Pick.

>>95092728
BOOM! gf.
Where is First Comics gf?

>>95092798
Where is First Comics gf?
This

>no EC comics gf

>>95092728
I'm torn between Dynamite, Marvel, and Webcomic.

>>95092728
Why is one of them a character and the rest publishers?

>>95093109
Judge Dredd is the only 2000AD property anyone knows about.

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>>95092728

I pick Crossgen but she has to dress like Zanniati.

>>95092728
I wanna say Fantagraphics gf, but I've never read a comic from Fantagraphics, so she would probably keep calling me a fucking casual, so she's a no no.

Image seems nice, but also she's probably a poser, who only reads Image stuff because "capeshit is only for casual right haha", so no to her too.

Which only leaves DC gf, who actually seems fucking perfect, now that we got to know eachother a bit. I mean yeah my life ain't only capeshit, and I do like myself some early 00s Marvel, but she seems to tolerate me as long as I keep telling her that I love Morrison.

Also, where's Black Mask gf who is super intellectual and artsy, but also keeps ghosting you for like two months and then comes back for a day and you have the best sex of your life just to see that she's gone again.

>>95093164
You should get some Duck books anon, or the EC comics library slipcases

>>95093147
Slaine, Nemesis, ABC Warriors, Rogue Troooper, and Armoured Gideon are cool. But it is what it is.

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>>95092728

>>95093196
Hey, I love a ton of 2000AD books but most non-fans only know of Dredd.

>>95092728
>no extra thicc gf

>>95092728
How much are the taxes for the grappling hooks judge gf?

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>>95092798
>>95092825
?

>>95092728
IDW gf

>>95093282
Ok First Comics gf is my gf now

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>>95092728

>>95093382
Do Animax gf and Jetix gf

anyone else remember publisher-tans and how they imploded on themselves

fun times

>>95092830
>i think theres a twilight zone marathon tonight, wanna watch?
>Halloween is coming up, lets go as matching ghouls
>*crypt keeper laugh*
>anon, the CCA is picking on me again

>>95092728
tl;dr gf

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>>95092728
this one

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>>95092830

What about bf

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>>95093248

>>95093550
I love her.

>>95093382
Disney GF should be saying something like
>"I don't care what you think, we are mostly going to watch my tween sitcoms, then maybe we can watch a Mickey short".
>"We are going to rewatch the movie, it's a sing-a-long version this time!"

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>>95093550
I feel like I'd be able to put up with her witchery bullshit.

>>95093232
Supervillain > Sidekick > Antihero > Superhero

>>95093680
>she keeps trying to teach you moral lessons with ironic punishment

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>>95093539

>>95093793
>>95093539
I am really uncomfortable with her, she's too similar to my sleep paralysis nightmares

>>95093539
Well that is a really nice gf. 10/10 would join her cult.

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>>95093382
>tfw I need that adult swim gf

>>95093829
How so?
What happens in them if it's okay to ask?

>>95093829
Explain.

> I wanna fuck you like Anissa fucked Mark.

SOLD!

>>95093891
>>95093896
So like twice a month I get sleep paralysis where I can't move but am conscious and feel like I'm dead and stuck like that for eternity. When this happens I can hear creepy sounds and there's a female entity there that looks like she's made of shadows, has dark black hair, red eyes and too many razor sharp teeth. She sits on my chest until I am able to snap myself out of it.

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>>95093997
Ask her to sit on your face next time.

>>95092728
Marvel, Dynamite, then Fantagraphics. I think someone should update the Avatar gf to reference the porn comics they make now.
>>95093232
Villain, hero, sidekick, anti-hero
>>95093382
Nick gf. If an actual girl asked me to enter her forbidden temple, I'd be looking for an engagement ring the next day.
>>95093539
Perfect waifu material right here.

>>95094023
I hate it anon, it's the most frightening thing that happens to me. It does seem weirdly sexual sometimes though

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>>95094023
This is the only viable option.

Or just jerk off as hard as you can, make sure to retain eye contact. That's very important.

>>95093793
Sauce on this?

Where is Aspen comics GF?

>>95094053
I can't move, or talk and it feels like I can't breathe. I'm paralyzed while it's happening

>>95093997
Damn, that's scary man, have you talked to a therapist/psychiatrist about it?

>>95094075
Some drawfag in the drawthreads did it

>>95094104
I have sleep paralysis too anon, so I know your struggle. Still, at least your nightmare abomination is vaguely female. Mine just looks like a wendigo

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>>95094047
Nigga, she wants to suck on your knob. You think your soul is worth any fucking value? You're a nobody who accomplished nothing. The only logical explanation is that she has the hots for you, but is too autistic to show her love for a human. So she just waits for when you can't protest to get closer to you.

>>95092728
Fantagraphics gf was absolutely perfect until she shit on my capeshit. She can go to hell. DC gf takes it.

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>>95094137
>Thinks souls exist
>2011+7-1

>>95094168
And this is why you'll never have a long term relationship with a Lovecraftian shadow demoness.

>>95094110
I have in the past, the treatment is sleeping on your stomach which helps but sometimes I still sleep on my back.
>>95094126
I assume it is nicer than if it was something more horrific than a creepy lady demon.

>>95094167
>Not choosing Image GF

For shame, anon.

>>95094191
Good, I don't even want one

>>95094126

Mine's a spectral little black girl with no eyes that likes to reach inside my chest. Feels like I'm being frozen from inside. She's a bit of a cunt.

>>95094222
I never knew such shit tastes existed.

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>>95093248

>>95094239
Look man, relationships with extra dimensional/Lovecraft abominations doesn't equal what you think it does

It equals, this mess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrkjpA3C7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfy3sD1k-Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbachrpjNgA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU1YJgtHFlM

>>95093997
>there's a female entity there that looks like she's made of shadows, has dark black hair, red eyes and too many razor sharp teeth. She sits on my chest until I am able to snap myself out of it.
Anon, you have a Mare. Somebody get /x/ in here, we have a live one!

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>>95094362
What is this "Mare" you speak of.

>>95092728
le rick

>>95094221
She's a good choice, but I don't know any of her shit and she seems very insecure about not being as popular as Marvel and DC.

>>95092728
Boom! 100%

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>>95094362
I don't want it anymore.
>>95094239
Anon, it really really sucks. If you've never experienced it you are lucky

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>>95093232
Villain Gf obviously

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>>95094094

>>95094611
You underestimate how low my standards are.

>>95094664
But you might not even get a lady demon.

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Updated list, I guess.

>>95094611
Okay, Wikipedia's got a few suggestions, do you or the Mara seem German or Slavic? There are scandanavian ones too, but doesn't mention how get rid of them.

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>>95094767
>I'll never be EC's froggy.

>>95094797
I don't know even how to check that. She speaks in creepy demon speak.

>>95094664
Trust me, everyone overestimates this board plenty

>>95094841
So she /can/ communicate with you? If so, you need to ask her to sit on your dick for science.

>>95094875
She makes sounds, I can barely move my eyes

>>95094906
Can you control your breathing?

>>95094955
Most of the time I'm too scared to notice but I think so

As long as we're talking about super natural stuff, can someone answer a question I've had since I was a child. Once when I was a kid I use to go to my friends house a lot that I knew through the family. We tried to hook up a Play Station to her TV and she moved behind to get it plugged in. The TV was unplugged and when she went behind it the television suddenly came on with this girl on the screen. She asked me some question pertaining to my friend that I can't quite remember. I remember it was bitchy, like asking me why I was friends with her. I responded and my friend looked over at me with a confused face. Apparently she didn't hear it and the TV went off again when she turned around. I know for a /fact/ that that happened and I don't have a history with schizophrenia. Any explanations?

>>95094973
Learn Morse Code and blink/breath to her "... . -..-"? And then waggle your eyebrows.

>>95094973
Learn Morse code and breath in ways to fashion a sentence. Perhaps you can communicate with her that way. And if you're mind is really clear, maybe think of some questions? It said on the wiki page that witches could also be Mares, and those are telepathic, right?

>>95095050
Tsundere Jealous Specter GF

>>95093997
So she actually looks like Shadow spawn GF?

Dear christ, She's real

>>95093997
>>95095050
You people seriously need to tell /x/ about your stories, that shits spooky

>>95095078
>>95095084
How do I know she can understand morse code?
is she gonna be mad I'm talking about her?
>>95095186
Except she's all black.

>>95095124
If that /were/ the case then I'd expect her to show up at least more than once in my life. But now that you mention it, she was directly involved with the question in some way. I vaguely remember it going "Why are you *blank blank blank* her when * blank blank blank* me". Keep in mind, I was probably seven or younger at the time and the person appeared to be around my age, or at least I perceived her to be. So I doubt she was after the D.

>>95095269
>How do I know she can understand morse code?
Worth a shot.
>is she gonna be mad I'm talking about her?
I don't believe so, it seems like a completely natural thing to do. If she didn't want it to be questioned then she would have been more up front about wanting to suck you off.

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>>95092728
>Capestomm

Judge gf is tempting but since picking her would be knowingly committing a crime, I'll go with Dark Horse gf

>>95095214
It wasn't really spooky though. Mine was in the middle of the day, and the girl looked completely normal. Then again, talking about it is making me feel paranoid for whatever reason, so maybe there was more to it than I'm remembering.

>>95095338
Okay, I guess I'm going to try to fuck a demon.

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Anyone ever see something like this?

>>95095425
I'm proud of you anon.

>>95095491
MS Paint?

>>95095425
Good luck, tell her you want to procreate like an ape and she if she giggles

>>95095592
I just don't know if I can stay calm enough to follow through with a game plan

>>95095620
see*

>>95095615

It was ether that or crayons and a smart phone.

>no 2000ad gf

>>95095627
You'll be fine, anon. You gotta have confidence to get a girl.
>>95095620
Might be too straight forward. We need to turn anon into a proper lady's man if he's going to score someone like that. He should try a pun about friction.

>>95095418
Don't worry about it anon, it happened when you were 7 and it hasn't happened since right? You're fine man, honestly it could just be a fever dream or maybe a dream in general that you didn't realize was one

>>95093382
C'mon man, Nick gf is OP. She has to have some sort of defect.

>>95095425
Live the dream anon, live it for all of us

>>95095687
I'm fairly certain I have her hooked for some reason, she's been around since I was little

>>95095705
Except I /want/ her to come back. I know, it's weird. It's kinda like this odd sense of terror and wonderment. Like, this bitch showed up out of the blue to me one day and asked me an oddly specific question about my friend I use to know and just vanished. I just wanna know why is all .

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>>95092728
IDW

>>95095743
She's been watching you since you were a kid? That's kind of cute, maybe she always liked you and never knew how to approach you right

>>95095743
Then start the ice breaker with that. Tell a joke about it. And if you /are/ terrified, just remember, the more calm you are in a situation then the less likely something bad will happen to you.

>>95095770
Maybe you can try to channel her again?

>>95095808
>>95095834
I guess I'll try sleeping on my back tonight...

>>95095850
How exactly? I wasn't doing anything the first time. I was literally just sitting there and she appeared.

>>95094841
Okay, both wards seem to involve christfaggotry so we're just going to do both, hope for the best.

Look out your window, turn your pillow then sign the cross on it.

Say this prayer before you go to bed:
Here I am lying down to sleep;
No night-mare shall plague me
until they have swum through all the waters
that flow upon the earth,
and counted all stars
that appear in the skies.
[Thus help me God Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Amen!

Just in case all that doesn't work, keep a lemon in hand when you go to bed, and leave a light on.

How come there's no Newspaper Comic GF?
>She's bad news
>Hates Mondays

>>95093382
Nickelodeon girl best girl

>>95095930
Try researching how to channel spirits or whatever, or just do what you did before, sit in front of a TV, turn it on and do nothing, or maybe call out to her? She's probably the same age now wink wink

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>>95096138
You mean watching tv?

>/co/: Waifus and paranormal activity.

>>95095930
Maybe unplug the tv and sit in front of it, trying to talk with her

>>95096232
You think it would work even if it wasn't the same TV?

>>95096301
Maybe she lives in the TV like in Persona 4, maybe that anon is a persona protag

>>95096353
Whelp, I tried, nothing happened. Granted the TV is still plugged in The place I'm house sitting as one of those TV's that's wired through the wall.

>>95096542
Maybe she used to find you more interestig when you were younger :(

>>95096680
Don't blame her on that one.

You guys know that seeing shit during sleep paralysis isn't actually demons haunting you right.

>>95093997
dumbass, just sleep on your face

>>95096721
shhh

>>95095050
You were a dumb kid and you made it up, then convinced yourself it happened.

>>95096763

>>95096542
You've gotta talk to the TV for a good 15 minutes while it's unplugged if you want to summon any TV specters on purpose. Trust me, I'm an expert in these sorts of things.

>>95096721
Depends on your philosophical views.

>>95093539
Kinda reminds me of my wife.

>>95092728
Dark Horse easy. Didn't even need to read the rest

>>95096763
Maybe? The problem is, my friend also remembers me talking to nothing, so I at least know that part is true. I did like to play pretend a lot, so that might have something to do with it.
>>95096809
Doctor Venkman?

>>95096852
Is your wife foreign or something

>>95096929
Nah she's just weird.

>>95092728
>No shoving babies in washing machines!
what?

>>95096940
At least you have a wife. Hope you two are happy

>>95096963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TjLc6096Tk

>>95093109
Well I suppose it's more a group than a character.

>>95094000
Nice.

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We should definitely have /cox/ next april

>>95097384
Boco would have the time of his life with the Succubus threads.

>>95092728
I'm sad for Crossgen GF.

>>95098860
She might kill herself if you leave, anon.

>>95094767
EC gf is best girl.

>>95093771
Which ironic message do I need to be taught for her to do a sexual punishment?

>>95093539

I am still not sure what the downside is with her.

>>95092728
Fantagraphics

honorable mention:
Dark Horse
Image
Avatar Press
Oni because she's JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOOOOOW

>>95093539
hard
fast
repeatedly

>>95093680
they're ALL witches, anon

>>95099061
None of them will get me into fun witch shenanigans. Well, maybe Avatar Press, but EC is still better.

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>>95093382

>>95093829
>>95093997
what a lame, cliche sleep paralysis
it's like something out of an uninspired early 2000s horror film

>>95092728
Image GF pls

>>95094812
GMILF

>>95092728
>Webcomic gf
>Doesn't have a stupid tie-dye faux-hawk
Highly inaccurate.

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>>95092728
would some kind of ImageWebcomicAvatar Press hybrid be allowed?

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>>95093382
>nu-adult swim
SHE USED TO BE SO PATRICIAN

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>>95093232
Supervillain gf, of course.

>>95095682
You keep saying this but isn't that literally what Judge gf is?

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>>95101326
my autism beckoned me to make this

Dark horse because 95% of what I read is conan and mignola

>>95101390
where's this from?

>>95092728
>Archie
>Sonic
>>95093232
Henchman GF

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>>95102335
Nowhere. These are just mockups I made back during the first 'pick your superhero gf' thread, because I really want to play/make a superhero dating sim. My hope is that other, more skilled/motivated anons will latch onto the idea too.