https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NBg0YfRPS1

>>95196872
>Get me a jury and show me how you can say "in July", and I'll... go down on you

>Get back here Shocker! Shockeeerrrrr!! You can't escape me! I'll chase you to the ends of the Eaaaarth!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0ZRAmz-NWM

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind... or forgotten!

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil!
But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.

Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future, where my evil is law!

Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

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>Chapter 1
>Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "Okay," Rebecca replied, "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs looking like a wiener.

>Chapter 2
>"Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all. The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt. And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after. THE END

Actually a perfect impersonation

Stupid dog, you made me look bad. BOOGABOOGABOOGA!

>>95197699
Or maybe it really is him?

youtube.com/watch?v=tVFp8KTEw-k

>>95196872
"Ladies and Gentlemen, you won't BELIEVE, what happens next!"

Just gotta dump this load in that dirty pooter's floppy slot and collect my kudos.

>>95196872
Can you do:
"Kaolin The Killing Spirit?! What kind of fucking name is that!"

You look pretty...I look pretty...why don't we go home and stare at each other?

Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
You bastards!!

>>95196872
>Les poissons, les poissons

How I love les poissons

Love to chop and to serve little fish

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out their bones

Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice


Les poissons, les poissons

Hee hee hee, haw haw haw

With a cleaver I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside

And I serve it up fried

Cause I love little fishes, don't you?


Here's something for tempting the palette

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a malette

Then you slash off their skin

Give their belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in

'Cause it makes it taste nice


Zut alors, I have missed one!


Sacre bleu, what is this?

How on earth could I miss

Such a sweet little succulent crab

Quel Domage, what a loss

Here we go, in the sauce

Now some flour I think just a dab

Now I stuff you with bread

It don't hurt cause you're dead!

And you're certainly lucky you are

Cause its gonna be hot in zat big silver pot!

Tout-aloo mon poisson

Au revoir

>>95196872
I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come. But I needed those seeds real bad and I had to give 'em up just to get your parents off my back. So now we're gonna have to go get more. And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Morty. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Morty. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important. And they'll tear us apart, Morty. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Morty. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Morty, we're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Morty. Just you and me, Morty. The outside world is our enemy, Morty. We're the only

[belch]

Rick: friends we've got, Morty. It's just Rick and Morty. Rrrick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty, s... things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin' around and Rick and Morty time. Aaall day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com W W W dot Rick and Morty dot com W W W Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com W W W hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.

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>>95196872
>"It's like a Crime scene in my mouth"

>2 hours
I don't think he's coming

>>95199396
I will wait for OP. Surely he will deliver.

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All of Skeeter's dialogue here.

"I know you can hear MY thoughts boy... meow meow meow meow"

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Kept you waitin' huh?

>>95197022
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0poVEZAZTE2

>>95197629
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQrviTFzqx

>>95197636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7xfPf9eCd

>>95197700
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qz71zQesS1

>>95197944
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0js7ebBsydn

>>95199338
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0tMw0I53Khf

>>95199295
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SfOS0mb19m

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>>95199511

>>95199511
nice belch

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>>95199511
Can I suck your dick Mr. Gottfried?

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>>95199898
If I survive the hurricane, sure.

>>95199511
Holy shit

>Eehhhh... What's up, doc?

>>95199985
A Jew in Florida, what were the chances of that

>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
>N-Nani?!?!?

>YOU - ARE - A... *TOY*! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a... aw, you're - you're an action figure!
>You are a child's plaything!

>The next thing you're about to say is "Did you plan all of this too, JoJo" toyuu?

It's like I always say, subtext is just an anagram for buttsex.

Jughead, get over here and eat my ginger rosebud like it was the last hamburger on earth.

>>95199511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8UBnR3AWuo

>Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
>It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
>Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!
>Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
>Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
>What is a man? (flings his wine glass aside) A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!

Also, link your old thread on /v/. I was coming home from work and missed it, now it's off the catalogue.

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>>95200391
I second this one here, you are a god among men

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>>95200337
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NPC8n2Bfkq

>>95200435
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0s1cZL7wgth

>>95200704
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qNv8aMP6Ku

>>95200592
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1G7w3FDN14A

>>95200704
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sFEHfEPSvc

>>95200864
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jbdg9Si0dV

>>95201368
My most recent thread on /v/ was short lived.
>>389680167
As for the quote, I've already done that one to death.

>>95199511
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SfOS0mb19m
You went a little Brooklyn there at the end.
8/10

>I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

>>95202398
>sir, we serve food here

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Here is something that is painful to read.

And it is entirely too long for something like this.

*schoolgirl*
Mr. Saru, tell me. Did Yuma come through for you?

*teacher*
Kid's got a lot of heart, and a pretty good sized dick, but I'm not sure about his balls. It could be the folly of youth I guess. It takes a real man to be a blackmailer. Could just be the folly of youth I guess. It takes a real man to grind your victims in the dirt and decimate them completely, y'know? To make them grovel and then shit on their hopes and dreams. Fuck them till they bleed, and then fuck them some more *sigh*

*school girl*
You're so romantic Mr. Saru.

*teacher*
Absolutely....now take your panties off, you little fucking slut.

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>>95196872
Can you please say
"Ark hates Freaks and smells like doodoo"? It's a running gag between me and my friend.

>>95202236
Holy kek, you nailed my Bugs and Woody requests. Thanks, Mr. Gottfried!