IT WAS ME
MORTY
ALL ALONG
NOW I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING
I JUST HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE BLACK DOOR
>>95036386
THAT TIME IN FIFTH GRADE WHEN YOU TRIED TO TALK TO THE GIRL YOU HAD A CRUSH ON BUT GOT SO SCARED YOU WET YOUR PANTS?
IT WAS ME FLASH, I WET YOUR PANTS
>>95036386
REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THAT JOB INTERVIEW AFTER COLLEGE AND BUT ALL YOUR CLOTHES WERE RUINED IN A WASHING MACHINE ACCIDENT SO YOU HAD TO GO IN SWEAT PANTS?
IT WAS ME BARRY! ME!
>>95036386
WHEN YOUR MOM HAD THAT CANCER SCARE AND YOU HAD TO RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL BUT YOU DISCOVERED YOU HAD A FLAT TIRE?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I SLASHED YOUR TIRE!
>>95036386
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WENT TO DRINK THAT MILK, AND YOU EVEN CHECKED THE DATE TO MAKE SURE IT WAS WELL BEFORE THE EXPIRATION BUT WHEN YOU DRANK IT THE MILK WAS SPOILED AND YOU THOUGHT YOU READ THE DATE WRONG?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THAT MILK!
>>95036386
>>95037864
Jesus.
>>95038177
Barry is Thawne's bitch. Thawne was Wally's bitch.
Student surpassed the master.
It was me
>>95037864
I remember when The Flash was a good comic.
RIP Wally as The Flash.
Reverse Flash and Black Manta are best villains
>>95037864
>Remember the time your mother got pregnant and you got a bratty little brother?
>IT WAS ME, EOBARD. I IMPREGNATED YOUR MOTHER
>>95038556
What....... What's Dies this imply????? He finger banged her fetus out without her knowing?
>>95038570
And then Eobard was Time-finagled into a girl and turned into a baby speedster factory.
>>95037472
>I GAVE CANCER TO THE TIRE!
>Earth-3 Reverse Flash is actually the therapist of Johnny Quick.
>He's helped by the Heroics Union, which includes Casey Butch
>>95038600
It's an edit but he did cause Linda to miscarry
Remember when he ate my goldfish, and then you lied to me and said I didn't have any goldfish?IT WAS ME, BART!I WAS THE BOWL!
>>95036386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57Ul0qSQgeA
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU TURNED IN THAT PAPER ON WW2 WITH THAT LINE DENYING THE HOLOCAUST BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?
IT WAS ME BARRY, I DENIED THE HOLOCAUST!
>>95038570
>>95037864
Remember that time you found a mint condition Barry Allen action figure, still in the box? And then it turned out to be a Wally?
>IT WAS ME, EOBARD. I WAS THE ACTON FIGURE
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN FOURTH GRADE AND EVERYONE WAS ASSIGNED A PEN PAL?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS YOUR PEN PAL!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BEING BULLIED IN SCHOOL AND YOUR PEN PAL HELPED YOU WITH ADVICE ON HOW TO OVERCOME IT AND BECOME THE COOLEST KID IN SCHOOL?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I GAVE YOU THAT ADVICE!
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR DAD MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOUR PEN PAL CALLED YOU AND TALKED FOR HOURS TO CHEER YOU UP?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I CHEERED YOU UP!
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR PEN PAL CAME TO VISIT AND YOU TWO GOT ICE CREAM TOGETHER?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I GOT YOU THAT ICE CREAM!
REMEMBER WHEN YOU MOVED OUT OF STATE AND YOUR PEN PAL WROTE A LETTER SAYING HOW MUCH HE MISSED YOU?
IT WAS ME, BARRY!I MISSED YOU.
>>95036386
YOU KNOW HOW EVERY PUBLIC RESTROOM IS ALWAYS WET...ON EVERY SURFACE?
ME! BARRY I PISS IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOMS....ALL OF THEM...ALL THE TIME
REMEMBER IN JUNIOR HIGH WHEN YOU KEPT GETTING ERECTIONS IN THE MEN'S SHOWERS?
IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS JERKING YOU OFF
>>95038600
>He finger banged her fetus out without her knowing
Yeah that's pretty much it
>>95040585
YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU GOT AN ORGASM IN CLASS AND A SORE ASSHOLE FOR DAYS, MAKING YOU WONDER IF YOU WERE GAY ?
IT WAS ME BARRY, I FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS
>>95038600
You fools. This was from some deviantart shit of Teen Titans (original) where some faggert's OC fucks raven but gets worried she's prego. Robin somehow uses his detective skills to KNOW they didn't use protection, AND ALSO CHECK IF RAVEN WAS PREGNANT OR NOT
>>95040147
I like how, invariably, Thawne just starts doing gay shit.
>>95036386
BARRY DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT CRISIS ON INFINITE EARTHS? THE ANTI-MONITOR WANTED TO DESTROY THE DIFFERENT UNIVERSES. I TOLD HIM HOW TO KIDNAP YOU. HE WAS A GOOD FRIEND.
What are the best run of The Flash with Zoom in it ?
I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG
>>95036386
REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SAVED UP YOUR MONEY TO BUY AN XBOX 360 AND THEN IT RED-RINGED ON YOU IN A WEEK?
THAT WAS ME BARRY, I BUILT THAT PIECE OF SHIT CONSOLE!
>>95038556
>Doesn't know the difference between reverse flash zoom
Read Wally's run already you fuck.
>>95041810
The Return of Barry Allen
Blitz (different Zoom)
Flash Rebirth
ZOOM>Reverse Flash
>>95041651
Fuck I remember that. Anybody got the panel.
>>95040415
Awww... wait!
>>95038570
>IT WAS ME
>I WAS YOUR BROTHER
>>95042865
>>95043813
Holy shit, what kind of people write this ?
>>95043881
What kind of person draws faces like THAT?
>>95043886
WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE YOU
>>95043967
THE KIND OF PERSON WHO SMOKES PEANUT BUTTERY BACKWOODS
>>95044008
DAMM YOU ANONNNNN
>>95043886
IT WAS ME, ANON. I DREW THAT PICTURE.
>>95043813
THIS IS ADVANCED AUTISM
>this stupid fucking thread againI love this board.
>>95044008
Fuck off you tool!
>>95043881
>>95044156
Have either of you loser virgins reached a point of fulljoy with a girl yet?
>>95044587
>that penultimate panel
>>95040415
Is that from jonhy quick rebirth?
REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY FOR FUCKING THE COACH EVERY DAY?
I WAS THE COACH, BARRY!
>>95037758
>I WAS THAT MILK
Did he...milk himself?
>>95044799
It wasn't milk you're thinking of Anon.
>>95043813
>she's not pregnet
>I checked
>>95044587
>Until you reach a ponit of FULLJOY
>>95044799
He speedforced himself into milk
>>95044587
>>95043813
these two and this one are the only three i've ever seen.
its a parody right?
>>95044963
sadly it is a parody
CISCO
PLEASE
HELP ME
FEEEEEEEL IT ANON FEEL IT
, REMEMBER THE TIME WHEN I SELL YOUR CAT
>>95044799
>>95040415
my eyes
>>95036386
AUSTIN
>>95043813
>I CHECKED
>>95044963
Cyborg is REALLY into showering with that guy.
>>95036386
REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU WERE GOING TO SENT YOU HAD FINALLY FINISHED YOUR GROUP PROJECT AND SENT IT TO THE TEACHER, BUT THE NEXT DAY YOU AND YOUR GROUP MEMBERS WERE SENT TO DETENTION FOR SENDING AN ENTIRE FOLDER OF CP TO YOUR TEACHER.
IT WAS MEEE BARRY, I WAS THE CHILD IN THAT FOLDER OF CP.
>>95044950
>>95045310
AND REMEMBER WHEN AFTER SCHOOL YOUR GROUP MEMBERS DECIDED TO RAPE YOU FOR MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE FOOLS
IT WAS MEEE BARRY, I WAS THE ONE WHO ORGANIZED THE RAPE!
>>95045310
>>95045368
THAWNE
>>95038556
I miss Zoom.
>>95045305
What the hell is up with these tiny as fuck reaction images?
>inb4 IT WAS MEEEEEE! I WAS SAMEFAGGING ALL ALONG!!!
>>95045534
NOO
REMEMBER THAT TIME IN HIGHSCHOOL WHEN THE GIRL WAS SUCKING YOUR DICK AND SHOVED HER PINKY UP YOUR ASS IN WHICH IT FELT GOOD BUT KINDA GAY?
IT WAS ME BARRY, I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOVED MY PINKY UP YOUR ASS!
>>95045696
Thwane, you still sucked dick, that's gay.
>>95045696
HOW HOW ? YOU CAN'T BE
>>95038570
>Do you remember the time you were asked to reveal something personal to your friends and you said you were a huge faggot?
>IT WAS ME, EOBARD. I CALLED YOU A FAGGOT
>>95038556
FTFY
>>95045422checked
>>95042686
>Not knowing both are called Zoom AND Reverse-Flash
You should go read Wally's run yourself.
>>95044963
>>95041810
>>95042709
Rogue War has both Zooms.
Rogues' Revenge has Zolomon and Inertia.
When you make an anagram of Eobard Thwane you get....
New hate board
What could this mean?
>>95037864
VREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>95037864
>Maybe I'll visit you when you were a young man... and terrorize you the way you've terrorized me
Is this why he hates Barry? Because he spent his childhood being terrorized by him for seemingly no reason?
>>95040415
Is he from the same universe as white ray?
>>95046405
>>95042729
>>95042686
>>95046688 #
No, he hates Barry because he's literally an autistic prick. See >>95038280
The Flash who got on the treadmill is actually Wallywho just vibrated himself out of sight to trick Thawn into chasing him back to the Future.read the Return of Barry Alan. It's pretty great
>>95038022
REMEMBER THAT TIME IN COLLEGE WHEN YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR DATE SO YOU PAID THEM TO BRING OUT 1956 FRENCH CHATEAU WINE AND PRETENDED TO IDENTIFY IT BY TASTE BUT THE WAITER SAID IT WAS ACTUALLY A 1970 TOKAY?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS THAT WAITER!
>>95036386
WHEN YOUR MOM AND DAD WENT ON THAT "BREAK" AND YOU WENT WITH YOUR MOM TO LIVE WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND DARREN AND HE KEPT TRYING TO DO NICE THINGS AND ACT LIKE A FATHER FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD?
IT WAS ME FLASH! I WAS DARREN!
>>95036386
THAT TIME YOU WENT ON A SECOND DATE WITH THAT GIRL IN COLLEGE AND YOU GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BUT WHEN YOU GOT BACK SHE WAS GONE AND SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU VIA TEXT THE NEXT DAY?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I WAS THAT GIRL!
>>95045422
>dub
checked indeed
>>95036386
REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BEING BULLIED AT SCHOOL BUT YOUR PARENTS SAVED UP TO THROW YOU AN AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY SO KIDS WOULD LIKE YOU BUT NO-ONE TURNED UP BECAUSE YOUR BULLIES THREW A BETTER PARTY AT THE SAME TIME SO YOU WERE ALONE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
IT WAS ME BARRY! I THREW YOUR BULLIES A PARTY!
>>95036386
KNOW HOW WHENEVER YOU HAVE A BEER ITS ALWAYS FLAT, WARM AND TASTES VAGUELY LIKE PISS?
IT WAS ME FLASH! I RUIN ALL YOUR BEERS!
>>95040147
>IT WAS ME BARRY. I SHIT YOUR PANTS
Remember that cute boy who you let get to second base under the bleachers back in high school?
Remember that lesbian applicant who you gave orientation to and then experimented with back in college?
Remember that dog that humped your leg that one time?
Remember that erotic "dream" where you dommed yourself while dressed like a high-ranking imperial officer from Star Wars?
IT WAS ME CAROL!
Someone needs to draw the /co/ creation, Doctor Dash, the Earth 3 Eobard Thawne.
>IT WAS ME JOHNNY! I WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE YOU A CHILDHOOD FRIEND!
>REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU FOUND A LOST PUPPY? IT WAS ME!
REMEBER THAT TIME YOU WENT TO GO GET TACO BELL AND HAD EXACT CHANGE, ONLY TO FIND THAT YOU WERE SHORT A NICKEL FOR YOUR ORDER?
IT WAS ME, BARRY! I WAS THAT NICKEL!