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Elisa Maza

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How the fuck does someone get promoted to a second class detective in the NYPD in when their only 26 years old??? What strings did Elisa have to pull to get such a good position at a maximum of 6 years into her police career (if she applied at 18, plus the 2 year probation)

Not to mention she barely did her fucking job for 3 years straight when she was too busy doing fantasy shit with the Gargoyles and boning Goliath all night.
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>>95280619
If Elisa is even her real name.
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>>95280685
You fucker.....
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>>95280619
PRODIGIOUS GENIOUS LEVEL INTELLECT.
Or she just sucked really good.
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>>95280619
>What strings did Elisa have to pull to get such a good position at a maximum of 6 years into her police career (if she applied at 18, plus the 2 year probation)
She didn't have to do anything, really. It's good PR to parade a strong woman succeeding around. Companies in real life do this all the time, there's absolutely no reason why it couldn't happen to the pretend one.
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>>95280619
>>95280685
Think you posted the wrong image by mistake there, friend.
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>>95280685

OH SHI-
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>>95280798
>Or she just sucked really good.

Her dad was a cop. She had good connections and aptitude. Plus listen to that bedroom voice. There's no way she stopped at sucking.
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Honest Answer: Nepotism

If I remember correctly Elisa comes a cop family. The logic is simple. If her grandfather was a good cop, and her dad was a good cop, and her brother is a good cop, and a furry then she'll be a good cop too!

its unfair, but its how the world works.
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>>95280619
She's a damned good cop and eager to take the risky assignments. The real question is how she got paired up with a crackpot like Bluestone.
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>>95280619
What show/comic are we talking about?
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>>95280619
Nepotism. IIrc her dad was friends with the chief or internal affairs or some shit. Also, she is good at her job.
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>>95281278
Gargoyles, but don't tell that weirdo that spams Lexington.
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>>95281292
>The series features a species of nocturnal creatures known as gargoyles that turn to stone during the day. After spending a thousand years in an enchantedly petrified state, the gargoyles (who have been transported from medieval Scotland) are reawakened in modern-day New York City, and take on roles as the city's secret night-time protectors.
I think I will check this out
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>>95281350
Good choice frienando. Hope you don't mind sudden drops in animation quality, the stories worth it.
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>>95281558
I can deal with that
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>>95281122
>She's a damned good cop
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>>95281865
BROCKWAY NOOOO
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>>95281865

Ah, the 90's.
That special time where every semi-serious cartoon in a modern day setting needed a gun safety or school shooting episode.

Thanks columbine and retarded fathers across the nation.
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>>95281122
>crackpot like Bluestone

Who was hunting the Illuminati - they pulled strings to get Bluestone and her paired up so he would go bother the Gargoyles instead of chase a shadowy secret organisation.
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>>95281310
yesboner
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I WANT TO COLONIZE THAT BROWN GIRL
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>>95281945
But Columbine came years after that Gargoyles episode
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygrEVnrg3Ic
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