Green Lanterns #30 storytime

what happening on that cover

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>>95141211
He's getting his ring back

>>95141211

That cover is why you shouldn't touch yourself at night.

>>95141199
Thanks for the storytime, op!

>>95141233
you're not my doctor

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Maybe I'm just exhausted but I felt like this issue was super disjointed and had trouble following it. Also Jessica disappearing so Simon can have a boss fight is some major bullshit

>>95141239
Oh god, that "art" is just horrible

>>95141369
Plant waifu noooo

>>95141359
Bubbles!

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Not sure if Volthoom is a racist or has a problem with musclegirls but either way he is objectively wrong.

>>95141381
Agreed

>>95141381
muscle girls are objectively shit though

>>95141397
oh god no they're all dying

>>95141369
>>95141397
Jesus! They are dropping like flys!

>>95141433
simon's been taking lessons from guy

>>95141443
Oh boy here we go.

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>>95141442
Which is weird, because Jessica has. And she's got a connection to Volthoom from being Power Ring (Right? I might be wrong here) so it really should have been her fighting him. What the fuck is Humphries doing.

Oh well. See you next time everyone!

>>95141255
Let Simon gets his moment to shine. Jessica has been getting most of them despite the book starring both of them.

>>95141461
>Which is weird, because Jessica has. And she's got a connection to Volthoom from being Power Ring (Right? I might be wrong here) so it really should have been her fighting him. What the fuck is Humphries doing.
Guy did team with Simon back when Simon was a newbie. and Jessica's volthoom is dead, this is just a copy kinda. also simon has been kinda sidelinded for a while

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>>95141474
Eh, I guess so.

>>95141461
Why are you whining? Simon deserves this moment and it's not like Jessica has got nothing.

RIP Plant Female Lantern, Robot Lantern, and Female Muscle Lantern.

Press F to pay respects.

>>95141239
I'm not up to my terms. Is Elemental Guardian the same thing as Avatar of the Green? I know that planet is from some older comics about a race of plant people, but haven't read them. Is Elemental Guardian a thing for those plant aliens?

>>95141407
It really is a green lantern comic.

>>95141325
Aw, not the mill

>>95141521
sometimes it can be. but like red tornado was a wind elemental.

>>95141270
>you know they call themselves Guardians of the Universe now?
>I mean what a bunch of pretentious assholes

>>95141430
That's probably it though. Kaja can't die because she hasn't had kids yet, same for the tiger guy and the Martian was implied to be meant for something important iirc

>>95141369
>>95141397
>>95141415
And thus the all powerful super being controlling all lantern light defeated the small team of inexperienced rookies.

>>95141507
F

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Green Lanterns 030 (2017) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/SjP5rSkD/file.html

>>95141661
>lesbian
>having kids

>>95141847
She's a Dox, which means that she has to and that there's always a way.

See Vril II, probably brain damaged clone, and Lyrl, conceived by rape by a mother from a species where the male offsprings inherent all of their visible and some of their non-visible traits from their fathers.

>>95141461
>Plant Elemental chick
>Third World chick
>Best boy sentient robot guy RIP
Whose ring is the fourth? By my count only three died or did I miss one? Also anyone remember what happened to the Krytonian chick's ring? Pretty sure it was destroyed when she exploded but not 100%.

>>95142126
Pretty sure you just answered your own question. The fourth ring is the Kryptonian's.

>>95141461
Eh pretty good, Simon might take this just because the rings could overcharge beyond the 100%

>>95142126
>how did he get 4 rings when only 3 people died?
>also what happened to the ring of that 4th person who died
/co/ is fucking full of retards.

>>95141397
NO, I LIKED HIM

>>95142137
>>95142165
If he had her ring all along then why did he keep saying that he had no ring all issue and was defenseless?

Volthoom is the Superman-Prime of the GLC

>>95142165
The ring of the kryptonian exploded when it overcharged tho, anon clearly stated he knows the girl dying. Read the whole thing before calling people retards, it make you look like a fucking retard yourself.

>>95141415
Is Robo-guy saying "The best way to get yourself killed is to protect people?"

>>95142191
he didn't have her ring all along. he earned it along with the other 3 when he had no ring but punched volthoom and then threw a rock at his face. I'm just wondering which one is gonna be jess's I'm guessing the Dox's

>>95141889
I mean it could be possible that she has a brother or there's another Dox.

>>95142198
/co/ is full of retards that get butthurt and cry when called out for their retardness.

>>95141369
>>95141397
You know, I expected these guys to surviive. Wolfman was in stasis, so I thought the others were too.

RIP

;_;

>>95142218
>Gets called out
>Still insists that he's in the right
You have to be 18 and up to post here champ.

>>95142231
>>95142198
You never see what happened to the ring. Jan-Al gets melted and you never see anything else.

>>95142137
>>95142165
Just checked the issue, her ring was destroyed when she blew up.

>>95142256
Also if it was Jan-Al's ring why the delay? also >>95142260, ring exploded.

>>95142260
we dont see what happenes to her. we see it overload and her explode in green but we never seen the ring explode or it break

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>>95142275
>>95142260

>>95141223

This looks fun.

>>95142300
Don't see any ring exploding here. Unless it's explicitly showed, any exploding ring is nothing more than assumptions.

>>95141239
christ, we lost Rocha for this? Goddamnit

>>95142231
>i'm too stupid to understand this comic can you guys explain it to me?
>fuck off retard
>n-no you are a retard
Fuck off retard

>>95142217
This is comic books, people don't just have siblings and shit

>>95142137
>>95142165
>>95142198
>>95142218
>>95142256
>>95142296
>>95142300
>>95142325
Actually it seems we''re all fucking blind. >>95141443
>Brill
>Alitha
>Calleen
>Jan-Al
He literally says who's rings they are right here. Seems I was wrong and the fourth was the Kryptonians who died last issue. Though it suddenly appearing now out of the blue is weird.

>>95142342
>we''re
>"
also
>includes people stating his statement is wrong along with himself as the people that were wrong
Jesus Christ. What a terrible low quality poster you are.

>>95142342
Simon had to prove himself first

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>>95142342
>Actually it seems we're all fucking blind
No, just you and any other anon that said Jan-Al's ring "exploded" because you can't read.

>Though it suddenly appearing now out of the blue is weird.
It's a comic book, unless it's explicitly shown, you can assume it didn't happen. If you want to see what a broken ring looks like, go back a few more issues.

>>95142360
>"
>being this autistic
I included the people that correctly said it was hers becasue although they were right they also obviously didn't notice that on the page or they'd have just pointed out that he literally says whose rings they were.

>>95142391
>obviously didn't notice that on the page or they'd have just pointed out that he literally says whose rings they were.
You can't be this fucking dumb.

>>95142391
That's just another poor assumption by you. Calling you wrong does not mean others didn't notice. I'm just reading up through the thread now and you're told explicitly several times that the fourth ring belongs to the kryptonian and called a retard for it, but you get defensive and start callling people kids and other irrelevant shit like that.

>>95142391
>ask stupid question
>get called stupid
>clearly they are stupid for not answering it and handholding
>everyone here is so stupid except me
lmao

>>95142412
>>95142426
>>95142437
>could've just pointed out that he says it on the page
>instead argues across several posts that there's no proof that the ring was actually destroyed
>I-I totally noticed that on the page all along guys
You win.

>>95142444
>>instead argues across several posts that there's no proof that the ring was actually destroyed
You were the first one to make claims that it "exploded", so people proved you wrong as the conversation progressed.

>You win.
There's no "win" when you were wrong from the start due to your illiteracy and super power of "making shit up".

>>95142444
>he thinks being called a retard is someone trying to debate him
kek what a loser

>>95142205
"the creation"

So yes.

>>95141497

>giving a Muslim the power of six nuclear weapons
What could go wrong?

>>95141381
based Volthoom the First Lantern telling it like it is

>>95141442
Simon and Jessica are just copy characters of Guy and Kyle anyway

>>95141325
Wasn't this how Darkseid got started in one run?

>>95142633
Current Guy or old comics Guy?

>>95142649
Current Guy but early Kyle

>>95141214
>This is my face when I rape you in the ass

>>95141397
he's gone full Grievous lol
>A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION

So, how are the Coluan and Martian going to die?

>>95142742
Coluan is a dox and a lesbian so she's safe.
Martian will be experimented on by the guardians because hes too strong and had no weakness

>>95142742
>Martian going to die
Here's how
>don't worry Simon I'll help you by psychical-AAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG HIS EMOTIONS FROM THE RING ARE CREATING PSYCHIC ENERGY FEEDBACK I CAN'T CONTROL

>>95142562
Yeah, because Muslims are the ones who have using nuclear weapons. Oh wait...

>>95143793
It never ceases to surprise me how igronat the westerners are. Their governments are literally responsible for the death and destruction on the world and they still naively believes that middle easterns are the bogeyman.

>>95141239
So the Martian version of the Specter is an Edgelord named Zak, who knew!

>>95141475
Actually Jessica's Volthroom was a copy of the original. Portion of his soul was used to make Power Ring.

>>95141430
They're just establishing a future GL tradition

>>95141233
are you saying that if I touch myself more I will get a green lantern ring? DAAAMN. Post more Jessica so I can fap

>>95141255
IT'S ME PICKLE BAZ! sorry

>>95141551
kek

>>95141461
wow....what a short issue. What the hell?

>>95142562
except he's not muslim.

>>95141461
Jess already beat Volthoom in his "disembodied mind in a ring" form from the future, she's got nothing to prove in this fight.

>>95142380
Literally goes "muh ring"
What a memester.

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>>95144867
that wasn't really this Volthoom, it was a creation inspired by him

>>95143897
Sounds more like a buzzing version of duran duran in my head.

>>95141461
>17 pages
>minus 1 for add
>minus 1 for cover
>15 page story

The fuck?????

>>95145420
I'm still fucking salty that Rocha is now on Supergirl (is it still trash btw?)

>>95146230
>We will never get quality reaction images like Frank Laminski's smug face
If only I had that image saved. Anyone saved it?

>>95145937
Count the doublespreads

>>95146230
>is it still trash btw?
Yes.

>>95146230
it's very meh, this arc and the next looks like will be having some Marvel Citizen issues

>>95146262
>>95146267
christ, Orlando was a fucking letdown. He can only do maximum edgy husbando-tier characters like Lobo and Midnighter apparently.

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>>95141295
> I can take t-the ring off, a-anytime! I just don't w-want to.

Sure Volthoom...

>>95141199
beump

>>95142825
You fucker

>>95146230
Rochafort is back on Supergirl?

I'm conflicted between me wanting to fuck the Supergirl he draws vs the absolute garbage stories in Supergirl that I don't want to support.

>>95141415
BRILL, NOOOO

>>95146230
It's still trash but now it's trash with vague references to losh

>>95144845
he is absolutely a Muslim. this is literally one of his defining character traits. go back to his introduction. every word out of his mouth was allah this and allah that.

>>95150381
no he's not. He acknowledges his families ties to it but he doesn't pray, he doesn't go to mass, he doesn't practice. It's like saying I'm white so I'm a christian

thanks OP

>>95141443
>I threw a rock at him!

>>95141307
>might have to resort to murder
already murdered a planet full of people...
Volthoom you so cray cray

>>95141415
brill noooo!
brill was cool

>>95142380
>>95141461

will the shards in his arm come into play?

he theoretically has ~4.3 rings if you count the pieces in his arm lol