ITT: Make up scams that the Eds would do.

>>95156466
Sell porn.

>Build a castle made out of cardboard
>Dig a moat in the middle of the Cul-De Sac
>If you want to get through, you have to pay the toll

>>95156466
Make a Kickstarter.

buy jawbreakers
file them down
resell
use filing to make more jawbreakers

>Make a business where they'll do anything for quarters
>They end up getting 10 dollars out of it
>Kevin asks them to move somewhere else
>They make a house out of cardboard and pretend they're moving away
>Plan inevitably fails when the Kankers put in a quarter, ask them to join them, and steal all the quarters when the Eds inevitably say no

Hole to the center of the earth. Dig a really deep hold and have a bunch of ketchup and mustard and the bottom for lava. Dress up Ed as a mole person and have him hang out in there. Charge one quarter per tour.

>>95156466
Start competing fundraisers. Whichever Ed gets the most donations "wins". Neighborhood kids donate to the Edd they dislike the least.

>beginning of the episode
>Kevin is showing off his one single chin hair
>while Eddy is lamenting his lack of chest hair Double D explains the concept of puberty
>this gives Eddy an idea for a scam
>Eddy dresses Double D up as a scantily-clad girl with badly applied makeup
>he traps Jimmy in his own oven and locks it; converts his house into a brothel
>with Double D protesting and chained to the bed by Ed, Eddy advertises with big glowing signs
>the first customer is Rolf, as he alone understands what a brothel is thanks to old country
>he gives Eddy a quarter and allows Wilfred and Victor to enter the room
>after a considerable amount of horrific animal sounds and Double D protests the door explodes with animal semen
>next is Sarah who demands to know why this is happening at Jimmy's house
>she's led into the room with Double D and a strap-on and the lie that he knows where Jimmy went
>eventually Nazz shows up and protests this sort of thing, Kevin arrives as well
>Eddy tells Kevin that Nazz will only respect him as a man if he shows his virility
>Kevin falls for it but Nazz refuses, he proceeds to rape her on Jimmy's front lawn
>after Sarah exits the room with a strap-on covered in blood/feces she says Double D didn't know where Jimmy is
>Ed delivers the two lawn-lovers a wedding gift: Jimmy's corpse cooked at 500 degrees for about thirty five minutes
>Sarah is horrified and vomits everywhere
>Victor eats it, going into a rage and proceeds to horribly maim Kevin & Nazz
>Sarah is enraged and proceeds to beat Rolf's skull in
>Double D is slowly dying of anal hemmorhage and stewed organs
>the Kanker sisters arrive, demanding to know what all these signs about loving are about
>"Look Marie, it's a brothel"
>"Just like the one mom works at!"
>Eddy tries to escape but is tripped and ends up in the oven, as his Jewish ass deserves
>the Kankers chase Ed in as well and squirt in some ketchup, a thermometer
>they turn it up to 1500 degrees to make "beef cake"

>>95156466
>Hotel Ed.

>>95156532
the moat gets the cardboard wet and the castle falls apart and they get beat up.
credits.

Sell repackaged tictacs as discount birth control to the girls.

>>95157205
>kankers buy them and rape the eds

>>95156466
Sell mods on the Content Creator

Get double d to invent something that's actually worth buying

>>95157053
>after a considerable amount of horrific animal sounds and Double D protests the door explodes with animal semen
the worst part is this is totally the kind of audio gag that would happen in the actual show

>Ed purposefully annoys the Cul-de-sac kids one by one to the point where they beat him up
>Eddy captures the beatings on the camera
>Eddy then extorts the kids for cash, otherwise he gives the tapes to their parents

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>>95156466
Paintball maze. The paintballs are just marbles covered in paint, and the armor is just trashcan lids and shit. Jimmy gets hit in the eye, and they all leave without paying. Eddy tries to sue for absconding, while Sarah counter-sues for damages. Thus begins Ed Law Offices.

>>95156532
They did a toll booth scam in the lane in one episode, I think.

>>95156466
>Eddy: Alright Double D I have an idea for our next scam...Videogames!

>Double D: Videogames? How are we supposed to do that, we don't have any of the equipment or technologies required to take on such a buisness ventu-

>Eddy: No sockhead, we aren't going to make games we're gonna sell them, take games already made and sell them to all the suckers in the Cul-de-Sac for super cheap

>Double D: Are you implying we resort to piracy?

>Eddy: Yeah it wold be super easy all we need is one of your dads computers and some cheap discs and-

>Double D: EDDY, YOU REALIZE PIRACY IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE, WE WOULD GET SUED, ARRESTED, OR WORSE

>Ed: Yeah Eddy, and if we were pirates how would we play games with hooks for hands?

>Eddy resells his candian squirt guns, this time saying that there's somebody out there that's extremely bad and wants to take over the world
>Everybody buys them, but don't do anything to do it because they know it's a scam
>Except Rolf and Ed, Rolf because it reminds him of an old village story that terrifies him, and Ed because he thinks it's a supervillain from a comic he read brought to life
>Eddy says the lair of the villain resides in an abandoned factory, Rolf and Ed march out to go there, forcing Eddy and Double D to convert the factory into a supervillain's lair

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>>95157818
>Rolf doesn't use a squirt gun, he just bumrushes to Eddy and beats the shit out of him

>>95157053
How long did it take you make this idea? Was it thought out, was this spur of the moment, or somthing you always wanted to happen?

>pirated films
>sell those films to everyone
>evade possible authorities questioning of where they get them

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>>95157818
>>95158344
This is gold

>>95156466
this thread again

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>>95157053
you totally caught me off guard. I couldn't even read all this it was so horrible

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>>95156466
nostalgia makes money

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>>95157053
Du Phuk

>>95157053
I love how it started a little beliavable, and went more insane as the story progressed.

Eddy makes up how the world is gonna end, makes a bunker, forces all the kids to go in and pay, and then disguises the outside world as a wasteland.

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>>95157053
Someone needs to save this for history's sake