Why does Cartman hate Kyle so much?

Eric's a sociopath

>>95355728
Jew or not, Kyle is an entitled shit who absolutely deserves everything awful he has coming for him.

>>95355728
>implying it's hate

>>95355728
Pretty obvious Cartman's harboring some homoerotic feelings for Kyle.

>>95355923
Delete this. Kyle is good.

>>95355728
Kyle's large Alaskan hat makes his little beanie with the flat puffy ball inadequate.

>>95356206
Kyle is the most annoying character I've ever witnessed in Animated television

>>95355728
I think he realizes he gets the most reaction out of Kyle and we all know how much of an attention whore Cartman is.

>>95355923
Hi Eric

>>95355728
Why does Kyle hate Cartman so much?

Kenny > Kyle > Cartman > Stan

>>95357401
Kenny > Cartman > Stan > Kyle

Stan represents Trey and Cartman is Trey's self-hatred. They're both obsessed with Kyle, but Cartman's awful about it.

>>95355728
Kyle is the most easily riled. Stan can let Cartman stuff go for the most part, and Kenny laughs, but Kyle gets bothered and that's why Eric focuses on him.

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>>95357401
Stan > Cartman > Kenny > shit > Kyle

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>>95356284
Go home Eric.

>>95357495
Stan never really gives a shit about Kyle, interestingly enough.

>>95355728
Because Kyle is worst character. Also, there were a lot of times they straight-up screwed Cartman over and rarely cared, like when they crucified him because Kyle thought it would cure his dad's erectile dysfunction.

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>>95357401
>>95357449
>Stan that low

End yourselves.

>>95357551
I'm not even a big fan of Cartman, but Kyle is absolute shit. He's never funny and is just all around annoying whenever he shows up in a scene.
His entire character is nothing but self-righteousness.

>>95357551
Look dude.

Only a retard would deny the fact that cartman is a miserable asshole and he deserves punishment for the crimes he commits (except the last season one, he deserves to get back at the boys who got pussywhipped to the point of betrayal).

But kyle, even if he is 'on the right side' he is just as much of an asshole as cartman is.

>>95357634
Even his dad called him out on it recently when Kyle asked him about something.

>>95357495
It's always been Stan = Trey and Kyle = Matt. That's why, you know, they voice those characters.

>>95357707
Yeah, the original idea for Stan and Kyle was based around their friendship. Cartman was intended to be this Archie Bunker-esque character.

>>95357707
But both Trey and Matt agree they're more similar to Cartman.
Trey now says he relates more to Randy.

>>95357645
Yep, that's why Kyle never gets an episode solely based around him but Stan and Cartman get theirs a lot.
Even Kenny has gotten a few.

>>95357401
Cartman > Kenny > Kyle > Stan

>>95357748
Good. It should stay that way. Kyle is too uninteresting and whiny.

>>95357766
>>95357401
>ranking Stan last
>ranking him behind shitty Kyle
Explain your reasoning, anons.

>>95357766
No.

>>95357720

They said that Cartman is their dark side.

Randy being Trey's new self inself is hardly a surprise. Trey is the third Randy in his family (Thus the Trey nick name) and so SP Randy went from repping Trey's Dad to Trey once Trey got old. Thus why Randy went through a massive personality change compared to early seasons.

pre-modern Cartman > modern Kyle > pre-modern Stan > Kenny > modern Stan > modern Cartman > pre-modern Kyle

Cartman>Stan>Kenny>Kyle

the show is nothing without cartman

>>95355728
Kyle reacts to his insanity in a way that has now turned into obsessive attraction

>>95358499
>modern Kyle above anything

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He's treating the jew like he should be. Ye- yeeeah yeah

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>>95357401
Why do people like kenny? He really doesn't do much. Also Cartman>kyle>stan>kenny

>>95360023
They see themselves in the reflection of kenny as the awkward outlier in their circle of friends in middle school and sympathize with him

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>>95355728

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>>95356285
>>95357506
>>95357634
>>95358774
Kyle and Cartman are perfect for each other for exactly these reasons. Cartman gets a permanent audience for his antics and Kyle gets an evil asshole to be morally superior to no matter what. They justify each other's vices of acting out or making gay speeches.
e n d g a m e

>>95360234
>without it having anything to do with the ginger I'm attracted to

Wait, what?

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>>95360234
>>95360241
When are Matt and Trey going to stop beating around the bush and have these two fuck already?

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>>95357766
Same ranking as me
Stan is a boring shit

>>95360544
Fuck you, You're Getting Older was GOAT.

>>95360544
I don't understand how people can find anyone but Kenny the least boring. Nigger doesn't even do shit.

>>95360659
He doesn't do shit so it's harder to hate him whereas modern Stan is either being a hippie douche or licking Wendy's pussy

>>95357401
Kenny > Stan > Cartman > Butters>>>>>>>>Kyle

>>95357401
Honestly, Kyle and Stan have no personality so they're pretty interchangeable
Cartman > Kenny > Stan = Kyle

>>95360801
Stan has a personality, it's just very bland and everyman. Kyle, not so much.

>>95361999
kyle is a whiny self-righteous jew

>>95357401
disgusting

>>95355728
many times a person has a seeming hatred for the person they bear affection for.

I want kyman fans to leave

>>95360234
shit that's subtle

>>95360023
Kenny doesn't get very many episodes to himself but they're always good ones.

>>95360234
But Kyle is a daywalker!

>>95362174
they're never leaving, anon. they just won't die

>>95355728
Cartman has some kind of psychotic crush on Kyle.

>>95362479
We'll die when the ship sinks. Better be patient

>>95357512
Well in Stan's eyes everything is complete shit. I share his sentiment.

Because Kyle keeps getting in his way/stopping him from doing stuff/foiling his plans.

Really, if Kyle wasn't Jewish, Cartman would probably be fine with Jews.

>>95356284
Eric, Heidi was too good for you.

>>95357401
Cartman>Kyle>Butters>>>Kenny>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stan

>>95356206
>Good
He is a entitled shit, the gigner cow episode showed that
That fact doesnt make Cartman better than him, in fact the 4 boys are assholes in different ways

>>95362939
Kill yourself

>>95360484
These two have been my favourite /co/ OTP for ages now.

>>95362757
the ship's pretty much dead though, kyle's shown no romantic interest in cartman and never will

>>95363072
None of them have shown romantic interest in each other, except maybe Cartman. That won't stop shippers.

>>95363133
Yeah, Cartman's technically shown interest in Kyle but that's never going to be reciprocated, considering what he's put Kyle through.

>>95363201

Like, ya know, gave him AIDS.

>>95363230
And the whole ginger cow incident.

>>95363072
The ship is as alive as ever

Its pretty much canon that Cartman is a Psychopathic closeted homo sexual degenerate.

Remember that time Cartman sucked Butters dick?

Remember that time he wanted Kyle to suck his ball?

Remember when he was ok with being people thinking he was gay with Kyle even though he apparently hates him so much?

Remember that time he fantasized about Cupid Me fucking him while masturbating on toilet?

>>95364322
He also ate vials of Butter's cum, although everyone did

>>95355728
Kyle is the group's morality, and Cartman represents the opposite of that. Kyle is always the first to call Cartman out for being an asshole, and Cartman being the narcissist that he is both loves and hates him for it.

>>95356285
Exactly. It's this. It's always been this.

>>95363600
Kyle literally finds cartman disgusting

>>95365126
there have been times when he's shown he'd be willing to be friends with cartman if he changed/reformed. it's not cartman himself that kyle finds disgusting, it's his behaviors.

>>95355728
Because Kyle is the three J's
Jew
Ginger
Jersey

>>95362939
No.

>>95365478
Still doesn't mean Kyle would date him.

>>95357401
Butters > Kenny = Kyle = Cartman = Stan > Pip

>>95357401
Butters > Jimmy > Craig > everyone else

>>95365998
He's the most likely character Kyle would date

>>95357401
they're all good for different reasons and the gruop wouldn't work with any of them gone. there was an episode where they try and replace kenny that proves this.

Why do people hate Stan so much? I always thought he was just pretty average.

>>95360023
Kenny's not there to be the mouthpiece or central plot character. He's just a cool little dude with a funny character gimmick, and anytime he DOES get his own episode, his personality and strengths shine through. His design is iconic, and he's oddly cute. I like Kenny, man, what's there not to like?

>>95360023
>great older brother to his little sister
>openly heterosexual with a fondness for big bewbs
>immortal
>helped Butters travel to Hawaii without expecting anything in return
>is an actual superhero that has actually stopped crime and destruction before
How is Kenny not the best of the boys

Early seasons
Cartman > Kenny > Kyle > Stan
Now
Kenny > Kyle > Stan > Cartman

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Tweek and Craig> Butters>Kyle> Stan> Kenny> Cartman
We all suposed to hate this fucker, thats the point oh his character

>>95360023
When they actually do things with him, its very good.

It just doesn't happen very often sadly, but when it does it's top notch everytime.

>>95366537
He also always have the best episodes

>>95362975
how is Kenny an asshole?

>>95362939
Actually one of the better lists. Though i wouldn't be that cruel to stan.

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>>95366537
Because they're all faggots.
Stan best boy

Stan > Kyle > Kenny > Butters > Cartman

I hate Cartman so fucking much, but at the same time, if I was Kyle, I'd probably just ask him to fuck me.

>>95357401
Butters>Kenny>Cartman>>POWERGAP>>Craig>Jimmy>Stan>Timmy>>POWERGAP>>Pip>Token>Kyle>Wendy

>>95356284
Even Lisa Simpson?

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And you could have it all, my empire of dirt.

>>95357401
LoL

Cartman is what make SouthPark watchable.

>>95366756
>does fucking nothing
>barely any character
>Mysterio episodes besides the first ones were shit
>only known for memeshit

Kenny a shit

>>95366066
Butters is Randy/Garrison tier unbearable.

>>95355728
He doesn't hate him he just likes to rip on and mess with him. Deep down they're friends.

Cartman > Kyle > Butters > Stan > Kenny

>>95368903
Honestly it made me really worried so many here put cartman so low. I just hope it was because of the recent episode destroying shippers and not because so many people here have shit taste

>>95369353
I-I out cartman #1 anon. Pls no bully

>>95362975
yeah take that back, Kenny's an angle

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Stan is cutest and most relataeble boy.

You're all faggots.

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>>95362939
>this list

>>95369577
Dubs confirmed, Stan a best

You know what would be nice? If Stan and Kenny got some focus again. They basically were non-existent last season.

>>95369656
Yep, quality of SP really went down the shitter when the focus of the boys as a group became non existent and started focusing on the townspeople. Also Kyle episodes are the fucking worst.

>>95369656
They should an episode like the one with The Passion where Stan and Kenny do something without Kyle or Cartman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWxHgbRdgME

>>95357401
Cartman > Kenny > Stan > Kyle

>>95369656
I'm really tired of the show focusing on everyone BUT the 4 main boys. Cartman gets focus, but that's about it.

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>>95369695
Yes please. They are the best boys after all

>>95369968
Also the sexiest.

>>95357720
>>95358471
Wouldn't that make Kenny their righteous and sinful side?

https://twitter.com/DanJackson415/status/908928246711906305

>>95357449
The right order

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>>95355923
Fuck off Cartman.

>>95357401
Stan>Cartman>Kyle>Kenny

Kenny's only good for dying. Also Stan being a little shit is always the funniest part of the show.

>>95370233
That's pretty funny.

>>95357401
Cartman > Butters >> Stan > Kenny > Kyle

I love Butters and all the shit he has done together with Cartman and even on his own. Butters has way more personality than Kyle,Kenny and Stan combined.

>>95368457
>>95369560

If you're not him or his sister, expect indifference at best.

https://exhentai.org/g/1115973/ae5168014c/

i'll just leave this here

>>95355728
Eric is gay and he wants fuck Kyle or more likely he wants to be fucked by Kyle.

>>95369560
>kenny's an angle
Acute angle?

>>95369577
>most relataeble boy
what a miserable fuck you must be

>>95371599
I think he can be pretty obtuse at times, but he's right more often than not

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So a some of the right leaning YouTube outlets are putting out there opinions of the episode, think they got what it's about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I5I0Vd1lk0

>>95357401

Kenny > Butters > Clyde >Tweek > Jimmy >Cartman > Token > Craig > Scott > Dogpoo > Kyle > Jason > David > Stan

Even rarely used characters like Pip, Kevin, Jason, Mark, Bradley, Francis, Dogpoo, Damian, Gary, Ze Mole and Gregory are cute.

>>95355923
It didn't used to be like that. In the earlier seasons, Kyle was ofthen the voice of reason. In later years Kyle is often used to show the SJW nutcases opinions and Cartman is used to show the alt-right nutcases opinion while Stan often is the everyman.

>>95372449
I think that every time a group gets an episode making fun of them they blow up like they're the only group the show ever takes jabs at.

I thought the episode was pretty funny. Had some nice subtle humour and Cartman was really on point.

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>>95372704
>rarely used characters like Pip
>Pip

Anon...I

>all the sexy nazi cartman/camp member kyle kyman fanart the teenage fujos drew back in the day

They would never get away with that shit today.

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>>95373141
Pip should return.

>>95373242
Fujos these days have no balls

>>95373242
I remember reading a Nazi kyman fanfic a while back and loved it, it was pretty fucking hot.

>>95366467

>an episode

it was 2 seasons

>>95356285
this, it's why Cartman had a mental breakdown that one time when Kyle ignored him and Cartman had to hang out with Butters all the time. Cartman could say the most horrible shit and butters would just laugh and ignore it.

>>95374592
You need to re-watch that episode again.

Kyle's family left and while Cartman was initially happy, he didn't like how Butters was a doormat who didn't stand up for himself. Cartman ended up saving the Broflaskis from the Smug.

>>95374858

He's talking about a different episode,

The KFC one

>>95366377
Nah

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>>95372649
>dogpoo that low

>>95366377
He'd rather date Stan or Kenny then Cartman. Atleast those two wouldn't treat him like shit.

>>95374955
Duse, everyone ignored him.

And it was more of a comical mistake of thinking he was dead than going insane.

>>95355728
Cartman represents everything that is wrong with US (or to be precise everything that is wrong about bad people in US, from the authors' perspective). among other things, he hates Jews, wants them dead and simultaneously maintains twisted kind of friendly relationship with one, wants his money and wants him around to be able to hate him unconditionally and unapologetically. don't want to delve into /pol/ but American antisemitism is a very unique thing and Cartman kinda a miniature model of it

>>95355728
Because Kyle is a Jew, Ginger and from Jersey.

>>95378271
There is no need to bump this late in the thread. Tomorrow night we'll get a preview for next weeks episode, then we'll have more to talk about.

Should I watch South Park?
I'm not watching all the show, but I want to watch some of the last seasons. Where should I start?

>>95378847
Start out with the movie and pilot episode, it's a good intro to the show.
Then watch Seasons 7-10, those are the best.

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>>95378847
If you have watched the show before, then you'd know the best stuff was from seasons 6 to 10.

If you just want to watch some from the most recent seasons. Anything from season 19, or the first 3 episodes from season 18. Also Crippled Summer and That episode were Butters gets sent to a pray the gay away camp.