How do you like your coffee, /cock/?

black with just a little sugar

>>30477
As black as my soul.

Black and strong

2 cream 2 sugar :3

With a big, black cock in it.

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>>30477

>>30477
Lots of different ways. Dependings on what I'm in the mood for.

The same way I like my women

>>30517
ground up and in the freezer?

With lots of cream and sugar.

Pls no bully /ck/.

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>>30544
why even drink coffee

>>30517
With your cum in it?

Cappuccino with a bit of cinnamon in the morning, strong and black during the rest of the day.

>>30570
The combination tastes good.

>>30570
this
just have an energy drink at this point

>>30517
You like to watch other guys enjoy it?

>>30477
If it's not making me shit out my guts, it's not doing its job.

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>>30484
same

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>>30477
either cappuccinnoo or black
btw, probably the best captcha I've ever seen

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>>30585
I've never actually tried putting cinnamon in my cofee

I'll try it tomorrow

Cream, no sugar. For me it's too bitter without the cream and if I add sugar all I can taste is sugar.

>>30477
Black, or with a bit or regular milk.

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>>30517
So you don't drink coffee?

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>this thread

>>30517
Milky?

>>30477
Dark as a black steer's tuckus on a moonless prairie night.

BLACKED

I like a little splash of cream. It gives it a nice, full mouth feel

>>30477
EXTRA THICK

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I actually can't stand hot coffee drinks.

Cold coffee drinks on the other hand...

Like I like my women.

As in not at all.

>>30477
Solo, largo.

Black. Anything else gunks up my tumbler and I needed caffeine always on hand when I was studying physics and engineering.

A touch of hazelnut in the grounds is appreciated though.

>I like my coffee black!

I have a hard time believing you assholes don't drown Folgers in 2% milk.

>>31275
black takes a bit to get used to but once you can stand the bitterness it's really tasty

>>31331
Yeah I worked at a coffee shop for two years.

Now I walk into my break room dumping my coworker's watery ass too-little-grounds coffee down the drain because it tastes like ass.

Inside ice cream or a candy bar.

>>30497
Oh man this is my jam

If you put any liquid into your coffee besides Half-and-Half, you're doing it wrong.

Unless you're lactose intolerant, in which case, you are a subhuman and your opinion is void.

I always liked French Vanilla coffee.

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Black, Bitter, Preferably fair trade

>>30708
This. I usually put milk in my coffee in the morning and drink just black rest of the day

>>30517
Black an imported from a poor country?

>>30477
I eat soluble Nescafe Azera out of the can with a teaspoon.

>>30477
Black, strong, hot. Bonus points if it tastes a little spicy.

>>31275
If it's been opened for a week or two? Possibly. But if it's fresh and the machine is clean then folgers is fine black

>>30477
Spoonful of sugar and some honey

>>30477

Strong, black, and tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez.

I like it any way really depending on my mood but I generally go for black, it's good and healthier desu

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>work at a diner
>drink a couple cups of black coffee every day
>waitresses (who are all college girls who go to the adjacent $40k/a year private uni) act like I'm some kind of nutjob for not liking my sugar with coffee and cream
At least they're all hot and it's an excuse to talk to them when they bring it up

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>>30544
This.
>tfw everyone always comments on the obscene amounts of cream and sugar I use

>>30477
Hot chocolate, because I'm a little baby boy.

>>30477
Serious question, is it actually worth putting ground coffee in the freezer or fridge?

>>30477
Two sugars and a little bit of vanilla ice-cream.

>>30477
Same way I like my women.
Dark cold and bitter.

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I take mine black... with plenty of cream and sugar!

But seriously I take mine only with cream, no sugar. I can drink black just fine too. I usually don't drink coffee except on weekends, though. I like tea, hot or cold.

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>>30477
could really care how they serve it to me.
as long as its drinkable.

>>32522
>not liking my sugar with coffee and cream
WELL
NOW

>>30477
Just like my women. ground up and in the freezer.

>>30517
black, bitter and preferably fair trade?

>>33044
I like my coffee too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

>>30477
black with a spoonful of raw honey

>>30477
black with cinnamon, chili and maple syrup

>>31398
word up

just black.

No cream, 2 tbsp of sugar and some ketchup

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Strong with creamer.

With a dash of milk/cream/sugar, whenever I feel like so.

Usually black

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any is good, but im particularly fond of mokaccino

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>>30477
Black as sin and sweeter than a stolen kiss.
Pic related favorite brand

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>>30484
>>30631
Good taste

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Similar question: what's the best thing to put in a cappuccino and why is it irish cream?

>>30477
Black, no sugar. Although if I want a little snack a bit of milk is ok.

>>30517
Non existent?

I brew it extra strong and have around 40% low fat milk in it :^)

>>30881
hell yea
hot coffee tastes too acidic for me. love me some cold coffee though.

>>30881
This. Despite being almost in my 30s o can't drink anything to hot or I feel like my tongue will fry. So I drink cold coffee and when it's not available I'll just ask for milk and a cup of coffee. I don't give a fuck I link like a child, I can't stand hot drinks.

>>30477
Like I like my women always there for me...

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>>34513
>I can't drink anything to hot or I feel like my tongue will fry
What a fag.

>>30638
And honey.

>>30477
black
I drink coffee for the caffeine and nothing else

>>30638
Don't, it's gross. You need to put shitloads of sugar in otherwise it tastes like some horrible medicine, and it's still not even that good. Overall not worth it.

I like my coffee like I like my women
Vietnamese

1 sugar, 2 cream

double double if i'm ordering it and not making it

>>30477

doesn't matter how i get it, i'm going to get it one way or another. oh, another another thing? until i've got it - don't fucking talk to me. it won't be pretty.

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>>30477
with butter

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>>30497
2 milk 2 sugar

Black every weekday morning
If it's summer, iced with 2 cream 1 sugar, in a thermos
>>34166
Bustelo ONLY for espresso

>>34855
i think i've only used creamer in coffee

how's milk taste?

>>30517
In a burlap sack from south america?

>>30484
like this

>>34892
And I ONLY have a small espresso machine to take with me on the road that makes just enough to fill my favorite coffee mug you raging autist
:^]

>tfw can't drink coffee anymore without getting heartburn so bad I end up vomiting

>>35087
>tfw never experienced heartburn in my entire life
I am thoroughly convinced that I am the apex of human evolution.

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>>34166
>sweeter than a stolen kiss

this one time this jewfro autist guy who thought he was a stud for fucking tloads of ugly girls tricked me with the "kiss my cheek oh it's my mouth now!" and i made a face like pic related. It wasn't sweet at all.

Just enough sugar to take some of the bitterness off, no milk.

99% of the time I drink it black, but sometimes I like sugar and cream/milk in it. It tastes like a dessert at that point to me, and I don't really like to have sweet stuff too often. It's a nice treat when I'm the mood for it though.

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>>30725

I just eat the coffee. Drinking it seemed silly afterwards.

>>30484
anything else and you can't really call it coffee

>>30477

200 mg caffeine pills

>>30477
>How do you like your coffee
Down the toilet right after brewing without even taking single sip.

>>30477
Coffee gives me the runs.

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>>34332
Irish cream is amazing in both capuccino and coffee. Only one spoon of it on coffee gives it a very good flavor.

Cream, no sugar. The same as I like my tea.

When I have coffee in the evening, I'll slip a little whiskey in it sometimes. Brew it with a touch of cinnamon when I'm feeling special.

>>35297

Correct answer

Hi /Cock/. I have recently taken to making myself iced coffee instead of hot coffee and will probably continue to do so until winter comes because it is getting seriously fucking hot here. I wanted to know how you recommend making iced coffee to gain the best result.
I make mine like this:
>Two shots from espresso machine into cup
>Add about half a spoon of sugar because a little sweetness is good for iced coffee
>fill cup to the brim with ice
>pour in milk

So, how shit is my basic ass method and how can I improve anons? Also, I have only just started drinking anything other than instant because I got a new espresso machine, so how and where can I find nice ground coffee or beans? I am currently using Vittoria Oro from Woolies.

>>30477
I'm not a big coffee drinker so the rare times I do drink it I can only do it with a shit ton of creamer.

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>>41386
>so how and where can I find nice ground coffee or beans?
hmmm, let me think, coffee beans,coffee beans, I know! try poking inside of an ass of this tropical rat apparently some coffee freaks pay up to $500/lb
for coffee beans that come with poop from his ass.

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what is this [Spoiler?] option when attaching pictures?
Testing.

>>42409
that's it?
don't understand real purpose of it.
useless in my opinion

>>42409
>>42284
Actual coffee industry people consider the final product a joke, and it's actually animal cruelty because they keep them in cages and force feed them coffee berries

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I don't even know how to make coffee.

>>42559
I wonder how the cats taste

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>>30477
I don't drink coffee. It's a horrible drink.It's for Italians and Americans. And French.
It doesn't stand easy in my body. It upsets my stomach.
I drink loads of tea. First thing in the morning, I put on the kettle to boil water while I'm having a shower to wake me up.
And I make tea. Tea can be prepared quickly, or more formally.
Anyone who comes to my home is offered tea. It's a given. It's expected.
My boss in a meeting even sent me out (the meeting was suspended) to bring tea.
A meeting about budgets and shit suspended for tea. Americans have no idea how important tea is.

Tea is the best drink ever. We Brits must have it. Always. It is necessary for functioning.
I just ordered some Darjeeling. Loose leaf. It arrives this afternoon. I've got my tea kit ready.
Coffee is a shit.

>>42706
TEA IS SHIT
only shitty Brits drink this shitty drink called tea.
even the name tea sounds like shit
coffee sounds so prestigious and sophisticated

iced

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>>41386
I just made it with this method the other day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnL-kmGGLjQ

basically i just used unsweetened cocoa powder plus some sugar, added small amount of the hot water to make the syrup, then the milk

then i added four and a half ounces of extra strong espresso

ez

Turkish.

>>30477
black, like my mood

Black, or with cream.

Unless I am getting a dessert specifically, then I fag that shit to high heaven. Caramel, whipper cream, cherries, ice cream, pixza, I don't give a fuck.

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>>43042
Fuck you.

>>30477
>drinking the caffeinated jew

I cant wait to be free of /co/ gourmands so we can get back to our coffee hate threads

>>44356
>literally being this much of a faggot.
please stop pretending like there is any collective coffee hate community you faggot. Just because you are probably too poor to support a coffee drinkers lifestyle does not mean you should be a whiny bitch. You are the fox, coffee: grapes.

>>44095
I don't think I could eat this. It looks far too sweet with that sugar. I might be able to get through a piece if I scraped all of it off.

I only drink tea if I need to take massive shit, otherwise I use dry tea leafs to clean dog shit from sidewalks.

>>30477
>all these people not answering the question
clever dripper most days

>>32616
I used to do this until I realized it contributed to my digestion problems. Fuck lactose intolerance

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>>42574
You put coffee in a mug

Then you pour hot water on it

Or use this guide if you have access to an espresso machine

>>30517
With another man's dick in it?

>>30517
Icy

>>32656
Maybe. Sorry my reply is so late but now you have your answer

Like I like my secretary of state, not too dark, and a little sweet.

I never found the appeal of coffee. It always smells too bitter, and I never figure out how people drink something so hot.

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>>44095
anons we have prime example of how primitive and rude British pigs tea drinkers are.
That's why I always drink coffee because coffee drinkers have class and respect for each others.

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that's how coffee is done

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>>30613
>>32139