Would you?

id certainly go far enough to decide, if you know what i mean

>>95277190
yeah but let's be honest here it doesn't matter what they've got down there, you'd still put up with it for all that glorious hair

>>95277164

Yes. No questions, no doubt - I would let them fuck me up the ass.

I hate how neither of them cared about the fucking mopping they'd have to since she decided to wring out her wet hair all over the god damn floor.
PLUS FREE DONUTS

Fuck that. I don't care how pretty you might be, there is no such thing as free stuff and not being responsible for your actions.

>>95277164
Oh fuck yes

>>95277235
no, i really wouldnt

not really a stinkman myself, not looking to get into any dirty holes


i mean i am into futas but i think id just ask if i could watch him/her jerk off

I'd just like to find out how Stevonnie goes to the bathroom, for science.

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WOULD I

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Depends. Would she stay as Stevonnie during sex? What if she loses focus, a light flashes and suddenly I'm in a threesome with an underage girl and boy?

Huh. Would be the perfect crime they could use to exact their revenge on Kevin...

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>>95277164

No one seems concerned that these are two kids

>>95277377
>Depends. Would she stay as Stevonnie during sex? What if she loses focus, a light flashes and suddenly I'm in a threesome with an underage girl and boy?
yea I'm not seeing the issue here

I have never found any SU character attractive or sexy regardless of fusion

>>95277342
I'm pretty sure the pronouns are "they/them" but that's mostly to do with how it's literally two children in a trenchcoat and Stevonnie isn't comfortable having much of an identity for themselves outside of that
>>95277406
yeah but my dick doesn't know that
besides, it's really two children and an eight thousand year old space goddess, that averages out to something respectable, right?

>Two space overlords are sympathized with
>some spoiled rich kid who disrespects women (or whatever Stevonnie's suppose to be) is unforgivable according to the writers and their whole fandom

I really do adore these writers. I'd call them SJWs but that's been said to death.

On topic, no. The cons outweigh the pros.

>>95277448
Did you even watch Beach City Drift? The whole point of that episode was that Steven's hatred for this guy is totally out of bounds and unnecessary. I guess there's some message about how emotions aren't rational in there too for you.

>>95277164
>part Steven
>ugly outlet nose
Fuck no.

>>95277420
the fact that one is fat and the other is a poo-in-loo?

>>95277164
If I didn't know it was a combination, probably

>>95277164
They have yet to confirm if Stevonnie has a vagin, penor, or both.
It doesn't matter but it matters.

Stevonnie is really some sort of weird trans wish fulfillment character. Steven is already an emasculate cry baby, and Connie is a fairly white bread character with no real personality beyond being his grrl power friend that exists as another wish fulfillment fantasy. So they fuse to remove all traces of masculinity entirely, and somehow are a supermodel ambiguous genderfluid "being" that's also greatly desired by everyone that sees her/him/schlem.

You can tell how fucked up Rebecca is when it comes to gender politics. The original Pearl design is a good example of how fucked up things get if she gets too 'creative' with her politics and hangups over sex.

>>95277164
two kids? That's far too few for my taste.

>>95277164
Guess I'll bring multiple condoms in case she's packing

might be problematic if she unfuses during climax

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>>95277448
since you don't pay attention to the fandom, you obviously haven't noticed that everyone loves Kevin.

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kevin does not want.

I'm sure Connie was the one with the hate/crush so, NTR when?

>>95277313
>t. uggo

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>>95277845
>Kevin does not want
Too bad. I have the world's largest hatesex fetish, and I gotta see/read Kevin angry fuck Stevonnie or Connie.

>>95278866
great

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>>95278866
Why Johnny?

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Better question, would you a Priyanka?

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>>95278866
Hello, mods? Anon's at it again.

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>>95277164
>>95278866
Would you a Steven?

>>95278866
this never stops being great

>>95277164
WOULD I?!?

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>>95278866
Well done mate.

>>95277164
Yes
I've been with guys, girls, intersex, and trans people IRL.
Gender doesn't matter to me.

>>95277164
Oh God yes!
I want Stevonnie to sit all up on my face

>>95279226
well the thing here is that the person in your image mutilated their body, and Stevonnie is fucking magic

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>>95277164

>>95279226
Anyone who doesn't laser their junk 100% smooth before getting lower surgery is foolish.

>>95278927
duh of course I would

So this is gay Futa shit right?

>>95279609
yeah, for sure
the question still stands, would you?

>>95279725
See for your self on an archive faggot.

>>95277164
Fuck a tranny with Tumblr hair?

No.

>>95279752
Its not even on the archive asshole

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>>95277164
>disgusting pig nosed bitch that's actually two children merged together

>>95279755
How is that Tumblr hair?

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>>95277360
Would you?

>>95277164
fuck yes, what is even the question
I would top, bottom, middle, sub, whatever they wanted god damn
I mean I'm assuming we're talking about a person who looks and acts like stevonnie, not literally two children

>>95279803
what if it's both
I think I still might

If they infuse in the middle of it is it an equal chance to end up still inside one of them?

>>95277342
>not really a stinkman myself, not looking to get into any dirty holes

The heterosexual wizard's idea of anal is a strange and frightening delusion

>>95279609
Futa's not gay though.

>>95277164
>Dark skin
>Murder Cock's descendant
>Will have monster penis
Yes. God yes.

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>>95280103
>half Asian

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>>95279796
Because it's fugly and Tumblr is all about fugliness.

>>95280263
it's just very long, natural hair
how is that fugly?

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>>95280263
Yeah, those kids and their totally new trend of long, flowing hair.
How ugly!

>>95280877
Because it's attached to somebody who isn't as white as the driven snow.

>>95280172
Indians aren't Asian.

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>>95277406

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>>95278866
good shit

>>95280911
>>95280877
There's nothing natural about Stevonnie's 'long, flowing hair', and that's because it lacks definition. Is her hair straight? Curly? I don't know, because all I see are a series of large contiguous lumps with no stray strands or anything else that could clue one in to what kind of hair it is.

Connie is Indian. Steven might be of Jewish descent (or at least his real-life inspiration is). Show me one real Indian or Jew with hair like Stevonnie's.

>she's a cartoon character, of course no one has hair like her, dumbass

But you both just called it long, flowing, natural hair. Even if Stevonnie's hair is somewhat exaggerated, surely you can find a real world counterpart. I'll wait.

>>95281099
What did i miss

>>95280931
Nah, it would look every bit as unnatural on a white girl's head

>>95280936
Are you being serious? Indians are indeed Asian.

>>95280936
Yes they are you stupid fuck

>>95277377
Kevin is fully aware of what they are tho

>>95281085
>hurr muh chan culture
just as bad as polposters

>>95277519
It also came out of fucking nowhere after they both brushed it off at first.

>>95277728
Kek

>>95281271
Johnny Bravo fucking Stevonnie

>>95279978
Correct.
It's shit taste though.
Traps are great but gay as fuck.

>>95281334
>traps are great
oh no they're not, they're just gay

that's the point of fetishes, to indulge in secret.

I feel like you can't blame someone if they didn't know the truth, but in that case it's unlikely that Stevonnie would agree to it until they're a couple years older and more curious about sex (likely after they had already tried it with each other). At which point it wouldn't be two kids any more most likely anyway.

The second Kevin episode was stupid.

>>95281291
>>95281276

Indians are more european than asian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-European_migrations

>>95277164
fuck yes

>brown thing
No.

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What if there was someone with larger hair

>>95284637
>breasts
Gems have no sexual features of that nature except Amethyst because she's a degenerate.

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>>95284812
>he doesn't like big titted Jasper

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>>95284812
As evidenced by rose they can if they want

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>>95284934
>bottom of the barrel Tumblr trash complete with DELUXE vitiligo for no reason

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>>95278927
who wouldn't ?

>>95277164
you double pedophile

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>>95277164
Are you bonkers?
There's two 10yrs in that thing!

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>>95278927
Fuck yes. Milfy and has medical knowledge? Should be fun.

>>95278866
this is awesome

>>95281259
Their hair looks wavy to me, so a compromise between his curls and her straight hair.
Don't tell me you haven't seen that.
Hell, my hair gets like that when I grow it out.

>>95277406
The state of /co/ is such that I can't even tell if this fucker is serious or trolling. I want my super-secret edgy clubhouse back.

>>95285067
2 10s Make a 20

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>Steven and Connie in there 20
>Fuse into a 40 year old milf stevonnie

>>95277164
Does she have a dick

>>95277164
No.

I love tall women, but Stevonnie has Steven's face, which makes it look weird. Also, why is she barefoot all the time? I understand why it happened in that one episode, but she runs around with no shoes or socks in every appearance. This is important to me, because feet gross me out.

>>95285662
>anti-footfag
get out

>>95279791
Hey Kevin. Still salty about losing the fugg AND the race?

>>95285695
No, thanks, I think I'll stay.

>>95285662
They don't own shoes big enough for her and don't really know when they're going to need them, so they go barefoot.

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Why hasn't Steven fuse with Greg

>>95284979
Jasper is the only character I feel it's acceptable on because it's used to match her coloured markings.

Any other instance I've seen on it is often awful though.

>>95285339
But age is dictated by the timeline of existence.
So chronologically speaking, Stevonnie is a newborn.

>>95277164
Why is Steven universe sexualising a 12/14 year old boy/girl?

>>95286296
>Why hasn't Steven fuse with Greg?

Because as much as everyone will go to the moon and back to say that fusion isn't sexual they don't want the implications regarding father/son fusions.

>>95286296
Because then they'd be Greven as in grievin over his dead wife.

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>>95279936
>anal
Stevonnie is an allegory for a trans person. You know what kind of dirty holes trans people have. The kind that need daily dilation.

>>95279109
when you're past the point of no return there's not much you can't face.

If I wasn't aware it was two prepubescent children fused together? With the force of a thousand suns.
But I can't get over that fact.

>>95287867
I'd dilate xer hole, if you know what I mean.

>>95287867
Nah ima just say it's a futa

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>>95284934
I would like more human Peridot please?

>>95277164
So is this creature a man or a woman

>>95288018
Hybrid/xenos/mutant.

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>>95285662
I'm not a foot person ether, but...we're talking about Pearl here.

>>95280936
Go back to geography class.

>>95288018
Half gem/human hybrid creature (m, 14), half a 12yo girl.

>>95288096
dat layering error on Jenny there...

How did no one notice that before?

>>95289359
The detailed feet had everyone distracted m8.

>>95281259
Steven is Italian

>>95288018
it's a xenos abomination

>>95287228
It does make sense, but it still looks ridiculous. Regular Jasper looks like a tiger-woman; vitiligo-ed human!Jasper looks really unsettling.

>>95289359
>>95289545
What layering error are you talking about, faggots? Jenny is obviously on the same side of the net as Pearl.

>>95284637
>no one who fuses(aka fucks) me wants to stay.
She hasn't met me, rawrl...

>>95277164
stevonnie is most likely a hermaphrodite.

yes, but I would do it relunctantly

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>>95277164
No, they're underage.

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>>95281314
>4chan needs to be the way I want it to be

>>95277164
I once had a headcanon NTR story of making Stevonnie my bitch, then have a threesome with Priyanka, then fuck both Steven and Connie and ending with the two fucking each other.

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Only if they unfused first.

>>95277164
im pretty sure that if we got an official naked model for Stevonnie,they wouldnt have boobs but they would have a dick. So no.

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>>95277164
not unless she shows me a valid ID first. I don't want to get Kevin'ed

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>>95279369

>>95277827
They only like him because they lack boys to ship together (which is why they ship him with the mail man). Yuri isn't a suitable replacement for Fujoshits.

>>95281259
It is blatantly supposed to be generally curly hair. Connie may be Indian and Steven is Mexican? White? Jewish?, but Stevonnie is unsubtly supposed to look at least a little bit black, or at least hispanic, curls and all.

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>>95277164

>>95293822
I feel like Steven is Jewish for some reason. Stevonnie is kinda what you get when you mix chocolate and vanilla ice cream.

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No, it seems pretty gross, actually.

>>95293822
>Steven is Mexican? White? Jewish?

De Mayo is a Jewish surname, originating from Jews in Italy and Eastern Spain.

>>95277304
>>95277316
>>95277342
>>95277360
>>95277793
>>95279109
>>95279978
>>95280103
>>95279936
>>95281334
>>95281361
My niggas.

>>95277164
no because of that horrendous nose design. if it wasn't for that aspect alone I would have given this show a shot. But I hate the character designs.

>>95290609
No she isn't, she was on Amethyst's team.

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>>95278927
>But I ended up fucking their dog

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If I do, this would be the final result

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>>95292113
>everyone that disagrees with me is reddit

>>95278927
I need to know how to finish this

>>95296259
Johnny Bravo is ONLY husbando of Samurai Jack

>>95279936
anal is not comparable to vaginal sex

>>95296315
you're right, go back to tumbr

>>95296491
tumbr? have you taken your medicine today anon?

>>95296491
>everyone that i dislike is tumblr

When will you learn, if you ever ask
>would you
the answer is inevitably yes. I mean its not even a difficult question. They're humanoid, conventionally attractive, and the original art style isn't even ugly.

Give us a hard one.

>>95296631
On /co/? Pretty much.