ALRIGHT. Which one of you is a Skrull?
Not me! I was just out getting you that iced tea you asked for
>>95034243
COFFEE! I WANTED A COFFEE! GOD DAMN I'M GOING TO THROW A STAPLER AT GWEN STACY'S HEAD
There's a simple way to find out, JJ.
A real Skrull could easily be able to guess his own post number!5
MEEEE IT'S ME ME ME I'M THE SKRULL
>>95034259
But Mister Jameson I saw you ask for tea. You even gave the guy some money with a 15% tip
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>>95034295
Aw nuts.
>>95034292
FUCK YOU, I ORDERED A COFFEE! IT'S IN THE HEADLINES
Do I look like a skrull to you, motherfucker?
>>95034350
Shut up green goblin.
ARE THERE ANY SKRULL HERE WHO ARE ACTUALLY MUTANTS? WE WOULD LIKE YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS SO WE CAN TERMINATE YOU
>>95034386
Frowning robot Hitler?
Ok, Skrull boss here. Looks like there's been some staffing issues. Is anyone here NOT a Skrull? I've been crunching the numbers and it turns out we spend most of our time accusing other skrulls of being skrulls and not getting any work done and I've checked in with the Skrulls in Skrull resources and they say we need an identifying codeword. I'm going with "daffodil justice" If you run into another skrull and hear "daffodil justice" that means you're wasting your time and need to infiltrate somewhere else. Got it? Good.
>>95034997
welldamn. it has come to my attention that there are some humans who just go around saying "daffodil justice" for no reason.From now on when you want to let other skrulls know that you're a skrull say "daffodil justice" twice."Daffodil justice,daffodil justice"
>>95034150
>JJJ smiling
>nothing to do with spider-man being shown as a menace
Found the skrull
They're just looking for a new home guys
Remember Crusader?
The guy was a hero