DOOM Thread: Damn(!), DOOM looks like THAT(?!) Edition

>>95269854
Susan, stop posting and give your husband a blowjob.

>>95269921
Implying DOOM would put his dick in someone who's fucked fish-man.

I thought everyone knew Doom has always been handsome af, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby couldn't agree on the size of his scar but they both agreed onthat.

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>>95270042
Old-School Doom was the classic Male beauty model, like a mix between a Frenchman and a Greek Demigod (even though he's a gyppo, so don't ask me how that works). Now he looks like a Slav.

>>95269854
Congratulations, you just won a writing job at MARVEL.

thats exactly the level of quirky we were looking for.

You start next monday, better start that twitter awareness tho.

>>95270025
I meant Reed, anon. Susan shouldn't doompost and ignore reed. That'll make him build a waifubot.

>>95269854
Please stop making bad threads OP. The board really doesn't have to be at this level 24/7.

I know you're used to /tv/ and how the posting there is, but 4-5 years ago even /tv/ had real discussion threads that weren't just meme phrases.

>>95270098
>Gypsy slav looks like a handsome slav

shocking.

>>95270101
Oh darn, can I just e-mail my work? I have this story about Doom creating a harem and force-fucking every Marvel female, while he nukes the US. Is that good?

>>95270125
Yeah, and I'm saying, Sue can lust after the DOOMdick all she wants, she ain't getting it.

>>95270131
Yeah, but he looked better before. It's a downgrade.

>>95270157
I don't disagree with you necessarily, though I have my doubts, I just wanted to focus on reed's issues. Poor stretch.

>>95269854
Roberto?

>>95270205
Reed just needs to tell everyone to get off his case and fuck off to do his science and fuck his perfect factory-made waifus. He literally has the best dick in the universe.

I dont read F4 comics but in the 1 movie his skin turns into metal. Does this happen in the comics too or that just made up

>>95270260
First off, fuck off /tv/. Secondly, no, he wears armor.

>>95270281
>>95270260
acshually
ultimate comics, still comics, different verse
he also has goat legs there.

>>95270338
Might as well bring up Earth X and his Angel Wings. 616 Doom wears armor.

>>95270382
and one time it was made of skin, from the remains of her old flame.

>>95270417
That was a one-off though. Might as well bring up his Excalibur armor.

>>95270157
>I have this story about Doom creating a harem and force-fucking every Marvel female, while he nukes the US. Is that good?
Make it a bomb that only kills white cis-men or mutants and you are good to go.

>>95270502
I was thinking of targeting Mudslimes actually.