The one question that has plagued thinkers for all time

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>>95182702
How in the hell did those 3 seashells work in Demonlition Man?

>>95182735
Go to bed Mr. Supervillain Shuffle

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>>95182702
how does his peeneye work
does it just cry jizz or something

>>95182702
Who is?

>>95182702
What came first: The chicken, or the dude-en?

>>95182702
How can you have a Dozen Donuts, get one more, and still have a Dozen?

Wherever there's injustice, I was there...
Wherever there's suffering, I was there...

Normally I am all for nonsense, but I don't think I "get" this show.

>>95182765
What?

>>95182702
WHAT DOTH LIFE?

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>>95182702

>>95184236
The appeal is wordplay and running jokes.

Are traps gay was never the question wise men asked, the question asked by the wise is "does liking traps make you gay?" As no sane human being cares what what a bottom bitch prefers.

>>95182702
RANCH
OR
COOL RANCH

TASTE

>>95182702
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?

THE

>>95184516
That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by god. I believe that because we are here that means that there is some sort of higher power by some degree...

>>95183053
He pees out his snake arm like a regular snake would.

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>>95182702
>>95184516
>>95184600

Reminder that the assets for Xavier, young Xavier, and Chief Master Guru were released by Adult Swim.

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>>95182702
>>95184696
Alternatively

>>95184600
YES OR NO?!?

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>>95184696
>>95184850

>>95184864
I liked Vectorman

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>>95184864
SO, it was ME all along! NOW I understand what's happening in here, I just need to go through the black door.

>>95184902
Same, probably would've made a great Saturday morning action cartoon.

>>95182702
Xavier literally makes less sense than R&M. Its pure "LOL RANDOM".

>>95182702
Will rick and morty haters ever get over their insecurities or will they continuously try to prove they're too smart to watch something so dumb?

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>>95182735

>>95185742
>Amine style confused at the sight of big nose

>>95182702
are traps gay?

>>95185862

I was always convinced traps = bisexual because it's about having the best of both worlds.

>>95182702
Does snake hand want Xavier's big black eye

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>>95182702
WHAT DO THE ZOOTROPOLIS PREDATORS EAT

>>95182702
You Snoze, you Loze.

>>95185956
You nappa, you get a slappa.

>>95185884
so it's gay then?

>>95186050

half

>>95186077
a gay is gay you can't say it's only half

>>95186164

No, if my dick is already hard despite skipping the foreplay, and i plunge it inside, then it's only half a gay.

>>95184026
A baker's dozen is thirteen. So yes.

>>95186003
You Slumber,

A Cucumber.

>>95182702
Where'd you get that? I thought xavier's model was lost to time

>>95182702
What doth life?

>>95186264
see
>>95184720

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>>95182702
>>95183053
>>95185742
I want to see more xavier fanart goddamnit

>>95186380
well, uh

got a link?

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>>95186406

>>95186406
it finally hit me why I like xavier as a character so much.

he's just johnny bravo's hippie fursona

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>>95186480
>xavier's symbol replaces the stick figure when the face turns happy

WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEAN

>>95186467
Xavier is kind of good looking actually

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>>95186467
What? No. Johnny's way dumber.

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>>95186502
Anon, I didn't know you were bi!
I mean, I have noticed you checking me out in the shower. I gotta say...

I'll put a baby in your butt someday

>>95186502
xavier sfm porn when?

>>95184516
THERE IS NO GOD MORTY

>>95186754
How would an encounter between reddit Sanchez and xavier go

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>>95186875

>>95186919
pain:tasted

But Xavier is an ignorant narcissist who was always an asshole. Quite literally seeing himself as a "savior". It doesn't help the stupid fuck constantly asks "What doth life" which is a horrible idea. As it always causes problens, not to mention we see everything from Xavier's fucked perspective.

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>>95187013
>xavier
>savior

why did I only just get this

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Did somebody ask for OFFICIAL 3D MODELS?
https://mega.nz/#!TogBhIDS!C-_Bn7Rgc5pLjvRIBg-K9ZCJWz_HUKZBi9x0LxGQwsc

https://web.archive.org/web/20110614041832/http://i.cdn.turner.com/adultswim/promos/xaviercontest/tools/media/contestmodels.zip

>>95182702
who was phone

>>95186164
A gay
is a gay,
No matter where you go

>>95187013
Shut your badly drawn mouth Rick

>>95187056
can someone confirm that this isn't dolphin pornography

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>>95187394
it's legit

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Literally never seen a XRA thread until I saw it a binged it a couple of weeks ago.
A..Am I in a Truman show kinda thing?

>>95185945
INSECT PASTE

NO REALLY

>>95186533

But first, let's figure out how's he gonna make us cum with his succulent eyeball dick...or make his succulent eyeball dick cum....

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>>95187484
>eyeball licking fetish porn of xavier's peneye

>>95187453
No, it's just popular again.

>>95187056
>been learning bits and pieces of how blender works, havent had a good thing to practice with
>see this

xavier fanvids soon

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>>95187555
Nice!

>>95187513

Holy shit how could I forget about that?
Now let's just ask Xavier if he's bi or nah.
THEN we make a SFM porn of him

Just skip the asking part, SFM pr0n of the what doth life man now.

>>95182702

So Justin, when are we gonna get that Xavier/RAM crossover?

>>95187453
I saw one a few months ago and I saw all of season 1, but I'm saving season 2 for a rainy day. Wish there were more episodes.

>>95187352
Why would you ever defend the anti-buddha? He's literally so out of touch with reality, and the universe that when he tears it apart he doesn't even notice it happens. Even his "desert wanderings" seem to be figments of his deluded imagination. As almost everytime something like Xavier meeting himself happens. It happens in the desert.

>>95187056

sfm porn when

>>95188414
>Not realising all of it was Sand Madness

Can't fool me Xavier, I know what kind of a monster you are.

I saw that thread yesterday.

All those poor animu waifus.

>>95188604
I'm sure he had a good reason to do it. This thread was probably the conclusion to an exciting Xavier adventure, the rest just happened off-screen.

>>95184600
Thing is, maybe I am just retarded when it comes to matter of spirituality and God but I felt that Xavier had an interesting point woven into his mess of answer.

>>95188766
Xavier was mostly a mockery of the first world new age spiritualism, but within that I'm sure you can find a more genuine exploration of the concept of a deity.

>>95184362
>does liking traps make you gay?

That is what are traps gay means.

>>95182702

>My name is Xavier
>See commercials for this as a kid and avoid it out of disgust
>All throughout its run and even to this day, people ask me if I like this show

Should I continue avoiding watching this show, or was there every anything good about it?

>>95188604
Xavier purged anime?
Fucking based

>>95188990
its random as fuck, its like rick and morty that is devoid of all things that make sense

>>95186228
You catch up on some zzeds,
You get out of my heads!

>>95189135
THE THOUGHTS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR MIND
GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD XAVIER

>>95189098
Also the animation is intentionally low quality yet good and full of small details.

>>95189098
It's random, but almost nothing is wasted.

>>95189098
It actually follows its own internal continuity better than R&M does.

>>95189135
You Slumber,

Ham... Bu- Ahh I don't wanna tall about nothin' else!

>>95189291
Its not that hard honestly

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>mfw listening to the extended theme song for the first time

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>>95189538
Mfw

>>95189538
It almost makes me wish there was a version of the show that was played straight

>>95185633
t. Brainlet

>>95189538
It's a long hard dusty road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIrOYb0PkJ8