I WANT THE FUCKING MULAN MCNUGGET SAUCE

>>43661
God, how can a show be this cancerous?

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>>43704

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>>43661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGRDCRuPklc

>>43770
For real, how many calls/e-mails about that sauce do you think McDs is gonna get slammed with tomorrow?

>>44482
They're probably getting slammed right now. Hang on I'm gonna go check their Twitter

>>44482
>inb4 it gets brought back as a cheap tie-in

>>43661
I was very skeptical of Season 3. However I was pleasantly surprised. This first episode was good.

9 more seasons!

>>46319
97 years!

>>44482
check out the google trends for "schezwan sauce" for today, you can see two spikes every half hour, once when the sauce is first mentioned and then again after ricks crazy rant about them.

>>48153
That's pretty awesome

>>43661
>/ck/ and /co/ get merged for a day
>Rick reveals his master plan of figuring out the recipe of a mcnugget sauce on the same day

LIKE POTTERY

>>43661
this whole episode was elaborate advertising by McDonalds. See the fnord

But that sauce was beyond shitty. It tasted like toxic waste, but worse.

>>48252
holy fuck
we stand at the nexus

>>43719
I kind of agree. It's it's just gonna be lolsorandon-rick's-a-cunt then that's really disappointing. It's gonna be just as shitty as family guy, invader zim, and drawn together.

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>>48370
misreplied that. meant for >>43704

>>43661
it was always a shitty show /co/ just loved it because lol random humor

>>48370
But invader zim and rick and morty are actually good

>>48370
>invader zim, and drawn together
>lolsorandom

way to immediately discredit yourself

>>48460
What? No.

No; /co/ "loves" this like it does Steven fucking Universe.

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>>46515
97 MOAR YEARS!

They used this ep to just purge all the cliffhangers/plotpoints of last season's finale

Is there a sign of worse writing?

>>48549
You're not going to convince me that /co/ actually likes su.

>>43704
Female writers just for gender diversity.
This stupid diversity quotas only proves the point of sexists.
Let the good female writers earn their spot.

Just imagine if there was gender quotas on the army, police and other high risk works.

That's why criminals are fucking better and never will get stopped, criminal women are criminal because they fucking earned their place, not because they have a pussy.

>>43704
The responses to this post show how. People have shit taste.

>>43661
Tired of this meme already. It was only funny the first time.

>>43661
LE WUBBALUBBA DERP DERP
HEY MORTY *BUUUURP
THAT'S FUNNY XD

>>45904
It'll comeback attached with Mulan live action

>>48627
Proof that they were hired on a diversity basis?

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>>48153
well damn, he's right

>>43704
But dude it's so deep and shit.
Don't you remember that part where Morty had to bury his other self ?
Or when Rick actually turns out to be totally depressed and stuff ?
You just don't get it man.

>>48532
What do you call them?

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>>43704
You really do need to get into the mindset of a Redditor to understand why this show is so popular. These people have never heard of adult animation in their lifes that wasn't stuff like Family Guy, it was completely alien to them. And they can't laugh at these shows because they consider these shows stupid. They want a show that isn't necessarily smart or funny or well-written, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good writing or good comedy, nor have they ever picked a book about physics. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. Rick and Morty is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age self-important Bernouts who "fucking love science". The entire foundation of the show is built upon the dichotomy between "silly sci-fi humor and references" and " things are super deep and tragic bro". This pseudo-intellectual "nothing even matters, I'm insecure about existence, we are all going to die" bullshit that R&M shits out in almost every episode is what appeals to it's audience. The show doesn't actually have the tact to even begin to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any philosophy, so it spouts these edgy teenage catchphrases. Nevermind the bean-headed, noodle-limbed unexpressive character design, or how the story is non-existent and only comes up when the writers beg you to feel something for these characters so devoid of substance, or how the entire show is a trendy forgettable scenario of the week memefest with just enough sci-fi references to trick kids into thinking they are smart for understanding them, or how the characters have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millenial redditor audience, and that's what's selling Rick and Morty

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>>43661
McD you know what to do.

>it's a "something got popular so now we have to hate it" episode

This sucks. I really want to watch the new episode or I can't.

GUYS GUYS GUYS
THERE'S A LIVE ACTION MULAN IN THE WORKS
W-W-WEuuuugh CAN GET THE SAUCE BACK W-W-WHEN THE MOVIE COMES OUT!

>>49134
I hate this pasta.

>>49159
>le contrarians haters
Fuck off back to where you came from.

>>49159
>everyone who hates my randumb meme show is just doing it because it's popular
This is another reason why R&M fans are the fucking worst.

>>49232

Sorry anon, I just really want to like this show but it got way too popular and now I need to hate it.

>>49214
NO FUCK YOU DO NOT BE TICKED BY THIS MCDONALDS ADVERTISING, THE SAUCE WAS SHIT, DONT BUY IT, DONT BUY IT

>>49103
Zim is primarily non-sequitur and absurdism. Gir was bascially the only major source of lolsorandom
Drawn Together is a veneer of edge and shock that hides incredibly clever jokes and sight gags, while usually making full use of cartoon physics

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>new show comes out
>it's pretty good
>/co/ won't stop talking about how much they love it
>second season airs and it starts to reach wider audiences
>/co/ won't stop talking about how much it sucks
>there are valid reasons to dislike the show
>no one uses them, instead it's the 'le reddit', 'le cringe', 'le lolsorandumb' meme from over 3 years ago.

>>48585
Did you expect them to have a season long story arc? This episode was completely in the character of the show.

>>48549
Could you be any newer?

>>49343
No one says that, people say that about /co/ because it's a pattern that the board follows a lot. I don't know how you can deny this.

>>49986
>Drawn Together is a veneer of edge and shock that hides incredibly clever jokes and sight gags
I don't see this at all, I always took the show as strictly lowbrow humor. They throw a ton of gags out and some hit and some don't.

>>49159
I really liked rick and morty. But I also really like samurai jack and this episode was bad on top of replacing the thing i wanted to watch.

>>50683
Are you disappointed with the new Rick and Morty or the new Samurai Jack? Your post is worded oddly.

>>49986
The absurdism and non-sequiturs were secondary to the main draw. Which was bad grimdark and edgy humor. The show was basically rick and morty except not funny.

>>50872
I'm saying I'm a fan of the show, but adult swim's gay ass april fools thing made me have to wait another week for the thing I really wanted. And the r&m episode wasn't even good.

Just kinda made rick out to be 100% cunt and ended with a dumbass mcdondalds joke.

Beth and Jerry are going to call off the divorce by the end of episode 2. Calling it now

>>43661
Is this show good? I really dislike the art style

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>>48627
>Just imagine if there was gender quotas on the army, police and other high risk works.

Well:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YmdhCyz-gg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKIa4gVb3fE

>>51675
If you don't like mean spirited characters with no redeeming qualities, then you won't like it.

>>48627
>Everywhere I go I must also redpill
Fuck off.

>>48712
Pfthahahaa, you said LE, that invalidates it all! Great post!

>>51786
Wow what a cunt you are for attacking him instead of his argument.

>>51786
Suck on your Holy Mentruation.

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>>49134
You're the reason no one takes anything on this board seriously

>>50647
>it's a pattern that the board follows a lot. I don't know how you can deny this
I'm not denying this, I'm commenting on how any time someone criticizes Rick and Morty (not just on /co/) the immediate reaction from the fans is to accuse whoever is doing so of being a contrarian who is just doing it because the show is popular.
You can't deny this happens.
Obviously there is contrarianism on 4chan, that's expected (Samurai Jack is on the verge of being a victim of this) but to dismiss any criticism someone might have of something as "you just WANT to hate it" is stupid. And that happens all the time when R&M is the subject.

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I am now looking forward to Disney's Live Action Mulan
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

>His entire motivation for doing anything in the series is just to eventually find a dimension that has his favorite dipping sauce

Aaaaand character ruined

>>48750
didnt they call that the Wall or some shit?

People love Rick and Morty. There is a small group of contrarians that can't shut up about how much they dislike it.

>>49134
nigga i smoked weed and watched rick and morty when season 1 was coming out and it was great

>>50647
>>52137
Do you see what I mean ? >>52137

>>52044
Sure, and when someone provides a legitimate criticism of it, I accept it. When someone spergs out over "LE REDDIT AND MAYMAY" they just look like contrarian retards. Guess which one gets posted more.

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I'm going to make a reddit petition to get McDs "IM LOVING IT" to carry Mulan Schezuan Sauce and the Mcrib lol oh and don't forget BACON. Man Rick and Morty really knows me!

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>>52050
DON'T BUY
DON'T FALL FOR THE ADVERTISEMENT
SEE THE FNORD FOR WHAT IT IS

>>43704
the show and it's fans are not even half as bad as Steven Universe and its fans m8

>>52481
sauce

>>52481
You will never bring chaos to the chaos goddess' pussy.

>>52560
Grim adventures of billy and mandy

>>52137
It's just a mirror of the rickandmortyadventures rant from before. It means nothing, it's just a joke.

>>43661
time travel episode guys

>>48627
>not because they have a pussy.

Technically prostitutes are criminals.

>>43770
>20 pc McNuggets
>only $3.29

WHAT THE FUCK

>>52973
Inflation, nigga.

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>>43661

>>52875
Rick has said time travel is bullshit.

>>49134
This, so much

this show really shits on jerry too hard

>>51730
Holy shit there was yet another happening in France

>>53128
according to the inflation calculator that's roughly the same price as it is today. give or take a dime

>>53852
Jerry cant be shat on hard enough

>>53852
IMO the reason Jerry and Beth are together in all timelines is because every Rick made a Jerry for their Beth

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>>43770

>did somebody say McDonald's?

Oh fuck, I remember that slogan. I want to be a kid again now...

>>49134
Also its funny. So, you know

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>>43661

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>>51730
>>48627
see:
>>51786
this.

/mlpol/ should have redpilled them on the cancer that is spewing your garbage on other boards.
pic very related

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>>54446
>tumblr filename

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>>55181
Hey, it's where I found it

>>55255
you should have stayed there

>>54671
>4 reply image

wew

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>>55352
>Only going there because the people produce good art there.

You're a goofball, Anon. Stay beautiful.

>>55552
not as many upvotes as you usually get I imagine.

>>43770
The vertical box somehow make 20 McNuggets look even more fatassed than the current horizontal 20 nug container.
I bet they changed it for that exact reason.

>>52143
If you haven't noticed, Disney is remaking a lot of their animated movies as live action, song and all.

>>52017
>no one takes anything on this board seriously
The name sure doesn't help.

>>43661
I hope Morty kills him for real in the season finale.

>>43770
$3.29 will get you extra napkins at McDonalds these days. Fuck that place.

>>57749

97 MORE YEARS

>>43661

Was that a real thing that happened or is he exaggerating

>>57863

What do you mean? The promotion was real.

>>43770
>10 piece is $1
>20 piece is $3.29
where is the logic here? I hear about some locations doing the same thing with one dollar 6-pieces and higher for the other sizes also to this very day

>>43661
>1 episode in
>kicked out and killed the immigrants
>destroyed the EU
>sets himself up as his family's patriarch, brining his STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN daughter to heel, and kicking out her beta cuck husband
>gloats to his beta cuck grandson about how he'll get away with everything

I love how red pilled this show is now

>>43661
I kinda want to see more "hunger game" summer....

>>58335

Maybe they'll thaw them out at some point.

Maybe the Hunger Games family will come to kill the new family.

>>43661
OH MY GOD, I JUST FUCKING LOVE RICK AND MORTY! IT'S SO RANDOM AND COOL - IT'S LIKE THE SHOW WAS DESIGNED FOR US REDDITORS. MY MUM SAYS I HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH THE SHOW BUT SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S SO FUNNY! I WISH I COULD LIVE IN THE RICK AND MORTY WORLD AND HANG OUT WITH THEM. IN THEIR WORLD I'D BE POWERFUL, SOCIABLE AND I'D HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS. EVERYTHING WOULD BE SO FUNNY!!! If you dare insult the show, I will come to your house and threaten you with my katanas until you become a true fan like myself! I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trenchcoat for life!) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet. Anyway, back to the topic at hand: RICK AND MORTY!!! MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IS RICK BECAUSE HIS STYLE OF HUMOUR PERFECTLY REFLECTS THAT OF REDDIT! I BET IF I ASKED HIM "WHEN DOES THE NARWHAL BACON?" HE'D KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! ALSO DID YOU NOTICE HE LOOKS LIKE BERNIE SANDERS IF YOU SQUINT A BIT AND USE YOUR IMAGINATION!!! THIS CAN'T BE COINCIDENCE! MLG ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati and Doge are so funny! If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those memes and more!!!!!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

>>58235

>gotta find a way to hamfist pol shit into rick and morty

well done you succeeded anon

imagine how obsessed with pol you have to be to think like this everyday. it must be exhausting

https://www.change.org/p/mcdonald-s-bring-back-mcdonald-s-chicken-nugget-szechuan-sauce

>>58431

ironic shitposting still etc etc etc

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Will the Gravity Falls references ever end?

>>58558

Nice.

Eventually they'll switch to Star vs ones.

>>58179
it was back when mcnuggets were made from garbage.

>>58712
>when mcnuggets were made from garbage
you mean right now?

>>50647
It's not /co/ that's shitting all over it it's /tv/. That board has gained an unhealthy obsession with reddit within the last three years and you can tell whenever one of them is crossposting because it's all they talk about.

>>58496
BRING IT BACK!

>>57180
I don't know, I take /cock/ pretty seriously

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>yfw Summer is slowly turning into Rick.

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>>59150
>Mfw I never liked the show too much and have just been enjoying SJ
>Mfw my fellow SJ fanbase users are going spergallistic and making the rest of us look like childish assholes

I'm not sure which one is worse.

>>58179
The box is more expensive the garbage it's filled with.

>>58179

what? 6 piece was $1, 20 piece was $3.29

>>52973
you can get 20 chicken nuggets at Burger King for even less than that since they have 10-piece nuggets for $1.49

>>43661
>people think this is humor

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>>59150

>Summer is as smart as Morty is stupid

Also, are there any webbums of Summer's summers jiggling while running?

>>59345
bk nuggets are shit though. Like they knowingly made the saddest excuse for nuggets possible to make up for how cheap they are

>>49134
I love this pasta.

>>49134
riiiight

Creating a cartoon is about money you dense fuck.

If they weren't getting paid, they wouldn't be making it. So why not try to appeal to adult swims demographic? Seriously, That's how producers make money. Don't like it? Don't watch it. I'm annoyed and hate the demographic they pander to, but please for the sake of your glorious taste in media, name one american cartoon that is "profound". You're argument is invalid because you lack any kind of example, basis, or retort. Enjoy your life of writing nigger on a bathroom stall, you edgy atheist dipshit

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>>59398

>All of this is a ploy to make Summer the real successor while Morty is meant to be the new Jerry.

>>58712
it still is fucking garbage you nigger

>>52017
This pasta was written on /tv/.
I should know because I created it in the first place.

>>49156
>schezwan

I will never understand how retards like you think that they can bang anything into their keyboard, no matter how misspelled, and receive proper information.

>>58456
Imagine how much effort it takes to appear aloof while making such passive-aggressive remarks, every time, in every thread.

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>>59998
Because it works.

Do you think people who live in 四川省 know how to spell "Sichuan", which isn't the only romanticization of the word anyway?

>>59150
I predict that Summer's arc will follow her gradually overtaking Morty as Rick's partner and then coming to the horrifying realisation that Morty was right and that Rick is a self-centred, manipulative sociopath who is unworthy of anything resembling admiration or love.

>>60141

Is that when he becomes Cocky Morty?

>>60070
Get cancer.

>>60220
It's when he decides to take stopping Rick into his own hands and believes he's gotten away with it until it's revealed at the last second that he was playing into another of Rick's master plans and ended up giving him exactly what he wanted.

>>57033
I think they were just emulating Chinese takeout packaging.

>>60264
E D G Y
D
G
Y

>>60264
Wow, what an ableist slur.

yeah

>>51730
I don't understand what's happening in your second link?

>>60121
Since it has no English root word anyway, why not romanize it by trying to get it as close as you can to the phonetic pronounciation?
Like "Seshwan."

>>48585
Yes
A 50 year timeskip

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>>43704
Anon, you're playing into AS's hands. They want a war between the SJ and R&M fans.

>>48287

>"Mmm, That's good waste!"

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>>48621
>not liking SU

I dug the new Rick and Morty and I don't really care that I have to wait another week for Jack and Super.

Jack? Dogg, I waited 10+ years for this show to come back; another week ain't shit.

Super? Motherfucker, I watched the same twelve episodes of the Buu saga on loop for like six years because Toonami didn't have its shit together. I can handle another seven days.

>>59680
>/v/

oh yeah, makes sense, they hate literally everything, including their miserable lives.

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>>61572

>watching the dub when the sub is already to episode 84

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>>59540
>replying to actual pasta

>>49134
you took time out your day to post this ahahahahahaha

I'd fug C137 Summer in a heartbeat.

>>43704
>It's so cancerous!
It isn't, you're just trying to hate it because of the "can't like what reddit likes" meme.

>>48627
t. alt right nigger

>>48585
It's a sign of fucking with the viewers that wanted some outlying plot. There is no deeper meaning, it's a show based on a flash animated skit where Marty sucks Doc's balls to save the time line.

>>55659
Hey heidi

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>>49103
Cartoons.

>>61561
The show is sjw cancer

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>>49134
woah suddenly i feel euphoric and enlightened

thanks for the redpill man

>>61915
>MUH SJWS MUH SJWS MUH SJWS

Nice emotional """"argument"""".

>>61581
Anon
Please
Do not go full retard
never go full retard
I beg you

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>>61917

>>52973
Yeah, if only mcnuggets weren't shit back then.

>>62073
>back then

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>>62057

>>43704
This isn't a Samurai Jack thread, silly anon.

Dead board

>>43661
Isn't it the same as the Polynesian sauce that Chic-Fil-A has?