Why did Jessica like him so much?

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Why does Clyde like her so much?

>>95200985

BBC
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>>95201022
Cringed

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>>95200985
He's cute, confident and popular at school. It's not too complicated. He's also not as stone dumb as you probably assume he is. He seems like a pushy conceited little shit though, so that's probably why she dropped him.

>>95201200
>He's also not as stone dumb as you probably assume he is

What's your rational basis for that? We haven't seen any hint of hidden depth, and he described people who are better spoken than himself as "languagers".

>>95200985
He's an athlete and popular

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>>95201040

You have to go back.

>>95201323
Because all teenagers are little twatwaffles who need a good smack upside the head once in a while. they wont be like that forever.
the only question is if they improve or become a young alcoholic dickhead

>>95201323
Could just mean that he was a philistine rather than just him being plain dumb and how sometimes high schoolers make their own cringey slang that never catches on.

>>95200985
Racemixing propaganda is in every form of media now, if you somehow haven't noticed yet. It's another case of racial fetishists given way too much power in character designing to vent their sexual frustrations.

>>95201389
Never been to Reddit autist. That post was just cringy as fuck. Get over it

>>95201431
1) You're wrong. Some of them will be like that forever.

2) None of that serves as a rational basis for assuming he's less dumb than he seems. Most people aren't as dumb as they seem, because they're even dumber than that.

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>>95201530
Just like your anime waifus

>>95201200
>cute

nah

>Generic highschool chad.
They range from dumb Jock (This guy) to that talented and beautiful stud (What you'd see in your average Disney or Nick sitcom)

>>95200985
>popular
>assertive
>probably huge cock
Gee, I wonder

>>95201530
You can telll us who touched you, anon, it's okay

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>>95201323
I base that mostly on the way he speaks. He may not put much stock in fancy words, but he's never come off as overtly retarded. Even the self awareness he demonstrates suggests a decent level of reasoning. And then there was his comment to Lincler about the Third Reich's 1000 year reign. I know it was just a gag, but still.

>>95201783
That bar is kinda low for a popular high school jock. He's not horribly deformed.

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>>95200985
Really?

Here is Britany, she is a confident cheerleader that is also delociously brown. /co/ would have done a shit ton of porn of her, saying hoe they want her to step on their dicks.

Also, there would be a lot of Ellen abuse art.

>>95202137
>Even the self awareness he demonstrates suggests a decent level of reasoning. And then there was his comment to Lincler about the Third Reich's 1000 year reign. I know it was just a gag, but still.

I can accept that.

I
love
Morty
And I hope that he loves me

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How will white guys ever recover?

>>95201200
>He's cute.

Keep taking the jewpill, goyim

BIG
MEATY
C____

>>95201040
It's like you don't even realize what OP was driving at.

>>95201530
You're right and /co/mblr keeps eating this shit up. For example Star Vs, I've never seen this board so exited about blondes throwing away their genes to brown invaders. /co/ is one of the few boards that's ok with white genocide and it's needs to be stopped

>>95201022
he likes Doctor Who?

>>95202446
By deporting Mexican children

>>95202368
I like Ellen. Brittany reminds me of the friend from Martin. Not the girlfriend, the other girl.

>>95202368
>/co/ would have done a shit ton of porn of her, saying hoe they want her to step on their dicks.
What about we start doing it now?

>>95202579
I thought that Star was actually some kind of bug and just takes that form to try and blend in with society.

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>>95201530
>>95202579
but the character is portrayed as a complete dick

>>95202795
I thought Star Vs. in its entirety was essentially an action harem show with a little Mexican protagonist. It's like Fate/esta noche.

>>95202795
>forgetting that Jackie exists
>also pretending that Star isn't just a human with lame powers
Don't forget about Marco's parents. That show is nothing but leftist propaganda

>>95202795
She is a bug but her species evolved in such a way to coincidentally look almost identical to humans, so no blending in magic required.

>>95201530
Explain how the relationship depicted with Brad is propaganda when he is an antagonist. Please tell me. Simply doubting your interpretation doesn't mean approving of white genocide. That's like calling someone racist because they don't like a character who just so happens to be nonwhite.

>>95202903
And she broke up with him. And the audience is expected to root AGAINST their relationship, in favor of Morty getting the girl. He's the bad guys from Revenge of the Nerds, we're not supposed to be swooning over Ebony and Ivory here. His race is purely coincidental in this case.

>>95202503
Big meaty Chad

I've solved it.

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>>95202983
anon probably didn't watch the show. A lot of the black characters on the show aren't really written as he described. Plus the black Ghost Train guy got cucked by ants

>>95201947
Yes, tell us everything. Leave NO deital out.

>>95201389
Reddit is okay

>>95203229
Is it really that bad of a thing to get cucked by ants?
I mean the bitch fucked a swarm of ants.

That's not so much "she betrayed me for another man", but more like "holy shit I was in a relationship with a psychotic ant-fucker".

>>95200985
>dreamworks face

>>95205134
It does reflect on the sort of women you take an interest in and your ability to determine if they're bugfuck crazy.

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>>95205037

no not at all. normie central. stupid "upboats!" system of conformity to the group think. shitty "posting history" means people can derail whatever opinion you post with "yeah, but you like jerking off to feet loser" Shit reply design best in shittiness only by twitter. plebbit is garbage, barely worth it for the porn, so just fucking tab back to you "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" tab ans close it out now or just close this one and never return.

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>>95201569
Stop using that word

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>>95202586
I bet Brad mostly watches it for the Mr. Bean reruns.

>>95205266
I hate Reddit's layout. I didn't even realize you could browse it for porn. The only time I've even glanced at it was to look for information, briefly. I also see it and placed like tumblr as sources of the awful prudishness that has gripped 4chan.

Because https://youtu.be/r05XDOFUsQw?t=17s

>>95200985
He's black and the cartoon is leftist propaganda.

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I need more Agent Tammy. That uniform and look of stoic determination flip all the right switches for me.

>>95202446
by building a wall

it did wonders for Middle Europe

>>95201530
>>95202579

Then go and fucking do something about it!

Go out there, and START KILLING NIGGERS!

Go catch some black kids, and slit their fucking throats!

You will never achieve anything if you just sit around and bitch all day!
Go ram a knife in some spick's eyesocket!

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>>95205747
I don't think I like where this is going.

>>95205266
What got you so worked up?

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>>95205799
A dislike of Reddit, apparently. That's not a big surprise, lots of people don't like Reddit.

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>>95200985
>It's an "anons project their fetishes/ insecurities onto a cartoon instead of having an actual discussion" episode

I hate reruns

>>95205818
Excited and scheming Jessica best Jessicas

>>95205877
emphasis of "insecurities"

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What does he see in her?

>>95205818
Not liking it is one thing, but getting upset over the very mention of it is Barneyfag levels of autism.

>>95206332
she was the only person willing to bang him

>>95202579

>A Burger calling Mexicans invaders

This lack of self-awareness is both hilarious and depressing

You guys were essentially the mudslimes of the Americas
The Aztecs are just taking back what is rightfully theirs

>>95206400
I had no idea the Aztecs were freeloaders who hang out outside hardware stores.

>>95201530
>>95202963

when will the "everything is propaganda" meme end?

>>95206428
it is their land
they can hang out wherever they want

>>95206400
Right of conquest baby. If the mexicans were trying to take back America by force then I'd be all about that.

>>95205266
it's fine for content aggregation, but it's awful in every other way including website layout. i sometimes check some subreddits for whatever news related to my hobbies, then leave. i dont see how anyone can have any kind of discussion on there, the comments sections may as well not even exist.

>>95206400

Why are you assuming he's a burger?
Did /co/ get flags when I wasn't looking?

>>95206436
I never said they couldn't, just that I learned something about the Aztecs today.
It's no wonder the Spaniards wiped them out so easily.

>>95206443
>Right of conquest

So you DO support white genocide

>>95206478
If that were the case, Mexicans would be white

>>95206443
I agree, it'd be hilarious watching a bunch of emaciated farmers with pitchforks get slaughtered.

>>95206469
only Burgers give a damn about Mexicans

>>95206488
Subversive fuckery I do not support. If you want to take a country, do it proper. With guns and artillery

>>95206517
So basically the exact opposite of what the Burgers did

>>95206517
So you basically do not recognize the majority of your country's territory

>>95201040
>>95201569

>>>r/cringe

>>95206544
I ain't even American

>>95206400
>Aztecs are just taking back what is rightfully theirs
Holy shit you are stupid, just do a quick google of Aztec territory you literal fucking retard and explain how US territory is "rightfully theirs".

>>95206578
and just how far is the US from the UK?

>>95206578
does not change the fact that everyone with no Injun blood has to GTFO out of America

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>>95206434
It'll take a huge major event that'll shock everyone to the point that they'll all be really mad at the same thing for a while. Then eventually they'll get exhausted with being mad all the time and actually want things to just be okay, as opposed to now when they're constantly searching for more shit to be pissed off about to feel important.

>>95202963
>Explain how the relationship depicted with Brad is propaganda when he is an antagonist.
For projecting the image of the weak white male against the dominant black who stole his womens.
And it's of course propaganda.

>>95206795
Then why isn't Rick black?

>>95206807
He is in at least one universe.

>>95206400
Aztec didn't lived in the USA, also i don't think a bunch of mongrels are real aztecs.

>>95206820
The other half of said mongrels bloodline is white

>>95206525
The burgers did nothing, amerindians died of diseases and they were unrelated to the foundings of american nation anyway, they were just random people living there and you love them because stereotypes from Hollywood.

>>95206816
which one?
https://pocketmortys.net/avatars

>>95206834
Yes but not according to anglo autistic standards.
Anyway the "Real mexican invasion" actually just happens in California, the ones from Texas, New Mexico or Arizona already lived there.

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>>95206434
He's at least partially right, you know.

>>95201389
What's funny to me is that the original post that person was replying to looks like a perfect example of a lazy, low-quality post that you'll see upvoted like mad on a regular basis on reddit.

>>95206836
>you love them because stereotypes from Hollywood

No
I just believe each race should stick to their home turf

By barging in and taking other people's stuff, you invite everyone else to do the same to you

>>95206807
Because he's the grandpa but i don't understand that question.

>>95206869
That's why you build defenses so they can't.

>>95206862
>California

You mean the one USA basically got through fraud?

>>95206879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM

>>95201022
Its not that hard to get a subscription to the British broadcasting corporation

>>95206894
This has been sitting in my library for ages. I really need to play it.
Digging this song, too.

>>95206864

>the existence of black people in a cartoon is propaganda
>this is a completely reasonable thing to think

>>95206869
We don't gives a shit because this was never true anyway, History is made of conquests and only the weak ones loss.
>By barging in and taking other people's stuff, you invite everyone else to do the same to you
No, you are not the one who decide the rules, White americans are just defending their own interests, but i don't blame, you were brainwashed like an entire generation to think there is a "general human interests" or some shit like that.

>>95206906
It's a pretty great game

>>95200985
Niggers are cool if you're privileged enough not to understand what that attitude usually entails. Its a comment on how dumb privileged white girls think.

>>95206886
>Fraud
yes, giving billions of dollars to Mexico to get empty lands is now fraud.

>>95206862
At least someone on this site knows their history

>>95206878
Because Rick is supposed to be the perfect man

>>95206879
They always find a way in

Some times, you are even stupid enough to drag them in against their will.

>>95206908
Niggers have no right to exist
All must be skinned alive and burned at the stake

>>95206909
I hope you will remember your own words once you are being gang-raped by mudslimes, while watching your children getting their eyeballs plucked-out and get literally skull-fucked

Trump won't be there to protect you forever.

>>95206982
This is different, it's a menace who could easily be wiped out but politics use them.
Also your 16 years old ISIS tier whining is so pathetic, you really want so murderous violence in Europe just because some dark chinks died of diseases even before the creation of the USA?
Anyway if Muslims take over Europe, they will turn it exactly like their own shitholes, in every cases they are losers.

>>95201530
hi /pol/
I agree

How many times do you think Jessica let him raw dog that (once tight) ginger pussy for hours on end ? Morty is small and his blurr doesn't impress me. It's funny to think that even if he does get Jessica she'll be so roastied out that it wouldn't even be worth it . All cavernous and soppy , each yanked out fold a Stark reminder of all the damage chaddy mc blackcock and his "homeboys like once or twice" did.
Morty is such a fucking loser. He should have stayed separated from his toxins

>>95207100
they will not stop at Europe tho
France has nukes

>>95205349
Every time I look at that thumbnail I see his mouth as a mustache and his beard as an open mouth smile.

>>95207169
I'm gonna assume 0 until proven otherwise.

>>95207201
The Nukes of France are nothing comparing to american and russian ones, also nukes could be removed, like on South Africa.
anyway muslims in europe are basically underclass third born generation immigrations often drug addicts or who finish to kill themselves in the worse cases, the secret services and the police know all of them.
there is more chance of a civil war against them successfull to europeans than a muslim conquests, in fact those people want to lives separated on their shitholes areas and shit their pants when a far right party almost wins the election, every shit they did is allowed and depend of the politics in fact.

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>People still throw around the term /co/mblr
>When threads like this exist

>>95207280
/pol/ and /co/mblr aren't mutually exclusive and both are pests in their own way.