ITT words to live by

>>95358131
homelander was pathetic and you're a faggot if you model anything about yourself after him.

to paraphrase sitwell, he never did anything that any random piece of trash with his abilities would do. so predictable. so petty.

>>95360766
i wonder what a thinking man like you would do whit such power

>>95360952
Continue fucking your mom

>>95360952
well i wouldn't be a corporate stooge and petty bully like the homelander, that's for sure

>>95360766
I just figured OP was being sarcastic

>>95360963
prety sure my mom can beat a skiny liberal art student
>>95360969
he was raised since childhood to be a pruduct and then he was forced to belive he did horible things he didnt did

>>95361086
>he didnt did
WHOA

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The last panel pretty much says it all.

>>95361117
it was black noir homelander only started to act like a maniac because he belive he ddi hose things

>>95361144
God, the hate-sex must be amazing on Krypton-3.

>>95361136
butcher was also a gigantic cunt

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>>95361158
so that makes him even more pathetic. from conception, to his death, the homelander was never his own man. he never tried to make his own way.

>>95361192
Why the fuck are his pants down

>>95361158
He was still a depressed drunk before that

>>95358131
Poor guy got a pretty raw deal. He was pretty much forced into becoming a psychotic, murderous cunt. Never had a chance to actually become a real person.

>>95361211
It says right there; he's trying to do, but can't.

>>95361211
He was using Old Glory as a cumflag.

>>95361086
>he was raised since childhood to be a pruduct and then he was forced to belive
Firstly no one forced him to believe shit. It's says alot about a person that they're such a shitty human being they can be convinced they did such inhumane things. Secondly he had no excuse for being such a retard. He had every chance to not be such a massive prick, the power to change and he didn't. He's just like the Public Spirit. No one demanded that he was perfect only that he wasn't a shitty person.

>>95361180
Honestly, I'm having trouble thinking of someone in that series who wasn't.

>>95361230
That's stupid.

>>95361192
>homelander was never his own man
ne he wasnt thats the point he never had the change, is like judging someone who is kidnaped by isis and is raised as a terrorist
>>95361215
but he wasnt a psycho

>>95361241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7QvnhJgeA

>>95361233
Hughie, Starlight, Mother's Milk and Super-Duper and the G team Hughie was apart of.

>>95361211
They never really explained that... the only guess I could have is that Garth Ennis wanted to paint a scene where Homelander looks pathetic enough that he might actually kill someone if they were to witness it. Just crying is nothing, but bawwwing with your pants down while in the fetal position? Oof.

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>>95361233
shame on you

>>95361239
So is taking anything the Homelanders says as advice

>>95361086
really hope english isn't your first language, how embarrassing

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>Enough. You're parked in a no whining zone. Take some responsibility. Peter is not the reason you failed. You wanna pass a test? Study. You wanna be popular? Be popular. Take control of your destiny, boy. Harry, life's pretty simple. You cowboy up and do what you have to do.

>>95361337
>You wanna be popular? Be popular.
great advice from a millionaire. It's a little bit harder than that when you're a kid in high school

>>95361241
The beard of my neck grew as I read this!

>>95361168
I have always been curious about Themyscria on Earth 3. Would it be like an all-female torture dungeon on Apokolips?

>>95361390
It was actually a fair chuckle when I read it in context for the first time.

>>95361351
If you want to do something you either get it done or fail at it and accept that you can't have it. Whining about it is unacceptable.
This is why I hate any sentence that starts with "We should have". Anything that comes out of there is just meant to beat you up and contribute nothing.

>>95361434
Think more like 300. You probably have to survive a gauntlet from the age of 10 in order to be given the time of day.

>>95361472
That would be kinda cool. Less Greece, more Sparta, all tits.

>>95361351
By extension Harry is a millionaire who goes to a public school. Can't be that hard for him

>>95361463
>This is why I hate any sentence that starts with "We should have".
does it remind you of your parents talking about the abortion that they cancelled?

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>>95361594
Sick burn brah. Totally epic.

>>95361626
cut a nigga deep huh

>>95361626
No no, he's got a point