So, how about that nerd Morty huh?

aww jeez

Glasses are fucking disgusting, I hate them so much

>>95276517
I want to bully him

>>95276607
He wanted to fuck his sister

>>95276832
He just wants more incest porn. Doesn't necessarily mean he wants to fuck his family.

>>95276847
I mean, he wants it to be more MAINSTREAM so he can be more free about it. And of course, in real life, it doesn't mean someone wants to fuck their family if they're into incest porn.

But the implication is there for this cartoon. Because of the actual porn people make.

>>95276832
>implying the person he wanted to fuck wasn't Rick

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>>95276517
>a joke that spans over 2 seasons to get its punchline

>>95278512
>all morties who wear glasses are the same

>>95276832
That's the best case scenario if he wants to fuck any of them. How do you think he'd have reacted to Summer in Goldenfold's dream?

>>95279814
Rick needed a crowbar to get him off his sister. Or maybe his Rick thinks the same.

>>95276832
I also want to fuck his sister. So I dont see the issue.

>>95276517
>When his wish is granted by Ted Cruz

>>95278512
We explained it in the last thread. It's bs. They look at something different.

>>95276517
Think he likes The Loud House?

>>95279814
The same way he reacts to Summer in his own dreams.

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>>95276847
True sometimes you like the idea of something more like the real thing.
>rape
>humiliation
>scat
>teens (they usually suck but not in a good way)

>>95276517

Maybe he meant he wanna fuck not only Summer and Beth, but Jerry and Rick also.

>>95276517
That line made me lose my shit, but I wonder if, of all the crazy shit for him to wish for, they chose that to appease /co/.

>>95276517
he chooses Summer over Jessica. I like him.

>>95276517
He's got great taste in porn.

>>95276517
Did all the Mortys that tossed stuff into the wish granter actually get their wishes granted?

>>95280917
No. It was literally a garbage disposal.

>>95280917
All that bullshit got spaced along with the drama queen.

>>95276517
corey feldman

>>95281077
do we actually see any of the sacrifices in space during the ending scene? I think the garbage dump is a portal to somewhere far away so the citadel doesn't have to deal with constant trash floating around it

>>95281790
Of course it is.
Ricks don't want their trash just floating around in orbit around the citadel.
Much better to dump it in some shitty dimension.

>>95278636
>only one morty had glasses

episode made me want to play pocket mortys again

>>95281868
I could never get into it
the idea of forcing two boys to fight
guess I suck balls 'cause I still like Pokemon but once humans get involved it's not okay
That and because the Morty pain sounds that would play once you attacked

>>95276517
I hope the characters come back in season finale.
I mean Cop Rick &The 4 nerds

>>95278445
>Because of the actual porn people make.
Porn makes people, anon.

Why would a Rick want a Morty with added drama? Wouldn't that be a Rick's nightmare scenario?

>>95282708
Maybe it was a way to appeal to more "moral" Ricks who wanted to keep themselves in check. A bitching Morty is harder to ignore.

>>95282746
Yeah, Rick Guilt Rick probably cares about his Morty more than most.

Drama Morty got 5 Ricks killed, I think, so they probably don't make more of his type.

I suspect some of these Ricks got killed because they tried harder to protect Drama Morty, endangering themselves in the process.

>>95276832
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>>95283037
wtf

>>95280101
The exaggerated way our morty acted toward hot Summer kinda tells me that he secretly wants to fuck his sister too.

>>95276517
He wishes incest would be more mainstream

>>95283094
This Morty isn't our Morty.

>>95276517
There's most probably porn of Morties with Beths and Summers out there in their multiverse. It's actually weird that the citadel had no Summers, Beths or Jessicas on it. You'd think they'd have at least a few. Or maybe enslave Jerries for menial labor instead of making Ricks do it.

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>>95282006
>4 nerds

3...anon best Morty took one for the team, and we will never forget him

>>95276517
Truly progressive

>>95281848
>Ricks don't want their trash just floating around in orbit around the citadel.
>The corpses of dead Ricks are okay