All about Servers

>>95192640
>"Helping Your Child Understand the Stay-Home Server"

That's mommy's work computer, hun.

There, I saved us all about ten pages.

>>95192791
Oh, you are just taking the piss here mate.

>>95193048
>>95193074
>>95193103
I don't. What?

Was this book just an advertisement for windows home server by microsoft?

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>>95192631
Why does this even exist? Who thought this needed to exist? When have servers ever been a been such an issue as to need something like this to exist? What the fuck?

>>95193222
>first gained prominence in the 80's with his pioneering work on electric pencil sharpeners in the home

Okay.

>>95193194
yes.

>>95193103
>>95193134
He's just jealous, jealous of the Blinkety-blink.
he can't stop thinking about the Blinkety-blink.
When he closes his eyes he sees the Blinkety-blink.
In his dreams he chases the Blinkety-blink.
Blinkety-blink.

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why are they jealous, /co/?
What didn't their daddy buy them?

>>95193255

It's a joke, autist

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>>95193466
>a starter butt plug and some KY

>>95192709
>>95192743
As someone with an office job, this is 100% factual.

>>95193466
Tub of lube

>>95192709
>storing servers at the office
How quaint.

I thought this was gonna be one of those fake out children's books and the server comes alive and tears them limb from limb, paving way for the robot apocalypse.

>>95192967
You fools. Backups are useless without an on-site AND off-site.

These people are just begging to lose all their shit in a fire.

Aww, I was hoping this was gonna turn lewd.

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>>95193601

>>95193048
>>95193074
>Haha look at that fag with their home server!
Is this something people actually do?

>>95192631
That's a good question.
What individual needs a server that big?

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>>95193159
Oh, it all makes sense now. It is nothing more than an advertisement for a Windows Server.

>>95193832
perfect

As a server admin, I got a chuckle from this.

Children's picture books drive me crazy, because they're the one thing yo can't find for free on the internet, despite 4chan's insistence you can find anything on the internet.

>>95194051
Is there a scan of the teachers racist pepe book yet?

>>95192640
>>95193222
>Tom O'Connor, Ph. D.
>Ph. D.
>someone who has a Ph. D. wrote this shit
Imagine going through years of college just to end up writing children's books to shill Microsoft products.

>>95194130
I don't know how anyone can call it racist when it has a frog and centipede as friends.

>>95194051
Children's books are hard to find in the internet, period. I wanted to find the Bailey School Kids books, after some 4chan threads reminded me they existed, and found absolutely jack and shit.

>>95192791
What.

Or you could, get a dropbox or something.

>>95193048
Nobody does this but I am tempted to do it.

>>95193074
>grown adults encouraging children to bully over a home server.

>>95192791
>Descartes.png

>>95193466
>tfw you can't play minecraft at 200 frames because dad's a Jew

>>95193792
When a mommy and daddy love each other very much

>>95192672

>Mommy has a lot of porn to store honey.

Fixed that for you.

>>95193257
'80s*

>>95192889
But you don't need a server to do that. You can do that shit peer to peer
>>95192912
>>95192941
This is somewhat more useful.

>>95192912
>uncle who smells like bark

Is that a codeword for 'booze'?

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>>95192941

>>95192631
That was a good laugh.

Thanks OP.

>>95194542
>not buying a 10k$ server to share music and go on facebook
it's like you want to be a normie

>>95194565
Fuck me harder bill gates.

>>95192631
Someone shop a mexican here.

>>95194565
Is this a smug loli?

>>95194264
The internet never forgets they say.

Bullshit. It may never forget, but it sure as hell will stop caring enough to remember.

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>>95192941
Animal porn or yaoi needs to be shipped here

>>95194665
Shes getting penetrated.

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>>95194614
>>95194665
I 1up'd myself. Someone blank out the screen and make it editable.

>>95192825
>Give her the S

>>95192631
what's with child book and talking about autistic people?

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>>95193103
Ok what fucking kind of lily white life audience is this author trying to reach? I mean REALLY?

>>95193103
>console peasants.jpg

>>95194551
Nah, some people just spend so much time doing outdoor things that tgey carry the smell.

>>95193159
Holy shit. It was a fucking ad.

>>95194131
It can be still rough right out the gate after graduation sometimes.

>>95193016
>>95193048
>>95193074

what is this, some sort of parody of religious pamplets?

>>95194398
>storing 2 Tbs of hentai and horse porn on dropbox

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>>95194508
>When a mommy and daddy love each other very much
they give birth to an autistic chronic masturbator.

>>95192791
>>95192825
>/g/ gets married

>>95194924
I prefer the male version.

>>95193048
>console players see a PC user

>>95192631
I guess this is a joke but when it started talking about microsoft home servers I started to wonder if it was some crazy ad. I remember seeing off the wall but genuine ads like this. Like that crazy ad comic where the company's rival was a bunch of supervillains the protagonists were fighting against. Some ads seem about this batshit.

I love the idea that all the neighborhood kids are bullying the girl because her family has a home server.

>>95193048
>>95193074
>>95193103
>consolefags make fun of the PC girl
>she points out they are just jealous because they are too poor to afford a good PC
This got too real

>>95192631
BUT HER EMAILS

>>95192631

I knew what this thread was going to be about before OPs thumbnail even loaded

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Did this really need to be made, was the money put forward for this really worth it?

>>95195045
What

>>95195045
Well, now......

>>95194051

the only way to find kid's books online is if they're either recent enough and by a relevant enough publisher that they get an online release anyway, they're nostalgic books everyone had, or they get some kinda meme potential like that book with the bear and his hat.

>>95195045
That was one of those monkey paw things.

>>95193792
>m-muh lewds owo
Faggot

Someone link /g/ to this.

>>95194051

One of these days there is probably going to be a private tracker specifically for curating obscure children's media, by far the most difficult thing to find online.

So that's where that elf slave comic came from.

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>>95193048
>>95194973
>>95195004

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fuck me that was hilarious

good job OP

>>95195605
Ma sides.

>>95195605
wew

>>95195605
oh fuck you

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This was great OP. As a code monkey tired as shit on a Friday afternoon, this is just what I needed

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>>95192941
I have this reaction image from 2014.
Never expected to post it again or ever see the source.

>>95194924
source?

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>>95194801
For the kek gods

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>>95192631
huh, so that's were that image comes from, to be honest I always thought someone shopped that server into a real children's book

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>>95194264
>Bailey School Kids
Fuck Anon, I love children's books, I never read these Bailey School Kids books, but now that I googled it I really want to.

>>95194051
I was lucky enough to find one of my favorite books as a kid and I was going to storytime it... but then I realised it was in portuguese. Pic related

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>>95193048

>>95192853
Why don't the fucking bitch daughter and mom help to install their own damn home server dad isn't their slave

>>95193555
At least the Domain Controller and File Server should be on site.

Remember that god damn book where Barbie was "A computer genius", but pretty much let her dumb token gay friends do everything for her, while she takes the credit?

imagine being such a frustrated PCfat you fucking fund a kid book to explain your mom that you bought a 100 tera server in her garage to play minecraft

>>95194051
I just read one for free on the internet in this very thread.

>>95196671
>>95198176
This book was actually a promotional thing from Microsoft to sell Windows Home Server. It was a good product but didn't catch on so we only got WHS and WHS2011 then they stopped making it.

>>95194264
I have a few at my grandma's house.

>>95196791
>I never read these Bailey School Kids books, but now that I googled it I really want to.
Good fucking luck, anon. I couldn't find a download, torrent or online book of the series for shit.
>I was lucky enough to find one of my favorite books as a kid and I was going to storytime it... but then I realised it was in portuguese. Pic related
Well, what a fucking coincidence. You're lucky today, I can help you with this I am a BR.

>>95198062
Underrated post

Dont buy into the cloud shit when you want your documents and document accessories to work fast.

And try telling an office full of assholes that their main office folder is down because connection at the datacenter is down. See if they believe you.

>>95194565
Is she streaming nudes?

>>95192743
I just know there's a meme to be had here somehow....

>>95196791
Oh fuck, I remember that book. My dad was fucking obsessed with teaching us how terrible strangers are, so like 90% of the books we had as kids were terrifying shit like this. And now all of us have crippling social anxiety and can't hold a job and my dad wonders what's wrong with us.

>>95192825
>>95192791
This is fucking unreal

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>>95196509

>>95192941
...(you)s!

>>95198839
>shadman

>>95194551
>>95194868
wood guy here, can confirm freshly sawed-up oak trees do smell exactly like Jack Daniels and plenty of it. unfortunately cops do not know this and do not usually believe you when you tell them.