Sadie Miller thread

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>>95080224
So, Pygmy Albino Gorilla thread?

>>95080224
Shit character from a shit show.

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If her fat ass breaks chairs at the Big Doughnut, does it come out of her paycheck?

>>95081691
She could find other ways to pay

>>95080224


Blandest and most pointless character.

>>95080224
She looks like a goddamn bandicoot in the thumbnail

I like em THICC
I like em SHORT

>>95084114
yeeuh

Post pic of her mentioning being a natural double D and crotch high

Adorable. Would smooch. Would give belly rubs.

>>95081162
Honkey Kong?

>>95085830
what?

>>95087242
lol, what?

>>95087242
Awww

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>>95087242
Wrong image

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Looking at her closely.. she's not fat.

She's a shortstack. And that's the best rack.
Just like Amathyst (who's more short and thick-armed with fake-muscle mass).

You want fat? Ronaldo. Greg. Those niggas are fat. They bellies extend past their view of they feet. Steven isn't there yet but he looks like he's close, the curvature of his gut starting to get close to passing his toe.

Now that I re-read this, this is a fucking weird fetishistic way of thinking if people are fat

>>95087342
That one just doesn't make sense. Why would they make Connie look like a black maid?

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>>95087242
Dude.
This is comfy.

>>95087218
There's two or three panel comic where Lars is all "Why the fuck should I go out with you?"

"I'm a D-cup and I'm waist high"

>>95087354
Nah, you are right. On both accounts, lol. But its how people tend to define their preferences.

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>>95087342

>>95087415
phresh

>>95087397
want

>>95080224
more like that

>>95086769
not bad

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>>95089763

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>>95089763
>those knees

>>95087354
Yeah, she's not exactly slim, but she's built like a bull terrier.
As she demonstrated when she went medieval on that corrupted Gem.

I wanna cuddle Sadie and eat donuts with her in her comfortkino basement room

>>95080224
she's nothing in the show like in your picture. it hurts.

>>95089116
what the fuck i love sadie now.

>>95089784
>>95089763
You should commit suicide because you didn't draw this character as portrayed, and you made her skinnier so your fatshaming every fat person, you also forgot to color her nose, palms, and cheeks bright cherry hue does denying her African/Muslim heritage.

Shame on you, you are horrible person, basically a nazi! The only way you can atone for this is to commit suicide.

>>95087242
#notallorcs

>>95090024
I wanna eat her big doughnut

>>95087242
cause he's shiny

>>95087363
Because steven is having an afair and it is historical and shit.

>>95087342
>connie sometimes gets a bit of that stevenbowl to
Delet this. Steven is pure and would never engage in infidelity.

>>95089792
What knees?

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>tfw gf is 4'11 and chubby
It's literally the most patrician of taste

>>95091844
have fun having a manlet for a son

>>95091844
Agreed. All parts stacked for groping.

>>95091844
that's cute, happy for you

>>95091919
I'm hoping my genes will offset it as I'm 6ft

>>95091844
I know a chick who fits thoes markers.
>constantly high
>can't be bothered to hold a conversation
>always mad about something

Truly the best there is

>>95092176
They can't all be the same
She doesn't need to be talking much anyway at that height.
Eh? Eehhh?

>>95091976
>why daddy? why did you curse me to be a manlet??

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>>95087452
Finally found it. Surprised no one posted it yet.

>>95087397
This better be real, because I want.

I wanna feed her doughnuts

>>95092778
>Oh, son... When will you learn?

Her voice actor does a lot for me

>>95096166
Yeah me too. The gutters, the kitchen floors, dusting my ceiling fan. Really helpful lady.

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>>95080224
She belongs in a prison cell.

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>>95096179
>Says that she belongs in jail
>Post Pearl
Hmmm...

>Nearly killed Lars with a deadly prank due to him being a dick
>Kidnapped Lars and a child, held them on a dangerous isolated island for weeks, and deliberately hid the way home so she could weasel her way into Lars' pants
Sadie is a horrible person and deserves no love, only prison bars.

>>95096622
I'd rather give her Mars Bars.

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>>95087342

>>95096666
Would be fun to pig out with her

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Humans a shit.

This is now a best girl thread.

>people are waifufagging the most sub-average cartoon girl in existence

Seriously? There's millions of unfit plain Janes with mediocre tits, bad out-of-date haircuts and hairy legs with shitty jobs at fast food joints around who would happily date some of the neckbeards on here.

Your waifu is absolutely shit, anon. Shit.

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>>95098753
>tfw so degenerate for so long you circle back around to vanilla tastes

>>95087242
>episode where he teaches her how to smoke a cigar and play cards

>lets Lars use her as a doormat
kinda mad but empathize
>she traps Lars on a desert island for weeks and is shocked when he comes onto her
empathy gone
>allows Steven and her mom to push her around for days until finally bailing at the very last minute and is rewarded for this spinelessness
beyond fury, what a shit character

>>95098753
You were right up until
>That will happily date some of you neckbeards
Funny man, Anon. Funny funny man

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>>95087242
This warms my cold, jaded heart.

Thank you for sharing this, even if it was accidental.

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>>95093240
Thank you /co/mrade. Driving me nuts trying to find it.

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>>95087242
Noice

>>95090619
Reminder that the kid is also named Steven.

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>>95080224
>>95081120
>>95084995
>>95093240
i'd eat her doughnut hole, if you catch my drift
hubba hubba yowza

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warm fresh donuts

>>95100572
damn i love that

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>>95080224
unf, perfect. THICC shortstacks are fucking great.

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>>95093240
Man this drawing is old. I should draw more lewd Sadie.

>>95102307
Y
E
S

>>95081691
She probably just blames it on Lars

>>95080224
I don't know how anyone could be sexually attracted to this character, she looks like an obese Dr. Suess drawing

>>95087242
Is this an actual series?

>>95104836
Sadly no. Just one picture.

>>95104773
desu her voice adds a lot, also if you watch the show there's more than a few scenes where she acts cute as fuck

>>95105306
I've seen some episodes, the only one I remember her in was the one where her and Lars get stuck on the island. She looked horrifying as the episode progressed.

>>95105344
anything that lars is in should be ignored completely, he's an awful character

>>95104744
I like both.

>>95105740
Hanging out with both of them together would be a blast

>>95104744
>the one gem who likes food
>mainly eats and drinks things that are not food
Armrest is my favorite gem but I'd honestly rather have coffee and donuts with Sadie.

>>95091844

Why are you pretending fat midgets are attractive? Just accept you can't do better. Fucking pathetic.

>>95087342
>Lars
lol

>>95091844
anon shortstacks are literally a body type only achievable in 2D.

a 4'11 fat girl is not hot....

>>95106871
This is not true
I've known plenty
The way their shoulders and back almost immediately become their butt, mmmf

>>95100572
>Boss walks in
>Boss: Sadie wtf are you doing you fat albino pig.
>Sadie: S-sir I-i-uh...
>Boss: You're getting your grease all over the fresh batch of donuts. Get the fuck out of here you're fired
And then she was fired and became a cheap, low-quality street hooker

>>95107895
lucky townies

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>>95089116
remembering that Sadie was able to make out with Lars due to island stolkholm syndrome, and if the genders were reversed, SU fans would be calling Sadie a rapist.

>>95109304
I, too, invent hypothetical scenarios so that I can feign outrage at how I assume others would act in them.

>>95109304
Lady Lars a cute

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>>95104836
No, but the artist, Gang Star, really likes Orcs and tough guys being unexpectedly nice. There's a couple more of his pictures in a similar vein.

>>95110304
She'd probably have a really insufferable personality, though. I guess some things just don't translate well from awkward teenage guy to awkward teenage girl.

>>95098753
I know a Sadie.
Out of my league.

>>95109304
>My husband kissed me
>Wtf I was raped
Nice meme.

>>95110593
The key weakness to Lars is that he cares too much what the cool kids think about him, and the most annoying thing about Lars is that he's embarrassed to be with Sadie in public. I think that translates across genders pretty well.

>>95111410
Agreed

>>95081133
Yes.

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>>95102307
Same desu, it's why I started learning to draw

>>95098868
So much time down in the deep dark recesses of human sexuality the stuff that feels exotic to you now is horribly plain?
I know that feel.
Consensual sex and cuddling afterwards just sounds so... different!

>>95115507
You better deliver.

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>>95117129
I said started learning, I'm still at chicken shit flat everything and fucked proportions level.

>>95117129
Give me a request.

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>>95118463
Sadie enjoying a thick nutdog, with extra nut.

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>>95118641

>>95082623
>>95080224

That's a pretty sexy midget.

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>>95118895

>>95118463
>>95118895
Sadie in tight dolphin-shorts, Yoto.
Google that shit, if you don't know what they are. Google that good shit.

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I want Stevonnie to impregnate Sadie about 14 times

>>95087242
Oh shit, I didn't realize there was another panel to this. I only had up to the dinner. You've done me so well today, anon.

>>95119693
Cute!

>>95098753
>implying I have any confidence at all to get any girl
Having an abusive childhood really destroys your chances of ever having a normal life as a dude.

My ex was pretty much just Sadie. I like to think I got to have sex with this character.

>>95107254
This anon knows what's up

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Sadie has the best buns.

>>95120629
mu nyucka

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>>95086769

>>95122608
Her stripper name?

>>95110540
Link please

>>95120594
OP pic keeps reminding me of my ex

>>95081171
She could be worse.

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>>95086769

>>95127388
She's perfect

>>95121544
I always knew that "if every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs" saying had a deeper meaning. A deeper, delicious meaning. Yum.

>>95118463
>>95118895
Sadie getting caught changing from behind

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whys everyone in this show so fuckin ugly

dont show me fanart, look at that fuckin gremlin

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>>95086769
My fucking sides!

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>>95087342
>MFW I'm into this

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>>95093240
>tfw you will never attend Crotch High

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>>95098753
>waifufag sub-average girl
>acquire sub-average girl IRL
>pretend she's Sadie
>blast Micucci while jamming it in herCucci
I won't lie, it's a FANTASTIC feeling. Especially getting to smush her supple, jiggly tummy against mine with every thrust.

But let me know how achievable your waifu is IRL. Still working on building a Jenny sexbot? Or getting that Chel to think your stammering is cute? Just L.O.L, my dude.

Pic related, it's what the ideal female body <OBJECTIVELY> looks like.

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>>95129712
>dooming your kids to being fat and mediocre

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>>95129918
LOW TEST
BYOW BYOW BYOOOWW

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>>95087342
>Steven puts her eyes
>Puts her eyes
>Her eyes
>HER

and just like that my sides are on Mars. Well done tumblr, you CAN be productive.

>>95086769
So he has a high salary job and happy marriage?

>>95129712
Still looking for an IRL Hinata but it seems Kishimoto has set the standards too damn high.

>>95082065

Fag spotted.

>>95096804

I foresee that someone will post an image of Padparadscha!

>>95130464

That sad feeling when few people even remember who she's supposed to be...

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>>95130525

So this is what degeneracy smells like

>>95130713
Fresh donuts with superior maple glaze?

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>>95129175
Well sure, if you like the taste of shit and raw doughnuts.

>>95130713
This your first time here, m8?

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>>95119693

>>95103201
I remember seeing this one a long ass time ago. I think it was back in 2014.

wow /co/'s new waifu is a fat cunt who works at a donut shop

>>95134517
/co/umblr all the way

>>95130464
HODOR

>>95087242
Is this relevant because sadie looks like she is these twos offspring?

>>95087342
I am dying to know how tumblr reacted to this.

>>95093240
READ IT IN HER VOICE.

NOW I HAVE A BONER.

Bumping for more.

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>>95080224
Reminder that Lars dumps the Earth fatty for delicious Homeworld puss.

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>>95099399
What do you think you're doing crossboarding?

>>95080224
That's a nice drawing of beach city's favorite slam pig.

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>>95137901
She still looks like a monkey.

Now I realized it, if she was a real person she'd be played by Abigail Breslin. Looks nearly like Sadie.

>>95138927
And she smells like one too
Happy birthday to you

>short
>fat
>shit personality
>jew
wow, /co/
your waifu is dogshit

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>>95089763
>>95089784
better rendition of a taller Sadie

>>95103201
we need some pics of some of the other human SU girls as magical girls like that too

>>95133549
Hold on how come that didnt happen? Not saying I wanted it to happen, but according to the show's canon they should have fused during that scene.

Sucrose explain

>>95139557
you need mutual consent to be closer with one another while bonding over a shared sentiment.

Barb and Steven were dancing for the sake of dancing, not trying to get closer to one another emotionally like Steven and Connie, or when Steven hugged Amy.

What I still haven't seen is a satisfying answer to how the fuck Ruby and Sapphire fused. Over what notion did they fuse on? Their shared desire to keep Sapphire alive? Was Sapphire having second thoughts about accepting her fate, which coincided with Ruby's desire?

>>95139735

Love at first sight?

What I want to know is, how is it possible that Sapphire did not foresee this happening at all? It evidently was a possible future - and not hardly an unlikely one. She was in danger, Ruby was assigned to protect her, there was a substantial probability that Ruby was going to push her out of harm's way.

Ruby already seemed a little different from the other rubies. Hrm.

Isn't it wonderful to speculate about things we WILL NEVER FUCKING FIND OUT?

>>95141827
This is why I despise ambiguity in cartoons.

>>95138326
Again?!

>>95138781
Hell yeah

>>95142983

Of course. His charms are irresistible and she can't help but want to play this game of cat and mouse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOaqDEjxQAU

>>95143022

...Shit. That reminded me he will never do a guest voice on the show.

I made myself sad.

>>95143037
If he hadn't passed away do you think Rebecca could've convinced him to be the male voicing Emerald?

>>95143587
Why would a male voice emerald?

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>>95143675
Because she is, I think they do a very good job at it as well.

>>95144026
Was just wondering cuz some people were saying its a male character

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>>95144545
Nah all gems except Steven are female, nothing changes that.

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>>95130103
>Hinata
excellent taste

>>95144635
That is funny to me, considering Steven is a hybrid.

>>95081691
Okay I am completely indifferent to this show but am I the only one who thinks this character design is absolutely hideous? This is genuinely one of the least appealing-looking characters I've ever seen on TV or any work of fiction at all.

>>95145137
the show's art is generally terrible.

>>95087354
I think the biggest problem with her design isn't that she's short, but that she's as short as a child. She's like 4'9 little person dwarf sized. You don't look thicc at that height if you're chubby, you look fat.

>>95089763
>>95089784
She looks a million times better, a normal petite cute girl that isn't super girly. But if she looked like this Lars would be fine with fucking her and showing her off and there'd be no character arc about him becoming less shallow and self obsessed through their relationship.

>>95109304
They already are, Tumblr sjws hate her.

>>95145528
>Tumblr sjws hate her.
>when clickb8 invades /co/
defend your claim.

>>95145696
Can you defend the claim that there would be mass outrage if the genders where reversed?

>>95109304
>can't understand why people like Lars with his looks and asshole attitude
>see female Lars
And now I understand

>>95145137

No, many people agree. But others - including myself - do not. She's short and chubby. In fact she is remarkably short, especially given that she's at least 16 yars old; she's about half the height of her mother, and as tall as Steven who is the size of an eight-year-old.
For this reason I suspect she's actually meant to be a midget.

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>>95145833

A while ago this was a thing...

>>95145864
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>95145833

How about male Lars?

If Sadie were drawn in this style...

>>95145928
What about him? I just think he's insufferable, granted a lot of characters in SU are I just can't understand why so many folk like him for it. So I assume it's cause they get wet/hard for him

>>95145864
That pic just embodies the tumblr SU fandom in its entirety huh?

>>95145988
>That pic just embodies the tumblr SU fandom in its entirety huh?

I wouldn't know. I only visit Tumblr for porn. I have a hard time (ha ha) understanding where the connection SJW / Tumblr comes from, given I have seen the most absurdly grotesque racism and sexism I have ever seen on there.

>>95145771
I never said that.
regardless it's a hypothetical, whereas you stated that they do hate her already,
meaning there is evidence.

defend your claim.

>>95130103
ha. a guy at my community college posted some papers on the posting board asking for someone to be his perfect hinata waifu. he had an entire lost of rules and everything

>>95147006
bold enough to live the dream

>>95145137
Not every character is designed for you to fap to.

>it's another THICC thread
Stop! This is not thicc! This is fat!

>>95142023
No, it's because you have autism.

>>95145528
Tumblr hates every female character in anything because they're basically territorial she-lions defending their husbandos.

>>95089763
how many fatties do you think would get triggered by this

>>95148882
it's not a thicc thread, it's just a sadie thread

>>95150698
Candace party
Candace party

>>95150796
fuck i chuckled

>>95150796
It's not a party, it's an intimate get together.

>>95150031
its gross

>>95145928
I find gauges horrendous. So I can't even fathom why she'd fancy such a tool.

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>>95093238
>that American flag outfit
my heart...