Captions of any sort are welcome.
I'll start us off with some OC.
I've made a few. with some snooping you can find them out there on the net. I'll post a few for you guys/gals here.
I would really like to give you a like.
But there is no like button,
so I will give you a like like this
Here is the like: like
sincerly, random internet stranger
(made me laugh, good one!)
A while back someone did a caption involving GlaDoS training a man to prematurely ejaculate in one of these threads and I'm having a bitch of a time finding it again. Anyone care to repost it?
Any other caps with a premature ejaculation training theme would be awesome too.
The mental images it conjures are really something.
Like the court hearing that resulted in the "papers" Wonder if the small octopus (in a tuxedo of course) delivered a touching speech octodad style
Trying to find a caption of this image. Involved magic and mind control.
Well when there are caption request threads, people just use whatever pictures are offered.
Either debt repayment, bad meetings or simply congenital sluttyness combined as mommy issues as a cause.
Corruption, prostitution, group sex.
Since loli isn't allowed, feel free to post a puush link or simply dump the text.
Oh god, if only. Some of these folks could write entire novels of smut, hell they usually have half of it on the pic already.
As the illegitimate daughter of a scumbag brothel owner, she was put to work as soon as possible.
Once she turns 18 in a few days, she'll finally be free from her father's grasp but before that, he plans on squeezing as much money as possible from her one last time.
Requesting a caption using this pic about a world where all men are sissified traps, and women/futa are dominant. The two traps used to be hiding, and resisting the new order before being captured and "reeducated". Now, they're eagerly awaiting their new lives of servicing their mistress, and talk about how great it is being a sissy, and how stupid they were for thinking that women and futa weren't superior.
Requesting either oa prequel or a sequel to this.
The prequel would be about her awakening as a slut and what gave her enough confidence to try a gangbang marathon.
The sequel would be about a large bunch of fans kidnapping her and trying to emulate her last movie but failing miserably as she has already taken much harsher poundings.
I made this one.
feel free to discuss.
praise or bash? I can take it.
I don't mind doing more, if you've got a picture you'd like to suggest. Here, have an incredibly old and shitty one I did when I was first starting out in the meantime.
I think so, yes. I don't know if you can add Stroke to text in Gimp though, so your text might be a bit harder to read.
>I don't know if you can add Stroke to text in Gimp though, so your text might be a bit harder to read.
You can. How exactly you do so changed from 2.6 to 2.8, though.
In 2.8 you go like this:
* Create the text layer with the text, and put it in place
* Create a transparent layer underneath
* Right-click the text layer, and select "text to path"
* Go to the "select" menu and click "from path"
* Use the "select" menu to adjust the selection (e.g., use "grow" for a hard border, or "feather" for a soft border)
* Color the selection in on the transparent layer you added in step 2
If you want (solid) outlines on your text "automatically"/"naturally", use a vector drawing program like "Inkscape" and change the outline color.
... I personally find adding the text box to be simpler and more elegant, though.
There are tradeoffs between the textbox method and the text-on-image method.
Putting the text within the image visually integrates the words into the scene, but by doing so you run the risk of obscuring the picture, thus defeating the point of the caption. For this method to work, the caption you want to add should be fairly short and there should be sufficient blank space in the image to work with.
If you want to add more than just a few lines of dialogue, or are concerned about the text obscuring the image, adding a textbox is the better option.
Not him, but I agree. If they want walls of text, then why add a picture? They made short stories, not captions. I'd put a caption at less than three paragraphs, 3-5 sentences per paragraph.
Well I did say "most..."
Lets just say that a good rule is that the image should physically be half the total size of the image, if not more. That is obviously not the case on that one.
Agreed. Another thing I don't like is when there's a harsh color contrast like pink text on a white background, and after I'm done reading, I have lines of text burned into my vision for like five minutes.
No problem. Like I say, I don't mind doing more if you have a picture you want to be captioned. I'd normally find some myself but premature ejaculation training is kind of a specific theme, so it's hard to find pictures that fit.
Unless you don't really care about the 'training' aspect and are fine with just regular premature ejaculation/humiliation stuff, I guess.
>I don't mind doing more, if you've got a picture you'd like to suggest.
Lemme see what I can pull together other than this one. And yeah, the training aspect is a bit specific, but it's also kind of central to what's hot about it for me... "Ruining" people is a recurring theme in my kinks, so the notion of taking a guy (or futa) and turning them into hair triggers (ideally against their will) is just SO deliciously wrong.
Took a crack at this one for you; hope it's what you were looking for. If inspiration hits for any of the others I'll post them too.
Requesting a caption I saw ages ago, it features a boy forced to take hormones by his mom at some point she says "good girls don't masturbate" and locks him in chastity then at the end his mother forces him to fuck her while she fingers him and then her boyfriend starts to fuck him. This has plagued me for ages please help me
Requesting a caption about a god-baby who transforms people into women to take care of him(Hey, an immortal can stay a long time as a kid) Two men find the baby and are transformed into busty women who bust out of their clothes and become all maternal.
This seems to be of the same girl. Any ideas for this? I enjoyed the first two.
It used this picture and was about the viewer being sent to hell but the devil takes pity on the anon and allows him to live in pleasure with these three
Request to have a caption about a girl and a bully who would just do this to amuse herself¨ Talking about all the things she's going to do and have planned already. ~
It's pretty much an established rule to respect others fetishes on /d/ regardless of what you think of them.
Acting as if loli will give you cooties means you probably just got here and learned how to solve the captcha by banging your head against your keyboard.
"You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography."
None of us have to respect your desire to jerk it to drawings of kids. Not on /d/ anyway.
>A man growing a horse vagina on his foreheads while licking his mother's ovaries through the dick sticking out of her navel is A-okay!
Second result is "What Makes a Good Father?, a naruto fanfic"
I have no idea, I've never seen anything like it here. Which is saying something.
I'm not going to debate with you on why drawings of children are bad or why they're against the rules here.
Fact of the matter is if you're arrested and you have loli/shota on your HD almost any law enforcement agency will be happy to send you away. And I'd rather not have even thumbnails of it in my history.
Sorry, first guy you spoke to. Been here for a LONG time. I rarely see Loli on the board cause I think thats more for one of the other boards. Thats why I was asking.
And I guess I was right. I don't give a shit what people jerk it too, I just kinda wish I hadn't opened that image with a roomate in the room...
Here's one that I made in another thread quite a while ago. Might need to do some editing in the future. Any suggestions?