ITT: Make up scams that the Eds would do.

>>95069626
Kickstarter campaign to get jawbreakers

>>95069626
sword ed online

Make a fake entire city, full of fake people
hire people to pretend to be homeless people (the Eds) and beg the kids who visit the new and exciting city for change

>>95069626
cul de sac jail

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>>95069626
Dancing lessons

make a "watch series" site that requires you to pay in jawbreakers

Prostitute the Kankers and get a share of that sweet child support.

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Eddy tries to do bachelor actuation and makes double d main prize

Wait for one of Rolf's chickens to die, then try to scam him by reviving it.

>>95069681
How about create patreon page and just for 25 cents you get to watch him on livestream eat jawbreaker

>>95069626
Some kind of "Racoon Land"

>>95070040
they already did the "fake city" schtick

Get Ed to go into costume as a crazed psycopath who will only spare his victims if they give him 25 cents.

>>95070305
They tried it once he got to in character for it to work better try something more mundane for him to try

People have to pay to punch Eddy in the face.
That's it.

>>95070272
That's my dumb joke

They made an entire fucking city
How can they not afford 3 jawbreakers?

>>95069626
Steal art, say they made it and take commission money from unsuspecting buyers

>>95070349
Holy shit, would a EEnE mod of Payday 2 be any good?

>>95070349
Even better, make terrible looking art and then try to pass it off as made by various famous artists (or just old European sounding names)

>>95070345
About to say they raided the junk yard but then I remembered the bananas, and on that note, raiding the junkyard for things to sell as scrap/antiques.

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>>95070079

>>95070384
>Scribble down "Pablo Piccolo" and try to sell to museum
Yup, sounds about right

>Scult a giant dinosaur/monster using clay
>Push it into the middle of the Cul De Sac at the middle of the night
>Have Eddy stand on the top, and use a megaphone and scream for quarters
>All while he throws things from the mouth and can't see him

>>95070349
Nobody's falling for your shit again, Madarame.

> Build a 'Pokemon stadium' in Ed's basement
> Claim it has a statically higher chance of rare Pokemon appearing
> Charge for entry

>>95070445
>Ed ends up thinking it's real despite setting it up in the first place
>Obeys the structure as the second coming of Baron o' Beef Dip

Get double d make cool looking video game demos and trailers for steam then once green light giving plies of shit games for like 5 buck

>Eddy tells the kids they are all actually dead and the cul-de-sac is purgatory
>tells them they have to give 25 cents to move onto heaven

>>95069626
Card skimming and check fraud.

>Compatibility tester
>"ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE IN THE CUL-DE-SAC? STEP RIGHT UP TO EDDY'S ROMANCE ROULETTE AND FIND OUT WHO IN THE CUL-DE-SAC WAS MADE FOR YOU!"
>You into a box made to look like a computer, Eddy stands behind it and makes computer noises with his mouth while Ed sits in the "computer" part of the box with a pile of pictures of random characters and slides them through the "printer"
>Edd is in an overhead compartment doing the voice for the computer, looking through a peephole.
>Johnny steps in
>BEEP BOOP BEEPITY BEEP BOOP
>"Congratulations Johnny, your ideal romantic partner is Sarah!"
>"Congratulations Jimmy! Your ideal romantic partner is... Nazz?"
>"Rolf, your ideal romantic partner is... Plank?"
>"Kevin, your ideal romantic partner is... Your... Bike? Oh dear..."
>All the kids around the cul-de-sac start trying to date their mis-matched random partners because they believe it will work out
>Hijinks ensue when things inevitably fail and everyone gets angry at the Eds
>Everyone but Kevin is trying to hunt them down
>The Eds hide out in the dating machine, and they've got their quarters, they just have to wait for the heat to die down outside
>The machine begins beeping
>Three pictures slide out of the machine
>The Kankers
>They begin panicking
>The door's stuck
>The Kankers heads come through the picture slot
>"Congratulations." and Laughter
>The episode ends with the outside of the box jumping around and the Eds screaming

>>95070893
>"Wait, if this is purgatory, then why are you here? Shouldn't you be down a little lower?"

>>95070381
No.

>>95069626
Fake kidnapping ransom to spur fundraising

>>95069626
Eddy would dress up like a girl and make a Youtube video about scams, and then Ed and Edd would shitpost in the comments about how all girls are icky and how none of them understand the value of scams.

Then Eddy would start a patreon and claim he was harassed by the boy's club of scamming. He would get exclusive magazine interviews and show up on various late-night shows.

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>>95071128
>everybody but Kevin.

Threaten people they'll try to scam them for 50 cents and the only way they'll go away is they gave him 25 cents.

>>95069626
A casino with tables and slots made out of junkyard trash.

>>95071128
perfect

>>95071128
>Everyone but Kevin
My nigga.

>>95069626
>Make quality content at first
>Do Dark Souls 2 livestream next
>Start Patreon page
>Keep zero promises.
>Make Amazon wish list
>Put Really expensive Jawbreakers
It worked for Spoony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JyXg8Tbm64

>>95074810
When EEnE was airing, I was in my house all day playing video games or on message boards
nothing really changed, just it became more common

>>95071128
After the box jumping around it should cut to Kevin polishing his bike nearby. Kevin walks his bike into the background, iris out with the Eds still screaming.

>>95075096
If anything kids are going outside MORE because they can take their video games outside.

>>95069626
>Eddy finds his bro's old pool table
>"check this out boys, my bro taught me everything he knows!"
>Eddy sucks at pool
>Double D decides to humor him with a game
>Double D is amazing at pool
>"Really Eddy it's simple vector calculus and a dash of physics"
>Lightbulb
>Eddy starts a lounge in the middle of the cul-de-sac
>Free entry. free drinks (it's just hose water in plastic martini glasses), Ed in an oversized fancy suit as the bartender, and the pool table
>Massive hit, everyone loves it
>Eddy brags to everyone how bad Double D is at pool, then bets them a quarter they can't beat him
>Double D has no idea, thinks Eddy's just setting him up to play games for fun
>Tells Eddy he's proud of him for creating something everyone can enjoy with no strings attached
>Everyone looses to Double D, Eddy strikes it rich
>Double D finds out about the betting, gets in an argument with Eddy, makes a big announcement to the room apologizing to everyone
>Everyone realizes Eddy lied, wants their money back
>"Uh... No refunds?"
>Big scuffle, everyone takes their money back and rips the lounge apart in the process

>>95070486
Who's gonna stop me, Yusuke, your dead mom?

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>Eddy starts the "Help Eddy Move and Never Come Back" Foundation

>Promises to move forever once he gets the right amount money.

>Edd and Ed are in on it of course, pretend there's a falling out with Eddy.

>Ed "promises" a cut to the Kankers so they don't ruin the plan.

>Whenever Ed gets the right amount of money, he raises the donation quota to obtain more money.

>Says the increased donations are to cover unexpected costs.

>Plan is ruined when Eddy inevitably rips off the Kankers.

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>>95071128
fuck, I want this so bad now...

>>95070430
Had me dying anon

>>95069626
>jurassic park attraction
>they steal a bunch of rolf's chickens and dress them up in makeshift dino costumes
>charge 25 cents to get in

>>95069626
Spiritual successors funded on Kickstarter.

Hypnotism shows, with Double D being the hypnotist

>>95069626
>muh 6 million jawbreakers

>>95077470
>>95071128
>>95077933
these are all pretty good ideas for episodes

>>95070253
>Racoon Land
That's stupid, how about a Mutant Land

Selling repackaged tictacs as discount birth control to the neighborhood girls and Kankers who are hurting from their lack of medical insurance. The Jawbreakers taste even sweeter when they realize they've ruined Kevin's life.

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>>95070214
ARISE CHICKEN

Create Bootleg versions of popular films and cartoons (starring himself, Edd and Ed playing all the parts) and selling them.

>>95077195
>Nyan Cat
>Dead meme

>>95082841
They sort-of did that with the silent movie.

I can see that working very well though, at least while they are the only actors. Shit would fall apart faster than a house of cards in a earthquake once sarah pulls the "do what i say or i'll lie to mom" card.

>>95070343
he said a scam, not a fortune 500 business idea.

>>95070658
>After the scam is over, Ed throws all the quarters they made into the empty structure
>Sculpture is sent to the dump before Eddy could get them back
>Now the Eds have to retrieve the quarters from the dump
I think we just made an episode!

A gameshark scam where they tell everyone that they can give them all legendary pokemon for a quarter. Except they don't have a gameshark.

>>95080659
>Double D being the hypnotist
Why Double D? And what would he do with it?

>>95070522
was waiting for something /vp/ related

Hire Ed and Eddy as bodyguards from a supposed threat on the loose (Edd walking around pretending to mug people)

>>95070343
They already did something like that though, Edd charged 1 cent to give a tied up to a tree Eddy a good smack with a contraption against his will. hard to think he'd still be friends with him after that

Ed Kissing Booth. Kankers show up. They make bank.

>>95077470
That's like 75% an episode of Drake and Josh

>>95069626
Slave reparation tax
Refugee funding
Antifa
BLM
News networks

>>95069626
Journalism degrees

>Set up a Felix Baumgartner esquire event where Ed jumps from orbit
>They actually replace Ed with life-like dummy
>The dummy falls and smashes into the ground
>Everyone believes it's the real Ed and Eddy convinces them to pay for his health care/life support/whatever
>Have real Ed hiding out in a junk yard or something
>Give him the money to do a jawbreaker run
>Eddy then tells everyone that "Ed" couldn't make it
>charges even more for the funeral event
>Real Ed accidentally shows up during the funeral, with a butt load of jawbreakers
>Rather than realize it's a scam, the cul de sac kids believe Ed has returned from the dead as some sort of Jawbreaker Messiah
>Ed also believes this, and gives the jawbreakers to everyone except Eddy and Double D
>episode ends with the cul de sac forming the Church of Ed

>>95084517
I'd actually love to see the eds do a fake college scam. Have Edd be the professor so it makes it seem legit and ed Just draws on a sheet of paper that says "Deploma" and Eddy as the dean.

All the kids who've been to Ed University act all snotty and educated and get on everyone else's nerves, especially Kevin's.

>>95084391
>implying they won't just steal the jar of coins back when they're done

>>95070193
I was about to ask what the fuck is wrong with their mouths. Then I remembered their freakish multi-colored tongues in the show.

>>95082865
these things come in cycles, it's old enough that it's now classic

>>95069626
Eddy starts a bank. episode ends when the eventual loan bubble bursts

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>>95069626
>Sneak into the pharmacy at night
>steal all the EpiPens
>open "Doctor Edd's Allergy Clinic" in the cul-de-sac
>open "Eddy's Famous Cookies" on the other side, which has peanuts and shrimp in the mix
>25 cents a cookie, 25 cents a shot

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>>95084691
10/10

I could see Eddy getting Double D to make a fake game to get greenlit with 2.1 hours of mediocre gameplay.

>>95069626
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crazy_Eddie

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>>95088610
>who were Syrian Jews

>>95071128
I CAN SEE THIS AS AN ACTUAL EPISODE

>Everyone but Kevin
kek.