What the fuck is his problem?

>>95344041
violently repressed homosexuality

>>95344064
nah he isn't a fag

he just loves himself too much

Matt and Trey fucked up his characterization.

>>95344095
But he is a boy. If he loves himself, and he is a boy, he is a fag.

>>95344095
You might be on to something. The only gay stuff that's present is when it literally involves himself raping himself.

>>95344128
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>>95344095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-HjeWuJasw

>>95344128
He likes motorcycles?

>>95344118
How so?

>>95344041
Whats wrong with standing up to abuse?

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>>95344041
remember when South Park was funny?

He's Eric Cartman.

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He is written by a couple of left wing cucks.

remember when South Park was actually good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DBf1cIuDQ

>>95344041
He is genuinely evil, and no one so far had the balls to kill him yet.

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>>95344155
Does liking motorcycles lead to a lowered interest in females?
You might be on to something, pic related.

>>95345687
No.

>>95344041
missing father figure

>>95346049
>It's been 6, going on 7 years and we're all still pretty pissed off about Yugioh 5D's.
Goddamn. I mean, I sure am, at any rate.

>>95346140
I got so mad at the end of Dark Signer arc I dropped it immediately.
Fuck undoing all that character development man.

>>95346090
/thread

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>>95345687
>We will never get another Starvin Marvin episode.

>>95346207
>Hey let's turn Crow into a good guy, completely derailing the story they had at one point, because Blackwings son! Ah what the hell, lets give him a dragon THAT WAS NEVER SHOW IN THE BACKSTORY and say it was there all along and make HIM a Signer
>Let' turn Aki from the strong third wheel like Joe was, into a cheerleader that barely duels (let's also remove a planned arc for her)
>Let's also remove practically all magic and ancient stuff from the show (even though it's been a part of Yugioh since the beginning) all because one of our staff members was part of a cult

I still love 5Ds but dam, I wish these changes never happened

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>>95346491
hurts donut?

>>95344095
Didn't he suck Butters's dick or something.

>>95345687
I remember when it had its own brand of humour and wasn't a crapton of MA violence and internet slang.

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>>95344041
aside frome being a sociopathic cunt he's also a fat piece of shit. He's basically pic related

>>95346987
I don't follow, are you saying Cartman is the tossed chair that starts fights, or did you mean to get pic of guy throwing chair?

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>>95346090
Ever since the le petit tourette episode i felt kinda bad when he admitted that he sometimes cries at night because he doesn't have a dad. Doesn't help that his mother is a whore and which whole town knows about and his friends give him shit about it too. I do like him as a evil cunt though. The show would be nothing without him.

>>95345687
I miss when it was kids being kids.

>he's not a girl
>he's not a woman
>he's something you would never understand
>but he would die for me

>>95344041
>people took his relationship super-cereal

Multiple problems which the show has addressed at length

1 no dad/being lied to over his mom being a she male to hide that his dad was a married man who was a famous retired football player who wanted nothing to do with cartman

2 mom is a whore/crack head into doing German shit porn and bdsm for money

3 clearly is jealous of kyle, in particular his friendship with Stan

4 his mom spoils him rotten to compensate for no man wanting her for anything other than a pump and dump sexual encounter

5 the kids at school hate him and mock him for his weight

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>>95345704

Pretty sure hes a psychopath.

>>95344041
He's a parody of a trope where a character is one of the protagonists and is a jerk on the surface, most of the time this character deep down has redeemable qualities, however cartman is actually worse than he seems

>>95344041
He found out that women aren't funny.

>>95344041
He´s a sociopath, he can´t understand what other people feel and wouldn´t care in doing good things unless he gets a benefit from it.

>>95345687
Not as such, no.