Dastardly & Muttley #01 Storytime

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>>95162032

>>95162032

To rope Ennis into this they had to make it military-based.

>>95162032
>garth penis
of course he makes them military can he write literally anything else not even bay sucks off the military this much

>>95162032
Are they the good guys here? Also how was grimdark wacky racer?

>>95162130
grimdark and not very good

>>95162115
>of course he makes them military

Ennis likes military comics. He has enough money where it's all he wants to write.

Like how Bendis insists on writing cape books even though he's TRASH

>>95162115
>Guy based on the Red Baron was in the military

>>95162088
>suicide squads
Heh

Better than expected. Thanks Reburrth.

>>95162104
>implying this wasn't Ennis's idea on the first place.
Ennis is a funny guy.

that was cute.

It's Ennis so it's going to at the very least be decent.

>>95162271
>that was cute.
>It's Ennis
Does not compute.

I.

Liked this.

Guess I'll keep reading. thanks OP.

>>95162104
Dick Dastardly was always in the military. Not America's , but still.

>>95162032
Holy shit I totally forgot about this book and that it was being written by Ennis.

>>95162058
>>95162067
I like it already

>>95162289
did you somehow miss the five million Rover Red Charlie storytimes?

>>95162058
>>95162067
This is off to a fun start.

Thanks OP. Now, I cannot wait for issue #2.

I don't even know WHAT this is, but it was a fun read. Thank you, OP.

Great first issue. Will definitely be picking up the future issues.

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>>95162104

>Implying that that's not part of the source material.

>>95162425
I think it is the story of a realistic world being turned into a wacky cartoon world.

>>95162634
>Pigeon
>Pig One

Well, we know what they're gonna have to do.

STOP THE PIG ONE!

>>95162041
>he posts the ads

It's weird that this comic even exists.

>The pigeon is a runaway drone
This is so stupid, I love it.

>>95162041
>6 issues
FUCK! I thought this was going to be a one shot

>>95162183
>>95162197
>>95162208
>The agent slowly turning into a Bugs Bunny villain
Heh. Seems interesting, and fairly trippy.

>>95162226
Yes, this is enjoyable. Much better than the Wacky Races comic.

>>95162067
Did DC just nuclear bomb an explicitly muslim country, on panel, after having them mention Allah's glory?
They got big balls.

>>95163981
Ennis don't care

>>95162067
>Garth fucking Ennis doing a Dastardly and Muttley comic for DC

Best possible timeline.

>>95163981
Well if you look later in the comic, Dasterdly questions why it isn't a radioactive death-zone. So something cartoony happened instead.

>>95162104

>Has never seen Catch the Pigeon [/spoiler] I know that's not the real title [/spoiler]

End yourself

>>95164126
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON

Damn, that was really fun.

Though I'm not sure how this could be in continuity with the other Hanna-Barbera titles because of Wacky Raceland.

>>95164138
I think they just decided to let everything be in its own continuity as far as I can tell.

>>95164214
Wasn't it Jim Lee's dream to have them all be in one continuity though?

>>95164248
thats just Future Quest, which Flinstones is implied canon to.

>>95163981
First Ennis comic?

>>95163981

How long until there's rioting all throughout the Muslim world, and the DC officers get shot up?

>>95164137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG5VpGk

>>95164353
I wonder if the other two guys will show up in the comic.

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My two favorite guys.

>>95162032
>1 of 6

WHAT IN THE FUCK?!

>>95162048
that is one of the creepiest covers I have ever seen

>>95163964
>>95162130
Man, I wish they had just made Wacky Races into some kind of Fast & the Furious send-up.
Could have been a fun concept.

>>95162032
Thank you OP, that was suprisingly good.

>>95162130
shit

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>>95162067

Good to see they're dealing with the actual flesh-and-blood pigeon right from the outset here.

this is one of the strangest fucking things I have ever read

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>>95162217

>>95162058
>"Yes, beknighted whore of the western media"
>"And let allah's bounty shine forth upon your realm"
Ah, gotta love that famous Garth Ennis subtlety

what is it with DC making these grimdark and specially human cartoon comics as of late?
not that they are wrong, its just weird man

>>95165709
This is Grimdark? I thought it was pretty wacky

>>95162080
>don't dick me captain.
OK I'm sold. This is amazing

>>95162407
The ones that devolved into some kind of car sized bulldog getting analingis from a retard?

Holy

What the fuck

>>95165962
CARLOOOOOOOOS

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storytime helper
https://openuserjs.org/scripts/img2tab/img2tab

>>95162067
ALLAH ACKBAR!
ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!

>expect Zilly and Kunk being the united memes of Ennis

>klunk's biggest invention is the F-35

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>>95162032
>>95162226

>Muttley

>>95162058
>>95162067
SJW outrage when?

>>95166550
But anon, isn't DC the SJW company who push (((their))) agenda? How did the SJW writers and editors push this through?
Don't let your head explode

>>95162058
>Ahuk-Ahuk-Harem
>Exactly a throat clearing noise

HAH!

>>95166550
It's a DC comic. So no, no-one will care. Perfect example of how nothing bad happens if you just ignore these people rather than trying to engage with or placate them.

This was a fun comic. Looking forward to the rest.

Well, another retarded comic fr-
>Garth Ennis
OK, sure, let's give it a try.

>>95163964
Oddly enough, the best part of Wacky Races was the Dastardly and Muttley issue.

Thanks OP, this was fun

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>there are people itt who think Dastardly & Muttley being military pilots is Ennis' invention
It's an absolutely fucking casual kind of underageb&.

>>95167065
But weren't they fighting against the Americans in that? Yankee Doodle is a pretty Freedom sounding name.

>>95164944
>>95162067
holy shit, I missed that part.

This has got to be intentional. They got that pigeon right at the start of the comic...

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>>95162226
Holy keks, fucking madman literally Nina Tucker'd him

>>95162058
How the fuck did he get away with this page in this day and age? Bless Ennis, that magnificent bastard.

>>95167132
That's not a pigeon, it's the vulture that was flying around in the pag before.

The pigeo is the 'war pig one' drone >>95162088 >>95162096
>>95162724

>>95162724
yeah, was pretty obvious.

But yeah, this is pretty good.

This Dick isn't particularly Dastardly.
But since this is an origin story, I expect that is yet to come.

What's next? Breaking Bad, but with the Hooded Claw?

>>95167114
Yeah but they're bad guys, it makes sense they're in the modern day US military Burgers will fall for this bait

>>95167237
If they are the bad guys, why are they the best characters?

is it grounded to make it canon to Rebirth?

>>95167281
Because villains are, almost without exception, always more interesting characters and more enjoyable to watch/read than the heroes.

I feel like they're going to go full Dirty Pair on War Pig One and end up causing another world war and destroying half the world just to stop it.

>>95162041
>fucking blue & red Harley
>not classic Harley

>>95165709
New comics line, Hanna-Barbera Beyond. Essentially just spicing up old HB cartoons

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>>95167227
>Sylvester, please, let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger!
Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? An entire criminal enterprise goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me! No, Miss Pitstop, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Miss Pitstop. I *am* the danger. Sneekly is no more - I am The Hooded Claw.

>>95167151
Papa?

>>95167353
>in paul lynde's voice

>>95162067
this..... now this is kino

>>95167353
Why was he called the Hooded Claw?
He's no wearing a hood or has a claw

>>95167570
he's wearing a hood under his hat, and he's using claw as a verb

>>95162032
Oh shit, I had no idea this existed. Did it come out this week? I might actually go out and buy it

This was pretty great.

>>95167353
Based, now we just need to figure out what criminal enterprise the Hooded Claw would even venture into. Since his singular interest in convoluted death traps and Penelope's fortune doesn't seem like a sustainable industry.

>>95166606
But didn't DC just do that with the Killing Joke tribute cover they pulled? I know people like to think there's all this SJW oppression going on, but all it is is people getting upset on Twitter. It was never a big deal.

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>>95168135
You don't go into the deathtrap biz for the money.

>>95166348
>I have never heard of 4chan x or oneechan

>>95162104
wait what

Ennis?

>>95162080
Was ist das?!
Dick Dastardly im Legion Kondor gefluft!!!
Scheise!!!

>>95168217
SJWs don't care about non-cape comics. I mean they don't really care about or read capeshit either, but they're the ones they know about because movie casuals.

>>95162032
what the fuck

>>95167281
Because their antagonist is a slightly smarter than average fucking pigeon.

>>95167570
He lost the tip of his penis in a circumcision accident, left the foreskin behind. He replace the head of his penis with a claw and that is why he is the hooded claw.

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>>95169452

the fuck did i just read

>>95168492
They suck, particularly their gallery mode, which this replaces.

>>95162166
Yeah, but Ennis is just the opposite. His military comics are his *best* stuff. Even when they're silly, if this book is any indication.

That reminds me, I've been meaning to storytime his take on Enemy Ace...

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>>95168871
>SJW don't care about non-cape comics
What are Saga and Monstress?

>>95171290
I don't know, I don't read them. Isn't Saga a comic they like so they don't complain about it though? That's rather different to just looking for OUTRAGE in comics they don't read.

>>95171290
what is the delivery system for an ink based sjw killing position alex?

>>95162058
>Umliklistan
>Ahuk-Ahuk-Harem
>Professor Dubious
>Unstabilium
>>95162080
>but having his actual name be Dick Dastardly is too wacky
This pisses me off to no end.

>>95171497
He hasn't become Dick Dastardly yet.

>>95171553
You reckon the comic will follow their descent into villainy as they try to stop War Pig One no matter the cost and become increasingly amoral?

>>95167114
Speaking of which what the fuck is Dick's accent anyway? I mean it sounds American but not like any American I've ever heard (not a burger myself).

>>95173115
Dastardly is a riff of Terry-Thomas, a Britbong.

>>95173115
Dick is supposed to be a cross between Terry Thomas' character in Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines and Jack Lemmon's character in The Great Race.

>>95168135
Human trafficking? Or maybe, he's a hitman for the real villain Peter Perfect.

>>95164944
It was a vulture though.

>>95173115
It's a mid-atlantic accent; used to be quite common because Britain used to be a global power and was a big cultural influence especially on the upper classes of American society.

>>95173509
Basically why Cary Grant made a career out of playing all-American heroes and no one ever raised an eyebrow. Also why some people are always surprised when they learn Vincent Price was from Missouri.

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>>95162032
This shit is fucking creepy.
Would it have been too much to ask to the artists to at least draw the comics in a cartoony style?

>>95174650
>tfw can recognize all these characters
I had a good childhood, I think.

>>95174650
Since they're also publishing a regular Scooby-Doo comic they probably want to make sure you don't confuse it with the regular style cartoon books.

>>95174650
>This shit is fucking creepy.
It's written by Ennis, what exactly where you expecting?

>>95162058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW_FtTaE0hE