Why is Aunt May best girl?

because you have an oedipus complex

>>95159718
>Not having an oedipus complex

Are you gay?

They keep trying to make Aunt May younger in TV and movies but it's not going to make her a better character.

>>95159653
Because of much she loves Peter.

Her side job is great despite the piercings

Because ara ara

>>95163402
What?

She kind of looks like Jewel Staite there a little, but then I come to my senses and realize Jewel is much more of a goddess.

>>95159718
>aunt
>complex involving the mother

you fucked up

>>95163955
He's right, it's Sisyphus

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>>95159653
Her Minimate looks like Mary Jane.

>>95159790
I wish Homecoming had done more with her beyond "hey guys Aunt May is hot now, did you notice?"

She looks great for 50+. I'd smash her until my dick didn't work anymore

>>95164077
What do you mean?

>>95164322
He means to shoot his web all over her face.

>>95159718
Maybe he just wants to fuck Marissa Tomei. Who could blame him?

>>95164378
Why the fuck does a human being create web?

>>95164852
So he can shoot it all over her face.

I want to fuck that aunt

what the fu

>>95159653
Because this and Game of Thrones are actively trying to get people to want to fuck their aunts?