Brainlet. Alcoholic. Dicklet. Villain.

>>95327536
>Dicklet

sauce pls?

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>>95327709

>>95327818
it's obviously erectile dysfunction because of his drinking

>>95327818
Unfair comparison, Gamora has been hollowed out by the deep dicking force of Nova Prime. Tony would need a hulk-buster tier prosthesis to match that.

>brainlet

Pls explain.

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>>95327830
>>95327833
There's more.

>>95327839
Pym, Richards, even T'Challa are all Polymaths. Stark without Extremis is just a one-trick pony. Smart for the real world, but like Beast, he can't compete.

>>95327934
I don't get it

>>95328254
Morgan says she underestimated him, to which Tony replied that he has heard it from tons of women before. He the realizes it makes him sound like a dicklet.

The gist of it is that he has an average/small dick, but knows how to use it. So, women see it, think "oh crap", but then "feel it", and go "that was pretty good", thus, they underestimate him.

>>95328308
That could easily be flipped around the other way.

>>95328333
How?

>>95328340
Like all the women underestimate him because they expect him to have a tiny dick but then he whips it out and it's huge.

>>95327536
Poor.

>>95327536
Virgin, poorfag, nonwhite

>>95327536
he's manlet too thats why he wear armor

>>95327536
He hasn't raped any children yet.

>>95329232
He's 6'1 in the comics.
>>95328474
Eh, that's a stretch. The first thing your mind goes to when you hear "lots of women underestimated me" is "average dick, great technique". Yours is possible as well, but Bendis was going for the latter, and canon is canon, so...

>>95327934
Bendis just loves making characters dicklets, doesn't he? First it was Doom, now it's Stark.

>>95327536
Well, TBCH, the fact that he's such a screw-up and an "average guy" in the cape world is why I like him.

Has Tony always been a manlet or is that RDJ leaking to Tony?

>>95331968
He's 6"1 in the books.

>>95329306
No, the dicklet interpretation is a stretch.

Tony Stark is the only character I can think of who jobs even in his own book.

>>95333185
Sure thing buddy.

>>95329306
>that's a stretch
But instantly jumping to he's a dicklet isn't?

>>95327536
He's not black?

>>95334011
In the Marvel universe, that's a no-no.

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Reminder that 616 Iron Man can never be fixed.

Reminder that the wrong Tony Stark survived Secret Wars.

>>95330035
Brindisi just wants to feel like he is the only dicklet in the world.

>>95330035
>>95335553
I wanted to write "Bendis just wants to feel like he is not the only dicklet in the world.

>>95329115
So miles moreales?

>>95335192
But he's a spic.

>>95335553
>>95335636
Stark is a Chad so he should be packing, but it makes sense for Doom to be a Dicklet. Balkans have some of the lowest averages in Europe, and it makes his obsession with Reed "Can Literally Stretch His Dick" Richards all the better. He's not competiting in a Mind Game, he's competiting in a Dick Length Game with a guy who can stretch it to infinity. It's funny as hell.

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>>95335192
Ultimate Iron Man was an alcoholic with purpose. Specifically he was terrified of climbing into the Iron Man armor and needed a bit of courage to get him through it. He drank because he knew his tumor would kill him long before cirrhosis of the liver would. He cared about his employees like actual family in spite of him having an extremely strained relationship with his own. He was a head over heels romantic when dating Natasha. He continuously employs "Jarvis" because he's sentimental. 1610 Tony is a fucking boss.

>>95329306
>>95333791
Bloody hell, you are one stupid cookie, ennit?

>>95335834
Wasn't he just half-Italian?

>>95335869
one drop.

>>95337022
Sigh, are Italians and Greeks "non-white" now?

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>>95337037
>now

>>95337115
You do know Meds tan, right? And besides, only Burgers are interested in "race wars". The rest of us are too busy with "country wars".