Bust & Dick Sizes

>>95329472
Logan is a tripod. It's the only way it makes sense.

>>95329472
>X-23 is a womanlet.
Who do I have to maim for this stupid idea. She's always drawn as tall as the other girls. SHE IS NOT SHORT!

>>95329606
It's not her fault she has shitty genes.

>>95329472
>Labels Kitty as Magik
>Labels Jean Grey as Kitty
>Does not actually have a graphic for Magik
>Doesn't actually list Jean Grey

>>95329606
>A clone of the most notorious manlet in comics
>Not short
Sorry about your damn luck, Anon.

>>95329606
X-23 is short, SHORT.

>>95329472

I can see Iceman being a gay twink if he is only 5 8

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Big fat dick

>>95329472
Puck has the girth of his namesake.

>>95329472
Gosh darn, Logan.

How do you even move?

>>95329742
To be fair, I was always entertained by the idea his daughter-clone would be taller than him.
Not a giant but 5'5

>>95329472
I'll do a couple:

>Piotr
Hung as a horse, and as thick as a Pringles can. He's probably the ultimate fuck.

>Logan
I think it should be pretty big, otherwise the guy has no reason to get as much tail as he gets. It's probably in the 8"x8" scale.

>Nightcralwer
He canonically has 2 dicks, so even if they're average, the dude has hit the jackpot.

>Warren
He's such a bland character, that I think "average" should sum him up. Like, not even a micropenis, just... 5"x5" or something.

>Scott
I think Emma bragged about him being hung, but I don't remember that. I can see him being a Big Guy,but... I'll leave that up to you.

>Namor
Canon dicklet from Parker's Thunderbolts. Then again, he's comfortable enough to let Osborn see him naked, so either that was bull, or Atlantean dicks are so small, Namor thinks his own is huge.

>Doom
Canon dicklet from Bendis' Mighty Avengers. He has to travel to Arthur's time to get laid by Morgan Le Fay. If that doesn't scream dicklet, I don't know what does.

>Captain America
Probably hung like a horse and thick as a puck, due to the SSS.

>Thor
Esad Ribic did a comission with a naked Thor, and his dick was small-to-average,so I'mgoing with that.

>Loki
Same as Thor, but his was long.Loki's hung bros.

>>95330147
>Esad Ribic did a comission with a naked Thor, and his dick was small-to-average,so I'mgoing with that.
I'm going to call bullshit or that it was flaccid since he has to compete with Bill since they're equal in all things.

>>95330259
It was flaccid, but it was still prettysmall. Even erect, it wouldn't go past 6". Have a link: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2a/e4/9c/2ae49c60f61660ab5aa05fe69907a3f3.jpg

>>95330020
Women are on average 5'' shorter than men.

>>95329606
>Who do I have to maim for this stupid idea.

The artists for drawing everyone the same.

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>>95330147
>>95330259
>Good guys are hung, bad guys have small dicks.
>Except Loki because muh bushi MCU boyfriend.

>>95330147
Literally a cancer tumblr tier post

>>95332898
I don't know if you're agreeing or not... And hey,I based Thor and Loki on the closest thing to canon, so...

>>95333460
>comes in thread named "Bust & Dick Sizes"
>sees post about Dick Sizes
>REEEEEEEE TUMBLR

You're not fitting in anon.