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Your most autistic headcanon. 2017-09-16 05:16:37 Post No. 95367001
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What is your most autistic headcanon, /co/?
I given all the weird biological differences between mewmans and humans, I like to think that about what if mewmans reproduce anally? Otherwise mewman reproduction functions exactly like normal human reproduction, except the reproductive organs are connected to the female's anus instead of vagina. In mewman society vaginal sex is scene as very gross and taboo. It would also explain why Moon has such a giant ass as well as a name that literally refers to said giant ass.
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Nicole Watterson is a virulent anti-canite
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It wouldn't be an anus if it was used for reproduction, dipshit. It would be a cloaca.
And even that's ridiculous, because Mewmans obviously reproduce via oviposition. What with the bug-forms and all.
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>>95367034
is it possible to have a cloaca alongside a vagina used solely for urinating? Or would mewmans just have one ambiguous orifice?
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>>95367001
Bruce Wayne owns the rights, merchandise, and everything associated with The Mark of Zorro. Somewhere in Gotham he has this huge museum-like warehouse with everything one could collect regarding the film. On occasion, Bruce will visit it, admire the collection, briefly hold the mask in his hand, and then shed a tear after viewing the movie once again, thus ending the tour.
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>>95367001
Do they still defecate from the anus?
What's the point of the vagina?
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>>95367154
yes. a confused mewman might ask if a human female still urinates from their vagina.
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Edith is Mabel Pines after growing up frumpy and unhappy
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>>95367154
There are no toilets in Mewni. Think about it.
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With all the corn they eat, they probably only shit like once a month
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>Adventure Time
A few years after the war a doomsday prepper who was in the military used an experimental exosuit to originally "defeat" the Lich, before Billy, and defended Humans from Oozers, Vampires, and Rainicorns.
He eventually became one of the Founders for Humanity, but was the only one who believed in Humanity's destiny to take back the world by force.
He has a huge cult following after so many years and many Hiders share his beliefs which would lead to rebellions on the islands to try to use the Guardian as a super weapon.
This lead to the catastrophic events Minerva talked about that happened before the Plague.
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