, /d/.

you can also just assume Novakid are Helium girls, though technically they'd probably have hydrogen atoms inside of them too.

Call them interracial porn and call it a day.

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>>6484516
Fuckin'.... forgot my picture. Statement still stands, though, I'm not sure if 'molecule' girls would be classified under this fetish.

>want to read a comic about Novakid sex that ends in a supernova cumshot
>Starbound was abandoned by its devs
>no good Novakid porn

Damn shame, they had potential as a new, fresh race.

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Well, that's all the Novakid I have.

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, BISMUTH

Bismuth is my waifu~~~

YAY! an educational /d/ thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBCmt_pJTRA

>>6484508
yeah but, its fucking awesome.

>>6484290
"porn equations" lol

>>6484523
that looks really cool, it has a very interesting design.

>>6484290
Helium not being a pure and innocent noble flower of a girl?

>>6484916
He ghost blowjob
wooo hooo

>>6484278
>Fe as a young MILF
>Os as hyperBBW
>F as axcrazy yandere

you mother fuckers better get back to /hga/

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>>6485003
No you.

How come floor tiles are werid and this is not?

>>6484278
You should seikon no kwaiser

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>>6484369
>wolfram

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>>6484278

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>>6484523

This is the most retarded shit ever.

Wtf .. I can understand many Fetishes but Wtf is this shit

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>>6485353
yes, because all these are normal

>>6485383

remeber the dude that had a fetish for floor panels?

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>>6485394
yup

No titanium?

>>6485443
Can't fuck with her, bro.

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>>6485443
OP here, found!

>>6484519
I'm still fucking pissed at the whole Starbound thing.

Excellent fetish though. Would have never thought of it.

>>6484519
>>6485780
As slowly as it's progressing I can understand people getting tired of waiting, but with 3 blog posts in the last week alone, it sure doesn't look abandoned.

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>>6485082
because that didn't happen on /d/.

>No energetic Hydrogen loli.
>Not showing us Iron and carbon in a loving relationship with steel as their child.
>No arrogant dominant Gold and submissive Silver doing lesbian BDSM.
>No chubby lead crushing her partner beneath her weight.
This saddens me.

>>6485906
>Not even uranium 'you're splitting me apart~'
Needs more fission.

>>6484278
could we get her yandere twin 235?

>>6485906

dont forget deuterium and tritium loli with their additional mass!

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>>6485906
Carbon with 4 covalent bounds

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>>6485906
Gold and Silver

I'm not sure if this is /d/ comedy, or if some people really get off to this like the whole /d/ fighter plane thing.

>>6486012
Not OP here but tbh this is kinda hot. Not because of the elements themselves, but the personalities I'm imagining for their characters.

>>6484523
Edgy.

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>>6486066
something like this?

>>6485383
Some of the ones you circled are like the least weird on this board. Elastic? It's a superpower. I understand the appeal.

>>6486012
>/d/ comedy
Are you kidding, this is pretty tame, most of them just look like weirdly colored chicks with number tattoos. This is way more normal than vore, insect girls, most monster girls, unbirthing, scat, inflation...

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plutonium

>>6486293
Nah man, more like this >>6485996 Its the personification. Unlike OP, for me it's the idea of the characters themselves rather than the elements. I can't be alone here in seeing the potential for an anime or manga right? Some weird ecchi near-porn slice-of-life show where all the elements are in high school or some shit.

>>6486584

I would go so far as to say it isn't even /d/ material. It's just rolling a bitch in green paint and writing "Cl" on her in magic marker.

At least the ones with robot parts on them are making a fucking effort, even if it doesn't make any goddamn sense for them to be robots.

>>6486803
I was imagining more like Axis Powers Hetalia but with the most common elements (by estimate)!as the main cast. It'd also have pun-based porn and abstruse chemistry jokes.

>>6486809
Either one works. I'd watch it either way. You could also have the characters personalities reflecting their chemical natures.
>Alkali metals
Over-reactive angry tsundere types
>Noble Gases
laid-back stoners who don't get pissed at anything.

Fuck... why hasn't Japan made this already? This feels like something that should have already happened.

>>6484278
I hadn't heard of this fetish before this thread, but oh my god this shit is amazing. Thanks, OP.

A-yo gurl. Lemme fill yous up wit' some o' my titrant knowamsayin?

>>6484295
>>6484369
According to Jefferson Lab, an average human weighing about 70kg would have 7*10^27 atoms

Since 1 mole of a specific substance contains 6.02214179*10^23 particles (in which this case, atoms);
nHg=(7e+27)/(6.02214179e+23)=11623.77148mol
Assuming that you're about to fuck a woman composed of liquid Hg with 100% purity, you would be fucking a woman with a weight of (200.59*11623.77148/1000)kg, amounting to ≈2332kg.

A humpback whale calf weighs up to 2.3 metric tonnes. You would literally be crushed upon her sitting on your dick under her weight. On the plus side though, you could boast to your friends you just fucked a baby 'land' whale if you survive or not die a virgin

>>6486824
>artificial elements (berkelium/einsteinum/californium)
androids/gynoids with god complexes, or scientists
>common metals
Japanese has characters for 金 (gold) 銀(silver), 鉄 (iron), 鋼 (steel), 鍮 (brass), 鉛 (lead), 錫 (tin) and 銅 (copper). Just use these to write name and base their personalities off of their properties (steel is a bodybuilder, for example)
>rare earths
"Kindly and outgoing" is all I can think of. Oh, and that their names are puns on the pronunciation of the Chinese character for their respective element: 钕(neodymium), 镨 (praseodymium), and 钼 (molybdenum).

>>6486807
If the text "Cl" is what makes genitals throb, then it's quite unusual fetish porn.

>>6485322
if she is pure oxygen, wouldnt she just completely and spontaneously combust at all once?

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>>6484369
>>6485906
>>6486888
>>6486893
I think I now have a new fetish for people criticizing scientifically inaccurate pornographic images.

>>6486293
But this is just name matching, no relation to personality.

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>>6485992
>Be me, a cute horny carbon babe
>live on a hot inhospitable world with no atmosphere
> light from a nearby star bathes the ground with radiation during the day
>Night falls and all the heat escapes due to a lack of insulation
> flaming red-hot meteors the size of mountains regularly engulf the surface in a flaming maelstrom of heavenly force and fury.
>Life sucks. Everything is on fire. Boring as shit...
> See Hydrogen, Nitrogen, and Oxygen bros in the distance
>they're somehow having fun on this barren hellhole
>Find myself strangely drawn to the throbbing covalence between their legs. I am overcome by an instinctual desire to bond with them.
>It's as if the laws of physics want me to get fucked.
>Approach slowly, hips swaying from Brownian motion, make sure to oscillate at the most erotic frequency possible.
>Bro's see, and are drawn in by the laws of attraction
> Hydrogen goes first. It's obvious he's just after my electrons, but I don't mind. I'll let him complete his shell.
>No words, just straight to fucking. I can feel his thermochemical warmth through my electron cloud.
>Nitrogen and Oxygen come too. The former yields to the latter, and I find myself double bonding with oxygen.
> Nitrogen comes in from behind. Hydrogen's so eager; he forces his covalence down my throat.
>I'm at my limit now. I can only handle so many bonds.
>A euphoric feeling of atomic stability cascades through my nucleus. I could stay like this forever...
>For the first time in my miserable existence I feel alive...

And that Billy is the story of how life began...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon-based_life

>>6486889
>mixing alloys and pure elements
At least make them families and parents/children so it makes some sense.

P.S.: Zn is such a huge slut

>>6486889
Oh, Mo is a transition metal, not a rare earth, btw.

>>6486893
Comburants don't combust, they oxidise. The difference is quite notable, really.

>>6486012
no seriously, the art is good and the idea of what an elemental girl composed of this vs that and how that transfer's to sex is just so fucking interesting. it takes air, water, earth and fire girls and multiples it by so much.

This shit's fucking amazing. We need a fucking list of all of these elements and a drawfag.

>>6487482
>We need a fucking list of all of these elements
my fucking sides just fused

Thanks anon, I needed that.

>>6487315
You know you're a nerd when you fap to a story of a bunch of elements fucking.

>>6487482
>We need a fucking list of all of these elements and a drawfag

Agreed. Maybe the drawfag can help us with a handy means of organizing them by some factor we can easily visualize. Like a chart or a table or something.

>>6484523
>See this thread
>"I wonder if someone posted bismuth..."
>Yup. Twice.
>"...and someone called it edgy"
>Of course >>6486074

Never change /d/

>>6485321
I need better Tungsten than that :(

>>6487522
Mendeleev based drawfag supreme

>>6484278
how do you even... are you Bill Nye or something?

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>>6484278

>>6486888
Also keep in mind that mercury is over 13 times more dense than water, which composes a large amount of the mass of an average human.

So if you make it equivalent atom for atom the mercury woman would be excessively small; it aught to be at least ten times heavier just to come out somewhat comparable in volume of body.

>>6488508
>mercury atoms are smaller than other atoms.
So basically Mercury is a shrunken woman which all the other atoms use as a sexual plaything? I now need to see a picture where atoms with a larger atomic radius bully the smaller ones.

>>6487315
11/10

>>6486824
>>6486889
Elements with a high electronegativity like fluorine should be yandere

>>6489057
>mercury atoms are smaller than other atoms.
That's not what he said. Density and atom size are not proportional due to shenanigans.

>>6489156

see >>6484976

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No cobalt?

What is the best molecule girl for gentle femdom?

>>6489470
Gold if you ask me.

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Hot sexy trans, just for you OP.

I imagine Si being mad jelly of carbon because nobody wants to bond with her despite being just as much of a slut

As a Masters Chemistry student, this thread actually hurts me.

YOU'RE PERSONIFYING THEM ALL WRONG

>>6489470
Chlorine

Florine would be hardcore femdom.

>>6489640
Well how would you do it.

>>6489645
As tempted as I am to try and explain 4 years worth of study's concepts in a single post to justify my outrage at other peoples personifications of the chemical elements, I'm going to fold.

>>6489656
Ah c'mon bring knowledge upon the ignorant so that they shall improve.
I'm sure some famous guy said that at some point.

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>>6489422
OP here, found!

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Woah, guys, you trying to get the thread deleted with all these western periodic tables?

>>6489656
>I went to school!!!

Humor us brah

>>6489681
wow this is actually a good way for learning katakana

I <3 you guys. This is awesome.

>Have absorption fetish.
>Study for nuclear engineering test.
>Think of this thread every time neutron or gamma ray absorption is mentioned.

It's damn distracting. If I had the time (and wasn't studying frantically for a midterm) I'd try drawing something for it...

>>6489656
This is what you went to college for. This is your purpose, anon. Accept it. Indulge it.

>>6489656
This legit interests me

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I want to marry Uranium!

You know, this is so much funnier imagining girls made out of Chlorine Triflouride or shit like Fluoroantimonic Acid.

>>6489656
you have a duty to educate me and to possibly even arouse me. how could you refuse when the ignorant need you?

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>>6484278
OP here, found more

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>>6490951

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>>6489656
something like this?

>>6484292
i was hoping for something like this. Didnt even read the caption before i was fapping to the flames

>>6490954
Can we get all science history represented by porn

Makes it much more interesting

>>6490081
how about some compton effect next

>>6490958
For those who don't know, the bottom-right one is plexiglas. Enjoy your elevator rides.

I'm waiting to see Francium being terrified of the pool.

>>6485923
What would fusion be, scissoring?

>>6486701
What the fuck... what kind of nutcase wrote the text for this?!

>118 replies
>kek

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>>6490951
Neon!
-OP

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>>6485946
Hydrogen + Tritium!

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>>6491078
Francium found
-OP

>>6484278
>Have a chemistry test tomorrow
>See this thread
Is this a message from god?

>>6491252
Better. A message from us.

>>6485829
Aww, I hoped there was a joke in how the peroxide encourages the substances to bond, but the bro happily bonds to propene anyway. The only thing the ROOR does is pushing the Br to the outer C instead of the middle one. What a letdown.

>>6491220
Engrish at its finest.

>>6485769
titi :^)

Mr. Mendeleev would be proud of you, Japan

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>>6485996

Its very nice would like there were more pics

>>6491216
>But Tritium-san, t-that's classically forbidden love...
>I don't care anymore! This attraction, so Strong, I–
>Tritium-san!
>Fu-fu-fu, we'll be together forever – look! There goes your neutron!

I don't care if the ejected neutron strictly speaking can't be attributed to any of the ingoing nuclei (due to identical particles) – it's not like anything in this thread is accurate, anyway!

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>>6492778

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>>6484278
Op here, electromagnetic spectrum is fine too

Like 90% of this board's content is vanilla
>>>/h/

>>6492790
*thread's

>>6492790
>Not having a solid gold onahole at all times around your finger.

>>6492945
HE'S THE MAN
THE MAN WITH THE MIDAS TOUCH

>>6492787
TOO SPOOKY.

>>6492784
>Ah, so the strong force is boners. Explains everything.
>Yes, they got the nobel prize for that, but then we chucked quantum chromodynamics on top to make it look sciency.

Chem undergraduate here. Thanks for the laughs, anons, and have fun sharing your valence electrons.
Polite sage for no content.