Boob-yah!
>>95023838
>S-Summer *burp* y-you gotta cuck your b-boyfriend and then get mad when he finds someone else. T-th*burp*at way I can get M-Morty to ruin his life by turning him into a Cronenberg haha remember that viewers? Shingle-shangle-ding-doooong! I'm a pickle!
It's funny because boobs.
Stop making these shitty threads.
I know its you every time.
I wanted giant Summer. Fuck this show.
>>95023838
>gets what looks to be at least E
>sticks her tits in the ray again
What size was she aiming for?
>>95023880
god even the show's memes suck ass
>>95023959
>>95024720
She wanted some huge stripper tiddies
>>95024954
W-what's you guy's problem with girls who have big boobs, huh?
>>95025139
Christ, there's a perfectly shaped dildo right next to her. Using that guy is just plain obtuse.
>>95023838
Gross. Also her poor back.
>>95024720
Jerry Springer guest tacky wheelbarrow clowntits
>>95024039
>My drawing finally is relevant enough for someone to post it.
I feel accomplished
Touch the Cow
>>95024954
Motherfucker, post the whole thing.
>>95025593
I always had it saved waiting for the right moment to post it, it's a great drawing senpai
>>95025647
>>95023838
I wonder if Western toons will ever do giant tits as serious permanent fanservice and not "lol, just joking, guise" for a few scenes.
>>95025647
>>95025650
I believe the drawing is most effective when you let your imagination fill in the missing components of what you don't see.
>>95025647
>>95025679
Do it yourself you lazy burgerstein
>>95025497
They haven't submitted to their role as cumbucket titty monsters yet.
>>95025647
Anatomy's not *UURP* real Morty
>>95025647
>no chromatic abberation
He CAN learn!
>>95025517
Unless you think they guy rode in a rocket he's half the size of, it's a little thing called "perspective"
>>95023838
>Boob-yah!
If they'd stop this cringe worthy dialogue I'd be able to watch the series better
>>95026608
>wearing your mom's bra
real gross
>>95026645
you joking? that's fucking hot
>>95024954
>summer stuffs ethan into herself
>ethan has anatomy park inside himself
like a turducken
>>95025647
>>95025650https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2291476
>>95025647
>>95026645
are you rich?
bra's are expensive you know.
>>95025647
>>95027190Both my mom and my older sister's breasts were too big for me to ever use them. Also they had fuck all care for them and would buy surplus cheap ones.
>>95027280
if you let me suck on your tits i can increase your porlactin. if you let me squeeze your tits i can create more tissue. both of which will enlarge your breasts. i can also get you pregnant
>>95025647
shad is proof that you can polish a turd.
>>95027280
So you're a woman? Tell me why your gender's phrases are so annoying- such as "fuck all", sure it's a true phrase but why do you all say the most annoying ones?
>>95025647
>>95028071
have you ever spoken face to face to human beings beyond your immediate family?
>>95025647
>every time something new from shadman is posted on /co/, every single >shadman reaction image known to man is thrown
I really like this, he did very good, memes aside.
>>95027280
Chestlets, when will they learn?
>>95028071
Not that anon but there's nothing inherently wrong with the phrase fuck all. What an odd thing to focus on.
>>95027280
LONDON
>>95023838
>see thread
>OP's not a gif
>no pics of summer with a giant butt
Boo ..nah?
>>95027190
only if you are a certain size or up
t.i know someone who is an L cup
>>95023947
It's not him, It Was Me, Barry!
Speaking of boobs, doesn't Boobanon live in Texas?
>>95028396
NANI!?
i live in texas.... maybe i can fuck her
>>95028283
This guy has the right idea. Summer wears leggings too, she's perfect for it.
I want to hold her terry folds
>>95028474
Well, no, I mean...the hurricane.
>>95028396
Yea but that's not really relevant to the thread.
>>95028539
Are you, like, okay? With the flooding and the rain and the whatnot?
okay the gang is all here, time to start the age old debate:
Do bras cause muscular atrophy?
>>95028567
I live in Dallas. It rained for 5 minutes one day and that was it.
Average Rick and Morty thread - people wanting to fuck Jerry with tits and tripfags jerking each other off.
>>95027206
all that unnecessary work, they didn't make the door and the doorway compatible
>>95028637
Oh.
Good.
>>95028650
Fuck you I want to fuck rick and morty
>>95028071
Since when was 'fuck all' a phrase only women use?
I'm confused, anon.
>>95028723
Same here f a m thank god in another dimension we probably are
>>95028944
I mean, Rick's dick is canonically small as fuck but I don't mind
>>95028758
He probably doesn't leave the house and only hears his sister or cousin say it.
>liking an old man
>liking a balding old man
>liking a balding old man with a uni-brow
>liking a balding old man with a uni-brow and vomit constantly dripping out of his mouth
i don't care that it's gay, different strokes. but where the fuck are your standards?
>>95029084
Oh anon
HI, I'm Mr Booby-buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 schmeckels!
>>95029137
this image doesnt change anything. you can be a husbando fag, but for fuck's sake pick a better looking husbando
>>95025647
Shad was always good.
>>95028599
It's not muscles, it's ligaments. And yes wearing a bra all the time can atrophy them.
>>95029185
No can do, I'm sorry anonI also want to fuck Stanley
>>95029262
So what you're saying is that girls should stop wearing bras, especially in tight white t-shirts?
>>95029367
Or just take them off when they get home.
>>95025647
>no chromatic abberation
>no ridiculous shinning and higlights
>doesn't look like she's covered in dirt and grease
This is the first time a shadman picture has given me an erection since highschool
>>95025647
>>95028758
>only women use?
Very badly worded- he was asking why does he always see females using the phrases he hates most
>>95029084
Its the personality fampai. Bitches love a confident, tall, mysterious,older man.
>>95029723
there are plenty of tall, confident, mysterious men who don't look like a 70 year old janitor
>>95029299
>Relax, quit your bitching!
>It's going to be fine!
>...grandpa's here.
>>95029723
This, plus hes a twink, and he suffers a lot/has problems, and those are hot as well. Dare I say that his toxic version was even hotter than his regular one
>>95029723
There is not enough Miami Morty fan art in this world
>>95029791
Are you triggered because people would rather fuck him instead of you?
>>95029859
I don't think you know what twink means.
>>95025647
thank God for Shad
>>95029909
agreed
>>95029932
I was referring to the bodytype, dominating the confident egotistical attitude out of him would be quite nice
>>95029910
there are people who would rather fuck landwhales than me, doesn't make me feel bad, it's just that some people have low standards and shit taste
>>95029791
Hey not everyone is looking for a Adonis, sometimes someone a little rough around the edges is enough to be a husbando. Although I hate how he's been characterized this season too OP , Harmon and Roiland better nerf him soon.
>>95029859
Morty's betaness is his best quality, it's a great counter to Rick's personality
>>95025668
>>95025743
>>95026748
>>95027032
>>95027206
>>95029634
>>95029966
>"Look mom! I posted it again! XD"
>>95030204
Why does it bother you so much who others want to fuck?
>>95025647
>Winslow.png
>>95030204
well sorry for not adhering to your standards anon, I'll try to be better next time
>>95030301
Indeed, they play off of each other so well
>>95025647
Next time post the superior version.
I thought this thread was supposed to be about tits, what the fuck is all this gay shit?
>>95030627
Fujoshits
>>95030627
My bad
>>95025647
Blitzy fan art when?
>>95025647
>shadman
>>95030706
Come on anon, this one actually looks nice
>>95023838
>>95030767
what the fug benis
>liking jerry with a ponytail
gross
>>95030963
How about this
>>95028219
>inherently wrong with
nice misunderstanding cunt, the post was subjective based
>>95030354
>look mom, I made another look mom maymay! XD
>>95030627
Why can't it be both gay and tits?
>>95030963
>>95028071
>>95028219
>>95028758
>it's an annoying phrase because women say it
>>95025647
>>95030963
>>95031186
>>95032850
>it's an annoying phrase and I'm curious why women happen to say every phrase I happen to find annoying
why is there so much gay porn of this
>>95023959
>a giant Summer looking for a new boyfriend happens upon you
What's your best case scenario?
>>95023838
>Still no art of OPPAI summer sexually tormenting Morty with her tig ol bitties
LAME!
>>95033625
Give her obnoxious praise saying she's pretty and smart and cool then after I get lucky fuck off and let her know I lied and used her
>>95033625
>>95033867
I want to see this written out.
>>95030627
>>95030664
>>95029137
>Is it wrong that I think this is kinda hot?
Was this and Stacy literally a reference to all the "controversial" Rick x Morty fujoshits? I can't see how it could be anything else.
>>95025647
woooooooooooo
>>95027190
Only if you're poor.
Beth is much hot when she's a toddler
>>95034483
They're expensive if you don't want them to be shit.
>>95034651
You didn't have to make a fucking trip for this
>>95034651
How can a bra be shit?
>>95034682
Shitty materials, faulty underwiring that stabs you, cheap clasps that break, etc. Bras in and of themselves are not complicated pieces of equipment but there's a lot of ways to screw it up.
>>95033625
>What's your best case scenario?
Vore
>>95030963
It's almost cruel how they couldn't give her a single physical feature of Beth's. Even just the eye shape would improve her design. I'd push for a different haircut as well
>>95034952
She sort of has Beth's hair color. That's what she gets.
>>95030963
what if:
an episode where jerry grows his hair, dyes it orange, and puts it in a ponytail
everyone spends the episode thinking its summer.
>>95025647
How can that drawing be real if shadmans not real?
>>95034729
>in and of themselves
You just keep doing it
>>95036560
He has no tits and as soon as he opens his mouth he'd be found out.
>as soon as we get female writers
>summer gets body shamed by a rude boy she loved and tries to win him over but suffers and the guy gets turned into a monster for being so mean
>>95025647
This takes on a whole other dimension because shad did it
>>95037979
She didn't get fucking body shamed, she got dumped.
For fuck sake, stop looking for shit to complain about.
>>95037995
got dumped cuz her titties were too small
>>95025647
>>95025647
>>95038121
No reason to dump someone really, should have never made out in the first place.
Because if you reason that his over reaction over such a small thing was logical, then so is Summer for getting revenge.
>>95037995
No fuck you the episode treated it as body shaming in a very obvious manner- and Morty said "you made my sister cry ethan..."
Yes dumping someone for tits is stupid but it's his choice, at least he broke up with her, didn't cheat on her, and decided to go to what he wanted. He's a fucking high school boy. The difference between what he dished out and what was given to him feels like the writers were too eager to shit on him
>>95037979
It wasn't really body shaming. He claimed that he broke up with her because of personality stuff; he never said "Summer, I'm dating her because she has bigger tits than you. Your tits are small. I am shaming your tits." Granted, it probably was because of her tits, but it was clear that he never said it.
>>95038274
No, it didn't. The show treated it like a break up. That's all.
She got dumped and freaked out about her image.
Morty's reaction is no different than any other tv brother threatening the person who broke up with their sibling.
>>95038302
Plus, Morty doing that to Ethan and the argument he had with Beth in the same episode were put in to show how much all the sci-fi shit is afecting him, not just to punish the dude for "bodyshaming".
Harmond is still an SJW cuck who called a third of people nazis because he is pissed at the world due to his wife dumping him tho.
>>95028121
this one always makes me chuckle
>>95029909
He's really underappreciated
>>95038447
The kid's body was deformed to the point of immobility; that's beyond a warning.
>>95038636
WTF is supposed to be happening in the upper right and why is he in pain?
>>95038875
Have you never bleached your hair? it fucking hurts man
>>95027280
>>95027190>>no wearing a sports bra
>comfortable
>it doesn't have an annoying sponge
>perfect if you are a tomboy
>>95037820
That's a legitimate phrase though, what's the problem with it?
>>95039110
If you're well endowed you'll have to pay through the nose to get a good sports bra that doesn't feel like your chest is in a vice.
>>95036500
>Blonde
>Clown orange
Come on now that's a bit of a stretch.
Not only is she 100% Jerry with tits, she has recessive red/orange hair. Truly the unluckiest of fates
>>95031591
>mfw hourglass expansion fetish
I can't wait for more art
>>95039572
Sometimes your kid turns out to be an ugly shit. Not much that can be done about it.
>>95034568
noice
>>95039187
Keep misunderstanding for the sake of winning
>>95023838
keep in mind summer cheated on her ex boyfriend twice
>>95030963
Jerry looks handsome son.
>she'll never stomp on your dick and talk down on you
why live?
>>95040256
She was planning on staying there and she was going through shit with the divorce, she's entirely justified
>>95029470
The grease makes it hotter you Pleb
>>95040381
>it's ok for her to be a shitty person because she's sad
keep in mind summer cheated on her ethan twice
If that growth ray summer tried to use literally just made things bigger, she'd die for alot of reason.s
First thing being that everything in her blood would become enlarged as well. The red blood cells in her breasts would have become enlarged and unable to flow into her normal sized viens and arteries. A blockage would occur, and necrosis of dead tissue shortly after.
But thankfully she her body was evened out when she turned giant, so she would have no such issues.
>>95039110
Only when I'm running. Otherwise my chest will look too flat.
>>95040626
FLATTY FLATTY NO BOOBS TO GRABBY
>summers an emotional mess
>huffs chemicals in class
>boyfriend leaves her for much nicer girl with great boobs
>summer fucks other guys, but everyone gets mad at Ethan
>>95025647
>>95040704
fite me IRL fag
>>95034568
lie still anon
I'll make it quick
>>95040907
Fight miss big tits here (>>95039411) in a mud wrestling match.
>>95040712
That's not canon
>>95034568
>posts this after everyone's already used up all their shadman.jpg
Well fucking played, you monster.
>>95040479
Aren't the comics canonically a different universe than the show?
Bullying girls for having small tits is fun and good.
>>95041191
What if we bully girls with big tits too?
>>95041191
What an asshole, the fuck?
>>95041287
Just bully girls in general. Pull their pigtails.
>>95041287
Not allowed.
>>95023959
Ask and you shall receive.
>>95042491
That is fucking atrocious
>>95034651
$100 isn't that much for something that should last you at least 3 years.
>>95042491
How does your art manage to be worse than the show's
>>95042549
>$100 to stop my boobs from bouncing
No way I'm paying that much. My "fancy" under armor one was like $60 and it works like a charm.
>>95042864
You don't need the same support a girl needs for your moobs.
>>95034568
Well, that's just...
I can't really find the words to describe this?
>>95040543
Pfffffff, look at this egghead, amirite?
>>95034568
>>95034568
>>95025647
>>95034568
Leave this place sinful one
>>95042864
And you're complaining about expensive?
Like I said, only if you're poor.
>>95025647
>No piercings, no tattos, no big futa dick, not big anus... What happened to you, Shadman? You used to be cool.
>>95029470
You mean shining
>>95025647
>shadman
>>95025647
God his art is so disgusting
>>95044453That's funny
>>95034568
I'm convinced no one actually thinks this art is good, they only "praise it" so they get those internet edge points.
>>95044593
Nah; there's a new age of brazen internet pedophiles who have no shame when it comes to admitting that they masturbate to 2DCP and get really defensive when you call them out on it. People on /v/ have literally threatened to pipebomb the localization offices of video game companies that would let them jerk off to lolis in video games that get brought over here.
>>95044549
>All that butthurt
>Those that can't, bitch...
>>95033681
This, what are the drawfags even doing.
>>95045915
drawing pickle rick shit and higher-up waifus to get attention
>>95045340
You sound like some dipshit 10 years ago talking about 4chan.
>>95045340
>2DCP
>>95025647
how ironic that a place like /co/ that's full of fucking shit cartoon anatomy and abstractions of the human body doesn't give based shad the honorifics that he truly deserves as a /co/ legend.
>>95034568
Is it weird that pictures like this just gross me out and disgust me so much that my stomach actually turns? I know it's just a picture but it makes me really uncomfortable.
>>95034180
Stacy was just a very sexual person.
>>95046315
That's the feeling normal people get when they see shadman's art
>>95041292
Kek
>>95034676
she's been here longer than you have, summerfriend
>>95034225
OH YESH
>>95037948
>as soon as he opens his mouth
that depends entirely on how he uses it
>>95046293
>based shad the honorifics that he truly deserves
cajun quadroon trash?
>>95047278
oh fuck off
>>95047368
make me kid
>>95047279
everything about your post is toxic
>>95047420
Jesus, Snoop Dog clam down
>>95046293
Well, I wouldn't go that far with him but he has stuff I like. As far people whining here, that's pretty much all they do.
>>95042491
why does my fetishes get the shittiest fan art? why, internet gods?
>>95046423
>normal people
>/co/
Pick one.
>>95040543
Ooh wow, big smart guy o-*uurp*-over here. Look anon, I know you're excited to give that high school diploma of yours a work out but how about you give your eyes a workout huh? That's not a "growth ray", it's a Morphizer-XE, not some bullshit I'd expect from Pym. It's advanced science anon, I mean it can keep a p-*uuur*-rson alive while it turns them inside out, I think it knows what parts it's supposed to engorge to make a pair of fat tits!
>>95047519
/co/ is infested with normal people, which is why we have so many "DUDE THAT'S FUCK UP WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT" responses and reaction images to the most objectively mundane shit
>>95047568
That wouldn't make them normal people, that would just make them a bunch of whiny faggots. There are no normal people here.
>>95047279
gross
>>95047722
This place has been top mainstream for awhile now, to say there are 0 normal people here is retarded- unless you're doing that thing with how "no one in the world is normal" in which case there's no reason to use the term anyway
>>95038875
looks like he's doing splits
>>95047509
Because you have a shit fetish
Shit fetishes get shit fanart
>>95040479
Holy fuck, someone got paid to draw that.
>>95040381
>I get to be a bad person because I'm sad!
>Cheating is fine he never cared for me enough!
>I've been having a hard time a work, it's okay for me to be abusive!
t. roastie
Was Stacy a closet pedophile?
>>95049283
The actual fuck does that even mean?
>>95049315
No?
>>95049315
She probably thought about it before, but never gave it any serious consideration until Morty showed up and was so forward about it.
>>95047420
Shut up, retard
How big is too big?
>>95051201
If they go past the belly button they're too big
>>95049315
I don't think so. She was bored at a bar and dtf, then a charismatic higher schooler came up and seemed like an okay option.
>>95049283
I legitimately don't mean this in a shit way, but if you're not baiting that's like a lot of deep seated shit you might want to unpack with a therapist.
>>95051464
What's wrong with pointing out that if you're sad or having a bad day it's not fine to take it out on someone?
>a lot of deep seated shit you might want to unpack with a therapist.
is the response that should be given to the summer-role person
>>95025647
Shad has actually been getting better lately. I now hope he doesn't become an hero so he can redeem himself from the years of shit he has put out until now.
>>95051955
Is there a threat of him offing himself? I thought he was fine aside from the prison stuff which he's apparently gotten passed.
>>95034568
>>95042526
lmao
i love ironic drawfags
247 replies and still no pictures of Summer's big-ass titties. I'm disappointed.
>>95029015small dicks are cute
>>95029137
>>95029137
No.
>>95034568
It's baffling that people can genuinely sexualize a 5 year old.
>>95053256
>>95053256
Why? At least a 5 year old can theoretically be fucked.
>>95025647
How can you tell it's Shadman?
>Dutch Angels
>Greasy/Oily look to the character
>Typeface
>>95038302
She was crying about her image and in the end Morty defended her and got revenge on him because he made her cry, but the crying was part of the image thing which was presumably on Summer's side of the view
in the end it was bodyshamed girl story
>>95051201
When they're bigger than her head.
>>95051201
I get buying it but using it? It limits space moving the mouse
>>95027206
god the woman who has all his prints has a fucking kid. and she shows off her flabby ass and disgusting asshole in stupid walmart tier costumes for the entire world to see. i feel sorry for her son
>>95045340
I don't get defensive. Loli Beth is hot. Silly bitches like you just get mad because they feel the need to protect imaginary children which is dumb.
>>95055010
>>95046136
>>95046237
Good job proving his point
Typical pedophiles, can't handle the criticism they receive
>>95045340
>that would let them
I think you mean wouldn't
>>95051201
When they obscure the silhouette of her body.
>>95051201
Anything bigger than Milena Velba is usually too big for me.
Milena Velba is just right.
>>95030963
Jerry's a bitchboy so it evens that out a lot.
>>95030963hot
>>95023838
Okay, who is the artist? I have no clue what those initials stand for, and reverse image search gives me jack.
>>95025497
>that pic
So you're into THAT ha?
>>95055099
I don't feel criticized though. Can I not acknowledge that you're being an idiot without being angry? Getting so worked up over naughty fanart or cartoon violence, it's silly. It's like people that said this scene went too far.
>>95047279
>Zone
nope