>Pearl: any woman >Greg: anons a perfect representation.

>>95185846
We make sick music, bang some thick bitches and spark envy among pastel colored skinny bitches?

>greg: good person
>pearl: horrible person

yeah sounds correct to me.

>>95185881
>Cucking some bulimic twig of a lesbian with the THICC beauty she was constantly lusting after
I salute Greg.

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>>95185881
also live in a van, have a dead-end job and bald prematurely

>>95185916
Yes but greg now has a fuck ton of money.

>>95185916
didn't he win the lottery?

>>95185916
>>95185947

He's only forty years old. That bothers me.

https://youtu.be/IB7iTVVBhb0?t=52

>>95185959

No - it was royalties. Farty Marty had sold the rights to one of his songs to a company which used it for one of their commercials.

Say what you will about Marty, he knows a good deal when he sees one.

>>95185846
I wish lesbians hated me for stealing their waifus.

>>95185989

Really? You want heartbroken lesbian enemies?

Pearl secretly likes Greg. It's hard to resist him.

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>>95185972
>only forty years old
>only

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>>95186106
This. GregXPearl is the true endgame. Fuck Connie and Steven.

>>95186120

I'm forty-three and I am the best shape of my life.

(Yes, yes, I know... autistic, mental age about sixteen.)

>>95186120
40 years YOUNG

>>95186024
Do Lesbians swear revenge on each other when some other lesbian swoops in on the woman they're going for?

If so then since they're surviving each other's revenge plots, I might be able to as well. If not then I doubt the potential revenge-seeker will give a single fuck about what I've done.

Either way; risk status: worth it

>>95186222

I don't know, but their 'talent pool' is smaller than the one we heteros share. So the desirable ones are probably at a premium.

>>95185916
And a millionaire

>>95185916
He's now rich as shit, owned a small business before and lives in his van so he can be close to Steven

>>95185846
>ate so much space ass his wife died
sign me up

>>95186280
Same with fags but then dont pull that kinda shit

>>95186024
They'll get over it once they've cried and sung about it enough.

>>95185846
>a Hellen Jo episode
>the current state of the world
a perfect representation

>>95186343

They're guys.

>>95186368

Or stabbed you.

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>tfw no Pearl gf

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>>95185846
You mean we fuck hot GIANT WOMEN with thicc bodies, making skinny lesbians jealous?

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>>95186160
Fuck no, that would be terrible.

For one thing that bitch is too skinny.

>>95185916
And filthy stinking rich.

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>>95185846
When are they gonna fuck?

>>95186606
What would her moans sound like, /co/?

>>95185846
>Pearl: in a shitty show
>Greg: also in a shitty show

>>95186821
Lion roars.

>>95186849
Unf

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f/m/k

>>95187745
fuck blue
marry Earl
kill yellow

Blue clearly has the best ass of the 3 though.

>Anons cuck the shit out of thin bitches by fucking their smoking hot thick love interest to death and making said skinny bitch raise their lovechild, write kickass songs, make millions in royalties, and are loved by pretty much everyone around them while making like Cincinnatus by actively choosing to live a simple life
What the fuck I love being anonymous now

>>95188121
But if we're all Anon... does that mean we've murdercocked every thicc gril to death?

>>95186821
>What would her moans sound like

https://soundgasm.net/u/Oolay-Tiger/Jasper-Goes-Native-Steven-Universe-18

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>>95185846
I fuck bitches so hard I literally fuck them to death?

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>>95188104
>Killing best Pearl