Marie Kanker thread

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>>95042576
Is this like an older Marie or something? I don't recall her having tits and child bearing hips on the show.

I'd move my cock into her so damn fast she'd age several years.

>>95042576
She'd have to not be like 12 first and actually exercise some hygiene.

>>95042576
Why anyone would wear those clothes irl? Just get naked already.

>>95042744
When you're hanging out alone in your house do you do it butt-naked or in your underwear?

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Needs more thicc

How did trailed trash people got enough money to afford plastic surgery to move the nipples way up her boobs so that it hides under her shirt?

Reminder that Double D was a fucking moron

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I don't remember this episode very well, but isint this canon or was just Eddy's imagination?

>>95044312
it was a deleted scene and part of a dream.

>>95043784
>MILF Marie

I can work with this.

>>95043593
naked

>>95044312
this >>95044333

>>95044406
Put on some pants

>>95043817
Maybe her nips are real small

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>>95042576

>>95044406
>>95045892

or atleast draw the blinds

>>95042744
What else are you going to seduce Double D so you can take his Double D?

>>95042576
I feel like rent in a trailer park would be real cheap, right?

>>95050272
You gotta be confirmed broke plus they don't have internet

I will ha

>>95048883
This. A women barely clothed is sexier than a woman who's just naked. This is scientific fact. I'm not even playing, they've tested this.

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>>95050306
>plus they don't have internet
>Can't shitpost about how you got raped by some blue haired trailer park girl

>>95050411
Well there's always mobile internet.

>>95050372
what the fuck, I actually agree to this, I find them nice even in micro bikini, but full on nudity and it just feels bland, or like im looking at a erotic art museum.

>>95042576
oh god more

>>95050467
You ever fuckin use that shit? It's like using shittier dial-up

The fuckin microwave fucks the signal partially
And since you're in a trailer park, get ready to eat chicken tendies for life
I hope you like nitrates

>>95050991
You might be thinking of something else, 4G is suitably fast.

>>95051077
Trailer parks usually have very poor reception since they're mostly rural. You'd be lucky to get LTE.

>>95051077
You'd never get reception

Not to mention once you get your infrastructure up, some crackhead will find out and take it all

Best to have Marie move in with ya
You can turn into a shitty romantic comedy and teach her the wonders of city life

>>95042576
>cooties = clap/herpies/etc
No.

>>95042576
Imagine trying to make a housewife out of her

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>>95044312

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>>95042576

>>95048883
>his Double D

Is that what he's got under the hat?

>>95052284
hijinks ensue

>>95053376
>3rd to right: Fat fetishists fantasy
>2nd to right: Fat fetishists reality

>>95056209
It's like when fatties got triggered when evidence of that pro fat model was proven to shoop her pictures to make her skin look smooth

>>95053376
Third from the right makes my dick uncomfortably hard.

Fun-fact:

/mlp/ made a bunch of edits of that image for their waifus

>>95056968
Sounds hilarious, happen to have it?

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>>95042576

>>95058442

this picture is inaccurate; while riding a broom, witches don't wear underwear

so they can grip their broom better.

>>95061314
What about the splinters?

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>>95062688
you see that's the main difference between a cleaning broom and a witching broom.
a witch's is either made made of hard, not splintering wood that have been thoughtfully sanded and varnished or its is the branch of tree keep alive and healthy through magic.

>>95042576
Let's be honest here, nobody in their right mind would let one of the Kankers move in and let her get her hands all over your valuable stuff

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>>95063699
You'd get to see this every day tho

>>95064688
You think you'd get to bang every day? The honeymoon period would last maybe a couple of months