Uh...buzz, we missed the truck

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Were not aiming for the truck

TO INFINITY

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>>95259793
...and jolly well past that, eh wot?

EPIC MEME
SCREENCAP ME PLS

>>95260059
THIS LOL MAO

>>95259782
This whole day is just gonna be filled with tasteless 9/11 jokes, won't it

>>95260096
comedy is tragedy+plus and 16 years have passed

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Goddammit I laughed.

>>95260096
Hopefully there'll be an Alan Jackson thread today.

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Can't knock down MUH TWIN TOWERS FULL OF BANKERS!

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>>95259760
>>95259776
>>95259782
happy 9/11.

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>>95260116
>16 years passing has somehow devalued the 2,997 lives that were lost that day and the suffering of injured and families who were torn apart

>>95261266
>can't take a dark joke

You sound like a faggot liberal.

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>>95259760
>>95259776
>>95259782

>>95261266
Greek tragedy means just that, a tragedy.
I mean, if you really want to suck the humour out of horror, go right ahead.

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>>95260096
As if people haven't already forgotten the religion of peace was responsible for it.

>>95261406
If there's one thing Islam's good at, it's damage control.

>>95261266
Yes

>>95261422
Marvel should employ muslims to write the show.

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>>95261422
It's no excuse for being too retarded to see through it.

>>95261266
Even the Jews can crack a joke about WWII, faggot.

>>95261422
>If there's one thing Islam's good at, it's damage

FTFY

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>>95261406
Ah yes, the inside job church.

>>95261266
I lost my uncle on 9/11

Best pilot in saudi arabia

>>95261266

Is there something (be it an event like historical moments, monuments, achievements we celebrate and societal organizations) that isn't cemented over the unjust deaths of many people?

Our actual industrialized societies depend on the suffering of others to maintain our own comfortable status, so, given that, should we not ever have some humor and laugh at this shitty humanity?

>>95260216
Here we go, this is how it's done.

>>95261266
>using humor to cope?! No you have to be an outwardly emotional headcase like me!
Get a grip anon, it's how people deal with shit like this. You'd know that if you weren't only just about to turn 18 next week.

>>95263138
So? My great grandfather died in the Holocaust. A filthy Jew untied his laces and he tripped and fell of the watch tower.

>>95261266
>think of the 6 gorillion - I mean 2 thousand!

>>95263397
Some people, not all. #NotAllPeople

>>95259782
I literally didn't realize it was 9/11 because I'm so focused on Irma

>>95263138
>>95263407
But its better: I'm descended from Confederate slave owners. I refuse to apologize for it.

>>95263455
Fuck that fat, food stamp hoarding cunt. Oh you mean the Hurricane.

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>>95259760
>>95259776
>>95259782
A thread died for this, and it was worth it

>>95263505
No, CIA trained pilots died for this.

>>95261266
Shut the fuck up Jack

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>>95259760
>>95259776
>>95259782
I fucking knew before I even opened this thread

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>>95261266
(you)

>>95263407
Hey, my grandfather died in the Holocaust. He died when some prick fell off the watch tower and landed on him.

>9/11 happens
>somehow a few cavity searches and metal detectors prevent it from ever happening again
Yeah ok

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>>95264390
Don't forget the power of colors!

>>95264436

>that picture

I think I just had an actual, physical flashback to early 2000's standup comedians and their roastings of the Bush administration.

>>95264390
I do believe security was nowhere near as sensitive as it is now before 9/11. Metal detectors, dog sniffing and cavity searches make a difference.

>>95264436
It shouldn't bother me but I want blue and green to switch places.

>>95265046
Same.

>>95263417
Only 2 thosand? What are you a freedom hater?, clearly 5 thousand murricans died on 9/11, we need to send more troops to the desert and pay the military industrial complex another 50 billion dollars + tip, clearly they are our greatest ally in the fight agaisnt TERRORISM

>>95264390
>implying it wasnt an inside job

>>95264390
>School shooting happens
>Somehow, metal detectors are going to stop future ones

I mean, yeah, kind of. They don't stop them guaranteed, nothing will, but they definitely make it hard to replicate certain events beat-for-beat. And that's kind of the point. We've put into place certain military practices and first respondent techniques that now, in the unlikelihood that anyone is able to hijack a plane and plans to fly it into a skyscraper, we're able to shoot it down in a fast scramble or otherwise have FAR better communication than before.

>>95263407
>>95264305

My grandfather died in the Holoaust, he got a venereal disease gafter etting drunk and fucking two bodies next to the watchtower

>>95266769
My grandmother died in the Holocaust after puking what was left of her guts when she saw someone committing necrophilia.

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>>95261470
>TFW Mel Brooks will one day die soon.

>>95266969
Well, that explains how my grandpa died in the Holocaust from eating intestine stew...

>>95264436
So, that's the stuff on American dad fridge, neat.

>>95267368
How dare you say such a thing. I'm having a bad day as it is, now you just turned it into a bad week.

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>>95259782
>The towers disappeared
What did they mean by this?

>>95267368
Stan need to be feed, regularly, specially now, that he is overeating to cope with his loss.

If you didn't expect exactly this joke the moment you saw the thumbnail, you are too underage or new to post here. Please shitpost on reddit, they love laughing at tired, obvious jokes.

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Why in God's name was the punchline deleted?
What kind of prissy little faggot could get so offended that it had to be removed?

>>95267875
Good question.

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>>95267875
>What kind of prissy little faggot could get so offended that it had to be removed?

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>>95268275
Ahem:
Nigger

>>95267875
What was the punchline anyway?

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>>95268953
Spoilered, so as not to trigger anyone.

>>95269007
durrrrrrrr
Well, fuck it.

>>95259760
Reminder that a video on computer animation predicted 9/11:
https://youtu.be/TbiBVypH31w?t=6m9s

>>95269257
Attacking the twin towers was a gag in various old media, as well the pentagon. If anything muslims did the most unoriginal modern attack.