>yfw new Samurai Jack is today and the boards have been merged
what other boards have been mergend?
>>32001
>and it is April 1st
>>32001
/ck/ isnt very fast, it wont be much different than usual.
>>32001
Idgaf about that, but AS is going to add a laugh track and fuck with the voices
Do you think those floating creatures are edible?
>>32001
>yfw samurai ja/ck/ posts a new video today and the boards have been merged so you can share it with all your cool new friends
If they really have taste like they preach, they should love the best cartoon of the year
>>32041
/mlpol/ is the highlight
Samurai! Where are you Samurai?
>>32041
from what little exploring I've done, /pol/ and /mlp/ are now /mlpol/, and /m/ and /o/ have become /mo/. A little surprised /a/ wasn't merged with anything.
>>32001
Already a thread, Aku.
>>32041
>>>/qa/1196120
>>32041
>>>/mo/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/
>>>/can/
I think that's it for now.
>>32124
It's amazing, Pol sinply can't outspam the horsefuckers, Pol is losing his shit, for once ponyfags are the heros
>>32001
our /ck/ friends can watch Genndy's KINO with us!
>>32192
Based horsefuckers, for once I'm proud of our unwanted child.
>>32122
>Get to watch Jack with the waifu
>>32076
oh god are they?
>>32226
/tv/ isn't "us"
You have to go back
>no /soc9k/ board merge
C'mon goot you had one job
>>32311
RK9 can merge with someone, their destiny is ensless loneliness
>>32124
the two most shitposting boards have combined. may god have mercy on us all
>>32124
>>32148
>>32170
>/mlpol/
This is the best thing I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>32122
Got any snacks planned for the stream Ja/ck/?
>>32170
>Hey let's fuck up the boards with wacky fusions, because dude, lol 1fst of April! A Murrican adopted tradition, surely everyone will like it!
I hope Hiroshimoot and the fucking mods die from the most painful cancer. You better not fuck up with Samurai Jack stream this night /ck/ anons.You are welcome to enjoy it trough.
>>32521
Dude forget Jap Moot, you should be mad at Adult Swim. The episode will be fucked up tonight, they're adding a 'hilarious' laugh track to everything
>>32170
>/fitlit/
perfect
>>32290
/tv/ is a large part of "us".
When is the episode supposed to air tonight?
>>32600
>'hilarious' laugh track at everything
There is no god... I hope they have mercy just because Jack is in the Toonami block.
>>32838
11 PM EST
>>32652
More like they spam their shitty threads all over the board i want them to leave
>>32382
/r9k/ should merge with /vp/ and they can call the resulting board /rk9/
>>32844
I don't think they'd be stupid enough to fuck it up, but it's possible.
>>32170
honestly /co/ should've been paired with /fit/
>>32001
co + ck
>>32600
They did that last night dumbass, they always do that the night before April 1st. Pay attention before you start saying shit.
More like Samurai Snack!
I've admittedly only been following the Jack threads on /tv/ since I've never been on /co/ before. Is there gonna be a stream? What time?
So Is there gonna be a stream?
>/cock/ gets to watch Samurai Jack together and have comfy food
>/mlpol/ is having a meltdown
>It's the weekend, too
Man, this day couldn't possibly get better.
I found this on google and I honestly have nothing to say.
>>33479
>When does the cooking begin?
>>32128
>>33365
they just moved to /qa/
>>33262
>>33479
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT KITCHEN
I, SNAKU, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING MASTER OF TABLE MESS
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE REFILL
BUT, A FOOLISH SAMURAI COOK
WIELDING A MAGIC SUB
STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
BUT BEFORE THE FINAL TOPPING WAS SET
I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN THYME
AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE MEAT LOCKER
WHERE MY REFILLS ARE LAW
NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE KITCHEN
AND UNDO THE RESTAURANT THAT IS SNAKU
>>33479
Nice
>>33365
>/fitlit/ got the jackpot
shitty cake dump
how many hours left
>>33026
It starts at midnight on April 1st and lasts all day retard
OOOH YEEEEAAAH PORRIDGE
Nothing hurts
>>33527
>I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN THYME
>>33676
>Genndy predicted this merger
THE MADMAN
>>33553
>>33733
I want to post more but I hate how you have to wait like 3 minutes between posts if you don't type anything in the comment field.
I didn't realize how many Samurai Jack cakes there were.
Does anybody else hope they limit Aku's overall dialogue?
Mako was just too unique of a voice to replace. Baldwin does a commendable job as a fill-in but it's no replacement. It was especially obvious with Uncle Iroh, and it just...it just feels wrong.
He's a core part of the series storyline so you have to have him in there, but I hope they figure out a way to avoid him talking too much.
>>33479
>>33527
immortalized
>>32001
Well, guess this board could finally, LEGITIMATELY, discuss Aku eating Jack.
>>34268
We need to make him fulfill the proper consumption criteria first.
>>34268
The amorphous mass he was before becoming Aku absorbed things, but what about Aku, does he even eat?
That shitty "le ebin abril foolz ecksdeedeedeeguys" completely obliderated my brachyura thread on /an/.
Some people need to get fucking shot.
>>34268
does aku even need to eat
>>32155
>mlp and pol
>>34230
>>34316
cock got off easy by comparison
>>32192
>>32488
Check catalog, it's all /pol/ posts.
>>32170
holy shit lmao
>>34365
You have only to dig to see the glorious pony infestation
Streams yay or nay people
it seems like food is one of the only things Jack can ever take joy in nowadays...
>>34480
He looks like Buzz Lightyear in this pic.
>>34480
How good did the food look in SJ? I only remember the Atlantic one
>>34365
Dude there's a shit ton of pony fuckers doing their thing the ops of a lot of threads and everyone on the front page basically has sad frog being btfo or ponies dominating them.
>>32148
I'm surprised /n/ wasn't merged with /o/.
Imagine.
>>34316
They deserve it honestly.
Two of the most hated boards smushed together and forced to endure each other for a day.
And now they act like they've done nothing wrong and that enduring their own shit for a day is a valid excuse for shitposting up the entire shit for the other 364 days.
Well pol does at least, mlp's pretty well contained.
>>34230
underrated
>>33527
>>34534
Food isn't seen often but the tea making scenes are pretty nice to watch.
>>34230
l don't want /ck/ to leave tonight
/ck/ is the wolf who brought food to Jack
/co/ is Jack.
>>34534
The fruits in the jump good episode looked nice
/ck/, please promise me you'll stay to watch the new episode with us tonight
I don't mind this aprils fools merger
I thought /ck/ would turn into a full blown shitfest but I was pleasantly surprised.
People here just talking about comics and food and exchanging memes. /co/ bros are pretty cool guys
>>34230
You know what? Maybe /cock/ isn't so bad after all.
>>34676
>Take this its not well-rested but it'll help you survive.
>But it's entirely non-canon for you to act like this, you're a wolf!
>JUST SHUT UP AND EAT THE FUCKING PIGEON
>>34730
>/mlpol/ on the other hand
>>34713
Where can I watch it?
>>32431
But anon, the creation of /mlpol/ IS God's Mercy.
>>34730
It's a perfect storm of our usual tormentors, i.e. /pol/ having their shit torn apart, and /tv/ staying on their own board
We're just as happy as you are.
>>34812
every week we get a SJ sticky when the new episode is about to air so you can find one once the time comes
>>34823
Hell is real, and they're trapped in it
>>34480
>Jack will have to cook for Ashi because of how sheltered she is
>>34809
They deserve each other
>>32431
/v/ on the other hand is going full [autistic screeching] over not getting a merge
they don't deserve anything anyway
Daily reminder that our board-tans are married.
>>34809
let them burn, l hope this change stays. l noticed /mo/ seems to be doing well.
I think /fa/ and /tv/ should have merged to /fa//tv/irgins
>>34902
>/co/ and /ck/ became one right in front of our eyes
LEWD
>>33803
Is it good to spec into a STR/INT hybrid build?
>>34952
And tonight we get a honeymoon with the new SJ episode.
>>34970
And yet they both treat cha like a dump stat.
Who do we shove /cgl/ with?
>>34753
/can/ looks like it's thinking similiar things.
hiro should just leave the boards just like this.
>>33676
Stream at 7:30 pm?
>>35014
Why not just fuse all the boards as one, and achieve true harmony?
/4chan/: Make us whole
>>35113
/pol/ is already doing that by turning every board about politics
>>35113
That's a terrible idea. I love it.
Next year should be this.
>>35160
All I've learned from this is /pol/ is the bane of this site's existence and the source of all our pain and deserves all it's hate and mockery
>>35010
/lgbt/
>>35160
But anon, didn't you know? The personal IS the political!
>>35113
That is a degree of magnitude worse than anything I thought of, including "reject post if swearing found."
Thankfully next year's April 1st is on a Sunday, so many of us will be able to enjoy the proceedings.riot[spoiler/]
I hope we get cute/happy jack in the new ep
>>35594
Well, isn't instrumentality in God's plan?
I'm showing my mom the original SJ because she wants to watch the Adult Swim version. She just got through the first three episodes and needs a nap.
What episodes are integral for her to watch? Keep in mind there is absolutely no way she will watch every episode. I'll be lucky if I can get her to watch 25% of the original series.
>>34970
At that point it's like roleplaying someone who's brilliant and physically fit, but clumsy as hell.
>>32148
>>32192
>>32431
>>32488
>>34316
>>34365
>>34566
>>34611
The best part of it is that /pol/ is on full damage control mode. Pretending they aren't mad when they are absolutely livid and pretending that they liked the horse-fuckers all along (which either means they are lying for damage control or the "saviors of the white race" have kinship with furies).
>>35808
stop being a faggot and let her watch the new series she obviously just barely cares
>>35886
A few hours ago I saw some posts saying they were going to red pill the ponyfuckers, now they're getting pony-pilled.
It was obvious that they had no idea who they were dealing with, and it's fucking hilarious.
When next sj airing?
Is there a stream on anywhere for us third worlders who don't live in America?
>>34809
I'm enjoying this new change, I hope it stays for a while. At least until /pol/ leaves for good. I'd rather deal with horsefuckers
>>35886
When it began they were all mad.
But a few hours ago a couple of threads started showing up claiming things like "/mlp/ is getting/was always redpilled" "I am /pol/ack and I'm not even mad/I'm actually enjoying it" "/pol/ is full of people who stopped watching the show not too long ago".
It's hilarious, really.
>>32001
>implying board-merging is bad
imo /mo/ is really comfy. It was quite a pleasant surprise, and i honestly wish /mo/could be permanent.
>>36047
Just wait for tomorrow. Someone will have a webDL ripped and Mega'd.
>>36047
Usually someone starts a stream closer to when it airs. Be sure to check for it frequently because the rooms fill up fast.
i'm currently on season 4 and why the fuck do they keep using lines from Star Wars?
So, will anyone else have to stay up till 5 in the morning waiting for some kind anon to upload a MEGA link?
>>36225
Last episode MEGA was up in less than an hour.
>>36225
>tfw waiting in yurop timezone
>>36271
Yeah, but your 11PM is my 4AM.
>>35808
Jack and the Scotsman because it has the only reappearing character outside of Jack and Aku
Jack and the Bounty Hunters
Jack and the Traveling Creatures
Everything else seems a matter of personal taste.
>>36204
You mean the Star Wars ep with the bugs?
>/can/ is full of cute and adorable posts with almost everyone getting along
>/fitlit/ is another dimension
>get to shit post in /mlpol/
I love this.
>>36368
yeah and the rescue jack 2 parter there was at least 2 lines used from a new hope
>>36322
>A healthy diet and good amount of exercise to grow the hippocampus, even in adults
>the hippocampus being the zone of the brain which gives people the ability to learn and remember
>/fit/ gets merged with /lit/
>>36415
Yeah best April Fool's on the net for sure
thanks Hiro
>>36532
makes it grow*
>>32148
I'm disappointed /ak/ wasn't a thing. Also /fit/ and /lit/ were merged, but don't appear to be now.
>>33527
My fucking sides are imploding.
>>33479
>Samurai Ja/ck/
>>36728
In how mutch hours?
Genndy plese don't
Can't wait for Jack and Ashi to get vored tonight
>>36981
Ashi has a change of heart and helps Jack defeat aku and find a portal back to the past. This is only ending I will accept
>>35113
That's just /b/.
I wish every board got merged with another. /tg/ is my homeboard and i feel kinda left out from it all
>>35808
Birth of Evil has some really key plot points.
>>36977
Why does that kot look so angry. He has the pizza.
STREAM FUCKING WHERE?
>>36322
>>36094
>>35966
>>35886
>>36415
>>36550
I don't know what you guys are talking about. There's a lot of false flagging, but they seem to be getting along.
>>36728
>>37134
>/vg/ didn't get merged with anyone
Same, it's fun to see memes that you don't really understand. Sometimes I'll pop into a general for a game I don't play just to see what's up.
>>35886
>/can/ is sunshine and rainbows
>/cock/ are planning "Jackflix and chill"
>/fitlit/ have gone to each others corners but are opening up
>/mo/ are the best of bro's
>/fap/ were pretty much made for each other
>Meanwhile at /mlpol/
>>37226
It would be pretty funny.
What about /k/ and /tv/
>>37134
>/lgbtg/
>>37226
I'm surprised /a/ didn't get merged
There really did isolate themselves from everyone
>>32984
nah. it was a perfect fit
>>37226
should have merged all of the vidya boards together again permanently.
>>37134
>/tgd/
>>32001
I'm honestly ticked off about it, but hey, can't change the date.
It's nice seeing the shills get shitposted off /pol/ for a day though. And reddit.
>>37092
You haven't been to /b/ recently, have you?
It's just porn.
>>37387
there would be no point in such a merger. It would pretty much stay the exact same board
>>37383
that's just old /v/ though, although the board culture of /v/ has definitely changed since the /vg/ and /vr/ split
>>32041
fit & lit is pretty funny
they like literal opposite type of grills
>>32508
yea I got wonton soup for my sna/ck/
>>37441
Exactly. That's what all the boards merged will look like.
>>32041
>>>/cock/
>>>/mo/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/
>>>/fap/
>>37457
yeah but I hate the vidya board so I want to see it turn into chaos
>>37193
>>37262
found this gem on /mlpol/
>>36981
This will honestly ruin the entire season for me
>>37534
Found this earlier
Apparently at some point they came to an understanding
A brief understanding
>>35886
... Mates, are we gonna have repeat of /pol/harbour where everyone went "HAHAHA, POL IS DONE FOR" and then memed trump into the presidency if you keep ignoring what's actually happening in the board rather than imagining what's happening in the board.
>>37193
The pic you posted looks a lot more like falseflagging than anything else.
As I said, in the morning; /pol/acks were completely livid. I'm pretty sure what came after is mostly damage control, most likely from the people who browse both boards.
The pony raiders probably got tired/bored too.
>>37639
>he didn't read the ops telling people to go to r/donald in those anger threads
>>37639
From what I can tell, the ponyfuckers are taking full advantage of it being a red board
It's like seeing a kid who hasn't fapped in years finding a pornmag
>>37639
That was because of generals getting shitted up with pony posts from a bot that everyone was so mad in the morning. After the bots and spamposters got tossed out things calmed down.
>>32170
>literally just made /mo/ so megas gets 24 hour discussion
>>37611
Nobody is saying /pol/ is done for. We are saying they are perpetually triggered crybabies and today is no different, complete with them making themselves look like even bigger idiots in trying to prove they aren't triggered,
>>37752
>/m/ and /toy/ are usually paired together
>It turns out /mo/ was the OTP all along
>>37700
oh yeah I saw some people talking about that
fuck moot and all that jazz
>>37610
That /mlp/ gets along with /pol/ disgusts me more than anything /mlp/'s done on its own in a long time.
>>37674
those were 2 threads, my dude. most other threads were "horsefuckers out, praise kek" etc.
>>37709
>a bot
no man, those were real people, and many spammers did so only on reply to threads like the ones I just mentioned
But in reality it doesn't surprise me. >>37610 and >>37534 are precisely the kind of threads I talk about when I say damage control; and it's not a surprise since it is a well known fact that /mlp/ has a significant amount of posters who lurk both boards.
>>36353
yea don't forget there's like 3 episodes with the scotsman
the original one in season 1 episode 8 or some shit
then the two in the last season with sirens
scotsman in season 5 when?
WHEN???????????????
HEY /CK/ WHAT SNACK SHOULD I ENJOY WHEN THE SCOTSMAN'S 100 YEAR OLD ASS FIGHTS ALONG SIDE JACK?
>>37861
I keep forgetting about /can/.
Them and /mo/ are probably getting along like brothers and sisters there.
>>32170
complete list:
>>>/cock/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/mlpol/
>>>/can/
>>>/fap/
>>>/mo/
I'm dying to see /ck/ handle the weekly jackexplotion
>>36322
>r9k and soc not merged
why
>>37878
so compromise is damage control? wat?
I mean I guess technically.
>>37307
Doesn't sound like they have anything in common.
How about/y/and/u/.
>>32170
Was there a more funnier April Fools on 4chan than merging boards?
>>37951
>Rampant faggotry
>>37951
Better yet throw /lgbt/ in there so everyone thinks they're being mocked or are mocking each other.
>>37611
1- No other board cares about pol
2- Pol getting fucked is nothing new and the presidency of trump are unrelated events
3- Pol didn't memed trump into presidency, pol in fact has no magic powers, ya dunce, people voted and he won, and who knows, maybe it wont be that bad
4- Even if anyone but pol cared about that board there's really nothing anyone can do about it, except for sit back and enjoy the shitshow
5- Pol doesn't even mind that much their new horse overlords becouse it diminished the edgelords from reddit and the like
6- The merge will eventualy fade out and everything will return to normal, ya big pussy
>>33627
One of my earliest Samurai Jack memories is wishing for a SJ cake for my 4th or 5th birthday. But no one knew what the hell samurai jack was.
>>37972
>/lgbt/
>Not/d/
>>37955
not in the 16 years I've been here
>>37972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjLr1XhBKVQ
This would be the theme
>>37806
>Projection: the post
>>37955
The great purge of /b/ back in '07
>>37932
Not necessarily compromise, most people who are not lurkers of both boards are probably doing something else right now, or at least most nor/mlp/eople are; so the crossposters can keep making up things to justify their ideological dissonance: liking something that one particular echo chamber they feel identified with tells them is wrong and shouldn't be liked by anyone.
>>38058
whoops pressed 16 instead of 13
I'm bad at number pad
so what would /cock/ be like if it were /co/ + /c/ + /k/?
>>33479
>tfw you're cooking porridge
>>38095
Weird
>>38058
4chan turns 14 this October newfriend.
>>38013
>No other board cares about pol
>contradicting himself with his own rant post
wew
>merge boards to piss people off
>dont even touch /a/
fucking why, they would have sperged out all day
Ashi, would you prefer her to be the Laura if Jack was Logan?
Romantic interest?
Just allies?
>>38095
Cute cartoon girls holding guns?
Seems pretty esoteric for a topic.
>>38152
/a/ would've sperged out if they merged with anyone except /jp/
>>38121
>contradicting himself with his own rant post
How?
>>38152
>/a/ merged with /b/
Oh lord the butthurt would have been palpable.
>>38187
And then /jp/ would have sperged out many times harder than /a/ ever would for being merged with /a/.
>>38118
yea I joined about 6 months after moot got yelled at for advertising on something awful
>>38082
Tell me this story Anon... I wanna hear it.
>>38233
/v/ would get a bigger reaction desu
>/av/ - AV club
>crashes the site 10 times during the day cause of the shitposting
>>38210
Not him but:
Out of all of the boards on 4chan, /co/ is the one that rants about /pol/ constantly
the fact that your points are so specific, just goes to show how much of an eye you keep on /pol/.
>>38290
Basically moot turned /b/'s background into a flashing epileptic nightmare and played loud music for several days in a row. It was pretty much impossible to read anything.
I still have some of the music stuck in my head.
>>35886
Have any of you people talking about /mlpol/ actually been on there? They're rejoicing and have had multiple threads asking the mods to make it permanent. Only a select few are genuinely butthurt
>>38233
Are you fucking kidding me? /a/ would LOVE to get merged with /b/ if only because it would give them free reign to post loli.
>>32001
I love you, I so needed to laugh right now.
>>38394
The stockholm syndrome is real
>>38394
it's scaring away the redditer newfags and im happy the catalog isnt filled with "DRUMPF BTFO" threads.
it's like Chemo
>>38378
>/co/ is the one that rants about /pol/ constantly
>the one
>>38187
Should've merged them with /v/
>>38394
>Damage Control
>>38290
Here's a snap of /b/ during the "Great Re/b/oot", plus one of the songs that played.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5RBSkPQgnc
>>38394
eh not really
one goober going "lol im a 20 year old socialist i love ponies" is enough to derail a thread right now
I honestly like his /co//ck/ combo going on
>>38453
Where else? I mean I browse /a/ as well, and they don't complain about /pol/ nearly as much as you guys do.
Honestly this has been a comfy merger, never knew /ck/ were so chill. No spamming no try harding just them posting delicious food. Hell they are even on topic by including cartoon food
>>38474
Not that anon but
>>>/mlpol/101943
>>38378
>they complain about /pol/
>that means they care about /pol/
For a board that has a picture on logical fallacies on the sticky...
>>36047
King's Lounge. I think.
>>38378
Huh, guess i was wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alhua87kFsc
>>38555
You guys tend to bring them up where they aren't.
It's like post-GG /v/ bringing up anti-SJW's when no one even said a word about SJW's.
>>38394
They don't realise how fucked /pol/ is in this arrangement. Half of the ponyfags are just rolling with this for the day while the other half are dead serious how much they are enjoying posting ponies on /pol/ for the day and want it to last forever.
>>38673
it helps that they can post pony porn without fear of getting banned.
Like the other anon said, it's like a kid who wasn't allowed to fap for years just whipped their dick out.
>/can/ doesn't want to split
>/mo/ doesn't want to split
>God knows what the fuck is happen on Earth /fap/
>/fit/ doesn't want to admit they'd miss /lit/ and visa versa
>/co/ wants to make the final hours memorable with /ck/ before they have to go
>Meanwhile the /pol/ and /mlp/ have called for a cease-fire and are now discussing the terms on whether they should split or not
>>38730
>it helps that they can post pony porn without fear of getting banned.
So, anyone else think this'll end up like /fur/?
>>32124
/pol/ was furious at first, /mlp/fags were on damage control since the beginning, the stormfag faction and lefty/pol/ bronies still are angry, but eventually they started to find their groove together and now it's pretty entertaining watching their autism mix and build on each other. Lots of ponyfags talking about staying to "take more red pills" too.
/cock/ is the highlight to me, though. A holier union there never was before, I'm only sad it can only last for a day.
>>38779
I want this to last longer.
Kinda wish that someone screen capped all the best "4chan April Fools" topics.
>>38549
If that is true then we still have to address the fact that the "saviors of the white race" and the "bulwark against degeneracy" have kinship with furies.
>>38822
Also worth mentioning that /pol/ greatly prefers ponyfag spam to the usual shareblue shilling and sliding.
>>38779
/mo/ and /cock/ should absolutely stay.
was it an error or just light?
>>38730
Yeah but there's been /trash/ for that. /pol/ getting a taste of what /b/ had to deal with. They're lucky it's hopefully for a day.
>>38779
Is it strange I want this all to last as long as it can? It can't stay good forever but I don't want to say goodbye.
is there a mega for ep 1 of season 5? I think I accidentally deleted it off my computer
>>38889
This
Holy shit, it is so much better
>>38941
Most likely an error, hopefully it gets fixed in a blu-ray release or something.
>>37955
/fur/ in '05
>>38394
>Only a select few are genuinely butthurt
It's the r/T_D newfags that showed up during the election, i honestly hope /mlpol/ is here to stay just so those fags will fuck off for good. I'd rather share the board with native horsefuckers than redditors.
>>38394
/mlpol/ has gone through the 5 stages of grief. Now they're on acceptance. /pol/ has been overrun by /mlp/ and the board will be scarred for months, I love it.
>>39005
DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS
BASED SIKHS
>>38948
Can you do a torrent? There's a few with a good number of seeders on Pirate Bay.
>>38549
>we are not mad, actually, it's everyone else who is
>Believe me I'm not a crossposter
>Believe me we're actually enjoying it
>I speak in the name of the whole board
That looks like your stereotypical /pol/ damage control thread, though.
>>38623
>You guys tend to bring them up where they aren't.
No, people only bring them to discussion when they become relevant; like right now. And other times it's been because there's a thread here or there being currently or having been recently derailed by /pol/ shitposting, it's just not our fault they do it so periodically that there's always someone bitter they had to hid their favorite thread because it turned into a shitshow, the fact that ranting happens more constantly in /co/ is only sign that /co/ threads suffer from it constantly.
Ultimately, complaining about them means precisely that one doesn't care about their wellbeing
Finally; saying that /co/ is the one who complains about it the most can only come from a mouth that has never been to /qa/
On a side note: the reason I'm so skeptic about /mlp/ and /pol/ getting along is because /mlp/ also complains a fair amount about them, and it 's another board that is constantly hosting /pol/ack shitshows that can sometimes span over several threads. And these usually end with the /pol/acks spam-calling people degenerates for a number of reasons too great to count: the only reasons I have left to believe they aren't in flames right now is that only the crossposters are left.
>>38155
father/daughter
>>38948
Learn what a torrent is you simpleton
>>39041
wtf i love poo now
Okay everyone, we need to talk about what really matters
How much porn will the new episode spawn?
>>38889
This. All the reddit shills and shareblue fags bailed the moment the pony porn came out.
I guess even people paid to shitpost have their limits.
>>38941
it's light for sure, the colour doesn't fit
>>39173
yes
>>39173
Tell me this.
How much porn did just a few clips of the Emoji Aliens spawn?
IMPORTANT QUESTION HERE
When can we watch new episode? I'm too hyped to go to sleep and wait for morning to come
>>39222
Wait for kind anons to post streams to other places, they usually pop up when the time for the episode to air gets closer.
It's how I found them anyways.
>>39173
just wait until Ashi officially becomes a recurring character
What time's the episode?
You faggots don't realize what you have created with /mlpol/, it's weaponized autism. The rest of 4chan best be on their toes now.
Can't wait for new episode though.
>>35762
My dick wasn't ready for this
>>39173
About 3 porn threads and 2 vore threads
>>39095
Eh I have a different perspective, but I don't analyze threads enough to say that I can confidently challenge yours.
From my stance, I've always seen trolls use /pol/ as bait, and it just spirals out of control from there.
Take any discussion about SU for example. The people in those threads can't help but take the bait.
as far as I'm concerned, /qa/ doesn't exist. I loathe them far more than any other board, and yet I'm not sure why.
>>35808
The other /co/ made pic related, hope that works?
>>39267
T_Ffags?
What if Ashi is not the only survivor?what if 2 of them survived and part of Ashi's development is that the last surviving sister gives her life to rescue her, going against everything they were taught about strength?
Probably won't happen but there was that concept art that seemed to be focoused on Ashi fondly remembering Jynx hair specifically.
>>34611
Hey, it could be worse for them, they could be merged with /soc/
>>39377
r/the_donald
We hate them so much, I'm glad they are gone for the day
>>39276
>what you have created with /mlpol/,
We?
>>39431
Anon that's retarded.
>>39372
Fuck that shit, you should watch it all.
I mean the show isn't even that long, so why do people have this weird need to skim through it?
Just sit down and enjoy, it's fucking great, all of it.
samurai jack already jumped like 400feet high in the high jump episode
that fall is nothing
>>32001
What are you going to be eating while watching Jack?
I made poutine.
[as] is in prank mode so Jack might be in jeopardy tonight
>>39551
I agree but some people just don't have the time/will to do it. Like the other anon's mom for example, she probably got shit to do and won't be able to sit through 4 seasons.
>>39771
PopcornIt's become tradition after Ep 2No bully
>>39710
r/the_donald has no intellectual value, they are blind trump devotees and think the kekistani shit is hilarious, they do the praise kek stuff too.
Everyone else is trying to talk about current events, politics, or political theory, with shitposting fun mixed in. the donald can't even discuss why they disagree with ethnostates. They operate purely on feelings, like the sjw's they laugh at. I'd rather have the shills than them, at least the shills are amusing.
>>39771
Bubblegum cigarette.
>>39771
PORRIDGE
>>39801
No.....
>>39771
Pork steak.
>>39818
Same for me
>>39871
OH YEAH
SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
>>39771
Tendies
Seriously, I'm having them for dinner and there will most likely be leftovers
>RICK AND MORTY SEASON 3 ACTUALLY UP
HOLY FUCK
>>39995
Eurofag here; are you serious?
>>39372
Didn't they retcon Jack learning to "jump good"?
>>38522
Literally no one likes /pol/ anytime people post Trump shit or racist shit people tell you all to go back.
>>39995
Rick and Morty is trash.
>>39995
>On April Fools
>With no link
you're going to have to try harder today
>>40051
its showing right now, find an adult swim stream
>meanwhile at /mlpol/
>>40089
I don't give a shit, it's garbage. Fuck off shill.
>>40127
go back to /v/ you sourpuss
>>36981
was murdered by jack
>>40121
oldpol planned to migrate to mlp if moot ever deleted the board
Should have created /vag/ by combaning v, a and g, it would literally implode.
>>40353
I don't understand why they bothered making /fag/ but didn't do jack shit with /v/ or /a/.
>>38394
At least the horsefuckers can post porn without getting banned and they enjoy it a lot.
It's full of funposting and arguing with pissed of /pol/acks.
>>39771
>You are one with the body of seven
>One desire for which you were born
>TO EAT THE SAMURAI
What's a working stream for watching on my PS4? I'm having the lads over and would rather not move my computer.
>>32001
>No samurai jack tonight
YAMEROOO
>>40121
OH GOD! THEY'RE CO-DEPENDENT! RUN!
>>40704
Citation please.
>>40121
>Make joke about /mlp/ and /pol/ calling for a case-fire and negotiating the merger and their terms
>They're actually doing it
Of all the mergers this one is the highlight
>>40704
If i have to wait another week because of rick & morty i swear to god i will firebomb a grade school.
>>36659
they are. You can still go to the separate boards, like I can still go to co and ck
When does it come on tonight? Where can I watch it live?
>>40819
The schedule on the website appears normal, until you notice that every show until midnight has the same rating as Rick and Morty.
>>39276
Fucker, I've been a horsefucker for years and there's nothing they "made" that wasn't already there.
For fuck's sakes there's a literal nazi oc people made and unironcally jack off to.
>>41012
>When does it come on tonight?
11pm
>Where can I watch it live?
Shhh. It's a secret. We have to make this night right for /ck/
Aint it weird how well we're getting along? You think /ck/ and /co/ are learning from one another?
>>41020
That seems to be the stream, maybe the actual shows on the tv remain unchanged.
>>41063
Samurai Jack isn't airing tonight bro
>>41012
8 PM Pacific
>>41082
No, I'm watching tv right now. They pre-empted the new episode of Dragon Ball Super at 8 for this. They'll do the same for Jack.
when is samurai jack
if this shit doesnt air soon im literally going to kill myself with my .22 caliber gun
>>41100
The only "proof" you have of that is nothing but speculation.
I DON'T WANT /COCK/ TO END!
>>41020
I'm going to kill myself if it's true
>>41210
>Streams
So it's fucking nothing.
>>37955
I remember /a/ having an autism meltdown when it got changed to a Naruto themed board, with random trips given out to every poster of the character's names. Can't remember if it was actually on April 1st or just a random happening though.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO EPISODE 4 GUISE
>>40127
You should give a shit because it seems that there's gonna be no Sj tonight
>>40944
WHAAAAAAAT
>>41246
It's on tv right now. It says "Bobs Burgers" right now, but it's Rick and Morty and every show listed until midnight is listed with the same rating as rick and morty.
>>41339
I'll believe it when I see it.
>no SJ tonight
PLEASE BE A JOKE PLEASE BE A JOKE PLEASE BE A JOKE
>>34316
It's a shitshow
>>40633
>sword not lost
ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
>>32001
what time and can you link a stream?
WHEN IS THE SAMURAI JACK STREAM?
>>35886
I have always loved /mlp/ as a board and its community and I'm full-blown natsoc.
DISCORD I'M HOWLING AT THE MOON
>>41463
NEVER
E
V
E
R
So is there going to be a new SJ episode tonight or what?
>>41493
what!???!?
>>41513
Why not just watch anon, we'll know when it gets there won't we?
>>41513
I get the feeling that the whole R&M until midnight is an april fools joke
>>41513
By the looks of it, we're just going to have to wait and see lad
>>41513
Night's young. I haven't given up on Jack yet
>>41524
oh but you get to watch the same episode of Rick and Morty on repeat until midnight.
Arent you fucking glad?
>>39771
Black beans and rice.
What do you think Samurai Jack eats in this dysoptian Aku future?
Why are both dragon ball super and samurai jack rated tv-14-dlv tonight????
>>41615
tea and rats
>>41596
Well thats okay
then it's tomorrow?
>waited FOURTEEN YEARS for new Samurai Jack
>meanwhile reddit: the show gets free airings until midnight
>>41678
It looks like they're skipping episode 4 entirely
>Have to bear R&M thanks to fear of missing Jack
If the humor wasn't so fecal sometimes, perhaps this would not be as bad as water torture
The show rarely gets completely boring, but some jokes are just so terribly they kick you out of the loop
>>41707
Holy fuck I would nuke something
Is this going to be on in an hour? I forget the timezones stuff
>>39771
Ma Po Tofu, because I'm a fucking weaboo
>>41730
Could be worse, at least we don't have to sit through Family Guy like the past couple weeks.
A WHOLE WEEK FOR NOTHING!
>>41744
2 hours.
>get to see season 5
>get fucked over some jokes
Kill me
>>41760
>Weeb
>Eats a Chinese dish
>>32001
>R&M Episodes really do air until Midnight
>Except at 11:00 when the new Samurai Jack airs
>>41807
>mfif
>>41807
I wouldn't bet on it, they already skipped dragon ball super.
>>39771
pizza
>>41790
Thanks man, really appreciate the response.
Thought it was 1 but we moved forward an hour last week so that makes sense
It's still on you retards. The rick and morty is online only.
>>41853
yeah but nobody watches that shit desu senpai
Toonami's Facebook page says Samurai Jack is still airing at 11pm
>>41891
But will mods sticky?
>been 3 weeks
>people still ask when samurai jack airs
>>41878
I-I watch it.
>>39771
Most likely nothing, I ate enough today already.
>>41912
to be fair this rick and morty thing is confusing matters
>>41891
artist put the low-res version on her tumblr for some reason
>>41912
Newfags gonna newfag
>>41930
Exactly, you're nobody.
>>41891
They made that post before the Rick and Morty episode started airing though.
Adult Swim's official facebook made a post 5 minutes later saying R&M airs on a loop until midnight.
>>41954
superior version desu senpai
>>32488
Is there a purer form of concentrated autism than Bronies and the alt right combined?
>>41950
And last week there was some daylight savings bullshit.
>>41911
They always sticky
Have you seen how tight those threads are when it's on
It's the only was /co/ can breathe
>>41875
but where is the stream though
>>41987
wait i fucked up
>>41990
We haven't found it yet if it exists
>>42000
the stream is only for rick and morty, this is the cable schedule
Rick and Morty's new episode is NOT airing on cable. It's online only.
>>41990
Bronies and commies.
>>42094
then why am i watching it on tv right now?
>>42060
but obivously there will be some people streaming it online, is what im saying
I thought Samurai Jack was a big hit for [as], how can they have their viewers not even know what's scheduled to be on?
>>42179
Rick and Morty is even bigger
>>42126
ah, my bad
http://www.watchtoonamionline.com/
or
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/cartoon-network-live-stream
>>37134
>/va/
>>41853
Yeah, but don't they play Super again after Samurai jack?
>>41912
Why does it air an hour later today?
Is it because ████████████████████████████████████?
>>32001
1 bong and 40 bings
>>32001
>S5E4 is a cooking episode
>>37855
stay mad, butthurt librul
What're you cooking in the mean time /cock/ ?
There's not much here on my end so I was gonna make some mac and cheese, found out I had some rainbow rotini noodles left over and decided I'd cook them up and use those instead of the craft noodles but still use the cheese packet.
Pretty shitty but there isn't much here right now, and I'm sick.
>>42327
Best part is that the ponies have scared off the shills, they can't handle the next level of autism on the board.
>>42423
>What're you cooking in the mean time /cock/ ?
Nothing
I usually get the popcorn going about 30 to 5 minutes before it airs
>>42327
that's right, liberals rule
>>42485
Might do this, i'm got a few bags left over.
>>42423
>Samurai "Moistens with Wolves" Jack
By the way, do you guys also think there's an end game for that wolf later on?
>>42529
I should have enough until 8-9
Which sucks because I thought I had enough for the season
>>42423
>Samurai "Buckles His Fuckle" Jack
>>42571
There will be a scene where Ashi is cooking it over a fire while resting.
>>42689
>Samurai "Unlike Aku I Don't Chuckle" Jack
>>42485
Airpopped or microwave?
>>42795
>>39771
Ham and cheese with crackers.
>>42795
do i look like a millionaire to you?
>>42869
Open flame? Niiiiiice.
>>41596
That's the AS stream though isn't it?
>>38941
I think it's Gendys use of cgi. The moments when it's used in the show are even harder to find than the animation errors.
>>42227
>watchtoonamionline.com
Wait, will it switch to CN when the Jack starts?
>>43142
>>42992
it's on cable as we speak
>>38941
They'll fix it for the home release....... right??
GUYS, WHERE ARE THE FUCKING STREAMS
>>43237
http://www.adultswim.com/videos/streams
>>38941
Looks like a similar error to this one, except they made it skin coloured here.
>>43187
How would you even feed seven assassin kids in an absolutely hostile world?
>>42227
For Anons.
>>43142
>>43187
>>43295
You are hurting me.I have a really soft spot for rescued children with protective fathers.
Meanwhile I'm crossboarding from /a/ because we're blueballed as shit, no mergers or anything.
>>38861
What were the old April Fools day things, last year there were names, I think the year before that is when /trash/ got introduced, and I can't remember anything before that.
>>34730
they're children, we're alcoholics. Know your grouping.
>>43423
>/spa/ didn't happen
genuinely disappointed Tbh
>>43547Together forever
>>36728
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F3iTF31Mud
noice
>toonami stream
>fucking jojo
I wasn't aware of this.
>>32001
Well the episode is about Jack beingeaten, so you gotta wonder how much of a happy coincidence this /cock/ merge yields.
>>44061
it's not airing tonight famm
>>44084
The fuck are you talking about?
how many hrs
>>44129
https://twitter.com/Clarknova1/status/848354143714594816
>>32001
There's not gonna be any Samurai Jack...
>rick and morty are repeating the same shit
WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK YOU APRIL FOOLS!
>>44136
168 hours and 49 minutes
>>44129
Rick and Morty on loop.
>>44156
This better be a fucking joke.
>>32001
>mfw i dont know who to believe today
>4chan fell for the april fools meme
This site is pathetic.
>>44253
>Tfw just sitting here seeing how this all pans out
I want to begin my Saturday Jack ritual, but
>>44286
It's repeating the same fucking episode from rick and morty.
>>44286
/cock/ has been a marked improvement from the norm
>>44253
>>44152
Why did they think this would be funny?
>>44333
>Samurai Jack Ritual
what
fill us in, anon
>>44539
April fools isn't about laughing with people, it's about laughing at them.
>>44152
>>32001
THEY KNEW
THEY KNEW THEY KNEW THEY KNEW
A-all I wanted was some Jack;_;
https://soundcloud.com/user-34589620/sweetthing-by-jole
>>44152
>>40169
hahaah does no board like /v/?
we have to btfo them 24/7 in /g/ our worst fucking enemy
>>44882
too good for this world
;__;
>>44152
this could actually be the joke
>>32001
>April Fools Day
>Foolish Samurai's show airs on the same day
It literally can't get any more perfect.
>>44982
i hate the rain...
>>45066
thx. this isn't the stream where the guy feels that he has the right to speak over the show is it?
>>45076
like in Jack vs Aku episode. I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that I knew that you would fool me.
>>45066
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
In the last showing of Rick and Monty jack will defeat the robot butler instead of the normal scene and the real prank will start.
>>45158
thats suptv
so cable is gonna air it
do I have to get it off priv tracker and put it here for you fags or what?
>>45115
>He doesn't know
Enjoy Rick & Morty, anon.
I anxiously await the sticky.
why does jack's voice actor has his name covered in (((jew))) brackets on twitter?
>>37855
I used to think like you
Then I read /pol/. Like seriously read everything they had to offer. Because no matter how crazy or obscene, you should always listen to another point of view to broaden your horizons.
And now the world is a joke, reality makes less sense every day, and the course of world politics is being influenced by a bunch of autists who are getting along with horse fuckers, and I'm not the least bit surprised.
>>32001Where's the sticky?
Sticky pls
>>45658
I trust the TV schedule more than a twit though.
>>45703
welp looks like the twit was legit all along.
In a way I'm glad because I couldn't find a stream for shit