Who would win in a fight?

>>95333659
>cheese ray

>>95333659
Jimmy. He can breath in space and has a cheese gun. He'd turn Rick into Cheese before he does anything.

>>95333659
Cheese ray.

>>95333713
What if Rick turns himself into cheese?

>>95333659
It needs to be tiny Rick so they can look each other in the eye

>>95333713
Rick has the technology to turn people into pickles. He'd turn Jimmy into a pickle before he activates the cheese ray.

>>95333697
>>95333728
>>95333713
whos to say Rick can't shoot one of his rays faster than jimmy?

>>95333749
I'M CHEESY RICK

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>>95333796
Fuck you, anon.

>>95333697
>>95333728
H-HEY JIMMY ITS ME
CHEEEESE RICK
WUBABBABLUDUBDUB

>>95333784
Rick is old and drunk.
Jimbo is younger, sober, and a quickshot

Jimbo also has more friends/expendable minions than Rick to help him.

>>95333827
Okay so the real question is Carl Vs Morty.

>>95333827
>Rick is old and drunk.
This doesn't matter when he consistency kills young law officers/agents of multiple species in shoot outs and fights.

>>95333856
Morty. hes in better health and has been getting more and more ruthless as of late. Carl would be an amorphous blob before he could make a second creepy comment about someones mother.

If it was Morty vs Sheen it would be more up in the air, Sheens a psychopath.

>>95333956
In the Jimmy Neutron ride Carl gains the ability to transform people into Lamas and banish people. The wand would operate faster than the enlargement ray.

>>95334025
>Jimmy Neutron ride
...this is a thing?
Id still bet on beserk Morty going ham on Carl though

>>95334064
Was a thing. Universal took it down in favor of a minions ride.

>>95333697
>watch that turns people in snakes

>>95334193
>doesnt actually turn people into snakes...

>>95334239
kills them pretty good though

>>95333659
I don't know, child of Brandon Small and Philip Fry?

>>95333895
Jimmy killed a whole alternate evil earth. And a sentient robot from the future.
He ain't afraid to kills someone. That coupled with his youth and agility make a bigger threat.

Jimmy can just barinblast and automatically figure out Rick's weakness.

>>95334280
>>95334303
this is all assuming Rick doesnt drunkenly destroy Jimmys earth by pure accident while hes off on a bender though

>>95334280
>coupled with his youth and agility
but that's what im saying
Rick may be 70 something, but he's been shown to be as fast and strong as someone in their 20's-30's.

>>95333659
The real fight would be Hugh vs Jerry

>>95335364
No it wouldn't
Hugh wins 10/10 times

>>95333659
Jimbo doesn't self sabotage himself as much since he's not depressed and he's a harem protagonist so he wins in life but Rick is a Mary Sue so he wins in a fight.

>>95333659
S O D I U M C H L O R I D E

>>95335463
this is the main problem
Jim is faced with problems he cant quite overcome and has to deal with it
Rick is faced with...pretty much just problems he creates himself, the rest he murders at his own whim

Jimmy really doesnt stand a chance against a character who ignores consquences as a narrative device

>>95333713
Rick's technology is so advanced that it's almost magic-like and he makes most of this god-like technology out of scrap.

Sure you could say the same about Jimmy but Rick just seems leaps and bounds more advanced. Also being a seventy year old prodigy means he has more experience then Jimmy.

>>95333659
Jimmy would have qualms about killing Rick wouldn't. Jimmy's hesitation would let Rick win

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Could Rick alone beat Skeet?

Gotta blast vs BURP HAHA

Reminder that when Jimmy and Cindy swapped minds, the only solution Jimmy proposed is transplanting each others memories into the matching bodies and making each other pretend they were the other person

The real Jimmy is in Cindiys body, this Jimmy is Cindy with all of Jimmys memories and knowledge, thinking she is Jimmy

Jimmy is unbeatable so long as Cindy (the real Jimmy) lives.