CONSIDER

THE

>>95043426
ISLAND INBREEDING

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>>95043426
the following

I like coconut. I get how people could Not like it though. The texture is odd but I like that in food.

>>95043426

WE MAKE OUR NETS FROM THE FIBERS
THE WATER IS SWEET INSIDE
WE USE THE LEAVES TO BUILD FIRES
WE COOK UP THE MEAT INSIDE

>>95043426
Considered

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>>95043445
COCONUTS

If you ate nothing but coconut you would straight shit yourself to death.

>>95043426
Consider the best song in the movie.

>>95043570
Hot

>>95043570
that's what pigs, fish, all kinds of tropical fruits, tubers, etc. are for.

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>>95043619
NOT so fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oexzNG8me4I

Where were you when the sheer imensity of your ancestor's legacy compelled you on the journey to your epic destiny.

>>95044207
Not so fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEiSF8HpyDg

>>95043570
>Implying they would just eat coconut

>>95043426
COLONIZING

>>95043570
you'd be fine.

>>95043570
The whole movie was about how the island had no more fish they could survive on my man.

>>95046231

Yeah, but they also had pigs, chickens and taro root.

>>95044207
Why do you think I joined the alt-right?

>>95046231
It wasn't just fish, everything was dying

>>95043565
Who dis?

>>95044207
>>95046354
oh that's where the tiki torches came from.

>>95046313
Yeah, and their crops were all dying out which would've fuck that whole situation up.

>>95046408
Moana's VA

>>95043487
This whole song came off as lazy writing to me, I mean look at that shit, they rhymed inside with itself.

>>95044353
Dunno why this one got so much hate, it was the best by far.

>>95044207
Second place here

>>95046487
>Not recognizing internal rhymes.

>>95046408
Moana's voice actress

>>95046539
I recognize it, it still comes out sounding wonky in the song because of both lines ending identically.

>>95043458
Fresh coconut is quite different from preserved coconut

>>95047058
Life of Pi did it better.

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SHIN-EH

>>95046462
When you translate Moana's journey into that of a white man, the parallels stand out harder.
>Motonui - Comfortable Suburbia
>The rot of Te Ka - creeping social decay, literal nature rotting black tendrils
>Maui - The myths and legends of white men in the exploration age, but the heart of boomer narcissism
>the heart of Te Fiti - the core of moral control stolen in the past, stolen away natural barriers of culture taken to appease boomer pride, unaware of the consequences
>Moana's father - symbol of complacency
>Moana's grandmother - the generations before the social purge who remember what we were before
>Pua abandons Moana, but HeiHei joins - capitalists abandon her, national pride (french and polynesian) keeps with her in the journey
>Kakamora - somalians who seek power with little care for its preservation, pirates and refugees in one
>Tamatoa - Gen X, inspired by the legends and Boomers Maui came from but retreating inward, becoming hedonistic and cruel
>the ancestors - explorers and inventors, conquerors of land and charters of the sea
>the ending - The hero leads their people to a new golden age in the traditions of the past
You could probably do a Chateau Autiste on this.

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>>95043426
This

>>95043426
THIS, THE HINT OF THE CENTURY

>>95047207
>te ka can't swim because she's black

>>95047096
life of pi was utter dogshit

read the whole book and it was just "hurrdidurr look at me i believe in all religions at once, oh no now i am stranded at sea with a tiger, lel look i am eating fucktons of turtles and seaslime, the end"

utter fucking garbage

>>95047201
YOU'LL NEVER BE THIS SHINY

>>95047235
>>95047241
REMind

>>95047207
Yeah, if we declare every aspect of a movie a symbol of something utterly unrelated, it does become about something utterly unrelated.
Except for the parts that don't add up because you just shoved your own moralistic nonsense onto a story that has nothing to do with that.
Just because the rough template of a Hero's Journey kinda fits most of the time doesn't mean you just get to switch out parts to make this something that agrees with your own opinion, you sad little man.

>>95046231
It was more that things were JUST about starting to go bad. I was actually surprised at Moana's proactiveness during the whole situation.

>>95047431
>refuses to point out all the ways it doesn't work
Are you going to say because she's polynesian the allegory can't work? Zootopia is only applicable to racist rabbits and sheep...

>>95047431
>Getting this mad

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HEY PAISANOS

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I see what's happening here...
You're face to face with greatness and it's strange.
You don't even know how you feel, that's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that Germans never change~
Open your eyes let's begin!
Yes it's really me it's Hitler, reel it in!
I know it's a lot,
The boots, the 'stache~
When you're face to face with real fash!
What can I say~
except, you're welcome!
For the fanta and zepplins!
Hey it's okay to say
You're welcome!
I'll even share a stein if you're a Finn!

Hey!
Who has two thumbs and retook the rhine~
When you were just a kinder? This schvein!
When the weimar trash were scheming hoarding tons of cash? I gave em all all a smash!
Oh! Also I built autobahns!
(You're welcome!)
To zip you cross the lebensraum~
Also I deported jews
(You're welcome!)
So commies wouldn't give you blues!

So what can I say except you're welcome!
For the rockets that soar so free
There's no need to pray it's okay
You're welcome!
I guess it's just my way of being me!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

(I'd write the rest but my phone's dying)

>>95048100
Holy kek

>>95048100
>Yes its me, its Hitler, Heil it in
Fixed it anon, if your gonna make a meme put some effort into it.

>>95048028
Reminder that the German version is superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp1Lbmutry0

>>95048520
>and danke!
Fug I didn't stick the landing!

>>95043426
I hate coconut milk.

>>95047571
I don't have time nor resources to show you everything wrong about your idiotic gibberish.
I could comb over that movie and go sourcing statistics to do what exactly?
Show an internet rando that his homage to confirmation bias doesn’t really hold water?
The story is about self-discovery and overcoming a fearful conservative bias to learn about the world and solve underlying problems.
That is so broad as to look applicable to anyone's situation at any point in history in one way or another.
But Moana is presented as a very personal story with heavy mythical elements pointing to a specific culture, not a direct analogue of modern society or filled with evocative symbolism that aims at the viewers' own biases like Zootopia.
You have to bend over backwards to make connections with Moana, by taking obviously technical considerations and trying to make them allegorical statements. The stupid chicken is not French national pride unless I missed something and the movie was written by angry Renaissance Brits. And those coconut pirates that are in the movie for all of one setpiece say nothing about the refugee crisis, the anarchy in Somalia or modern piracy. For heaven's sake, they are obviously the most technologically advanced culture in the movie!
If they wanted to talk about present-day Western society, having a rough thematixlc connection would be the first step to do that, as is good custom for such criticism.
Be it in the form of scifi or fables.
Which is where Zootopia comes in again.
It's an obvious fable, replacing people with animals to make a point and creating readily readily apparent analogues. We have obvious niches and social pressures, naturally developing connections within the same species or rough size category, a big place where they all come together in this totally-not-America, a narrative that makes biases and prejudice the focus of the plot as well as each individual character arc.
Cont.

>>95043426
Is this /co/s version of baneposting

>>95048658
>That is so broad as to look applicable to anyone's situation at any point in history in one way or another
So I'm right?

>>95048658
That all comes together nicely as a story that examines how in a society -that in many ways seems familiar to the viewer- groups and individuals interact and how any group can suffer or benefit from stereotyping, how the majority can be brought to fear and hate a minority and other such thoughtful things.
This wouldn't work half as well if Zootopia had a setting akin to Ming China or the Persian Empire because the ready connection to us today would not be there.
Stories set in places disconnected from the current day generally are far better suited to explore general tendencies and failings as well as strengths of humanity.
You would do a fine job indeed if you could find me the American Dream in Death of a Kusuriuri, a tale about the life and death of a travelling Japanese medicine vendor during the Edo Period.
The other way around, you set Mulan into 1937 or even today and everybody will be looking for the political commentary.
Which is why it's terribly easy to dismiss a tale that spent extraordinary sums to reflect a completely disconnected culture tastefully, as supposed commentary on modern America or France or whatever you cooked up under your tin foil hat.

>>95049032
Yeah but that doesn't make me wrong tho.

>>95048796
No it means that any living human in any given century could have the same amount of connection to it by virtue of being a human.
Which means any connections you can find are meaningless in terms of declaring the movie about what you think it is about.
Sure, you can read it that way, but when people just after the Bronze Age collapse can find themselves just as much in it, it's probably not really about the things you projected onto it, but about broader themes concerning the human condition.

>>95049164
Yeah but it is about that

>>95049153
Fuck you! Fuck your shit! I'm so out of this!
Your claim is unfalsifiable! Of course I can't prove your subjective opinion and interpretation wrong, you mongoloid!
I can only tell you why it is stupid to assume that a movie with no connecting point to or theme shared with current politics would read as a story about current politics!
Furthermore am I convinced that anon needs to be destroyed.

>>95049312
>being this mad

>>95048709
I doubt it, but with a few months of marking the 1 year anniversary of Moana, you got to admit it had some staying power.

Nothing will come close to Baneposting tho.

just watched the movie because of this thread

very nice actually

i was pleasantly surprised that the retarded chicken was the animal sidekick and not the fucking pig

>>95049615
Yeah, the pig was cut because it had shit all to do and the retarded chicken was good for a few laughs at least.
Two sidekicks were deemed excessive for this concept and mere distractions. But they already had ordered pig toys, so the pig just got grounded and forgotten to appease marketing.

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>>95049615
Hei Hei's underrated

>>95047201
I want to fuck this crab

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>>95050246
I want to fuck this Polynesian

Did the big guy fug Moan at the end?

>>95043565
Anyone got pics of her "coconuts"?

>>95050642
Bruh she's sixteen, I don't think she's got nudes

>>95050404
3 ways this side of sunday.

>>95050404
Pretty sure she'd never walk again if he did

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>MFW I heard their island's name

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>>95050658
>she's sixteen
>don't think she's got nudes

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>>95050404
I think we all know the answer to that one

>>95046487
They rhyme several words with themselves over the course of the song. It's intentional, but it's still annoying.

>>95050923
What?

>>95053492
Consider its leaves.

YOU'RE WELCOME

>>95047267
did you watch the movie? regardless of what you thought of the content of the book, it's pretty much undeniable that the movie had some amazing visuals

>>95051843
Is the answer that he tried, but Moana told the ocean to form a giant tentacle to penetrate him with?

>>95043458
I like coconut with chocolate.
Chocolate macaroons are the shit!

>>95055882
>Implying Moana didn't get double teamed by Maui and the Ocean

>>95050404

No, he's probably her father (see YT Film Theory). The evidence is fairly strong.

>>95048100
Fucking amazing.

>fanta
Really now?

>>95057589
>Film Theory is evidence

I guess you also think Deadpool is Ernest Hemmingway.

>>95057949
Matt really needs to kill himself at this point

>>95048100
I like it.

>>95048520
>And the nation I build for my kin
>Is a map of the victories I win
I heard this part so clearly in my head.

>>95050404
If I remember right we see him sail away before he might have a chance.

>>95055882
That's hot.

>>95057589
That's fucking dumb.

>>95057724
>Fanta originated as a result of difficulties importing Coca-Cola syrup into Nazi Germany during World War II due to a trade embargo.[1] To circumvent this, Max Keith, the head of Coca-Cola Deutschland (Coca-Cola GmbH) during the war, decided to create a new product for the German market, using only ingredients available in Germany at the time, including whey and apple pomace—the "leftovers of leftovers", as Keith later recalled.[1][2] The name was the result of a brief brainstorming session, which started with Keith's exhorting his team to "use their imagination" (Fantasie in German), to which one of his salesmen, Joe Knipp, immediately retorted "Fanta!"[2]

>>95057589
I actually watched that video and this is what I got from the last few minutes of it
>Moana's mom is named Sina
>Sina's the name of a famous maiden from Polynesian mythology who was loved by an eel
>Sina hated this and reported it to her husband
>He killed the eel and buried its corpse, which sprout the coconut tree
>Turns out her husband is actually Maui the trickster demigod himself in that Legend
>Maui sings about this in You're Welcome
This is the only real evidence, and it sounds more like a hard nod to the mythology itself if anything

>>95046354
Because you're gullible

I don't remember anything about this movie other than the three big songs all the girls on my campus keep singing, it was pretty but pretty standard, I don't see why it would should or would be considered as iconic as it's being made out to be. Disney/Pixar effect I guess?

>>95063039
I imagine a lot of young women could identify with the songs similar to Frozen's Let it Go.

I just liked the delicious brown.

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>>95050658
I wouldn't say that, just look at this nude pic of Jenette McCurdy that got leaked a while back

captcha: juguetes

>>95050658
someone obviously has never spent any time at the site without mothers

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>>95063039
I thought the movie was really well done
>Great soundtrack
>Arguably the best visuals ever in a 3D animated film
>Moana's probably the least "Mary Sue" of a character you'll ever find in one of these modern Disney films. Her voice actress also did a fantastic job
>Maui was great
>The retarded chicken actually made me laugh
>No forced romance shit
>No 'dude I'm actually a villain' reveal
>Delicious brown

>>95059008
Wow

>>95047207
I don't normally say this, because its mostly spewed by morons who can't handle a slightly conservative opinion, but fuck off /pol/

>>95059008
Why is this website so educational

>>95065203
Lots of friendly autists who are desperate to share their trove of unholy knowledge

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>>95063039
>>95063098
>>95063813
>that one qt as fuck Hawaiian girl I go to school with who's completely obsessed with this movie
>find out she has a crush on me
>mfw my singular goal this semester is to plow her while singing YOU'RE WELCOME

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>>95064565
Notice how nothing on this advertisement points towards the Coca Cola Company or contains any English terminology.
They lately had 75 years of Fanta, so you could get bottles in the original format andthe original recipe.
But they quickly buried the ad campaign after getting reminded A LOT that they are kinda advertising a Nazi background.

>>95065335
Kek, that'd be amazing

>>95047201
YAMERO
no one will get it

>>95065520
Stop what?

>>95043426
How can people wholive on a small island eating fruits be so fat and buff?

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>Ywn sail the sea alone with a brown goddess

Shinny > You're Welcome > How far I'll go > We know the way


All the other one were mediocre at best, nut 4 good songs is quite a lot, verry few disney movies have this much

>>95065642
You're Welcome > Song of The Ancestors > Shiny > How Far I'll Go > We Know The Way

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>>95065476

>Ha Ha okay okay
>I see what's happenin' yeah
>face to face with 8 fat inches and it's strange
>you don't even know how you feel
>well it's nice to see that freshmans never change
>open your thighs, let's begin
>yes it's Anon! Ease it in!
>I know it's a lot, the girth, the rod!
>when you're swallowing a demigod![spoiler/]

>>95064996
nein

>>95048520
Wunderbar

>>95066644
Doch.

>>95066619
Kek.

>>95066619
Bravo. You better actually fuck her

>>95066619
She's gonna bite your dick.

>>95070900
Glorious.

>>95070900
Holy kek

>>95043426
SOMETHING BESIDES YOUR
THIRST
FOR BLOOD

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>>95048100
>>95048520
I gave it a go.

It took a LOT of tries to do in one go.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYo6cYA4WZ

>>95048100
Perfection.

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>>95070900
God speed anon.

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>>95071565
Fucking hell

>>95071565
Yes

>>95071565
10 out of fucking 10

>>95071565
I'm bookmarking this thread

what is this?

>>95074975
A movie

>>95074975
CONSIDER IT'S LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVS

>>95074975
CONSIDER THE TREE

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>>95043426
>>95074975
COOK THE MAN SOME FAKKIN' EGGS MOANNA!

>>95063813

> Moana's probably the least "mary sue"

Eh, she kind of is, the movie just tries to dance around it, despite her arguing about it, she is technically a princess, she's also basically in a 'chosen one' scenario.

It's basically impossible for the sea to be a real danger to her since she's loved by the ocean, and even though we get a little training arc of her learning how to sail, we still see her perform feats that a girl of her size and strength would not be able to pull off, such as the boat flip that Maoi was able to do, as well as her crazy combat skills when fighting the coconut boys.

>>95077626
>Crazy combat skills when fighting the coconut boys
I wouldn't call slapping them around with a paddle 'crazy combat skills'. And her athleticism is set up earlier in the movie as the one thing she's actually good at. Plus, she was literally begging Maui to help her get up there in the first place
As for the Sea not being a real danger to her, that's kind of negated by the fact that she's saved from death by Maui twice, in both situations where the Ocean could not have helped her

>>95077701

> call slapping them around with a paddle 'crazy combat skills'.

I was more referring to the point where she was swinging around the whole ship tarzan style then manages to jump and throw a harpoon mid air to hit the mast on her ship, then ziplining down to it.

Even for someone who gets a fair amount of exercise that's a little much.

>>95077841
Again, they established earlier that she was very athletic, good enough. That scene and when she returns the heart are the only times in the movie she actually succeeds, and even then both of those were due to others helping

>>95063039
>>95063098
Too bad I'm Still Here never became popular.
One of Disney's best songs, and it was even from a non-musical film.
The same could probably be said for Immortals but I don't like it as much as I'm Still Here.

>>95071565
>that laugh at the beginning
Your voice is cute...

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>>95046313
>taro roots

When did they mention those?

>>95081295
>CONSIDER THE TARO ROOT
>YOU STUPID DUMB ISLAND SLOOT

you don't remember that part anon?

>>95066619
>open your thighs, let's begin
Oh my fucking kek

>>95071565
You are a blessing anon

>>95044353
Quite honestly I think that You're Welcome has been one of the better disney songs in the past decade or so, it's fun, upbeat, plus they actually decided to do something interesting with the animation during the scene.

>>95085316
This

>>95049778
>Two sidekicks were deemed excessive for this concept and mere distractions.
Holy shit, they are learning.

>>95077841
Pocahontas was jumping from crazy high waterfalls and riding rapids more than twenty years ago. Moana is more cartoonishly exaggerated, but it's pretty much the same type of justified athleticism.

>>95085316
I honestly think most of the songs in Mona were forgettable, but agreed, You're Welcome is one of the best Disney songs in a long time.

Shiny isn't half bad either, but I can't remember any of the other ones. That's not as bad as Tangled though. In Tangled literally the ONLY song that stuck with me is I See The Light.

>>95063813
The biggest problem with the movie is there's no real villain presence. Tamatoa is there and gone as soon as his song is over, and the lava monster is only around in the very end.

>>95085316
Did you know some people say the rock can't sing.

>>95071565
See why can't /pol/ invasions have more stuff like this?

>>95087388
Tangled's songs weren't musically impressive (except for Kingdom Dance), but they were well integrated in the story and the lyrics were pretty funny and/or relevant.
Frozen, on the other hand, had absolutely garbage songs in every way.

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Tfw you realize they could never make a film concerning abbos because they are just too fucking ugly, they lived in mud huts and their lore is lame

>>95089720
Kek

>>95071565
http //webm.land/media/yI04.webm
tried my hardest

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>>95047207
a what autiste?

>>95065335
God speed, good sir.

>>95087541
The movie's narrative didn't need a real villains prescence because the conflict that arises in the movie is solely due to the main characters themselves

>>95065335
>I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE
>YOU'RE FACE TO FACE WITH PENIS AND IT'S STRANGE
>YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL, IT'S ADORABLE
>WELL IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT CUMSLUTS NEVER CHANGE

>>95053492
Mata Nui

>>95091415
It's Motonui

>>95089128
Frozen had three garbage songs
Love is an open door
Let it go
Fixer upper

>>95091938
The snowman song and Do you want to build a snowman were also shit

>>95089128
I think Let It Go is a genuinely good song, just not enough to get as much praise as it does.

>>95091263
AND THIS BULLET TRAIN COVERED IN SKIN
IS THE SWORD OF THE DICKINGS I WIN
LOOK AT MY GAME
I MAKE ANY LAY HAPPEN
LOOK AT THESE BITCHES MINI-MAUI IS TIPPITY TAPPIN AH OOH HA HA ahhn~

>>95092587
Let It Go is a god tier song dragged down by the fucking shitty movie surrounding it.

>>95043426
only victory

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>>95093041

>>95081350
It really was a different time wasn't it?

>>95064996
>fuck off /pol/
>no I won't say why you're wrong it's obvious if you're not retarded
>so just fuck off so I don't have to deal with you

And on top of that!
>I don't normally say this but I'm saying it anyway

Congratulations! You managed to fit in yet still be mildly hip and edgy by being slightly contrarian! Good job anon!

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>>95048100

>>95043426
visiting the cloud district very often.

>>95044207
Lin Manuel Miranda is true garbage.

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Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
Face to face with 9 whole inches, and it's strange
You don't even know how it'll feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that Stacys never change
Open your thighs, let's begin
Yes, it's my penis, throbbing: ease it in!
I know it's a lot: the girth, the rod!
When you're swallowing a demi-god
What can I say except you will cum!
From the thrusts, the force, you'll cry
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum
I'm just a charismatic well-hung guy
Hey!
Who put his hand on your thigh
When you're pussy was feelin way dry
This guy!
When you're erotica smut got old
Who had the massive member down below
You're lookin' at him, ho!
Oh, also I entered you're bum
You will cum!
To curl your toes and bring you risk-free fun
Also I harnessed the sleeze
You will cum!
To make you shudder on you're hands and knees
So what can I say except you will cum!
From the monster I call my junk
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You will cum!
Ha, I guess I'm just a womanizing punk
You will cum!
You will cum!
Well, come to kink of it
Girl, honestly I can go on and on
I can sustain any sexual marathon
The hips, the tits, the sass, oh
That was Chad Thundercock pounding that ass
I finished up
deep in you're guts
Whispered sweet nothings now you're grabbin' my nuts
What's the lesson
/r9k/ take-away
Don't mess with Chad when he's on the fuck-away
And this bullet train covered in skin
Is the sword of the dickings I win
Look who I've fucked
I make any lay happen
Look at the bitches mini-Chadwick is tippity-tappin'
Ah ohh ha ha *thrust* *ahhn~*
Well, anyway let me say you will cum!
From this glorious cock you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You will cum!
I've got work tomorrow so, I gotta go!
You're getting laid, so say, you will cum
I'll leave you a text or a note
I'm sneaking away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Chad can do anything but emote!
You will cum!
You will cum!
I’ll call you

>>95095708
Fuck off retard

>>95043458
I like actual coconut. Coconut flavored shit can get fucked though.

>>95089720
>their lore is lame
Come now the whole dream thing is pretty neat and could look good in animation.

>>95091938
>>95092348
Don't forget the shitty and completely pointless ice-cutting song.

>>95096962
Kek

>>95097295
Oh yeah. Frozen really only had like one good song

>>95047267
>actually reading the book
You saw the movie, no? Did you seriously think that the book WOULDN'T be insufferable? The character of Pi is an absolute ass when read on paper, but pretty tolerable in an audio-visual medium.

>>95043565
DELICIOUS BROWN COCONUTS

>>95063223
I go there all the time, and I never stumble upon that type of shit. Even the ones that are on the front page look fake as hell (at least I think).

>>95096962
read this as an Eminem song and it was pretty good

>>95096962
Did this in ten minutes in one take. But the lyrics were too funny to pass up.

Thanks anon!

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkgMxwg4rV

>take a shot every time Moana sings about herself
>die
Does that bitch care about literally anything else?

>>95087353
>Pocahontas was jumping from crazy high waterfalls and riding rapids
She had also, presumably, been doing so for her entire life while Moana only did that kind of adventuring for 3 days.

>>95097828
Original lyricist here. Marry me you piece of shit.

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>>95098039
Only if you cum

>>95097828
I just saw this movie finally.

I'm now a changed man.

So /co/ sing along when? I was a part of /v/ 2015s and this is glorious!

>>95098187
Really tho dude you have a great voice well done making my vision come to life!

>>95097863
Are you pretending to be retarded?

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>>95096962
>>95097828

>>95071565
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FYo6cYA4WZ

Oh my fucking God this is amazing!

>>95097828
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkgMxwg4rV
S-SUCH TALENT

Legendary thread

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>>95098266
5 year of musical theatre training have finally payed off

Saving this thread for future children

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>>95097828
>>95071565 here.
How did you get the music to play IN the Vocaroo and not just have it broadcasting in the background?

And what mic setup are you using? I was just using a headphone mic, yours sounded WAY cleaner, I'm kind of jealous.

>>95048100
Haha fucking epic my fellow shitlord. For Kekistan! xD

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>>95043426
reminder that moana's dad is voiced by this guy

>>95102123
Moana's dad is Jango Fett?
tjat's pretty cool

movie woulda been alot better if they just bombed the giant fire monster with Slave 1's seismic charges

>>95043426
Does his wive consider his coconuts?

>>95102123
>I should have burned those Jedis a long time ago!

>>95102272
>I have trouble pitching a hut
>she's frustrated that I can't nut
>our marriage is doomed indeed

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Okay, okay
I see what's happening here
You're face-to-face with shitposts and it's strange
You don't even know what to do, it's adorable!
Well it's nice to see that Anons never change
Open the thread, let's begin
Yes it's really me it's Janny take it in
I know it's a lot, the trolls the quads (check 'em)
But now you're here with the semi mod

What can I say except you're welcome?
For the bans and the threads that died
Hey it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome
I'm just a 'do it for free' kinda guy!

Hey, who has two thumbs and deleted that post?
When the /v/tard tried to be sly? This guy!
When the femanon posted tits
I smashed the pic to bits
So you'd get a little pissed!
Oh, also I stickied that thread (you're welcome)
So you can have your fun without it dead
Also I banned that tripfag (you're welcome)
Because he called your waifu a used hag!

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>>95103391
So what can I say except you're welcome?
For the generals I moved to the /trash/
There's no need to call me gay, you're welcome
I don't even do it for cash!
You're welcome, you're welcome

Well, come to think of it
Anon honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every not deleted phenomenon
The porn, the furries, the dubs?
Oh that was Janny taking care of his chub
I let the front page be filled with nothing but Korra
Because I was jacking off to my dakimakura
What's the lesson what's the gist of it?
Don't mess with Janny when he's on a power trip

And the stains that cover my skin
Show the amount of hotpockets I've eaten
Look at that thread filled with all those /pol/lacks
Watch how my mouse goes a click and a clack-ity

BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, BANNED, Hey!

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>>95103475
Well anyway, let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful /co/ you know
Hey it's okay, it's okay you're welcome
Well, come to think of it I gotta go
Hey it's your day to say you're welcome
Cause I gotta watch my cute girl show
I'm going away and I won't be back soon
Cause I love them moe Chinese Cartoons
You're welcome, you're welcome

And [USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

>>95090206
what animu is this

>>95103536
Don't bother it's literally Trigger's second worst show

>>95103556
I remember some friends talking about this scene in particular and just want to know what this is about, wouldn't really watch the whole shit

>>95103681
Okay, since I'm feeling nice, it's Inou Battle. The context is MC is spouting chuuni shit and his childhood friend finally snaps and tells him she has no idea what the fuck he's saying.

>>95103738
Thanks my brother from another mother

>>95065399
Is that a smiling skull in the bottle?

>>95049778
I wish they had cut the fucking Chameleon from Tangled. I forgot it was there at times.