Did Simple Rick give anyone some feels?

Yes.
Everyone who ate the wafers.

>>95269712
/thread

Do simple rick wafers transcribe the direct feel, so like if Morty or Beth ate them they'd think "I'm so proud of my daughter Beth"? or is it just the serotonin?

Why wonder how simple rick was so young, all Rick in the citadel have the same age.

You had to make your own thread. You couldn't have used any of the four 300 reply threads already up. Fuck you

>>95269801
living through intergalactic war ages a person.
he never had to deal with that shit cause he gave it up for his family.

>>95269801
A better question is..who the fuck was that narrator?There is only Rick and Morties in the city.

>>95269736
I assumed it was commentary on drugs. It's just a brief reprieve from the mindless day to day life of a wageslave.

Whether it's a depressant or a psychedelic or a hallocigenic or a stimulant didn't matter we can fill in the blanks. What were supposed to get is that it was apart of the system to keep ricks in line

>>95269919
Voice Actor Rick

>>95269816
This is how 4chan used to be before generals and it's the proper way. Each subject should be it's own thread

>>95269677

if ricks care about beth so much then why aren't there any in the citadel?

>>95269924
>Orificer killjoy explaining the voice behind the rhetoric
That's nooooooot what I aaaaaaaasked

>>95269940
Each subject should ALSO be strong enough and quality enough to stand on it's own. This one is marginal at best, and there's at least 3 in the catalog now that should rightfully be pruned.

>>95269942

I can't believe you can actually watch that entire fucking episode on how the citadel is a shit show and still ask that question

>>95269801
I don't think he was young, he just looked healthier.

If Simple Rick is effectively the Rick that we saw in the premiere, then he probably isn't a self-destructive alcoholic who sometimes uses drugs.

>>95269942
If Mortys care about Jessica so much then why aren't there any in the citadel?

>>95269736
I thought it was just meant to taste good

Is this show any good? Literally everyone else in my class talks about it and Game of Thrones and I'm the only one who doesn't watch TV but I'm thinking of watching it so I can socialize better.

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>>95269677
I'm glad that Willy Wonka Rick got what was coming to him.

>>95270059
Fun premise, but it has its ups and downs. Some episodes are pretty clever, some are more about shock humor.

Give the first few episodes a shot if you're interested.

>>95269845
Man that's one thing I hated about the opener, it dilutes the one thing we know about Rick's backstory, that he was a revolutionary against the Federation and he lost.

Then he beat them with a finger snap. I mean unless it turns out they're fine and just rebuilding like the Ricks because whoops we ruined our reason for adventures.

>>95270073
Yeah what an asshole making someone relive their happiest moments for eternity.

>>95270037
each morty had a picture of her in their lockers.

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>>95270152
>Yeah what an asshole making someone relive their happiest moments for eternity.
He did nothing wrong

>>95269942
You can get Beth in a pill while she stays safe and sound on Earth.

>>95270152
The dude took someone away from his real family and locked him in a box.

Hell, if Rick's bullshit story to the government had any truth to it the council might have killed Simple Rick's family.

>>95269677
I'm almost happy that he died quickly rather than remain locked up forever.

I don't like that Ricks seem to vary vastly in intelligence. I feel like it devalues the character.

It's funny how this single episode of Rick and Morty did political intrigue better than any episode of South Park

>>95269677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cLxCjjJbnY

>>95269942
They don't? Most Ricks are complete sociopaths, they enjoy their daughter company but for them everyone is expendable.

Beth a cute

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>>95270293
I think it kind of undermines the earlier idea that no Morty could ever beat a Rick. Or that protagonist Rick was special in how he actually cared about his Morty.

But I also think it makes more sense with the multi-verse theme that different Ricks and Mortys would be completely different from each other in any number of ways.

>Rookie cop Rick just wanted a Morty of his own

This simple Rick was used as a decoy in the first episode of season 3, right? What am I suposed to understand:
-He is that, an already existing alternate version of Rick.
-As Rick from S3e1 said he invented him as a decoy in the simulation, a new Rick/Universe was created at the spot.

I personally want to believe Simple Rick was the original and first Proto-Rick.

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>>95270423
She sure is.

>>95270354
I am fucking disgusted that I share a fandom with people who thought that was funny.

I mean how fucking undeveloped is your fucking sense of humor to think that was funny. They were fucking with some stupid old religiously delusional woman thinking they were sticking it to the head of the church. Oh yeah, fucking with her day is certainly going to fuck with Osteen.

No wonder Rick and Morty has gone down the shitter, they realized they don't have to fucking try anymore because that is their audience. Seriously, if I was in that room I would have the most condescending face saying, "what the fuck are we doing; this isn't fucking funny"

They literally commodified his happiness.
It was pretty sad.

>>95270631
God damn Shad's babytalk makes me want to puke, but at least it means he probably isn't around actual children enough to know how they speak.
Fucker should be chemically castrated.

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>>95270631
>shadman

>>95270037
do you think that maybe there is a gay morty from an universe where jessica is a man?

>>95270640
He was asking for Joel Osteen.

In the end she was laughing, so it wasn't that big of a deal for her.

Also, they probably had to deal with prank collars in the past and probably already been trained how to deal with them. Evidently speaking in tongues.

>>95270706
>jessica is a man
>skinny redhead with pouty lips
If Jessica was a man he'd get bullied worse than Morty.

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>>95270640
You need some Satan in your life.

>>95270640
Its a prank call on a charity stream, lighten the fuck up.

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>>95270631

>>95270037
I wonder more how no Rick or Morty thought about bringing a willing Jessica to the citadel to be some kind of pop star.
Whatever she'll do the Mortys will eat it up and her manager would become filthy rich.

>>95271096
whoever controlled the jessica would control the citadel. Same way evil morty rose to power. Morty's are more valueable than the Rick's fathom as a resource and often go ignored. If you cultivate them you can do great things.

>>95270140
>mean unless it turns out they're fine and just rebuilding like the Ricks
Did you miss the stinger with cyber bird person

>>95269801
>>95269845
>>95270015

It was kind of implied that Ricks don't have the same time-frame as other people or they experience it differently- maybe people in the citadel simply don't age. The Rick that killed his own boss was working in that factory for 15 years and the Morty's in the school clearly had semesters, years, etc.. That one 'cool' Morty had gone through 5 Ricks already and was back in school because of it.

>>95269919
Sam Elliot Rick

>>95270827
Why use the best of shad for it instead of the other not loli ugly art

>>95271096
They last thing ricks want is Morties giving them stupid grand grandkids to take care of

>>95269677
It was like a really short episode of Black Mirror
More unsettling than sad imo

>>95271291
There are probably some Mortys out there that did manage to snag Jessica. And there are probably some that kidnapped their Jessica. I imagine a secret brothel, where every girl is a Jessica. Pimp Morty would be raking in the dough.

>>95270206
>took someone away from his real family

You don't know that. Real Ricks die all the time, could've just picked him up seconds from a giant meteor impact. As much happened in the love potion episode.

>>95269940
Yeah an we used to tell tripfags to fuck off too you attention whoring little bitch.

>>95272410
and there used to be a time where anon wasn't legion and no one cared about trips. I long for those times.

@95272910
You are what makes 4chan not a pleasant place. I feel like that because not only because you have a trip, but also for purposesly being passively aggressive

>>95269677
Young Beth gave me some feels in my nether regions.

>>95273062
no anon resist

>>95269801
He probably from a universe that is slightly younger than a normal universe. Not all universes start at the same time, you know

>>95272910
shut the fuck up newfag shithead
turn off your trip you attention seeking retard

It was my favorite part of the episode

Because the guy's life was meaningless and a lie

Kind of like the lie of God being real

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>>95272996
>@95272910

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>>95272996
>@95272910
wtf

>>95272996
>@95272910
You have to go back.

>>95273298
>>95273331
>>95273343
He's probably just doing the stupid "i won't actually respond to ur post so you don't get a (you)!!!!!' shit.
At least I hope.

>>95270631
Damn, I need more beth

>>95272083

Morties are stupid. A couple of sex robots and they'll do whatever.

>>95270827
man shadman makes some pretty bad shit but i sure love me some nazi skeletons

>>95273373
I really never understood that. It's like they think replies are upvotes or something and they're making a point by using "@" instead of directly replying.

Fuck neo-4chan.

>>95273373
I was

@95273697
Don't have to be so upset

>>95273392
Even the mother x son incest content?

>>95270140
M8 Tammy is still alive and well.

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>>95270631

>>95273785
especially that

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>>95272996

>>95274203
What's the password to ickystickysmuts tumblr?

>>95273697
It's a way that you can say whatever you want without the other person replying because the person is more likely to miss your reply if you don't actually reply to them

Basically it's a way to avoid people confronting you and telling you your opinion is shit, he's scared to actually argue with him

>>95269972
>orificer
Dat freudian slip.
Do you have something you want to tell us,anon?

>>95271853
Or they just aged so Rick would have been 55 when he started working at the factory and more to go to bed like 9 when you started going on Adventures and the Morty we know just interacted had his first encounter with Rick a lot later than most other mortys

>>95274368
>implying
I did it once in a thread and the person in question lost their fucking shit and started following everything I said and accusing other people of being me. It was golden. I do it extremely sparingly though and make sure to mention that it's to avoid giving attention whoring retards getting a (you). This thread seems to just be new shittery or reverse attention whoring.

>>95269677
Has Shadman made a loli Beth pic yet?

>>95274404
I did that on purpose because the tripfag had mentioned in another thread that he was a cop, I like calling police "orificer" because it's funny

>>95273785
Make Glasses Morty's wish come true, anon.

>>95274609
>>95270631

>>95270046
It tastes just like little Beth did on her birthday.

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I'M SAUDI RIIIICK!!!

>>95274464
sure, that happened.

>no beth
>no drama
>suddenly good episode

wew lad

>>95278855
there was also a Gaddafi Rick in there

Coors the Banquet Beer...

>>95270293
I like to think that since there are infinite Ricks, the Ricks that choose to live in the Citadel are all the Ricks with zero ambition and a desire to conform. They're just as smart as protagonist Rick, but don't have the individuality to do anything with it.

>>95274464
Thank you for clarifing! I do it for laughs and sometimes out of sincerity

>>95269972
>Orificer killjoy
Awesome name for a villain who goes around castrating everyone.

>>95270640
Jeez next time just say >millenials
and leave it at that

>>95270152
>reliving happiest moments in a simulated loop for all eternity
>vs actually living out new happiest moments and getting to see his family grow
Your argument would make sense if his life was likely going to suck, but he had his shit figured out. He was probably going to die happy.

>>95273697
It's just a sassy way of replying while getting the "fuck your stupid post" message across. I assume most anons are smart enough to know that (you)s don't actually have any importance.

>>95269801
It was a memory wasn't it?

>>95270140
I actually have a theory that the people Rick went to war with wasn't just the Galactic Federation, I think the federation was a part of it but I feel that there was a greater force behind it all.

Keep in mind that there is more than one Galactic Federation, there's one for every universe. I highly doubt that Rick would have spent years fighting against a galactic government from a universe that he could literally just leave whenever he wanted. Basically I think the Galactic Federation is just a pawn of the real power that Rick and his group lost to and that they're saving the reveal of the real enemy for the final seasons of the show.

>>95281335
shareblue pays me for every (you)

That was a terrible episode even if it shoehorned evil morty back into the plot.

>>95273373
Newfags are so retarded.

I wish he gave you grammar.

>>95269677
How did Simple Rick come to be locked away in the Citadel?

>>95281363

the galactic federation has portals to dimensions, if we are to take the pilot episode as not being retconed. in that episode rick and morty have to go through inter dimensional customs controlled by gromflumites so that means the galactic federation has portals between dimensions and is probably one thing through out dimensions. They want ricks portal gun but that might be because ricks gun lets you make portals on the fly, as in his is portable and fast while they have to make basically star gate things, or maybe rick can access all dimensions while they have a more primitive dimensional transportation system, like each portal has to have another built portal already at the other end in another dimensions (the inter dimensional air port they are in in episode 1).

the only other option without episode 1 being removed is that rick lied to morty and "inter dimensional customs" is just inter planetary and rick planned to high jack their portals and make it inter dimensional from the start, the color does change to green which symbolises inter dimensional, of course he may have just been using the first portal he found which either wasnt inter dimensional or ricks higher level of dimensional travel is the green portals (which can appear anywhere in any dimension and dont need some kind of pre built star gate at the other end) while the blue can still travel between dimensions just more limited.

hard to say but my head canon is that the galactic federation has inter dimensional travel just limited but they still exist as one group in which ever dimensions theyve conquered the galaxy in within the central finite curve which is, given how rick opposes them and hides from them (even the citadel was built to do this), probably most if not all dimensions.

>>95282053
>the galactic federation has portals to dimensions, if we are to take the pilot episode as not being retconed. in that episode rick and morty have to go through inter dimensional customs controlled by gromflumites so that means the galactic federation has portals between dimensions and is probably one thing through out dimensions. They want ricks portal gun but that might be because ricks gun lets you make portals on the fly, as in his is portable and fast while they have to make basically star gate things, or maybe rick can access all dimensions while they have a more primitive dimensional transportation system, like each portal has to have another built portal already at the other end in another dimensions (the inter dimensional air port they are in in episode 1).
Or maybe it was not a different dimension, but just another world within the same dimension that Rick brought Morty to?

Rick is supposed to be the first one to have ever discovered teleportation between dimensions, according to that fake memory he created in episode 1 which he showed to that Federation guy.

>>95273298
>>95273331
>>95273343
>How to spot newfags

>>95282097

but its literally called inter dimensional customs by rick, so again unless rick lied and planned to high jack a portal from the start to get back to their own dimension, then the federation has some form of dimensional travel.

it is entirely possible rick lied to get to a "within dimension" portal and high jack it real quick to get them home. but i counter that with the jerry day care being between dimensions or cross dimensional i forget how rick puts it, basically showing that dimension hoping isnt rick exclusive. so i think the solution to why ricks portal gun and ability to hop dimensions is so crucial to why hes such a powerful character on the show is because he has better inter dimensional travel not that he exclusively has it. in fact he may still have invented it and its primitively being messed around with by other species ever since rick started "connecting" dimensions through his own dimensional hoping adventure shinanigans but fart comes from another dimension in a natural worm hole so my guess is its the portability and possibly the fact rick can portal to any dimension at any time from any where that makes him so powerful where other species are limited to either finding already existing portals and building around them, or only being able to link two dimensions that have some kind of star gate being built in both of them thus linking them:

find a naturally occurring worm hole, use it to figure out how two dimensions link up, build a star gate in one dimension and in the other thus linking them.

where as rick just types in coordinates and boom portal

>>95278855
>THERE IS NO ALLAH SAUDI MORTY!

>>95282170
>>95282097
>>95282053
I always took it as the difference between being able to create a nuclear bomb and the ability to create nuclear handheld batteries.

The galactic government can travel to other universes but it probably takes Halo sized portals and massive amounts of energy.

It's nothing like rick's portal gun

>>95282170
Simple answer?

Retcon.

@95273373

hownu.ru

What race would Jerrys represent if they were apart of the citadel

>>95269919
Dramatic Movie Trailer Voice Rick

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>>95270631

>>95283670
That one looks like he's going into a Shadman hole not leaving because of his mention.

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Realistically, who's he more likely to nurse a boner for: Beth or Summer? I mean it couldn't be Jerry, Rick or another Morty since he didn't say "GAY incest porn". There's a slight chance he ships Rick/Beth or Jerry/Summer, but I think it's far more likely he's got a hard-on for his hot mom, or somewhat less hot bitchy sister.

>>95283784
Both of them

>>95283784
Assuming his life is otherwise similar to C-137 Morty he might've developed the fetish after dream-Summer's proposition in episode 2. That or he's the only Morty to notice his mother is a sexually unsatisfied alcoholic with a hot body.

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>>95270631

>>95269677
SOMEWHERE OUT ON THAT HORIZON!

>>95285122
let me guess, the eagles are trending now

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>>95285076
Or maybe his Summer actually succeeded in her breast enhancement plans. What healthy teen can have those melons under his nose 24/7 and not want to stick his dick between them?

>>95285191
No, I'm just a sucker for The Warriors and Joe Walsh's too bad to hate singing. Honestly I thought it was Justin doing the singing but hearing In the City again reminded me the truth.

>>95278855
>Riq Al-Sanchez

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>>95285076
>That or he's the only Morty to notice his mother is a sexually unsatisfied alcoholic with a hot body.
I wish I didn't know this feel

>>95269677
>all I've ever wanted since I left high school was to live a simple life with a wife and kids
>turned 30 this year
>no wife
>no kids
>last successful relationship was 6 years ago
That whole scene was like a knife in the gut. The reveal that Simple Rick had been abducted from his happy, perfect life and exploited that way made it all the more painful.

>>95274342
Seconding this, the Summer/morty story was surprisingly good and emotionally investing... Uh according to a friend of mine

>>95285212
Her face goes through so many emotions during this.

>>95270678
Cry more

>>95272370
Based on how they got the replacement Rick, they probably just zapped him right there as he was filming Beth

>>95269919
good at word talking science rick

>>95285969
Beth saw an older-looking version of her kind, loving father shoot him in the head, and take him away from her. We don't see the mother at any point, so she's left completely alone after that. Just picture her, sitting there.

>>95282185
underrated

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>>95283784
Maybe he's C-132 Morty
The comics universe is canon but again it's another universe

>>95270702
>>95270827
>>95273968
>>95283670
"Look mom! I posted it again! xD"

>>95286450
why are you mad

>>95286474
Shad hate is just a """""""cool trend"""""". Not everything Shad makes is bad.

>>95286450
>>95286474
He's Shadman.

>>95286527
it's porn, bud, no need to act like you have elevated taste

>>95285437
No one cares
so how about fuck off to reddit or rk9 or whatever you came from

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>>95286449
Huh? What's this about? Did Rick catch Morty staring at Summer's boobs? The artist didn't do a good job if that's the case, it just looks like he spaced out for a panel.

>>95285862
Can't blame her, if I'd just successfully double the size of my dick with a science ray I'd probably be emotional to the point of tears.

>>95287254
i got it just by looking at the panels,
maybe you just suck at looking things.

>>95281335
Only until they are given importance, such as satisfaction of having gotten attention confirmed by getting a (you)

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>>95286450

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>feels

>>95287460
>a fucken spoook

>>95287460
>>feels
unrelated to the post, why the fuck are you guys obsessed with incest art of this show?

>>95269677
yes, but the immediate cut to him strapped to the chair in a mental loop fucked me up.

The voice over as the other Rick was almost "free" gave me chills as well

>>95286527
hm? making fun of Shad is as old as time on /co/.

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>>95269677
Did they purposely kill a happy ricks beth and his wife just to stasis him and use him to make snacks? i honestly feel like this is the most evilest thing on the show.

>>95269677
So we all agree that was the best episode this season, right?

>>95272910

... You mean when it was still people on Something awful? I've been here since '05 and while the memes were different (and also still called image macros some of the time), there was still anon wanking and dubs/trips/quads posting.

>>95287289
You can figure it out =/= obvious, dumbass. A good artist can do something like that without leaving it to the reader to figure out what the fuck he was doing. This sort of weak bullshit is a sign of a hack. You don't immediately get that Morty is checking her out in that panel, it's only the reaction that makes it obvious.

>>95285554
Thirding.
I don't care that it's on line paper; its still hot and engaging.

>>95270631
>manshad

>>95283406
Poo in Loos.

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>>95272996
>Radda

>>95285212
She very easily could have. All she had to do was stop after the first round instead of deciding merely out-breasting her foes with DDD cups wasn't enough. If she hasn't been seduced by the thought of absolutely crushing the other girls with her massive mams and hadn't been turned on so much by the sight/feeling of her bountiful bust swelling that b plot would've went very differently.

>>95287517
>Of this show
This literally happens with every show with a family where at least one member is at least somewhat attractive or can be redesigned to be attractive.

>>95272996
Nigga this aint twitter.

>>95289399
They're doing that so the person doesn't get "(You)"s

>>95289399
Something about denying the poster of his (you) while still replying to him. pretty ingenious

>>95286450
>"Look mom! I posted it again!"
Pure autism

>>95289458
>>95289489
(you)'s is a high value currency, how some anons don't get it.

like
@95289399

>>95289515
>>"look mom..."
If you are gonna insult/criticize/make fun of a poster at least avoid using an overused, cancerous insult.

>>95287670
nowhere does it state the citadel of ricks killed simple rick's family

why would you even assume that you fuckin retard

>>95289540
Wait, does that mean we're all shilling for (you)s?

Yes it does.

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>>95289613
Autistic has always been an insult here
I don't care what you think, it's always been the norm.

>>95269677
I pity anyone who gets emotionally invested at media.

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>>95270640
It wasn't funny but Osteen deserves to be shat on for giving people who still cling to the slave mentality that is Christianity a bad name.

>>95270631
>>95270702
We should use the blender portal to describe shadman

>>95289677
I unironically turn in thread reports to Google. What I collect in you's translates to commission because they are trying to extrapolate semantic information that makes others more likely engage in conversation so they can build AI that pass the Turing test. Sometimes they test run the bots here and let them shitpost around 12AM-3AM EST.

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>>95271853
>The Rick that killed his own boss was working in that factory for 15 years
>the citadel is only 5 years old

>>95270046
basically, the whole gag is just making fun of those commercials that try way to hard to convince you their cookies/sweet is so good.

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>>95286184
You can do more than picture, with Sour Beth Drops you can taste the pain and intensity that comes from watching a love one being shot and drag away from you.
When your Morty needs a treat, give him Sour Beth Drops

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>>95282107
>how to spot newfags

>>95269942
I think it's implied Rick's are used to seeing Mortys blowing up and got desensitized to that, but actually give a shit about Beth. (Summer when they exist.)

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>>95288165
Where can I find this?

>>95287670
I dunno, the council of Rick's seem to try to avoid actually killing Rick/Morty familoes., Even when they seem rather hostile.

>>95286450
Guuuuuys don't have fun making fun of pedophiles it's so meaaaaaannnn

>>95269736
They're just chemicals, numbnuts. Endorphins and dopamine with distribution proteins designed to release them in the exact proportion and timing to simulate the sensations he felt. H-h-how are brain chemicals going to simulate the complete neural memory context of someone? That's scifi nonsense. You'd need like an entire brain's worth of information and at that point it's just a transplant. What Rick would buy brain transplant wafers? They already have the best possible brain.

>>95287670
Or even worse they just took him away, simple Beth was probably the only Beth in the multiverse that was not going to grow without a father but wonka Rick had other plans.

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>>95269677
Makes me feel like I want to fuck her.

>>95282001
Probably Wonka Rick saw the bussines oportunity and kidnap him.

>>95270762
Universe where morty is a Trap
S/he has a crush on Jessie but doesn't want to say anything because he is bullied
Has dates with all the boys.
One day Qb tries to rape Morty... Finds out she is a he.
Beats her/him to a pulp.
Jessie tries to confort him/her.
Comic when

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>>95291526
>Happiness can't exist in the multiverse, because it won't be left alone by someone who wants to use it to make a quick buck.
This fucking show, man.

>>95289671

Well, as evidenced by Simple Rick's confusion after being unplugged, Wonka Rick had the man hooked into a looping simulation, without his knowledge or consent, seemingly in perpetuity. That's already pretty evil. And he didn't even give a shit about the guy dying, because he just immediately used the other guy as a replacement.

>>95269677
Little bit

>>95292494
It's not really evil. Robbing one man's freedom to bring internal happiness across millions of Ricks is a pretty small price to pay.

>>95270631
This is already so played out.

>>95287722
I think so

>>95290683
They aged up the Citadel so they could make lewd references to it without the thread getting fucking deleted.

>>95292708
A single life weighs as much as the whole world

>>95292816
That's bullshit and you know it.

Maybe if moral codes were at play but clearly that's not an issue in a shithole like the citadel.

>>95282001
Same way Rebel Rick did. At the moment of peak happiness, he got shot in the head by Wonka Rick and dragged away from his dining room through a portal and hooked up to a machine that loops that happy moment forever. Right after loli Beth said I love you daddy she was screaming because her dad just got dragged through a green vortex by three people that look almost exactly like her dad.

>>95270206
So far in the show we haven't seen any cases of Ricks actively killing Beths, or even Jerrys. It seems like Ricks are really only okay with letting Mortys get fucking murdered for some reason. Though I suppose the fact that Ricks are never around is probably one reason why Jerrys don't die by the millions. Rick hates Jerry but doesn't care enough to actually ruin Jerry.

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>>95292816
If that the case Wonka Rick sure wasnt´ doing a good job. everyone was miserable in the citadel.

>>95292981
Everyone would've been miserable regardless. They're Ricks.

>>95269677
No. But it made me think about how Rick the factory owner kidnapped Simple Rick simply because Simple Rick had chosen not to develop technology to defend himself, meaning that Ricks will literally prey on Ricks who choose not to become scientists.

>>95292981
Hence why they needed his cookies. If everyone was happy he wouldn't make any money.

>>95282001
>simple rick realizes his obsession with science is unhealthy and hurting his family
>chooses to go into carpentry instead
>has good relationship with family
>wonka rick realizes simple rick is not only happy but is also defenseless
>kidnaps him because simple rick is defenseless

Basically ricks can't be happy because being happy means giving up the obsessions and vices that made them unhappy dimension hoppers because other ricks will come and ruin their lives.

>>95269924
No, dumb tripfag, it is how capitalism (although it could be any ideology, really) co-opts other ideals and uses them to perpetuate it's own ends.

Take Che Guevara t-shirts, that's basically what the rebel Rick's wafers were. Buying the idea of rebelling against the Man, from the Man.

Communism and Fascism do this exact same thing as well, often in the exact same ways, and that's the entire point of the episode. Ideology is a means of elevating an individual to power. Good, evil. Ambitious, unambitious. It's all one man given the power at the end of the day.

>>95293047
This. His cookies are basically Rick-approved drugs. They'll always need more and that's how Wonka Rick makes business.

>>95281301
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