Have any of y'all ever tried to make a krabby patty

>>27582

crabby patty is basically a big mac without the center bun in my head canon

>>27652
I see it more as a whopper

>>27671

whopper doesn't have sauce though

But what kind of meat goes in the patty?

>>27698

the spongebob equivalent of pinkslime.

Someone post THAT video

No but I have tried a squid burger.

It was amazing.

>>28144

They had an episode about that when some other dude buys the Krusty Krab

As far as Spongebob and Kristy Krab itself goes, it's a real meat patty formula mixture made by Complete accident

The Secret Formula is King Neptune's Poisedon Powder according to Google.

>>27698
my theory is that the reason mr krabs keeps it secret is because he murders other krabs and uses their meat to make the patties

>>27689

Whopper has good ass mayo

>>27582
Reminds me of the local grill we have. The burgers there are pretty good, but oh man French fries.

>>27582
Since the restaurant is at the bottom of the sea, does that mean the fryers should be on the ceiling?

>>28297
don't really get another chance for /co/ to see this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM

>>27582
What's the white bits?
Please don't make the easy joke

>>31520
cum

>>31520
/cock/ juice

my dream is to create a realworld replica of the krusty krabs complete with underground bunkers to prepare for the monetary collapse