Let's begin.

th-thanks...

>>95175676
YOU FOOL

So does Maui look like a caveman because he's thousands of years old so he's born in a time where humans were less evolved, or because he's a Pacific Islander?

>>95176999
Because he wants to be that way

>>95175782
Semiminidemi god! It's not like I like you or anything.

>>95176999
It's because he's a the epitome of bear mode so he can fight God-like entities.

>>95175611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA3OqkSX4QA

>>95175611
WHAT CAN I SAY

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ALSO I LASSOED THE SUN

>>95175611
A guy I know from highschool (we're college freshmen now) posted a video on facebook doing an awful cover of this song. Bizarrely awful. No music, terrible voice, he doesn't even fully know the words. It was so bad that it became a meme among me and the friends I still talk to. So the other night I got the idea to sync it up to the actual clip from the movie. It's on youtube now, it's totally golden.
/blogpost

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>>95175611
SPIN IT!

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>>95178741
I love how you took the time to write this post about how you made a youtube video making fun of someone and didn't even bother to link it.

>>95176999
Part of his backstory is that he was so ugly his parents threw him away

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>>95178897
gotta see if there's interest first ;)

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>>95178960
Post it then

>>95178960
post it anon

>>95178960
do it

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>>95178960

>>95178960
do it fag

>>95179033
>>95179095
>>95179178
>>95179187
>>95179208
Aight, go nuts. Don't mind the shitty school projects on the channel.
https://youtu.be/BPPiWHiLXhs

Whats with the moana-posting?

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TOMORROW I'LL

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>>95179244
jesus christ

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>>95179244
>>>
W E W
L A D

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>>95179244

>>95177287
I love this

>>95179244
>that clap

>>95179244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhOtCsNN3vA
This is pretty cute anon

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>>95179556
You're pretty cute, anon.
The second one is better than the first if you're watching them.

>>95179600
no problem Cameron

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What is this expression trying to convey?

>>95180394

I see you've never enjoyed the company of a woman, friend anon.

>>95178928
He's not really "ugly" he just looks unevolved. Just being ugly doesn't give you a skeleton or cranium like that.

>>95179244

Tell him we enjoyed this.

>>95180394
>Ha Ha okay okay
>I see what's happenin' yeah
>face to face with 10 fat inches and it's strange
>you don't even know how you feel
>well it's nice to see that humans never change
>open your thighs, let's begin
>yes it's Maui! Ease it in!
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod!
>when you're swallowing a demigod!

>>95182596
WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE TIGHT

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>>95179244
He's gonna hate you so much for this
Thank you

>>95182651
LIKE THE ISLANDS I PULLED FROM THE SEA!

>>95178722
Is it just me or is that a The Kingdom of the Sun reference?
Not too familiar with Polynesian mythology myself.

>>95182847
It's a legit Polynesian mythology thing
Even the whole eel coconut tree thing is from a Polynesian myth

>>95182878
Okay, thanks.
Because the canceled Disney film The Kingdom of the Sun also had one of the characters lassoing the sun to kill the main villain.

>>95178897
Asking the only question to be asked

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>>95179244
>>95179244
>that fucking clap.
Don't know why but that clap made me lose it. Thanks for the kek, anon.

>>95179244
>that clap
Well he committed to the role by clapping at least.
Most covers omit that.

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She's da best.

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> some powerful guy causes the great spirit to become corrupted

> hero starts out on the island of Mata Nui Motunui

> meets up with another hero

> they butt heads and don’t get along at first

> through their adventure of working together to fight evil they become a better team

> go down a giant hole into Makuta’s lair the realm of monsters and fight manas a giant crabs

> the great spirit turns out to be a giant island

> the movie ends with almost everyone leaving the island to voyage to other islands

What can you taste except my pre cum?

>>95183276
Bionlce autism is so impenetrable for me that it becomes endearing. I've seen the summary vidoes and shit but it's still exotic and strange.

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>>95179244
>THE BAWWD

YOU'RE WHALE CUM

>>95183176
Why do most covers omit the clap?

>>95179244
Kek

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Maui save us from Irma

>>95182290
Yes, it can, and in this case it did. All you have to do to be ugly is lack good aesthetics, no need to be pedantic over this shit.

>>95179244
I felt pretty indifferent towards this until I got to that clap

holy shit my fucking sides

KID HONESTLY I CAN GO ON AND ON
I CAN FILL EVERY HOLE WITH MY PEARLY CUM
THE CUNT THE ASS THE MOUTH
OH THATS THE HOLES ITLL BE DRIPPING OUT
GRAB ON MY EEL AND FONDLE MY NUTS
FEEL MY HOT SEMEN FLOW INTO YOUR GUTS
WHATS THE LESSON WHAT IS THE TAKEAWAY
FINGER ME IF YOU WANT ME TO CUM STRAIGHT AWAY
AND THE PUBIC HAIR HERE ON MY DICK
IS A FOREST FOR ISLAND GIRL SPIT
LOOK WHERE IVE BEEN
IVE MAKE ORGASMS HAPPEN
LOOK AT THAT MEAN MINI MAUI JUST STIFFING AND FAPPIN'
HA HA HA HA HA HA
[LoudNigra.mp3]

>>95183988
parents would be ugly fucks too though.

>>95175611
I highly doubt he did all the things he says in the song

He sounds like a real bullshitter and he lays it on thick.

>>95179244

Voice actor here, minor acting tip:

At 0:24-0:26 and 0:39-0:31 you clearly hold back on volume and go to a whisper, when instead you should be screaming. You do it several times, but these were the first two I saw.

Resist the urge to whisper, it's a rookie mistake when you're going for seriousness OR comedy. It sounds like you're trying to avoid waking up the neighbors or bothering your family or something and it sounds worse than I know you can do, based on what I'm hearing.

Trust me when I say it's way funnier if you give it your all, even if you fail then when you kinda wuss out and whisper lines you NEED volume for it to sound good, or at least have heart if it sounds "bad".

So, what I believe you're trying to say, is "thank you[

>>95184011
>GRAB ON MY EEL AND FONDLE MY NUTS
>FEEL MY HOT SEMEN FLOW INTO YOUR GUTS
apex fucken kek

>>95179244
holy shit that clap killed me

>>95184016
recessive genes, mutations and trauma related birth defects are all things that can make you ugly despite having models for parents

>>95179319

Sha sha ungis ungis ungis bang bang icka icka

>>95179244
Fuckin lol

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>>95179244
>The children cheering at the end
What the fuck?

>>95184081
Doesn't seem like he's got any of those except maybe recessive genes.

>>95184036
That's not him singing bruv, that's his friend that he's making fun of.

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>>95179244
I can't breath, and neither can your friend at the end.

>>95182596
>>95184011
the song is almost complete

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What other possibilities of verbal communication are available besides a common phrase typically used to follow up another being's act of gratefulness for one's actions meeting another's desires?

For the tides, the sun, the sky!

>>95184029
Then how did we get coconuts?

>>95185618
There have been a few sexual versions posted.

>>95186097
Took me a bit to work it out but worth the kek

>>95186117
Consider that.

https://youtu.be/NoGmvaBqu_M

>>95183276
Is Bionicle the baneposting of /toy/ essentially?

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>>95179244
Fucking Kek

>>95179244
Oh god that clap!