today's Garfield

What'd the point in comics if you're being this lazy about them. May as well be clip art.

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The one from my birthday, which is better?

>>95186644
I understand that you're trying to usurp Heathanon, OP, but it's just not going to happen.

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>to dziecko nie jest moje, te dziecko jest cos z ciemnosci. ja urodzilam ludzkie przeklenstwo. ja moge zapytac o laske co ja nie dostane. moja dusza bedzie polknieta i wymiotowana i polknieta jeszcze raz. na zawsze. chory zart ale nikt sie nie smieje. moja krew zostanie. smierc nie jest koncem. jestem w piekle. to jest pieklo.

>>95186644
could be a 4chan banner

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>>95186644
>Red shirt John
What's his power level?

>>95187653
Shouldn't there be a couple more pairs of them?

>>95187676

thats Jon's comfy fall look

>>95186644
That could almost be a 4chan banner.

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>>95187653
Where was this from?

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>>95189944
N-NANI

>>95189616
This one's a classic for me. I love the skeeviness coming from Jon

>>95186682
>no curiosity killed the cat joke
i am dissapoint

>>95189944
wow you literally removed the punchline
get off the board, davis

>>95190285
an old advert for the Pet Force

>>95186970
The grammar and wording are pretty odd. I wonder if this is intentional, or the writer of this sequence doesn't know polish very well

>>95189944

So the unedited version of this strip implies Garfield cant normally talk, right? How does he answer the phone regularly and order food from waiters?

>>95188081
A good amount of Garfield comics could, but they aren't because they're dull.

>>95186680
you're not too far off I think. if I'm not mistaken the comic has been constructed from assets for a while now and isn't drawn by hand.

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What did he mean by this?

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garfield used to be so much more violent

>>95198226
That can't be real.
>it is
the fuck

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Thread been open for hours and no ones posting it, damn it, you are letting /co/ down !

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>>95198505

>>95198527
I don't get this one

>>95198545
Jon suddenly realizes that he's going to stick a pipe in his mouth right after it's been in his cat's, reconsiders, and gives it back.

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>>95198545
No one does, ever

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>>95198577
No, its Garfield magic, the pipe reappears back with the cat and Jon doesnt know why or how

>>95198617
He has that look on his face in the third panel for a reason.

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>>95198730

No, it has a deeper meaning

>>95198415
whatever happened to black-hair guy?

>>95199205
Jon killed him and took his dog

>>95189616

This was very likely drawn by someone at Paws (the other character's designs don't mesh with Jon's)

>>95198415
>US middle eastern policy.gif

>>95189944
Plz explain

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>>95198548

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>>95194746
Is this the same artist who does tranny bubsy?

>>95198226
I didn't know Jon ever insulted garfield so bad

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>>95198226

>>95202487
woah

>>95194746
I laughed, but then I have a boner.

>>95201670
well it doesn't have a big honkin donkey dick on it so i'd have to guess "no"

>>95193169
When that actress auditioned for the role, they saw on her CV that she could speak polish - so they asked her to say the lines in polish instead. It sounded cool to them (gives it more of a weird/indie vibe) so they got her to do it in polish

So it's her fault

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woah...

>>95205899
If there's one thing life has taught me, it's that dog semen doesn't look anything like coffee.

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>>95186644
my favorite garfield comic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_NeqMAAsBk

>>95206448
made me Iaugh

>>95206448
>actual good joke
n-nani

>>95199205
He was lost in the jungle for a few years.

>>95205899
Wait, why does she just have dog semen lying around in an open container while she's in an appointment with an entirely different patient?

>>95208917
so jon would accidentally drink it

>>95206448

I miss garfield being actually cute

>>95209024
its the nutsack faces that make me king

>>95186970
as a pole I kinda freaked out when that scene came in
the polish used is kinda awkward though, as if it was translated by an amateur, it's way too literal a translation

>>95199599
kek'd

>garfield thread instead of heathcliff thread
Am I on bizarro /co/?