Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Gee whiz, it sure feels like it's been forever since the last episode of South Park, but it's just been a year! Lotsa stuff has happened since then, and now the nice fellers at Comedy Central are going to premiere the new season tonight at 10/9c! Hey, that's two hours from the time of this post! Neato!
>White People Renovating Houses - Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags take to the streets of South Park; Randy comes to grips with what it means to be white in today's society.
Aw hamburgers, a Randy episode? I thought we were going to see AWESOM-O versus Woodland Critter Christmas, I sure hope they weren't just joking about that...
Oh sweet dude, Looking forward to those kid focused episodes... they're gonna be great, that preview pic definitely won't disappoint.
Hope we get plenty of episodes where politics aren't the focus.
Also more highest honor.
Honestly Butters, I really don't care about a new episode of South Park after last seasons shittiness.
I'll wait until tomorrow to see how anon's rate the episode before wasting time watching the episode or not.
How long will pic related last?
What are the chances they get more scenes together this season? What about a whole episode?
>tfw you're at work and you don't have to watch two Colorado faggots fail to comprehend white people frustrations and proceed to just call them bigots
I really do hope they weren't joking about that. But at least you're aware so I'm sure we'll get some nice comfy small scale episodes this season. And much as I hate to be a shipfag, I hope Heidi and Cartman have an interesting dynamic going forward. There's a lot of ways to go with that and I'm looking forward to seeing where it goes (if anywhere)
>How long will pic related last?
Will Mintberry Crunch be in FBW and will I get the opportunity to kick his ass? That's what matters to me right now.
Characters we miss:
>white american* people frustrations
Creating spacegoats to project all their frustraions in easily identifiable targets, instead of the complex cause of the actual problem? Looks like the kind of thing that SP would do.
Has butters accepted he is one of the worst characters next to randy?
Trips confirms long lasting relationship.
>South Park makes fun of the left
>lol so funneh BTFO
>South Park makes fun of Trump
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORST SEASON EVER
/pol/ is just the right wing tumblr. Somehow saying that made /pol/babies misconstrue that as me saying both parties are the same
I'm starting to think /pol/ is worse t b h
I like the pair but I also want them to introduce a third girl for the new season, make it a subtle running theme.
Will they end the whole member berry or just forget it ever existed
I would rather they end all the bothersome things of the past season in one sitting like Rick and Morty, and just go on rest of the season fresh
Offscreening it is also an option too
It has been said again and again that the show will be episodic again
Even if this thread devolves into /pol/ bullshit, you made this worth my visit.
Based japan. There are some nice western artists out there too.
BUTTERS! What did your mother and I tell you about posting on this rotten website?!
Damien should come back and summon Pip from the depths of Hell so they can go on an adventure. And the Goth Kids can become Damien's followers.
People who hate Trump have also said it's one of the worst seasons ever. I'm inclined to agree considering that I dropped it halfway through it (apparently before it got really bad)
>Protesters armed with tiki torches and confederate flags
Are you guys ready for the return of the greatest superhero of our generation, THE COON? He's really cool, and he fights crime and the hippie agenda. I think we can all agree he makes a difference in this town.
God fucking damn it. My cable box literally just had a seizure and died just as I turned on the TV. Other than K.O. and Rick and Morty this is one of the only things I watch and now it's ruined.
I remember this artist didn't she deleted all of her south park art?
>OP is so afraid of /pol/ hijacking his thread that he has to dump husbando pics as a buffer
Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic
I'm dumping cute pics because this is a fucking image board and I like cute pictures. If you want to be a big blubbering bitch and talk about how SP offended your widdle fee fees this fan art won't stop you.
Cool. Best Scientist in South Park suck it Randy.
Jimbo and Ned are still around. I can't remember the last time they were important, but I don't remember anything happening to them. They were used way more often in earlier seasons.
>That regular cat butthole surrounded by like 6 or 7 asses
They were in World War Zimmerman and ran the weapon shop in Stick of Truth.
Whenever I particularly like a show or thread.
Jeeeez anon, we want to hear about politics, jeeezz what are you like born in 2009
>my PC sucks ass
SoT could run on a toaster I don't see why this would be any different. What kind of shit tier abacus you running?
Trey hates Trump because he has become the living embodiment of the "MY WIFE'S SON" meme after marrying a stripper.
Fun fact: up until The Stick of Truth, in 2014, Ned hadn't spoke since season 5, in 2001.
By making Cartman popular and his behavior normal, M&T all but gave birth to you Kekistani turds. If they're sorry now, good. But I don't expect them to be (and a forced apology would feel faker than fake—that's probably a place where you rightwingers and leftwing me would agree).
OMG you Nazi KKK White supremacist Alt right mens rights gamergate straight cis hetero males are gonna get shaded on so hard
YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS SLAY QUEEN
The fuck? Japan ships Token with Clyde? Why Clyde?
That's weird. I feel like Jimbo has had some lines in the past two or three seasons at least.
eh 's okay
>thinking that shipping works on canon/onscreen interactions/logic
>anno domini 2017
>SHIGU DIGU DOO
Heidi is cute. I wish she had more art.
Leslie is an overrated robobitch.
one of the strangest fan arts I've seen
Member when they dedicated a whole episode around a trapper keeper?
They nailed an aesthetic of child culture that doesn't exists today. I particularly like the "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub" episode myself for those reasons.
Rebecca was cute in an awkward autismal sorta way before she snapped and went full Paris Hilton.
As and ye shall receive little buddy.
This goes out to all the SP girls we'll never hear about again.
there's es literally nothing wrong with my wife's son taking control
BUTTERS !!! Are you paying attention?
Just because you banged paris doesn't mean you are ground-proof mister
Spectrum Tv doesn't offer Comedy Central so now I gotta wait till Tommorow
>see this thread expecting typical triggered /pol/ bullshit
>get cute fan art instead
Kenny has finally awakened. The prophecy is nigh.
SANCTUS. DOMINUS. PLURIBUS. OMNIBUS.
>/pol/ doesn't care about you or cartoons, they consider such things beneath them and rightfully so.
Lmao, that's what they want you to think, but they care. These are the same people who bitch about liberal stuff in video games.
>legit jewish shill
All of you /pol/tards are literally just r/thedonald/
When will these four become a legit subgroup and get their own episode?
So season 20 royally sucked
Lesson? If your gonna make an overarching story based on Real Life events happening around the same time, don't have a major plot point rely on an ongong Election having a certain outcome, at least not without a backup plan.
They didn't expect Trump to win so the entire 2nd half of season 20 fell apart. And now they might have to write out Mr Garrison if it's true that they're not gonna target Trump anymore.
Still want to play Fractured But Whole though
South Park has some severely underrated milfs.
Who's that with Clyde holding the picture of Betsy(RIP)?
They kept adding more and more plot lines instead of resolving existing ones. By the end of the season you had like six different story arcs up in the air. Trey said 'fuck it' and literally hit a giant reset button.
How do you know about /pol/ ?
That's it. BUTTERS YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER.
Before the episode's end, I'm fucking positive. They won't let Cartman stay this way for another season just to see vagina from a distance, that and Cartman not being Cartman takes away a lot of plotlines.
Won't someone PLEASE think of the Nazis!
Kyle has terrible luck with girls so no, I mean giving her some focus
>yfw it's revealed that Heidi has a secret psychotic/racist/narcissistic side that makes her more compatible with Cartman then we know
>mainstream media ever calling out antifa
Cartman should keep being Cartman and think it'll push Heidi away from him, only for it to make her cling even harder.
Until she goes full yandere.
I'd be beyond hype
That's kinda the point. The alt-right have been constantly talked about by the media while antifa has been ignored. I hope they not only call out both groups for their shit but also the media for their bias.
White supremacists get a permit to hold Walmart tiki torches in a park and advocate free speech. Antifa shows up by the busload without a permit and begins rioting, white supremacists blamed for it.
Why do 'murricans think their so called 'left' is communist? All your 'left' politicians would be considered extremely capitalistic in a socialist™ or communist™ state.
She's a jewish woman from Jersey.
I wonder if two Jewish highly-successful figures in the media business, one of whom is married to a black woman and raising a half-black son that isn't even his, will dare to call out the left's pet attack dog
Only if they make this mofo her father
Somebody drove his car into a knot of protesters, killing a 31 year old woman. You won't hear this on the news but the driver was mentally ill with a history of violence against his family. But now all white people are responsible for him.
What Wendy greentexts?
Heather wasn't even hit by the car.
Yeah the source is biased, what I want you to look at is the tweet where her mom admits it.
this is what happened
>Somebody drove his car into a knot of protesters, killing a 31 year old woman. You won't hear this on the news but the driver was mentally ill with a history of violence against his family. But now all white people are responsible for him.
Crazy murderer murders someone. Crazy left blames all white people. Crazy people makes up a bunch of literal Fake News about how the women confidently just died of a heart attack (contrary to you know the actual autopsy report) instead of the fucking crazy murderer who ran her down with his car on purpose, because he was crazy and had been in trouble with the law before for violent assault on his own mother.
And both sides get to not fix Murrica's shittiest in the fucking world "health care system" and not treat mental illness ever so this can keep happening over and over again when mentally ill people murder people.
I hate to come off as a ball-buster, but after rewatching the season finale, Cartman comes off as too paranoid to stay with Heidy. I expect future episodes to be about Heidy trying to be close to him while he keeps thinking she's scheming, leading to a petty break up.
Something about Wendy when she had the massive boobjob and I assume with Anon. /trash/ didn't have them and the thread I first heard about them in just kept calling pedo to the Anon that mentioned them in passing.
Damn straight. Kenny's mom is cute. It is weird that in 20 seasons we STILL don't know her name.
>Oh shit new south park tonight
>White people with tiki torches and confederate fl-
Dropped. These fucking hacks promised us they would stop this garbage and go back to wacky adventures with the boys. Im tired of them still fucking complaining they lost the election.
Its unfunny, played out, and honestly this trash has the comedic shelf life of a banana now. Fuck I miss the old stuff.
>Crazy murderer murders someone.
No one seems able to tell me why this "crazy murderer" sped into the back of a car where no one was standing, rather than swerving left or right into a crowd of people wearing the uniform of people he didn't like.
Any questions concerning these masked people approaching his car while occupying a road they didn't have a permit for while the police directed traffic there and were then immediately told to evacuate is shut down very, very fast.
That's right, according to reliable fat autist actual nazis on sketchy backwater websites, her death had absolutely nothing to do with the fucking car that ran her over! I surely trust these websites more than the doctors, law enforcement officials, and other experts who don't know as much as fat retard basement nazi! he's a genius my mom says
Being mentally ill in the united states is a death sentence. Even if they could or would be treated:
You'd have to be absolutely fucking drop dead brainless non functionally retarded to get help
So you think they'll just play it totally straight with him pissing her off and her getting upset and dumping him, never to be relevant again? That'd be disappointing but I'd accept it. I feel like there could be a lot of fun in keeping Cartman in even a pseudo-relationship, depending on what they decided to make of Heidi.
People act like you have to like Hillary to want her to win. All that matters to people like Matt and Trey are a Democrat wins so that policies benefiting democrats are pushed forward.
THIS IS IT. IT'S HAPPENING.
WHO'S GETTING TRIGGERED THE HARDEST TONIGHT?
There is some potential, especially since Cartman's literally the only guy who still has a gf right now, but yeah I do think it'll inevitably lead up to a spectacular breakup and Cartman will handle it the way only he's able to. Especially if Heidi leaves him for Butters.
>AD break after opening song
This is the best South Park joke ever.
>when the nazi KKK rallies are more orderly and peaceful than leftist ones
Who else hyped to see how triggered the ensuing threads over this will be
She's also a mix. Matt likes black chicks too.
So, they take it personal with the whole illegal issues and wall (which technically would help Mexico because you know, Mexican government should be happy that their people can't run away).
>triggered /pol/ tears incoming
>no matter what side the episode actually takes
feels good lads
Mexico's entire economy is based on selling drugs to Americans and sending their people here illegally to steal American jobs. Literally nothing else in Mexico comes close economically.
past 2 seasons have been shit. The "issues" of today are so incredibly obnoxious that even parodying it on a show like SP is not even fun. The whole Trump and Clinton thing was like one huge migraine of sameness
Even before that the whole console war/game of thrones shit was incredibly obnoxious because it's all we heard about 24/7 and what does SP do? parody it for an entire fucking season.
It's about time we go back to episodic story telling where the boys do little shit and not worry about whatever big shit is going on in the world around them.
I wonder if Matt and Trey read that article about house flipping being responsible for the bubble burst in the past, or if their wives were forcing them to watch it and this is their way of acting out against it
>Aw, c'mon I don't want to see Eric and Heidi break up.