'merica dude

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>>95130238
You gotta have the goods to make it in the sex business

>>95130238
>Doctors are just failed dentists
What did stan mean by this?

>>95130238
he's the only one who's underage.

>>95131058
i think about that line a lot

I think everyone in the family except him has also done drugs

>>95131369
Relatedly, I think Hayley's the only member of the family who hasn't smoked tobacco

>>95130238
Technically Jeff is a part of the family. He hasn't stripped... unfortunately.

>>95131369
>>95130238
Is Steve 2pure4thisworld?

>>95131448
He was a prostitute for a while.
I'm just trying to figure out when Francine was a stripper. Only time I can think is Steve's dream where Cuba takes over the US

>>95131514
Which episode was he a prostitute?

I'm still mad we won't get Jeff Fisher: Savior of the universe.

>>95131559
Thanksgiving episode, Haley mentions that once they eloped and ran out of money, Jeff had to start selling his bodies, which originally started with selling to girls, but eventually became selling it to guys too.

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>>95130238
Nothing a little Estrocillin won't fix.

>>95131877
>Steve could have banged a bunch of hot roller dykes
>instead decides not too

>>95131448
>Technically Jeff is a part of the family
Isn't the real Jeff dead though?

>>95132443
No, they put his brain in the alien body, and then Roger ate his brain and gave birth to Jeff in a human body

>>95131058
Accidentally cutting your patient open?

>>95130238

In what episode was Francine a stripper?

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>>95132277
He did manage to reach first base tho.

>>95130238
Hey, you just wrote a TBS American Dad script. Now fill it with twenty minutes of roger being a homicidal sociopath, Stan being Peter Griffin, and make sure not to connect any of the acts. Boom, we got an episode.

>>95133225
It was the alternate future where Steve helped the NSA take over the CIA. The cubans invaded america and Francine had to strip to support the family.

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>>95131877
we need more R63 Steve art

>>95131768
He also got pounded when that swinging couple propositioned them.

>>95134035
If anything we need less

>>95134035
I'd rather have more Aunt Gwen.

>>95134063
quiet you

>>95134094
who says we can't have both

>>95134094
This.

We need more delicious rice tiddies.

>>95133225

wasn't she and haley strippers when stan quit his job and left the family because of a car salesman?

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>>95134110
>both
We can do that?!

>>95134139
And prostitutes

>>95134035
What the fuck is the point of r34 if it doesn't at least look like the source material a little?

>>95131426
It showed her smoking a cigarette in one of the latest episodes

>>95134139
They were maids, and Haley was shown to have sex for money.

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>>95134094

>your dad will never be proud of you for trying to fuck your hot aunt

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>>95134035
I'm game if it gives us the chance of seeing a busty nerd in a loincloth.

>>95131369
He did get addicted to Cougar Boost.

>>95134200

it's pretty much guaranteed francine was fucking for money as well.

>>95131369
>>95131426
>>95131452
Did you all forget that Stan got him heroin for his birthday one year that he got hooked on? Also about the magic berries that made him see colors? He's also been shitfaced on alcohol multiple times.

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>>95134205
francine is adopted. steve can fuck her all he wants. booyah!

>>95131095
For reals?

>>95132964
Maybe because he thinks doctors are failed dentists? or Im overthinking it

>>95134182
Which one?

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>>95134238
Lucky for us there's plenty of topless Steve moments to capitalize on.

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>that episode where Jeff is skinned alive
TOO FAR

>>95134035
>>95131877
more.

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>>95136031
I don't think you can handle anymore.

>>95136063
more

Does that episode where him and his friends are grinding on a stool bench?

Steve did dance naked at a party once

>>95136176
At some point, I think I'd have honestly given up on Snot if I were in Steve's position.
Every future outcome for Steve was a good one.

>>95136102
If you insist

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Liquidmark/493714/Whats-friend-for

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>>95131369
nope, steve drank alcohol before. alcohol is a drug. in b4 triggered alcoholics.

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>>95134035
I felt like a lot more could've been with that genderswapped Stan episode.

I kinda knew going in that a R63'd Stan design wouldn't exactly have smut artists rushing out R34 material of her. But they've could've had an actual woman voicing her instead of keeping the voice unchanged.

>>95134035
That soft jaw on Stan is vile, but I appreciate this exists

>>95132543
I'd ask if the writers were on drugs when they wrote this but Im on drugs as im reading this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYtMYspzKBg

>>95133244
That was way more then first!

Daders not think about what steve lost but what he gained!

>>95134248
>RRROOOWWWW

>>95136834

Having Seth voice him like usual before having a woman mimic his performance would have been perfect.

>>95134878
The one where Francine finds her extended family

>>95133244
>He will ever be a male lesbian.
>Being a male lesbian will never be a thing

>always assumed the TBS episodes were trash despite not watching it
>check out the father's day episode and the one where Stan kills and revives himself constantly so he can relive past memories
>both were pretty fucking good

Is the rest worth watching?

>>95137695
Definitely. The show's regained its footing since the first TBS season

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>>95137621
Would that technically make him the butchest lesbo in the team?

>That episode where Stan tried to force himself to be gay

>>95130238
And Klaus.

>>95131369
Incorrect, good sir!

In one episode Stan forgot to get Steve a gift for his birthday again so he got him a giant bunny, only to be shown that it was full of heroin, and Francine said Steve just got clean from "last year" and shows Steve jonesing hard for the stuff in front of him saying "so high"

Virtual In-Stanity
also Cougar Boost