ITT we come up with cool rick and morty adventures

>>95344422
They give Richard Dawkins a blowjob while he reads his book out loud.

>>95344422
Beth, Jerry, Summer, Rick, and Morty all play a Matrix-like game of Dungeons and Dragons. They can die but they'll just be taken out of the game and won't actually die.

They could use this time to air grievances and Jerry could cut off Rick's head.

Rick and Morty travel to the baseball demension and have an orgy with joe dimaggio and marilyn monroe

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Rick and Morty cross over with Gravity Falls to stop Bill Cipher. Oh wait! That's already gonna happen.

But hey that's just a theory...

>>95344506
Rent free.

>>95344422
Morty wakes up after having an odd dream, late for school. He hurries up to get to class, and everything seems fine until an IED blows up the world
Morty wakes up after having an odd dream, late for school...

>>95344666
Of course you'd be behind this, Satan.

>>95344422
Crossover with Xavier Renegade Angel. Rick and Morty travel to the Xavier world.

>>95344422
Morty goes to clown college and ends up becoming a double for Clown Morty from dimension C-287, to do press events for him. Meanwhile Clown Morty gets in some heat with the Italian mafia and must pay up some money he doesn't have. The mafia end up kidnapping Morty C-137 while opening a new Shoahney's, taking him to Mafia headquarters. Clown Morty also shows up and it ends up with a hilarious montage of clown tricks to try and prove either of them are not the real Clown Morty. Then after pulling off the special loop-de-loop trick (foreshadowed earlier) successfully together, the Mafia don is so impressed he lets them go.

Morty drops a vial of some hazardous chemical on himself and Rick takes him to a dimension where a cure is readily available. Rick then successfully cures Morty, only for Morty to infect himself with another chemical/virus native to the dimension they are currently in and prompting Rick to take Morty to yet another dimension where a cure is readily available. Repeat until 22 minutes are fill and sprinkle in Rick screaming "YOU'RE GONNA DIE MORTY!" each time Morty infects himself.

>>95344539

no, dean's already done this.

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>>95344637

Rick and Bill wouldn't fight they'd just get wasted and lie around in a pile of vomit together like their respective creators/voice actors do.

>>95344422
The show is canceled, and in it's place a funnier, more interesting show is produced.

>>95344422
When Morty tries to translate a set of robot maid instructions, he takes a one-day remedial class at a Galactic Government school. Morty learns that after a point is reached in technology, being smart doesn't make you special, it just means that you understand more of everything. Including the reasons why people are disappointing animals. Also, Rick was patronizing Beth for years for being a veterinarian, which is the equivalent of high stakes sewing tournaments. And that Earth's big businesses' holding back of personal robots for the working class people only keeps Earth behind it's own development curve, preventing a star trek utopia. And keeping Earth a version of a cowboy planet, so that the big business people can slowly fill one piggybank with small denomination GG coins. Afterwards, it montages that it takes strenuous and slightly tragic labour by dozens of people to make, ship, and sell Summer the pair of shoes she buys on a whim. Meanwhile a GG replicator effortlessly and without waste makes a pair for Morty that is lots of things- proof, a perfect fit, and will last about 10 years. He doesn't like that the laces-eyes end one number shorter than his previous earth-made pair.

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There are literally eight Rick and Morty threads already up, Jesus Christ. Either make a general thread or fuck off with this clutter.

>>95344773
I know you dislike the show man but I just imagined a wonder showzen esque battle where rick realizes a new show is about to take his place and he goes to war with it shiiiieeeet that's be pretty interesting.

>>95344680

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HEY MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO LE RICKLE

Jessica and Rick switch bodies. Morty has to fuck one of them to switch them back. both parties must be conscious during the fucking

>>95344708
That's such a good idea
You could write for television

>>95344422

Episode is called "Rick and Famous" And deals with the Rick who created Jerryboree

Episode is called cool hand rick and just has rick forcing morty to eat eggs for 22 minutes

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>>95344422
>handsome, cool boy transfers to Morty's school
>even though he's popular with all the other cool kids, he's interested in Morty
>a monster attacks and almost kills the new boy, but Morty saves him and stops the monster
>after this event, the new guy basically follows Morty around everyone, calling him smart and cool, basically being the first person to ever compliment him
>however, the new boy places his hand on Morty's, but this just freaks him out and causes him to start avoiding the new boy
>some day later, Morty comes home only to see the new boy and Rick in a gunfight
>it's revealed that the new boy is actually an assassin hired to kill Rick and had been using Morty to get close to him
>new boy gets the upper advantage and is about to kill Rick, but Morty steps in the way and begs him not to
>this causes the new boy to pause long enough for Rick to kill him
>Morty is traumatized by watching the new boy blown up or whatever way Rick kills him
>episode ends leaving it ambiguous as to whether the new boy actually cared about Morty

Either that or a Miami Morty episode.

Something something Donald Trump something something femenism something something atheism

>>95344983
Anon I think you just want Gay Porn

Will somebody please just hold my terryflaps?

>>95344422
Rick journeys through the inside of a horse's anus.

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>>95344422
Posted in a different thread.

>Rick and Morty go to a barren planet in a past dimension and plant crystal seeds. Hoping those seeds would turn the planet into a trippy crystal garden. They leave.

>1 year later, they return. Except the crystals have evolved into a race of intergalactic conquerors. Putting the duo in a very awkward situation with their 'creations'.

>>95344980
fuck you why is this funny

>>95344980
>you have to eat all the eggs morty!

Season 4 of 26 episodes. LET'S GO /co/
>1: The Rickening: When Rick comes back from the previous episode's cliffhanger location, he runs for president against Morty.
>2: Internet Rick: Rick and Morty go into the internet for horrible demise on sites such as 4chan, KnowYourMeme, Twitter, Tumblr, PornHub, XVideos, SomethingAwful, EBaums, YTMND, Google, FaceBook, Omegle, Gelbooru, Lemonparty and many more surprises!
>3: Pickle Morty: Morty tries to be cool so he becomes a pickle too. Now, Rick must turn himself into a Pickle and find Pickle Morty out in the world.
>4: Interdimensional Cable 3: TV epicness broh.
>5: Interdimensional Cable 3: Part 2: More TV epicness broh.
>6: Rick-layed Again: Rick breaks the fourth wall to figure out why his show keeps getting delayed.
>7: The Rick-Mazing World of Gumball: Rick teleports into the world of Elmore and meets Gumball. Rick helps Gumball finally be "the good guy".
>8: Rickbillies: Rick and Morty meet the Squidbillies in an epic roadie adventure.
>9: Rick TV: Rick gets a reality TV show a-la Maury and Steve Wilkos.
>10: Red-Pilled Rick and Marxist Morty

>>95344983
Getting eva vibes from this, was that on purpose?

>>95344422
I want to see Summer confront Tammy.

>>95344980
Problem Morty? You have to *burp* eat all the eggs morty. Once you do something great is gonna happen. Its gonna be magical morty *burrrrp* and i dont even believe in magic. Just keep eating those eggs *bur* morty.

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>>95345225
Yes. I want Morty to have his own Kaworu.

Rick accidentally fuses Morty with every atom in the known universe.

>Jeez Rick, I'm omnipotent!

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These are some good ideas lads! I want everyone in this thread to know that i'm stealing all of this for my shitty fanfiction tier rpg campaign, thanks mates.

Jerry, after some soul searching and eating the last of the stuff he had in the fridge, has a brilliant idea and decides to become a researcher. Despite a lot of zany failures, he manages to get on the right track towards this great new discovery.

But his experiments set off some of Rick's scanning equipment and Rick rushes over, thinking it's something like a portal randomly opening up to that one super awesome dimension he visited one time but forgot the coordinates to. He's very disappointed and sarcastic on discovering it's Jerry. He badgers him constantly on how shitty his work, life, and clothes are and keeps asking Jerry how he even figured out half this stuff. Jerry gets a little smug at seeing Rick being threatened.

Jerry eventually even corrects Rick on a technical issue, leading Rick to get obsessed with one-upping him. He even tries to use Beth to distract Jerry, but Jerry is focused and after some thought, decides they have different lives to lead. Beth of course, shows a hint of wanting for Jerry after seeing his indifference to her, despite not wanting to be there at first. Rick ends up getting so worked up over it that he threatens Jerry with a portal gun trip to the blender dimension or something. Morty is trying to talk him down and things look intense. But suddenly it's revealed that Jerry just had some crazy megafruit that got into his fridge somehow and it wears off in that second for the immediate payoff.

1/2

>>95345815
Morty, going back to being jaded, gives his dad some offhand advice and lays out some new underwear for him for when it wears off, saying Rick never warned him about the incontinence when it happened to him. Rick is smug and triumphant, saying that winners don't need enhancements, despite an attempt earlier in the episode for Rick to increase his brain activity. He leaves, saying Jerry's invention was all bullshit anyway. As they leave Jerry to have his seizures alone in the dark, the invention in the corner accidentally turns on (maybe by some mutant rat Rick created when trying to compete with Jerry) and it shows it goes to that awesome dimension Rick wanted. But thanks to Rick and Morty leaving and Jerry wigging out, nobody sees it happen. The portal fades away.

2/2

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In an effort to pull Morty off a new violent videogame, Rick takes Morty to a dimension thats just like ours except humans are much more damage resilient, making frequent outbursts of moderate scale violence the norm.
just like a grand theft auto video game xd

>>95344980
sounds like zim eats waffles

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Obviously Morty goes on an adventure with the coolest Rick ever.

To prove that he's a capable person, Morty tries to reach the moon without Rick's help.

He succeeds.

>>95344917
Hooooot

Female Morty episode. It can all be genderbent, Rick can either be normal or female. Just a stand alone episode of Rick taking Mortica on an adventure, just a slower episode with a cutie girl assistant

>>95346350
This would actually be fun
>Morty's eureka moment when he realizes that he actually knows what to do just from prior experience and muscle memory
>Morty receiving world wide attention and praise
>Rick is butt hurt because to him getting to the moon is nothing
>Rick's inner conflict between his narcissism and his aloofness
>"What, you think this is impressive!? All he's doing is propelling himself to a single destination! Big woop! I guess the word 'genius' has really lost its meaning to people these days."
>Morty gets a confidence boost, and newfound appreciation for what Rick does for him
>Rick is secretly proud

It's too positive and genuine to ever be made.

>>95346572
Or the genderbending machine breaks and morty grows infinity vaginas until he looks like a sponge.