Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?

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Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?

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Alright! Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders with destruction of every major city on Earth.

>>95163181
I know exactly who you are, Colonel Klink

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>>95163228
Headquarters.

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>>95163238
Good evening.

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Would you believe it?! It's Doom on the phone!

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>>95163259

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>>95163259
What's on your evil mind?

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>>95163297
>>95163319
Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well. I have plotted my revenge on you. Now, I shall have it! Bid farewell to your friends!

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>>95163333
Doom hates us all, but in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me.

>>95163181
I can tell you of a time when Christmas happened a time too many

>>95163444
Go on....

>>95163659
Twas the late nineteenth century, during the infamous Gay Eighties, and you better believe that they were gay.

Now, some will say that it was a boy who started the incident, but I know that it was a girl. Matilda Cranston, was her name, a girl of about eight years or so at the time, though probably more these days.

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>>95163693

>>95163728
What?

I always want to try and turn people on to DOOM, but nobody appreciates skits these days.

>>95163181
It's Baron Von Lenz, Hollywood director. Or should I say the Imposter pretending to be him! He's evil! Get him!

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Is it time for a saturday storytime already? No? Awww