>>15324
Did Kingpin rape Big Lucky in front of his dead wife?
>>15325
Would only be fair, considering the reason Kingpin did this was to get revenge for a Big Lucky raping him in prison
Punisher MAX was a fun time
>>15327
Absolute mad man. The first two arcs were solid, and just like that it went to shit.
>>15327
/spoil when he killed micro I was literally shaken it /Eric
>>15329
Holy fuck auto correct lmao
>>15324
Why doesn't he just do this to Spider-Man?
>>15324
NTR is patrician taste.
>>15331
He doesn't know who Spidey is anymore.
And would mainverse Kingpin even do something like this anyway?
>>15331
Spiderman didn't rape him
>>15324
>lex luthor regrets eating 40 cakes.jpg
>>15331
This isn't Batman, anon.
>>15331
One, He is spider-man. He going to find a way to kill/torture/ruin king pin.
Two, No sane human villain will ever go after a super hero wife unless they got a death wish.
three, He doesn't know spider-man.
>>15338
This is the MAX universe, Kingpoin is just a fat guy, not a human mountain.
>>15338
He was just a presumably untrained ghetto thug at that point, and there were about five or six guys.
>>15331
Well, IIRC there was an issue where Spider-Man got sick of his shit and reminded him that he could very easily pop his skull open like a grape.
So, unless he's got some really tough super-goons with him, he's fucked if spidey finds out he did anything to MJ.
>>15339
But he still did shit like crush heads with his bare hands.
>>15338
In MAX he's just a built fat guy, so strong enough to take on maybe two big guys in a fight, but not strong enough to hold off the entire prison gang.
So yeah, they held him down and he got raped
>>15342
Yeah after deciding to become Muscle.
>>15345
>MAX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon, it still takes place in 616
The fuck you're talking about? Maybe for some titles that's the case, but by the end of Aaron's run Frank, Bullseyes, Elektra and KIngpin are all dead (I think, it's been a while since I read it).
>>15345
>AX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon
hahaha no
Tastes Like Chicken
>>15324
I regret all of this.
>>15338
With their dicks
>>15349
>I'm not even a bum, I just knocked the door to ask for directions, how did it come to this?
>>15351
Welcome back Frank was under the Marvel Knights imprint, which has ties to 616.
>>15341
that was in Back in Black
>>15324
I can only dream of being that savage.
>>15353
Marvel Knights ended with WelcomeBackFrank, and the Ennis run on Frank continued on under the MAX label through the next few storyarcs.
(which I don't know how official Marvel's "imprints" are, but I'm sure there was some overlap there)
The Marvel Knights theme just wasn't selling comics.
>>15351
Nope, what he said >>15353
Just checked, Punisher shoots Elektra in the spine and makes her paraplegic, then the Hand murders her. Frank also dies and there's a funeral.
MAX Punisher is not 616 Punisher, and you're the first person in the world I see argue that.
Jessica Jones is a different beast, that takes place in the main universe while being a MAX series.
>>15357
LMD, obviously
>>15346
MAX is just Marvel's mature imprint.
Think early Vertigo some titles are canon some like Punisher Max can't fit into the main continuity.
>>15357
To further iterate, Punisher MAX isn't canon with the other MAX titles, which aren't canon with EACB OTHER, let alone 616
616 has since referenced SOME of the events in some of these stories, but that just means a version of them happened, not all of them in entirety.
was MAX or Knights a better Marvel imprint overall
I forget what it was, but there was a War Machine story I thought was badass
>>15331
because spiderman would flay him alive using his fingertips then fill his lungs with webbing.
>>15361
I much preferred Knights. it felt more mature in a 'taking a serious approach to serious issues' way rather than mature as in 'can't show that to kids'
>>15360
Barracuda will never be in 616
Nicky Cavella >>>>> Aaron's Kingpin
>>15365
>>15366
sheeeeeeeeit
>>15366
>>15324
>Not posting the previous page with Kingpin himself being raped.
>>15366
A classic
>>15361
Marvel Knights had a "dark" magic theme to it.
Doctor Strange, Ghost Rider, Moon Knight, Werewolf-by-Night, and Punisher back when some jackass thought Frank needed magic god-guns.
It had nothing whatsoever to do with a mature audience appeal.
>>15371
Is that it?
>>15371
Who the Fuck had the baby? Is spider man killing the bad guys? Whose baby was?
>>15369
????
>>15366
Goddamit Cartman
>>15371
Fuck you shocker! What kind of trained super criminal don't know how to swim?
>>15360
>Punisher MAX isn't canon with the other MAX titles
It's connect to both Fury MAX volumes
>>15374
Someone give me context on this.
>>15331
Gordon go home. This isn't your universe.
What fuck is wrong with him? Rape villians, blah
>>15369
Her hands are posed weirdly, her face is... something and her dialogue is uh, vague.
I cannot tell if she's being raped oh just hitting pre-orgasm.
Goddamn, the quality drop when Ennis dropped off MAX
>>15385
NEVER!
>>15374
> all the Xmen femmes will never take turns to suck your dick.
Kill me, kill me now, I'm fucking ready.
>>15372
That's fucking gay, and an actual good description of the chain of command.
>>15385
Mark Millar and Rob Liefeld made a book together.
That's the context.
>>15368
what is this
posting a classic
>>15374
hAHAHAHA WTF
>>15364
>Barracuda will never be a villain in the Punisher Netflix show
>>15331
Why would you try and fuck over one of the most powerful beings on the planet?
>>15374
>Last panel
>Awaken starts playing
>>15366
What was to stop him from getting shot on the spot?
>>22172
What was even the point of all that? He could have just easily left.
Even for Manta, it seems uncharacteristic.
>>22822
Where's the fun in that?
>>15379
The Lizard. Obviously no. Osborn's.
>>22822
He was so overcome with rage that Aquaman was alive, and that people were happy about it that he lost his mind.
And he never liked Gladys anyway.
>>22747
All Asian crime fiction has established that Chinese use knives and shit, not guns.
>>23054
John Woo showed me that they like to go guns akimbo.
>>15368
Anyone? What is this from?
>>22172
Manta, the purest nemesis.
>>15369
Explain
>>22822
He fucking hates Aquaman. A lot.
>>15327
His talk with KIngpin's wife was the best. Bullsye is great.
>>15324
It feels like involving Lucky's wife was unnecessary
>>25783
This was Hack Aaron before he found feminism.
>>22747
He's a faster draw
where's the food?
>>26081
>>26138
Source?
Or, context?
>>26081
>>26219
That's the Blob eating Wasp in Ultimate Marvel. GiantMan bites Blob's head off for this.
>>15331
Nigga, would /you/ try to fuck with this crazy asshole?
>>26419
What happened next?
>>15362
>because spiderman would flay him alive using his fingertips
I never thought about it but he could do that, huh.
>>26754
When he does it to the face, he calls it the "Mark of Kaine"
Mostly because one of the first people he did that to had killed his clone/brother Kaine.
>>26563
He let him go. This was before OMD and Aunt May was mephistoed back to life.
It's sort of interesting/annoying that if Peter were to ever lose his shit and kill ONE person, he would become an assassin and wreck everyone's shit. The in universe explanation is that he's some sort of karmic totem representing good, and to even go slightly off the path can ruin his life
I think it makes a degree of sense, because when Spider-Man is pissed he goes all out.
>>26563
Well, before that scene happened Kingpin placed a hit on Aunt May, and she was in the hospital dying.
Peter figured that he didn't want her last memories to be of him killing someone (because at this time she knew he was Spider-Man), so he essentially stopped and said that he'd come back for Fisk after his aunt died.
Back In Black Spider-Man was pretty cool.And it sucks because it leads into the worse Spider-Man story of all time.
>>26895
>the worse Spider-Man story of all time
Only until Dan Slott makes his permanent mark on Spider-Man history by making one even worse.
Also, OMD is relatively better than than character assassination that was OMIT.
>>27100
Do you mean spider-verse or spider-island?
>>26138
Was there any justification for this? This seem both retarded and over the top.
>>27100
People usually package OMIT with OMD when they talk about it.
CEO Parker is fucking rock bottom for the character. I'm so glad there's a chance it will all be undone this year.
>>26779
Looked it up, pretty damn hardcore.
>>22822
Look at the face of that old man.
Gramps was asking for it.
>>27224
How about this justification?
>in Millar's X-Men Blob threatens to eat a soldier. The line was obviously Blob joking around and fucking with the guy
>the humor went past Loeb's head though
>>26419
>>26895
>>27314
Pissed off Peter is so cool. And it's even better because of how rare it is. Can we have a mad Parker thread?
>>22822
He is the edgiest of edgiest edgelords outside of Reverse Flash.
>>22172
>A.K.A. Unknown
He's also known as Unknown?
>>27242
Eh, it's just been boring, not bad.
>>27683
It's been pretty bad. He's even more of a manchild now than he has ever been. He has virtually no responsibilities, at least ones he cares about. He acts less like Spider-Man and more like Chris Chan.
>>27738
Slott's been clearly setting up a bankruptcy because he keeps paying for all the extensive damage he does.
>>25735
where is this from?
>>15324
You can't get more fucked up than this
>>27917
>That time his best friend wasn't hanging out with him, so he infected his waifu with HIV.
Stormin Norman is really something else.
>>26782
Spider-Assassin was amazing though.
Maybe he Rest In Peace with his bf Logan.
>>28430
Didn't both of them die in Spider-Verse?
>>28529
Of course we do. It's disgusting and deserves snubbing.
>>26138
>>28500
Exactly, hence the Rest In Peace.
>>25801
Nothing to do with feminism and more to do with fucking with an innocent person. Even gangsters have a code
>>28903
I was going to get into Avengers Academy at the time Avengers Arena was going simply because Mettle seemed like a cool character, then this happened and (literally) killed my motivation.
>>15324
The one where redskull kidnaps a girl and leaves her to get gangraped by a bunch of gangsters
>>29091
Some post whor
>>29134
Nevermind, the red-haired dude did right eliminating him. I bet he was a phone poster too and wrote "literally" in everything.
>>29178
It was just art imitating life. This guy's goofy face was all over /co/ in the early 10s.
>>15361
Knights was way less crap.
>>15324
Seriosuly two words for this: hella f*cking epic
>>22822
He's on the spectrum.
Not enough John Constantine ITT
>>25735
too edgy i bet it s some avatar shit book
>>29698
>gives him acid and handcuffs him inside a giant filing cabinet
This seems really mild without context
>>15361
Well, there's a reason why barely anyone even knows about any of the MAX comics besides the Ennis ones and Alias (and maybe Supreme Power).
>>15345
Some MAX series are canon, others aren't. Punisher isn't (though this wasn't really established until Mother Russia and The Cell, so things like Born and In the Beginning are brought up in one or two handbooks).
>>29698
Dude, constantine is a bad ass. i love his matter of factness, and alomst complete lack of earthly morals.
1/2
>>29934
2/2
Deathstroke's family is all kinds of fucked up
>>30099
This. The guy constantly gives mind control drugs to her daughter and I'm pretty sure he must have fucked her at least once.
>>28037
I really hated this retcon....so much.
>>15374
Millar, you glorious edgy faggot.
Some where out there is an alternate universe where you got all the titles they gave to Bendis.
Shine on like the burning turd you are.
>>29758
>Spend the night tripping balls with a dead body in the dark.
>Mild.
>>29758
Look at it again, they're in a morgue.
>>30362
>>15324
Reminder that King Pin was a contender for Marvel 3
If we are lucky maybe we'll get him this time
>>30367
>>30388
Again, so what?
Sure it's scary but he's going to be 100% fine. It's not going to kill or even hurt him. Oh no, a bad trip overnight. So edgy!
Other posts in this thread have a guy's three sons being killed in front of him, some dude's wife being given HIV in the hospital, and people being killed for little to no reason. The fucking OP is a dude's wife being raped by dozens of hobos.
Am I missing something?
>>30460
I wouldn't consider it lucky with the current state of things at Capcom
.
>>27913
Miracleman
>>28037
People forget to give credit to Norman cause he doesn't appear very often nowadays. Green Goblin is still on another level.
>>29957
Karnak is an insane murderer. He is like one of this sect leaders. Everyone who disagrees with him has to suffer.
And they are going to team him up with Kamala and co. What the fuck... I like his series and his character is interesting but having him on Secret Warriors is child endangering.
>>30362
>Some where out there is an alternate universe where you got all the titles they gave to Bendis.
Or the opposite.
>>30099
This is the first page I've read from the series but what the fuck man.
>>30838
>Bendis writing a romance comic aimed at teenage girls
kek
Any more pissed off spidey?
>>30722
They will probably tone him down or have him keep it behind clothes doors where the kids can't see.
However if they actually play him straight I'm picking that book up.
>>30888
>I mean odds alone...
C'mon, that's funny.
>>30869
>>30099
Slade has a history with this stuff
>>30973
Ruined a perfectly good tv.
>>31175
green goblin was right.
>>31432
But why
>>30491
Acid is very dangerous, you are supposed to do one to two strips. Taking five alone would permanently realign your brain chemistry, but a negative atmosphere would also add on to this effect
>>15324
Brits are cheating.
>>31432
What the fuck, God? Why did you do that for?
>>30711
He's back in Slott's new arc.
>>31759
>>15349
>mang I've sucked dozens of dicks for some rock but this shit is just wrong mang
>>29684
no he was just pretending to be retarded to fuck over Aquaman
>>28606
where is this from?
>>28903
then the sjw ruined this character
>>29707
you got me
>>32322
>gift of hope
>a litre of cum
>>32683
Imagine what he had to go through to fill it.
>>26219
Blob had just eating Wasp, it was the Ultimate Universe. Marvel thought it was a good idea to give Loeb a big project after he lost his son to cancer.
>>31510
Angel is starving right?
If so then, unlike most of this thread, it's a completely justifiable(and kinda heart warming coming from the mostly amoral Deadpool) fucked up moment, at least.
>>32857
Oh jeez, that explains a lot.
>>32326
wildcats version 3.0
>>32752
Wouldn't he be cumming with the force of a thousand suns? What is that thing even made of?
>>31633
what is this from?
>>15368
source?
>>32857
No shit? Damn. Kinda sad
>>33193
Brightest Day. If I remember right she is a White Martian who kills mothers to imitate them for a time.
>>15352
>>15349
>>15349
>filename
>>33117
Proabbly jizzed into his hands first, then he transfers it in
>>33517
>no use, it's slipping through my fingers
>I'll have to catch it in my mouth, it's the only enclosed container that can withstand the blast
>It's not gay, it's for the fate of the world
>>29957
What the fuck are these faces
>>33517
let's be honest here, wonder woman sucked him off
>>15331
Once someone made a simple versus thread. Batman vs. Spider-Man. There are various arguments you could make for either one. But the OP said in the parameters for the battle that both characters were "as mad as they have ever been."
Spidey would murder Batman in roughly 2.8 seconds.
>>34138
Explain.
>>34412
Is anyone having problems starting new threads? I keep getting a "Performing site maintenance" error.
>>34412
Peter was always a few bad days away from becoming a school shooter.
>>34439
Not sure.
>>34412
Spider-Man dodges bullets, runs at about sixty miles an hour, and can throw an elephant at your head without straining.
>>34584
Does his spider sense trump any kind of prep-time?
>>34412
He's Batman physical superior in every way and spider sense means Batman can't even go for the stealth angle
>>34621
Unless they have extensive knowledge of his spider sense or hit with something too big or fast to dodge, Spidey will probably avoid it. Again this is a guy who can dodge bullets on reflex so it would have to be pretty damn fast
>>34621
Pretty much. There are ways to shut down his Spider Sense (Kraven once did it with powdered black widow spiders or something, but that was when Peter was still in high school), but as soon as he's in danger is sense goes all tingly. As soon as Batman shows up and does anything that will result in Peter being in danger, Spidey'll know that there's trouble and where it's coming from, though not who or what.
Even if he DOES lose the Spider Sense somehow, he's operated for extended periods without it before and he's still got reflexes fast enough to dodge bullets if he sees them coming. Spider Sense is just the warning, it's not his reflexes.
>>34412
No matter how hard you push Batman, he will never kill someone.
Spider-Man will.
>>35181
He killed Darkseid.
>>15324
That second panel I always want to put a "neat" caption on it.
>>35268
No, he shot Darkseid
It took all of this bullshit to kill him
>>31543
lol what the fuck is this and how the fuck is one man pissing that much
>>31543
>>35574
I'm more concerned about that baby girl he was talking about
IIRC he killed her afterwards, right?
>>31799
Is this a dream?
>>31240
Catholics don't care, we've been making porn of the Saints since it all started.
>>34800
Succubus Pheromones disable his spider senses for at least a few hours.
Also, Iron Man managed to manipulate to his advantages by causing it to go off at random moments.
They can also be overloaded
>>35930
A ruse cruise.
>>36063
>succubus pheromones
You got me interested, some sort of darkstalkers/spiderman crossover?
>>25534
is this game grump or something?
>>35926
Yeah. Stanley killed just about everyone.
I think the only Big Heads that didn't kill people were those three kids later on.
>>34138
Batman wins because hes batman
>Thread Closed
>>36185
Deadpool took Spider-Man out on a double date and didn't tell him the lady he was going out with was a succubus.
This was all a ruse of course, because Deadpool wanted to assassinate Spider-Man's "boss" Peter Parker and somehow knew the succubus pheromones negated them.
The issue ended with Spider-Man and Deadpool becoming male strippers and being forced to dance for the amusement of several succubuses (succubie?) and female Asgardians. It apparently was so good it brought peace between the two warring races.
>>15324
Why didn't punisher find any of this out and try to kill him? I mean he was just sitting in the dude's house for a whole day and that whole situation sounds like it would cause a ruckus loud enough for the Frank to find out about.
>>36299
Spiderman & deadpool i assume? im so reading that shit now.
>>36299
>>36185
Pic related. Peter fell hard for her.
>>36315
Frank was busy. You know how big New York is?
>>36318
Yep, the book's great.
>>25534
I'll be in my bunk
>>36299
Succubi.
>>15324
You wanted it
>>36318Where do i find this my kind anon?
>>26782
>The in universe explanation is that he's some sort of karmic totem representing good, and to even go slightly off the path can ruin his life
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, and I've been reading comics since I was a child.
>>27917
I will never acknowledge this as canon.
>>36486
Well considering how Viewcomics is down right now, here.
>http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1?id=36610
Feel free to ignore the issue titled "1 mu" it's a tie-in that has little to nothing to do with the rest of the book.
>>36512
Theres the whole spider-verse thing.
>>36409
is he actually skullfuckin' that dude?
damn son.
>>36611
Homelander has some issues.
>>36173
Why did dr doom go to heaven??
>>26419
This takes a darker turn when you realize he said "It takes three seconds" instead of "It would take three seconds"
>>28684
Man was never meant to cringe this hard
>>31175
Peter's just mad because it's true.
>>36660
It's not Dr Doom, it's the spectre. The embodiment of God's vengeance.
This whole issue
>>32998
>>33321
Yeah, after Loeb's son passed his writing got way worse (Red Hulk's original appearance and issues most glaring, Sam Alexander more or less Loeb writing his son into comics, Ultimates 3 and Ultimatum, etc.) Also it doesn't help that he went from DC to Marvel, which many writers do with a drop in quality.
>>36710
What was that?
>>35574
The Filth by Grant Morrison.
>>36970
Pedo X men being wiped out by the Company that funded them once what they did went public so they couldn't defend them
>>25534
Everytime anything does an arc of "visiting online dudes irl to rekt them" I cringe
>>25956
sauce?
>>36606
>http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Spider-Man-Deadpool/Issue-1?id=36610
I thank you.
>>36995
>In the 21st century
fuck that
>>37063
It's morally irresponsible for a writer of a medium aimed at children and young adults to have the children's idols solve their problems with killing.
>>37063
She didn't die though. Meaning he never had the chance to follow through.
>>36660
Why wouldn't he?
>>37142
> research on the speed force is illegal outside the flash museum
> there can be only one professor at the flash museum
Man, the future sucks.
>>36409
>literally getting skull-fucked
Always cracks me up.
>>37305
So far, this comic is not anywhere near measuring up to the standard of the standalone pages and panels in this thread.
>>15369
Context?
>>36970
The Boys.
If I remember right, there is a sort of ... superhero factory. Right down to the wee ones being all a bit damaged or orphans. Except that was partially engineered by their parent company.
Few kids go off script and think they can do what ever the fuck they want, so the get ... dealt with.
>>25534
>Melvins shirt
Nice.
its always weird when they insert their fetishes into the comic.
>>22172
That's cool
>>37053
Miracleman
>>37522
feel free to stop hijacking the thread
>>37481
Especially when it involves underaged.
>>30491
Says the guy who never had a bad trip before
>>37553
>feel free to stop hijacking the thread
>>37581
>that time Lex Luthor had teen Lois strip-searched and then caned her ass
Wait, spidey quit the avengers because of DP? why?
>>37644
Yeah. This is a thread for fucked-up stuff, and you're posting entire comics that are just a supervillain feeling sorry for himself.
>>37695
>Yeah. This is a thread for fucked-up stuff, and you're posting entire comics that are just a supervillain feeling sorry for himself.
>>15327
Even if I hated it Aaron's max run had its moments
Last
welp, some fag decided to spam the thread
>>37738
>thread asked for a fucked up moment
>could have just posted this page
what a retard
>>37770
>>welp, some fag decided to spam the thread
>>36623
Wait, wasn't that actually Black Noir? Haven't read The Boys in a while, but I'm sure the one in those pics wasn't the Homelander.
>>37401
Source? File name doesn't turn up anything.
>>37673
Didn't like being on the same team as a guy who kills people for money.
>>37784
>>37783
>>37770
>>37708
>>37644
>>32168
No, he was autistic.
Aquaman cured him, and now he's just a normal asshole.
>>37802
Yeah it was revealed closer to the end but Homelander thought he was having blackouts and that it was him. Why the hell no one thought to just look under dude's mask is beyond me.
Didn't MIllar write an ending to American Jesus where the main character found his dad was the devil and spent a crap ton of time down in Hell getting tortured and raped (this is narration not shown)? I want to say he changed it for the collected edition.
>>37821
>Then later becomes best friends with him.
The real answer to >>37673 is because whoever is writing Uncanny Avengers wanted Peter on the team. But Slott threw an autismo fit because he hates Peter being connected to the larger Marvel Universe and they pulled him late into production of the book.
Serious question, when is that asshole going to be off of ASM?
>>37738
why didnt you just post this page in the first place you fucking dickhead
>>37811
Savage Dragon can't remember the issue though. The chick is the new Dart who was crazy as shit.
>>37644
Why doesn't he just go back in time and kill her before Barry became the Flash?
>>37401
source?
>>37738
>>37723
>>37708
>>37693
>>37678
>>37664
>>37644
>>37624
>>37608
>>37588
>>37574
>>37556
>>37538
>>37522
>>37504
>>37502
>>37485
>>37464
>>37445
>>37427
>>37413
>>37373
>>37357
>>37340
>>37323
>>37305
>>37288
>>37273
>>37252
>>37236
>>37212
>>37195
>>37158
>>37142
>>37126
>>37108
>>37087
>>37070
>>37054
>>37015
>>36995
>>36973
>>36953
Yaaayy! You killed the thread! Good job, buddy! Thumbs up!
>>26138
Why does this turn me on?
>>37028
this
>>31633
Seriously what the fuck was wrong with Brightest day where's the hope in killing innocent people including children
>>38032
What did I do?
>>38146
getting caught in the crossfore
>>31799
Context?
Hold up guys, lemme just spam this irrelevant comic
>>37897
>>36710
Dealing with mutants 101
>>37738
Fuck, any chance Barr will ever get his mom back and not destroy the world and rewrite the multiverse in the process
>>37738
thanks for post the reverse flash story
>>38238
I wish o could disagree but John's books has so many out of places and/or fucked up moments in
>>38380
>>38403
>>38436
Not a fun way to go
>>38468
>"It's daddy's boat!"
>>38501
Also 75% of Blackes night
>>38584
Someone has to have the Firestorm/Deathstorm page
>>38584
>>38584
More from Savage Dragon.
>>38637
>>38663
>>38684
Well, this looks pretty gnarly.
Where do I start reading it?
>>38637
John time!
>>38663
This comics pretty graphic, I guess being an image book lets you get away with it
>>38708
Only easy answer is "all of Geoff Johns' Green Lantern." This event, Blackest Night, was a culmination of like 5 years of storytelling
>>38719
MAXIMUM EDGE!!
Oh, the fag's doing it again.
>>38739
Ah crud.
Will it take five years to read it all?
>>38380
What's this from
>>38794
No, but it's gonna take awhile it's a good run though they storytime it time to time
>>26138
Why would uncooked human meat taste like chicken? You say that about fried human meat.
>>38997
Humans taste like pork, don't they?
>>38997
From what I've read, human tastes kinda like sour pork.
>>39035
Not that Anon but does it really?
>>39060
It's not called longpig for nothing.
This was a fun thread. Too bad some sperg had to ruin it by posting entire issues.
>>39241
This. Fucking faggot.
This never fails to crack me up
>>39337
Context
Um...a new Rick and Morty is on...
>>39425
So?
>>39468
Was it on before?
>>39479
Or even three.
>>22987
shouldn't he be happy that Aquaman's alive so that he could personally kill him again?
>>26236
Dont think I've ever seen this one before so I'm gonna assume batman makes it out alive
>>39411
The girl left standing is Black Alice, she has the ability to steal magical powers and their clothing temporarily. I'm assuming the clothing part is just so you can know whos powers shes using at the moment. She stole teleportation powers from Misfit, but she didn't know it explodes anything organic other than herself. She grabs reincarnated human granny goodness and teleports her out of her kidnapped children gladiator arena to better deal with her without interference. Then Granny fucking explodes and it looks hilarious. In shock Alice drops her borrowed powers and costume.
>>39531
He'snot the Joker, he knows Aquaman is somewhere possibly being happy, and that's terrible to Manta.
>>39557
Indeed he does.
>>39520
Or four, for that matter.
>>39618
God help them if it was five.
>>28903
>I always forget.
Bitch this is your first go around. You din't "always forget" anything.
>P.S. Fuck you.
>>39613
Wait what the fuck
The ape didnt go for the bite yet?
>>39645
Could you imagine if it was six?
>>39678
>Could you imagine if it was six?
That's just Sinister
>>39678
That would be pretty bad, but not as bad as seven babies.
>>39506
I dunno. Don't really care either way.
>>39677
He wasn't done cooking. Spit roasting a pig takes something like 8-12 hours, a human's gotta take much longer.
>>29698
As someone that does a fair amount of drugs throughout the year, I can safely say this would be a billion times more horrifying and psychologically scarring than merely blowing this dude's kneecaps off or beating him to the edge of death.
>>39677
Should have broken out the spoon
>>39831
>can't show nipples or a labia but will show a woman's entrails all splayed out
Americans.
>>39831
Wow, I think I saw this one on Gurochan years ago.
The very first of their threads i went on, I think, when I was 13.
Talk about jumping in at the deep end.
>>39831
Every man has his limits, I've seen some shit and done some shit I'm not proud of but Jesus fucking Christ why?
>>35418
Batman is a crack shot. It should have been easy to shoot Darkseid straight in the forehead.
Instead, he shot him in the shoulder. Even Superman would kill Darkseid given the chance.e
>>40027
He would've killed His human host
>>40001
If you read the text bubbles shes clearly a cultist making a blood sacrifice to summon a demon.
Also in the story that demon was then used as another sacrifice to summon a dark god. Regular human sacrifices just aren't good enough to bring him into the mortal realm.
>this whole thread
>ow the edge
>>40143
Kinda the point
>>29030
...Father?
>>40465
she can transform into a monster, but the monster is male. She then fucks an alien and the alien gives birth to that. So shes his father.
>>41527
Sounds exactly like my fetish.
>>38146
Nothing, just some /ck/ moron whining
>>15345
>MAX is just to indicate it's not for kids, it's still canon, it still takes place in 616. Luke Cage met his bride-to-be in a MAX label.
It varies. For instance, Cage MAX doesn't because not only does he not have unbreakable skin, the series ends with him about to die. Alias is probably the only one that IS canon to 616.
>>36299
>The issue ended with Spider-Man and Deadpool becoming male strippers and being forced to dance for the amusement of several succubuses (succubie?) and female Asgardians. It apparently was so good it brought peace between the two warring races.
That sounds amazing.
>>42216 Chicken
>>41690
Thor: MAX has nothing in it that would preclude it from being canon.
Aarons punisher max run was the worst thing ever. Fuck that hack
>>22250
Terry Crews nigga
>>43296
Aaron's MAX run is no worse than the Mother Russia storyline, or any of the government storylines really, Ennis wrote.
>>26138
Except humans don't taste like chicken? They taste like pork?
>>43619
Dude, Ennis punisher is maybe not everyone's thing, but Aaron fucked up so hard. Having frank want to divorce his wife? Having citizens rising up to become vigilantes, as if frank is in hell smiling at that? His bullseye is the only good thing to come from that run
>>43781
Mother Russia was about the Russians developing a bacteria that instantly turned people into skeletons and the US response to be sending a 60 year old man, who in this universe was only a regular soldier, and a single special forces soldier to singlehandedly destroy an entire base and kidnap a living incubation subject. Despite being cornered in an underground base with no way to get out, the Russians send wave after wave of their own men to their deaths by having them repel down an elevator shaft directly in the firing line of entrenched defenders so that they can deploy an Asian midget to kung-fu fight Frank. Meanwhile the real villains of the story are a group of US generals who sacrificed a planeload of civilians to distract the Russian military.
When Ennis was good he was firing on all cylinders, when he was bad he went full retard. Most of Ennis MAX is very well-drawn B-movie schlock.
>>44214
You know what anon? That's a very good point. I never thought of it like that. But I much prefer B-movie punisher to aarons punisher. Seriously, with that ending I feel like he'd never even read a punisher comic.