why didn't he just get his own Woody?

They were rare. Besides, it seemed like he got more than one woody by buying the doll.

>>95114977
He did as soon as he got Woody.

>>95114977
Because he has erectile dysfunction.

>>95114977
He's a cheapskate. Did you not notice how his plan was to sell them at a high high price?

>>95115034
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>>95114997
Wow, the same exact joke three posts in a row? That's interesting.

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>>95114977
>mfw I flashback to when I was a baby and would get and erection and my mother would flick it and say "WOODYWOODYWOODYWOODY"

>>95114977
Drawing inflation comics doesn't really bring in the dough

>>95115086
>when I was a baby and would get and erection
This sounds implausible, but if I'll get put on a list if I google "baby erection"

>>95115086
This derails the thread.

>>95115117
http://www.livestrong.com/article/267344-erections-in-babies/


Very intradesting indeed...

>>95115062
he wanted to play with andys woody

>>95115117
She still tells the story...

>>95114977
man,he would be a great KH boss

>>95115117

Baby males get erections all the time. That's why when they pee its straight at you instead of off to the side and down like it would be if it was soft.

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>>95115086
Haha your mom touched your baby penis

>>95115086
You better be glad you are anonymous

>>95114977
Because he's fat and autistic and has poor impulse control.

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>>95115086
what the fuck

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>>95115086
did she at least let you finish?

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>>95115086
Did you talked to her about it?

>>95114997
fpbp

>>95115086
Wow you made me laugh so hard that I was actually in tears.

>>95115323
Is it weird that I read that out on pic related's voice?

>>95115086

You and the mess your post caused is going to get capped for use in /co/ YLYL threads, cap this

>>95115114

Underrated.

>>95115420
Dude, she tells me about it. It was incredibly embarrassing whenever I would bring friends/girls over and she would talk about that shit.

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I know it's just coincidence but christ, my memories are really getting muddled

>>95115086
God I wish that were me

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>>95115086

>>95115086
Screencap

Now

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>>95115086
OP here, what the fuck

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>>95115086
W E W

>>95115164
>Don't worry if your baby boy seems to enjoy touching or rubbing his penis, giving himself an erection, as this is perfectly normal infant behavior, notes Anita Sethi, research scientist at the Child and Family Policy Center at New York University, in "Parenting" magazine. Your baby will eventually outgrow the habit on his own.

I don't think I outgrew it.

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>>95115086
Kekkeroni. Include me in the screenshot.

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>>95116034
>>95115585
>haha xD we did it Reddit! Include me in le ebic screencap lol

>>95115619
Underrated

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>>95114977
He didn't deserve what happened to him. How could he know the toys were alive? The man just wanted to make a living, and Andy's mom was already selling a shitload of his toys without asking him anyway.

All this shit above my post? That's some A+ /co/ shit right there.

>>95115086
>its another Anon make shit up so he can get into a screencap episode

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>>95115086
Where does the shitposting begins?

>>95115086
EUROPE

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>>95115086
Tell me about your father.

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>>95115086
>I was a baby and would get and erection
That's not possible.

>>95116272
>butthurt cuz people on the internet are not paying attention to you
It's okay, anon. You are still important.

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>>95115293
>Haha your mom touched your baby penis
I wish a chick would touch my baby penis...

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>>95115086
Are you sure it's not something that happened recently and you're not misremembering?

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>>95114977
Literally Dobson

>>95116254
Nigger, he stole Woody by kicking a skateboard into stuff they were trying to sell and cracking the lock on their money case, right after she told him Woody was an old family toy and not for sale. He wasn't exactly innocent. "Mint in box" collectors are all subhumans anyway.

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>>95115086
Holy shit anon.

>>95116618
just remember that your head and probably mouth touched your mother's vagina

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>>95115086

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>>95114977
Can you imagine how difficult it was for Al to resist hot-gluing Jessie?

>>95115619
If you haven't outgrown touching your penis by the age of 18 it means you're a repressed sexual deviant

They were rare you fucking idiot OP

>>95117640
>implying he didn't
silly anon

>>95116618
Ouch.

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>>95117224
I wish that wasn't the most recent time my baby dick has touched a vagina...

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>>95119689
They had to be delivered in mint condition, no?

Do you really think Al calls in Geri to clean up his dolls whenever he gets too enthusiastic with them?

>>95115086

what the fuck

>>95115086
why though

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>>95115086
oh fuck, I'm dying

>>95115502

Holy shit, your mom is a bitch.

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A now classic post.

>>95115086
I just watched an episode of Rocket Power and I accidentally read it as 'WOOGIDYWOOGIDYWOOGIDYWOOGIDY'

>>95114977
eBay didn't exist ba-oh wait, it did. Fack.

>>95115086
fuck you, it's almost four in the morning here and I'm trying to not wake everyone up with laughter

>>95120086
Oh jesus christ. this is why i keep coming back to 4chan

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>>95115086
I used to hump the floor when I was a kid.

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>>95118562
>>95115619

>>95115086
>>95116423


actually babies CAN get an erection, even before being "born" still inside the womb.

>>95115117
As we all know, sexual organs are purely cosmetic until age 18

>>95121637
>>95121607
I've seen lots of videos of underage penises, only very rarely do they get erections

>>95121641
We're talking about babies. They stop being able to get erections in a few months. It only returns in puberty. I don't know the details but infant erections don't have anything to do with sexual stimmuli.
Also kill yourself actual pedophile.

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>>95121749
twas for research, I swear

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>>95115086
Does she still do it?

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>>95115086
I dont know whats worse this guy or the guy from /a/ who made his mother spread in front of him

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>>95117224
I was a caesarian

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>>95121910
You cant just say these things without proof

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>>95115086
Please tell me you don't have kids.

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>>95115086
Never change motherfuckers

>>95115086
>All these replies

Its like a nuclear reaction, once a post gets a critical mass of (you)s more just add to it for the sake of it. Its a N(you)clear explosion.

>>95122336
Hey Anon can I get a sauce on that pic you're postin?

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>>95115086
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>95114977
Well, his last name was Newman.

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>>95120388
this is funnier than the actual post you're replying too

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>>95115086

OP here, I am suprised to see this thread still up

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>>95115086
>baby
>erection
huhmmmmmm, Huhmmmmm, HUHMMMMMMM

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>>95115034
>>95115183

>>95115086
Ex fucking cuse me?

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>>95115086
>when I was a baby
How old were you exactly? Surely you weren't that young if you can still recall it so clearly.

>>95115502
>if you ever get a gf she will eventually tell her
>your gf does it too now
was this your mom's plan all along?

>>95115114
Seriously underrated.

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>>95115086
anon please...

>>95115502
>>95115086
Do you hate yourself now?

>>95114977
Its weird because Woody should be the most common toy of the entire lineup, being the main focus

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>>95115086
I was halfway through the replies before I realized she didn't KICK your dick and say "WOODYWOODYWOODYWOODY"

>>95117059
Al was a scumbag, you're 100% right.

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>>95116618
That's all folks is porky's line faggot

>>95119800
Yes.

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>>95115086
You must have had an interesting childhood

>>95117059
Wouldn't you if you were stuck in a dead end job managing and being the mascot of a shitty ass Toys R Us knock off?

>>95117640
when he GLUUUUUUUED me

>>95121910
>the guy from /a/ who made his mother spread in front of him
I need a link, a cap, anything

>>95115062
Knowing the post that follows this one makes it even better

>>95123667
>forcing your son to share your flick fetish
seems like this chicks got her priorities in order

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