This guy teleports to the MCU, what happens

>>95129970
He gets memed to death by the quip squad

>>95129990
I usually hate quip posting but realistically someone probably would make fun of his moustache at least

How could you not?

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He and ps3 spiderman collide and their terrible cgi make the movie freeze

>>95129970
Make an already generic universe and make it super extra genetic even more

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>>95129970
thor, hercules, hulk beat his ass, easy.

>>95129970
so what were his powers?

>>95130131
Telekinesis,telepathy,teleport,super strenght, super speed , Lighting and imortality.

>>95130131
to manipulate people to give in their dark and evil desires to cause war and suffering.
oh and some telekenetic shit

He could hard-counter Iron Man, Falcon and Hawkeye. Thor could toe-on-toe him and almost definitely win. Hulk would beat the shit out of Ares. Scarlet Witch would probably also be able to kick his ass. Vision should be able to easily kick his ass if he actually uses his full power, but he never seems to except when dealing with Ultron.

>>95130161
>Lighting
wasnt that zeus gig?
>imortality
he was really old and diana murder his ass

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he poses a challenge at first, making the heroes regroup and figure out what went wrong and then in the final act the heroes overcome their differences and triumph over the villain to bombastic music

you fucking moron

>>95130201
>wasnt that zeus gig?
Probably some basic magic trick, almost any magic being in Marve/DC can do that

>he was really old and diana murder his ass
He didn't aged for thousands of years and was stated that only gods can kill other gods.

>>95130284
>He didn't aged for thousands of years
he did, he cleary look younger in the flashback figth with zeus

>>95129970
>I'm Ares, God of...
>Did he say Asterix?
>I see a resemblance indeed
>I got that reference

>>95129970

He ends up the forgettable villain of a Thor sequel, tries to destroy the world, gets killed, and is never mentioned again.

>>95130442
> tries to destroy the world, gets killed, and is never mentioned again
so basicaly he same thing he did in wonder woman

>>95130216
But they wouldn't win, you retarded faggot.

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>>95129970
hot gay sex with thanos

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>>95130477
have you never seen a Marvel movie?

>>95129970
I don't remember how WW beat him.

>>95130477
Third is stronger than Diana (nigga at least can't be killed by a fucking human bullet), pretty sure that he could handle this. Even.more because Ares died to a lighting, and Thor is the god of that.

>>95129970
As long as he doesn't go cosmic (where Ego or Dormamu could, in theory, slap his shit). He honestly becomes a rather unstoppable force that not one of the Avengers would be able to stop. Strange and his mirror dimension is the best option to contain him permanently.

Ares would be able to break more than half of the Avengers. It is highly likely that the only Avenger to perceive his threat as something not to fuck would be Thor or may Cap.

A similar scenario to what would happen if MoS Zod would be unleashed in the MCU. Iron Man would quip, Black Widow would laugh and everyone would have a nice time trying to make fun of the Kryptonian... then Zod would ask them if they are warriors and ask them where did they train? At that point, both Thor and Cap would piss themselves and realize they are not dealing with Loki.

Same thing would happen with Ares, they are not dealing with a wanker, they are dealing with the literal God of War and a few of their people is going to die to bring him down.

>>95130457
And every MCU villain so far except Loki.

>>95130848
She reflected his attack back to him.

>>95131671
Zemo
Vulture

>>95131254
Or Thor just blasts him with lightning. That works well.

>>95131704
Wow, thanks for spoiling the movie.

>>95130934
Superman shifted a tetctonic plate and doosmday was stomping him.

And Wonder Woman was holding her own against this same monster.

>>95131254
Thor is stronger than WW.

Pretty easy to finish Ares off.

>>95131671
>>95131717
Hammer, Abomination, Dormamu, Nebula as well.

>>95131757
>Thor is stronger than WW.

comic thor, sure. movie thor could barely take iron man.

>>95131743
>Superman shifted a tetctonic plate
Nope. Are best you has an article on a journal that is not specific on what happened, just that superman helped with a earthquake, not that he changed tectonic plates.

Also, the power level would be really dumb and inconsistent if that was the case, going by the rest of things that we see. Bad writing.

By the way, WW is still weak to bullets.

>>95131790
>could barely take Iron Man
wut

>>95131757
>Thor is stronger than WW.
Not the movie versions.

>>95131790
Movie Thor never actualy fought him, just used one lighting one time, and them the fight stopped.

>>95131823

As far as feats go, Thor had better feats of strength.

Tony Stark quips him so much he goes back to the DCEU

>>95131809
She was never hurt by bullets

Also her strenght was growing though her origin movie, she was clearly surprised at her own strenght in some scenes.

>>95131840
Just her fight with doomsday already put her above thor

>>95130028
to be fair, the guy's fashion sense is based on the modern world around him, which, at the time, was World War I England and his looks were quite trendy back then.

Not his fault MCU's chronologically ordered movie was set a generation later.

>>95131790
>movie thor could barely take iron man.
I agree movie Thor is weaker then movie WW but this is False, Iron Man had the propelling force to toss Thor around but he wasn't harming Thor in anyway, only thing he had that might injure Thor was the crimson cutting lasers.
Meanwhile Thor could crush his tank shell safe armor with his bare hands.

>>95131890
But Doomsday is weak as fuck on BvS.

Basically Hulk for what we saw, and Thor was show to be able to take him down.

>>95131730
>Thor tries to hit him.
>Ares looks at him annoyed. "Tell me, you pompous ass. Do you really believe yourself above any Olympian? Zeus had a real thunder in his hands, yours are nothing but tiny flash bangs"
>Thor jumps and hits him with his hammer, causing a blastwave that destroys everything in two kilometers plus creating a crater big enough to fill a lake. The clouds of dust disappear and show us a very angry Ares that looks more annoyed than hurt.
>"You are not even a real god, are you?" Ares grabs his throat and lifts him above his head. "For shame, mortal" proceed to punch him so hard, the Asgardian prince is sent flying beyond the view of the rest of the Avengers.
>"Such a petty and envious race, you mortals are. Daring to take names that are not yours. Calling yourselves gods. Disgusting"

>>95131856
WW is always weak to bullets, if not, the writers fucked up.

She is not bullet proof.

>>95132002
Anon, Wondy can tank punches from planet busters.

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>>95132009
You are a casual.

>>95131951
Please, if her magical attacks can't even kill an alien weak to magic, what makes you think that a traditional Kirby character won't be stronger than a shifty mustached man that is not stronger than the first villain of the first Thor?

>>95132032
If she isn't bullet proof, forget fucking bruising, a punch from Superman would have shattered every bone in her fucking body.

>>95132067
Big 2 comics are stupid. What is new? Still canon, she is not bullet proof, casual.

It's the entire.point of the bracelet defense.

>>95132002
Bullet proof or not is irrelevant(even though is not proved by the movie)

This means nothing strenghtwise she still showed strenght lvls similar to superman who is bulletproof.

>>95132160
Thor wrecked the frost giants, the destroyer, chitaru etc all with relative ease.

He took a punch from the Hulk and a blast from 400% powered Iron Man without showing any signs of harm. Hell in all three films he appears in, the only person who does any significant damage to him is Kurse, not only that, he broke out of a cage designed to restrain The Hulk. WW feats is mostly slaughtering a bunch of humans that could barely touch her, while Thor was show to easily defeat numerous soldiers without his powers on the first movie.

As far as things go, he has better feats than WW, that barely managed to survive a weakling Doomsday. Ares still died to a single god lighting, which would be easy for Thor.

>>95132060
>Ares looked down upon the other Avengers. "Avengers? What a silly name" His swords are raised above his head, ready to strike down the humans.
>"Punny god!"
>And Green Meats stood in the way of the blades and the one they called Steve Rogers. Such power and muscle, great strenght that reminded him of Hercules in a time long forgotten by the mortals.
>"Ah, you smell of war and death" Hulk pushes him away.
>"I'm sorry for doing this, Bruce. I really am" Steve Rogers proceeds to call for backup and orders a retreat. He gave the Hulk one last look, as if he was trying to tell him "Good bye". Hulk didn't bother to look back.
>"Cowardice is the main characteristic of you, mortals. No matter what universe" Ares and Hulk start struggling and their wrestling is causing massive shock waves felt across the scenario, like the tidal waves of a hurricane. Ares laughs and let's go of Hulk's arms. The Green monster throws a punch that connects with the face of the God of War. He looks slightly stunned for a while and then is recieved by a flurry of furious punches that bury him and his opponent inside the earth itself. A final punch is thrown, but it's stopped in the air by the hand of Ares. "I had quite enough" Ares levitates over Hulk and throws him to the sky, then he charges a thunder, a real thunder in his hands "I hope the little pretender can see this. For this is what true thunder from a real god looks like" A powerful sound, a blinding light and Hulk's body is pierced by the thunder. As the Avenger falls, he slowly turns into his normal Bruce Banner persona, a trail of blood coming out of his wounds.
>"Bruce!" Black Widow screams as she runs to try and catch him. But before he hits the ground, an Iron Suit catches him. "Sorry to keep you waiting, ladies and gentlemen" Tony Stark is here.

>>95132296
>frost giants, the destroyer, chitaru
None of them got feats like Doomsday

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>>95130083
>Hey, what's up guys?!

>>95132474
One of those giants Leviathans had the same feats of Doomsday (destroying a bunch of buildings), and Hulk finished it with just one punch.

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>>95129970
What about Lomita not the DCEU? If Luthor (that is a lunatic whose plans doesn't make sense, but the characters are still fooled because the plot says so) still manages to manipulate the other characters, I wonder how hard would have been for him to kill both DCEU Batman and Superman.

>>95132637
Loki plans always fail by themselves

>>95132637
He could just mind control Bruce to kill Clark, and them finish him off later.

>>95132371
>"So what did I miss?" Tony starts with his usual funny demeanor.
>"I'm ordering a withdrawal. We can't take on this guy on ourselves"
>"Wait. A withdrawal? From you Rogers? I mean, I know you are "withdrawing" from the law but..."
>"We don't have time for this, Tony"
>Stark looks at the body of Banner in his arms, he is still alive but not for long. They have to take him out of here and fast. "You are right. But just to make it clear, you are just right about this situation, not about the accords" behind Iron Man a small army of Iron Drones are unleashed as a distraction to ensure the escape.
>"Haha. What interesting creations! Are you perphaps a worshiper of my ways? Men becoming pure weapons, it almost makes me not want to kill you all" Ares moves his arms and his telepathic powers stops all the drones, paralyzing them as if they were actually frozen in time.
>"How is he?"
>"He calls himself the god of war" Steve replied to Tony before he finished his sentence.
>"Oh. I know a video game that could sue his ass into-"
>A missile flies from one of the drones and hits Iron Man straight in the chest. Tony feels slightly confused, but he refuses to believe this is the work of an actual god. If there is something his experience with "supernatural" entities has taught him, is that the only magic we see is science that we don't understand yet.
>"A Helicarrier is on it's way. Let me handle this" Iron Man said as he tried to fire at least one of his beams at him... but nothing came out. Then his armor did the most curious thing: It shut down.
>"Interesting concept. Wish I thought about it first" Ares walks slowly towards Tony as he orders the rest of the drones to fire on the avengers "I already knew you mortals love to kill each other. But not that you would be this creative to do so. I commend you for being so good at creating weapons for genocide, Mr. Stark"
>It was at this point that Tony Stark had no more jokes.

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>>95132750
Man, it's canon on the DCEU that gods die to things like normal non magical bombs and bullets (Suicide Squad). Not even big bombs.

Thor would have wrecked Ares on the first lighting.

>>95132002
>I haven't read comics since the 70s

>>95133061
There is a pic on this thread right now that isn't from the 70s confirming it.

>>95133110
then how did Mongol not kill her in For the Man who has Everything?

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>>95133144
Big 2 comics are shit and badly written.

Simple as that. Also, it's Mongul.

>>95133179
>Rucka
You might as well post Austen since his run is MY WONDER WOMAN IS THE ONLY ONE THAT'S REAL FUCK EVERYONE ELSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do you even care if the comics are so shit btw

>>95132942
But...damn...

>>95133151
>>95133179
those are obviosuly special wonder woman killing bullets

>>95133253
Part of accepting that this is shit, is accepting that this is canon and normal for big 2. That's why you don't pay for their shit, and usually just read better stuff from other companies.

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>>95130515
This will never not make me angry. Fuck Bendis.

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>>95133272
Anon...I'm sorry but...

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Reminder that Thors weakness is a butter knife, Ares is way above Ego and Thors level

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Also, is there an MCU Ares? He'd probably be annoyed at his counterpart from another reality stepping onto his turf.

>>95133369
speciall bullets made of wonderwomite

>>95131899
He had his stupid flanders mustache in the flashback too, didn't he?

>>95133401
>Ares is way above Ego and Thors level
kek!

>>95131254
WHERE DID YOU TRAIN?

ON A FART?

>>95133445
>>95130111
He said MCU, not regular Marvel

>>95133144
He was pretty much just fucking around with her and didn't think much of Batman. Superman was beaten so the entire planet was helpless effectively.

>>95133401
It's a dagger and both are gods. Nice try.

>>95129970
God's are substantially more active in Marvel than in DC, and there's many more threats to contest them too. He'd get shut down.

Ares is literally the most powerful capekino character in recent times

>>95132942
It's worse. The shitty bomb killed 2 gods at the same time.

You can say that the MCU characters are not as godly as the comic counterparts (but they always were aliens on the comic too), but this is way worse.

>>95132750
>"No!" Scarlet Witch raised her arms and the barrage of missiles were stopped on the air.
>"Tony. Where the heck is that Helicarrier?" Cap screamed as he took Tony into safety behind Wanda.
>"I-It should be here in just a few minutes" Tony started shaking as he spoke this words "Steve. That thing can't be god. It just can't be"
>"I agree"
>Then a bright yellow beam hits the God of War with enough force to make fall on his back. A few seconds later, Wanda made each missile explode.
>"God or not. It's irrelevant to the position we currently are" Vision charged another beam and fired upon the God of War. This time, Ares took it with a single hand and slowly walk toward him as the beam between him and Vision became shorter with every step. Ares raised his fist but the moment he was about to hit him, Vision became intangible and the god simply walked through him. Taking advantage of the surprised god, Vision punched him and crossed his body from the chest to his back. He dematerialized inside him with the hopes of breaking the god from inside, but the moment he did such a thing, Ares simply screamed in a mix of pain and anger, and tore his arm off.
>"Vision!"
>Ares raised his fist and was about to finish him off, but a rain of bullets fall upon him and in the sky, the Helicarrier had arrived. "Weapons to kill a weapon god? You people are not very smart" he raised his hands and when he was about to shatter the floating fortress... a thunder hit him in his back.
>"You are starting to become an annoyance, pretender" Ares said and a few seconds later a hammer flying at Hypersonic speeds hit him right in the face. Vision took this chance, flew above him and shoot him with the beams from his gem at full power, creating a devastating blast that blinded everyone.
>"Thor?" Steve said.
>"STRAAANGE. FIND DR. STRANGE!"
>Then another thunder felled in the hole that contained Ares. And soon, both , the God of Thunder and Vision started an assault on the Olympian.

>>95132942
Those are not gods anon. They are enchanters.

>>95130324
Gods can change their forms though. And war has many faces. Of course its one actor cuz movie but in actuality he could look how ever he wants if it helped with his hoals of having mankind kill themselves.
And since in the MCU there are no gods just aliens and science so advanxe it just looks magical then no one can kill him in the MCU.

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>>95134446
>"Who the hell is the Dr. Strange?" Falcon said confused as he helped Steve enter the rescue teams ships.
>"I don't know. But we are going to need him"
>After saying this, the Helicarrier along with the rest of the ships, flew away. A last thunder, another explosion, light... and then nothing.
>Ares stood victorious, with the head of Thor on one hand and the destroyed body of Vision on the ground. He took interest in the jewel on head and his imagination started working. "Well, then. Imagine all the possible conflicts for this tiny stone"

And such is the story. The rest would be hard to cover, many would die. But in the end, Ares would be imprisoned for all eternity.

The best part? Desperate /tv/ faggots trying to prove shit by posting characters from other movies that are not gods. Pic related if you wish.

>>95134466
They are explicitly said to be gods. Including El Diablo.

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>>95134566
Dude, you are the one writing a revenge fantasy fanfic and ignoring the canon of the DCEU.

>>95134591
No, not really. They call themselves gods to proclaim superiority to humans (El Diablo didn't), but never truly did anything above the stuff of Ares. Also, only a god can kill a god in the lore of the DCEU. Your argument doesn't really stand when that is said.

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>>95133615
We wait for thanos to save us

>>95130131
He can summon giant melee weapons (like swords/axes), teleport, super strength, immortal

Hi Im a filthy fucking casul. Can anyone explain why WW can go toe to toe with supes in one story, yet NEEDS magic bracelets to block bullets in another? Shits inconsistent as fuck

>>95134809
>They call themselves gods to proclaim superiority to humans
And so do Ares. What makes them different? Also, on the comics, El Diablo that they based him on HAS the power of a god.

So, argument for them being gods:
>they say it to us numerous times
>they have huge supernatural power that is comparable to Ares
>El Diablo has a god on him in the comics

Your argument for not being gods:
>...

>truly did anything above the stuff of Ares
I'd argue that "giant death ray from the sky that destroy huge ships and cause large scale destruction, is bigger than "magneto ligh" and "I throw a lighting".

>Also, only a god can kill a god in the lore of the DCEU.

If this was true, WW wouldn't have a problem defeating Doomsday, considering that her father is Zeus and she killed Ares.

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>>95133470
>stupid flanders mustache
grow up anon

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>>95135042
And Ares can't be kill by anything that isn't divine becuase he is a god. Therefore, the SS fought enchanters and magicians, mythical beings but not gods.

1+1 is 2 anon. Is not that hard. Come on, you can do it, I trust you are not dumb.

>>95135092
First, you are making up this "enhancers" thing, because they don't exist on the lore of the DCEU and on the comics.

Second, if this was the case, this would make Superman sacrifice senseless on BvS, because Doomsday would never have been able to defeat WW. Is it what you are defending?

More likely, this just mean that you just need to punch hard on the DCEU to kill a god. Or that the writing is inconsistent, and they just made up this rule later.

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>>95135209
Not really. Just because you can't die. Doesn't mean you can't be knock around. Wondy was getting stomped by Doomsday, that was pretty clear. She only got lucky with Ares because he is a god and as you may know, only gods can kill gods.

Really, she lacks the physical capacity to defeat Doomsday on her own. But hey, don't get mad at me for it, not my fault script writers for Warner and the DCEU don't know how to make everything coherent. But what is established in the movies, is established in the movies. You can't deny what is obvious.

As a matter of fact. Maybe, with the right amount of time (since Doomsday was getting stronger by every second) and if given the Kryptonite Spear to Diana, maybe the sacrifice could have been avoided. Unlike Batman, she actually has the strength to push the spear inside Doomsday. Maybe make Superman distract him, make Batman fire the last round of K. Grenades, take impulse, jump and kill the thing.

>>95135092
>>95135209
>>95135424
these are, indisputably, three of the most autistic posts on this entire site in, at least, the last few moments.

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>>95135652
>A-Autist

>>95135713
what did he mean by this?

>>95135209
>you are making up this "enhancers" thing
seems like you're the one making things up here anon... he said enchanters.

>>95133445
This Ares is superior Ares.

>>95131944
Doomsday tanked a nuke. No one in the MCU would've survived New York being nuked in the Avengers if Tony hadn't taken the missile to space.

>>95132557
None of those things tanked a nuclear bomb to the face. Doomsday did.

>>95131951
Don't quit your day job

>>95133319
If it helps, thanks to Ewing he got better.

>>95131840
>Thor had better feats of strength.
Like what? Wonder Woman lifted a tank above her head like it was nothing.

i come to these to see the autismos fight. you niggers can argue about anything

>>95137641
Too late. Already have a Masters degree and wrote 3 books.

>>95130369
>>95129990
are you retarded this mad at characters joking

>>95129970
Goes on a killing spree and gets nuked probably, not appreciating how much weaponry has leveled up in 100 years. Or gets hit by cruise missiles or even just Mavericks if the MCU governments aren't retarded, which they are.

Failing that, no hero can stop him.

>>95132942
Diana is a demigod, daughter of Zeus, and she still bleeds to bullets. On the other hand Ares is a hell of a lot physically stronger than Thor is ever shown to be, and can simply crumple him with telekinesis whenever he wants.

>>95138795
Why would Ares go on a killing spree? That's not his MO.

With all the superweapons around, he'd easily wipe out humanity by manipulating them from the shadows.

In fact, Ultron seems like an idea he would have given Tony Stark.

>>95131912
>tank shell safe armor
Tony doesn't have this, his suit is just titanium. He got hit by a flak burst. Go back and look at the scene; you can see AA guns mounted on either side of the tank, and one angled upward in the shot immediately after Iron Man gets hit.
>with his bare hands.
It's actually a lot more ridiculous than you're making it sound. He crushed the titanium with just the pressure applied via his fingers.

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>>95138843
>Why would Ares go on a killing spree? That's not his MO.
Towards the end of the movie he just became a generic CGI monster who said he was going to destroy humanity and blew up parts of an airport while encouraging Diana to kill random dudes.
>With all the superweapons around, he'd easily wipe out humanity by manipulating them from the shadows.
Ares very specifically does not make humanity do anything, he only gives them ideas for weapons.

>>95138646
What books?

>>95129970
Hulk thrashes him around and says "puny god".

The end.

>>95131856
>She was never hurt by bullets
Literally the first fight scene of the movie has her bleeding after getting grazed, and only being saved from dying by her aunt-figure sacrificing her life to save her. In every scene after that up to the present day she always blocks or dodges bullets.

>>95138882
>injustice
I want /v/irgins to leave.

>>95138890
He was trying to kill Diana. Not slaughter a bunch of random Germans.

Did you even watch the movie?

>>95138959
>"You will help me destroy them, Diana!"

>>95137472
Kurse only died to a Black Hole, and Thor was able to stagger him.

>>95139077
Thor wasn't able to do shit to Kurse.

In the same fight Thor was nearly KO'd by Kurse throwing a not-very-big boulder at him about the size of a car. He got two larger gashes in his head and was left on the ground and unable to defend himself as Kurse slowly walked towards him. Was it a nuclear boulder?

>>95139109
Yes.

Also, Velocity makes up for hardness dramatically anon.

Kurse is probably the strongest fucker in both Universes considering it took a Black Hole grenade to fucking kill him.

the Dark Elves were Dark Eldar tier though

>>95139131
>Yes.
No it isn't, stop being dumb.
>Also, Velocity makes up for hardness dramatically anon.
You know I've actually measured the velocity of that boulder. It was about 30 m/s, crossing the ~90 meter distance in slightly over two and a half seconds in real time. Which incidentally perfectly matches its path and fall under standard Earth gravity (which the environment they were in probably was very close to considering Jane wasn't dead), which I tested with a tracking program.

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>>95139218
And?

Whats the application of force there then Anon?

>>95139218
You know the strength of the boulder thrown doesn't correlate with the toughness of Kurse right?

Doomsday survived a nuke
Kurse didn't get instantly crushed by a Black hole.

Surviving a nuke doesn't make you hit harder.

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>>95139242
For a 30m/s launch, Kurse would have needed to generate an average acceleration of 450 m/s^2 (>46 g) in 1/15th of a second, with a force of 45,000,000 N (4,592 tons) and a kinetic energy of 45 megajoules, assuming a 100-ton boulder (which is probably generous, the boulder didn't look that big).

I could determine exactly how much work is actually being done on Thor's body with another bout of tedious math concerning the boulder's deceleration and impact area, as well as the energy required to shatter the boulder itself during the collision, but for now I'll just settle for saying that no more than a small fraction of the impact was actually affecting Thor.

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>>95138930

>Sentry is a god.

Hulk would masacre puny dcu gods also.

Grow up guys.

>>95139284
>You know the strength of the boulder thrown doesn't correlate with the toughness of Kurse right?
It does correlate to how tough Thor is.
>Doomsday survived a nuke
>Kurse didn't get instantly crushed by a Black hole.
A movie black hole that acted in a physically impossible manner. Malekith tosses one at Odin's throne and the grenade destroys just the throne, not a spherical area centered on it. Good fucking luck trying to get anything quantifiable out of it.

On the other hand the nuke Doomsday absorbed was specified in the film as a LGM-30 Minuteman with a set W87 warhead, which is a real warhead with a set yield of 300 kilotons.

>>95138765
They like their children's movies to be dark and edgy. Grandma's peach tea!

>>95138795
>Thor Busts out All Black, The Necrosword and then hands it to Ares to give him a fighting chance against Marvels B listers

>>95139332
hulk and sentry punches each other until they got back into their human form is safe to asume sentry is hulk tier