Inhumanly bad

When Marvel's general storytelling/editorial failures show in the more lucrative TV market, perhaps they will have to take a more serious look at where they are going wrong.

>>95017759
This IGN? Jesus it must be worse than Cancer for them to give it a 4.0.

>>95017759

Along with Hulk, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, Thor 2, Ant Man, Civil War, Dr. Strange and GotG2.

>>95017836
ten people died, three men suddenly became pregnant and immediately miscarried, the water cooler caught fire, and their entire office was transmuted into chemtrails.

It's always funny how 4chan keeps shitty on IGN reviews but will use when it reinforces their own opinion.

>>95017836
>Ever taking IGN's score to heart.

Must be new. They gave Imaginez Babies, a shitty party minigames shovelware for the Wii a higher score than God Hand.

>>95017889
They tend to overpraise things. If they gave it 4.0, then it means it's 0.0. actually

>>95017889
That's the thing when IGN the biggest shills says it's bad it can mean something.

>>95017866
>>95017891
I meant I barely ever see them give anything under a 5, a 7 is or was their average.

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IMAX pulled Inhumans from the schedule in my country

>>95017939
Life is good

>>95017889
Normally I'd be skeptical, but this is a Scott Buck's show.

>>95017759
Somewhere in my dreams, I see Perlmutter writing a suicide note before plugging himself off his top view office.

>>95017939
Don't mess with x-fags

>>95017759
>Marvel's TV shows
>MCU
lmao

>>95017995
This has nothing to do with X-Fags, KIke is just a retard

>>95017939
Here in the States they pulled The Jonas Brothers Movie from IMAX to go back to running Coraline3D
sweet

>>95017992
>I see Perlmutter writing a suicide note before plugging himself off his top view office
I have never visualized pushing a man out of a window so many, many times

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I have zero confidence and interest on Inhumans, but, IGN...

>>95018066
it's called x-men curse
you mess with the x, you get the dicks

there is also avengers taint,
meaning "ruining every character it touches, by associating i with avengers"

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>>95018106
>Gameplay 2.5
I rage every time.

>>95018106
This

No one should EVER listen to IGN

And remember how Iron Fist turned out to actually be great and the negative reviews were because Danny was white? So there's nothing to worry about based marvel has another winner here you'll see

>>95018204
>Iron Fist
>great
GTFO

>>95018106
>>95018161
How many years ago is this by now? Do those writers even work there now?

>>95018204
Like I said, I could't give a shit about Space Game of Thrones but not actually in Space, but I will NEVER trust IGN.

And for what it's worth, Iron Fist wasn't even that bad.

>>95018066

Despite all the facts being well-known, X-Men fans still somehow believe the Inhumans going from a movie to a TV flop is something they made happen.

>It's wrong and unhealthy to enable deluded people.

>>95017999
>>Marvel's TV shows
>>MCU
>lmao
"It's all connected," bro. Regardless of how many 4chimps want to try and disown AoS and the like, it's how it's marketed and viewed by the general public.

>>95017759
>More shitting on Marvel in 2017.
I hope 2018 is this fun.

>>95018204
>Iron Fist turned out to actually be great
Said no one ever. And if you think people's problems with the show are because of the SJW BS being spouted around Tumblr, then you're living in delusion.

>>95018258
>not knowing about meme magic

>>95017759
Remember early Agents of Shield? Marvel's ABC TV decision sucks at getting into their groove quickly, but once they do they're great. I'm sure the Most Wanted pilot sucked too, but we know those characters are good.

>>95018299
>damage control squad

>>95018258

Inhuman fans also believe that.
They think Inhuman book sell bad because of X-Men fan defamation

"""Hope this isn't going to turn into a thread for bashing the show.

After Iron Fist (which was a fair 6/10 being trumpeted as a 1/10) I don't really trust reviews, especially when its one of 'those' franchises that keeps being hit for the sake of it. Iron Fist was always going to get bad reviews because of the casting 'scandal' of a white dude playing a white dude. And I think Inhumans are going to get backlash from the same people who spent time trashing their books and persuading others not to buy them in comic stores, and saying they were cheap x-men rip offs.

But I have my tickets for monday and if it really does suck then fair enough, but reviews don't make an informed opinion imo. """

>>95018280
Don't pretend it was just Tumblr shit. Mainstream media was shitting on IF from the start because of the race thing.

>>95017759

Honestly, if reviewers are saying its "only" as bad as Iron Fist... that ain't *too* bad.

Don't get me wrong, I think Iron Fist had a host of problems. Hire a kid with no martial arts talent to portray one of the world's best martial artists, tell a story focusing on corporate intrigue that nobody was asking for out of an Iron Fist series.

But despite all its problems, it wasn't Howard the Duck levels of awful.

From what I was seeing of Inhumans, I was expecting a trainwreck. If its "only" a 4, well, thats just a tad under mediocre. You've all taken a 4 home from a bar but even your drunk ass won't touch a 2.

>>95018421
>They think Inhuman book sell bad because of X-Men fan defamation
I think it sells bad because the stories were bad and they had no idea what to do with them for so long after Infinity. Now that Royals is great it's too little too late.

>>95018280
Thing is, the show itself wasn't that bad. It just wasn't Iron Fist. Honestly, it was so far removed from the Iron Fist stories I'd come to love in the comics that it almost felt like completely different characters. Maybe that's why I'm able to look at it objectively.
Don't get me wrong, though - there's a LOT I wish they'd done differently, not the least of which is making it an actual Iron Fist series.

>>95017861

I just don't know how someone can honestly put the hot mess of Iron Man 2 in with any of these other movies.

>>95018485
That's a fair assessment.

I mean, look at that scene with the old footage of an earlier Iron Fist. I was going "YES, THAT'S WHAT I WANT, WHY ISN'T THAT THE WHOLE SHOW"

>>95017889
4chan just does this with reviewers in general, you see it all the time with Pitchfork and Anthony Fantano over on /mu/

>>95018421
>They think Inhuman book sell bad because of X-Men fan defamation
because it's true. stop being a contrarian nigger

>>95018478
Ewing sucks, get over it

>>95017759
Perlmutter BTFO

>>95018507
Better than fucking Hulk.

At least it gave us Mickey Rourke being good for a while, and the Burd

The only good thing about Hulk was that one scene with Tim Roth captain americaning it.

>>95018519
Ultimates 100 is the best Marvel book published this year, you get over it.

>>95018546
Ha. Ha HA HA HA HA HA
That was really a good one

>>95018559
It's not like there's much competition

>>95018567
True that

>>95017891
>Imaginez Babies

The IGN reviewer seemed to legitimately like the game, and be surprised that he liked the game. You can disagree with the evaluation but this doesn't look like a case of typical IGN score inflation, if anything it looks like they bumped his 7.5 score *down* a tad because the praise the review text heaps upon the game reads more like an 8-9 score.

See, there is this thing called different genres, just because *you* find the idea of a minigame compilation, revolving around baby characters nonetheless, to be completely unpalatable, other people do like those games. The baby game got a 7.5 for compilation games, God Hand got a 3 for a beat-em-up game. Your contention seems to be with the notion of giving *any* compilation game a score over any beat-em-up game. Thats not how it works.

This is why I hate scoring systems, because it boils things down to such a simplistic point of view that retards like you can reach entirely wrong conclusions. You probably think a RT score of 95%+ means the movie is literal perfection, dont you?

>>95018106

Again, comparing these two scores is apples to oranges.

Just stick to the God Hand review itself. That score seems to have missed the mark, the vast majority of metacritic scores are in the 60-80 range... with the singular IGN score of 30 sitting way off by it lonesome.

This is why we discard the high and low scores in the olympics. That damn east german judge always being difficult.

>>95017759
>It's as bad as whitewashed Iron Fist!

So it's good then.

>>95017889
IGN is shill central, if they give a 4.0 to a Marvel product the actual rating must be -2.0 or something

>>95018736
Keep believing that.

>>95018281

Rightclops memes couldn't keep Scott alive, or even give him a hero's death, and we're supposed to believe X-Men memes had any power over these events?

>>95018736
>The same people who hate Iron Fist love Defenders
I seriously don't understand these people

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>>95018736
this is IGN rating Iron Fist

>>95018204
>>And remember how Iron Fist turned out to actually be great
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>Post yfw Ike destroyed Marvels most popular property next to Spider-man for this

>>95018759
>worse than Iron Fist
Literally, unironically how

>>95018785
Exactly

>>95018421

When Marvel is mostly selling comics to a small audience of under 100,000 people, it's plausible that if a certain percentage of those people are angry X-Men fans, they could organize and hurt sales of Inhumans comics by boycotting them.

It's less plausible that they number enough to cause any problems for the MCU or the TV shows to care about.

I haven't even seen Iron Fist yet, but the reviewers were mostly obvious about giving bad reviews because they were virtue-signalling and displaying their manufactured-anger at a White man being cast in the lead role, despite it being The Current Year. And that's just one of the many reasons why they have no credibility anymore.

I'm not saying I have very high expectations for this show, but I'm going to see it for myself rather than trust one word those reviewers say.

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>>95017759
We win! Long live the X men!

>>95018830
There are more people liking x-men than buying them. The last time I bought x-book was 5 years ago.

>>95018880

Marvel comics being influenced by vocal people who aren't even customers is nothing new, but we know all about the real reasons for Inhumans going from movie to TV show. We know about the power-struggle between Fiege and Ike. We know the TV show looks bad because Ike doesn't like to spend money, even on his pet project.

Anyone who really thinks X-Men fans had any influence over those events is just a deluded fool.

>>95017759
I knew saying MCU and MCTV were in the same universe was going to end up being a bad idea

>>95017992
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrQcNwsjVEQ

I usually use this for the DCEU, but I'll gladly post it for the Inhumans shit

>>95018204
>Iron Fist turned out to actually be great
I don't think too many people think this

>>95018922
Feige is friends with Singer.
Singer himself said during the X-Men being treated like shit in comics that he will talk to Feige about it. Especially that Singer was supposed to write a tie-in to DOFP that never happened

>>95019027
*treated like shit in comics-era

>>95018106
>>95017889
That doesn't mean that IGN is awesome just because they are shitting on something that we hate. This is more of a warning sign that this shit is so bad that not eve people who love the MCU so much is willing to give it a positive score at all to this.

>>95017861
Why is civil war in that list

>>95017861
I like GotG2

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>IGN
For Christ sake. Please don't give them attention or any credit for crying out loud.

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>>95017891
>this shit again

This is why review scores are shit. Not because individual reviewers give individual games in completely different genres different scores but because people get hung up on that stupid number at the end.

You should be mad that they gave God Hand a low score. The fact they gave a shitty baby emulater a higher score means nothing, not even as context or comparison.

>>95019611
>You should be mad that they gave God Hand a low score. The fact they gave a shitty baby emulater a higher score means nothing, not even as context or comparison.
You just said reasonable intelligent things that /v/ cannot comprehend

Ray Charles could of seen that miles away and he dont know anything about Marvel

>>95017759
Can we just admit that Inhumans, as characters, as concepts, suck?

>But muh Black Bolt

He is not enough to save their awfulness.

>>95019901
Yes. They were the middle ground between X-Men and Eternals, both much more successful characters

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>>95018544
Who would win

>a social media darling that gets shilled constantly
>a literally who

>>95018394
When are they releasing that?

>>95018106
Wasn't these the people who rated pokemon oras a 7.8 and started the "too much water meme"?

>>95021093
ORAS should be lower than 7.8

>>95017759
>ign
/vr/ here. Please kill yourself for giving these retards any attention.

>>95019957
That's just embarrassing,and i'm pretty sure aside from Heroes Omega Magik hasn't appeared in anything other than comics.

>>95021316
>/vr/ here
Aren't you ashamed?

>>95017889
4chan hates everything until it reinforces their opinion, anon.

>>95017759
Downloads?

>>95017759
>Both of the MCU's major critical failures were written by Scott Buck

how does he keep getting work

who does he know

does he give Ike good head or something?

>>95018204
>And remember how Iron Fist turned out to actually be great
>show about martial arts where the choreography was only practised 15 minutes before shooting
>good

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2017/08/31/marvels-inhumans-the-first-chapter-review

they took it down because it was posted before the embargo

do you think ike threatened to pull advertising from IGN unless they increased the score

>>95022123
He didn't get kicked out when he wrote the worst season of Dexter (at the time, 8th season took that crown) which was mocked by both critics and show's fans. He's surprisingly hard to get rid of.

>>95022123
he's incredibly cheap to work with so kikes love him

>>95017759
Maybe then this will finally get Kike Perlmutter to finally stop shitting on the X-Men.
I know I know, but never stop dreaming /co/. Never stop believing

>>95018204
You know there's something wrong when the most interesting thing about a martial arts show is the boardroom drama.

>>95017900
Time out, have they ever given a 0 or 1?

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>>95023438
Maybe

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>>95017759

>>95017866
>somewhere, a dog is born with a child's face and immediately starts screaming before perishing

>>95018106
>reviews from over a decade ago by two completely different people

>>95023829
Fuck, I wanted to buy this dog.

>>95017759
>MCU
Sorry moviefags, but casuals have spoken.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/31/marvel-the-inhumans-the-tv-disaster-of-year

>>Inhumans the TV disaster of the year

Maybe this is the wrong thread to ask in, but is the new Inhumans series any good? I know next to nothing about them

>>95025664
Originally No

>>95018830
>I haven't even seen Iron Fist yet
The reviewers were overly focused on the casting, but it is garbo.

>>95018940
wish this was fact

>>95021231
Fuck off Sinnoh fetus

>>95018507
Next time you watch Doctor Strange try to ignore that almost every line of dialogue is one character talking down to another.

>>95025451
>Are you ready to visit the lunar kingdom of the warring MUTANT superhero royals Black Bolt, Maximus, Crystal, Triton and Gorgon? Prepare to be underwhelmed
dayum

>>95026124
>The Inhumans – about a royal family of MUTANTS jostling for dominance over their secret kingdom on the moon – in unprecedented big-screen style.
goddamn

I wonder if Fox can sue marvel for the same reason they sued them over Mutant X

>>95017759
the only person I feel bad for is Iwan Rheon
he didn't deserve to be cast in this shitfire

>>95026124
>>95026142
>when even reviewers consider inhumans to be an x-men rip-off

>>95026124
>>95026142
Inhumans are literally Mutants but created by the Kree instead of the Celestials, however they used the same methods so Inhumans are in everyway mutants.

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>>95017759
>first Iron fist
>now inhumans
Ok wtf is going on, marvel series were going pretty well so far.

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>>95018544
>That like/dislike ratio

>>95018544
Couldn't storm simply fly away and wreck her shit and pretty much all other inhumans at the same time?

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>>ONLY THREE PEOPLE GOING TO ONE IMAX SHOWING

>>95023379
I've played FFXIV since patch 1.19c.

It deserved worse. At launch it was literally the worst MMO ever created. It played like an alpha test. We actually got an email apologizing for how bad the game was. That's why they gave 2.0 an entirely new name and made a big deal about the relaunch.

>>95018258
>X-Men fans still somehow believe the Inhumans going from a movie to a TV flop is something they made happen.

I don't think I made it happen - I think marvel made it happen. I understand the business logic behind it, but complaining about it is like complaining about bad weather. But face it, the attempt to replace mutants with inhumans was very ham-fisted. It was bad enough that a significant part of the fan base are in full scale push-back. When you're in push-back mode, an inhumans failure is a victory.

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>>95017759

>>95018444
I personally didn't hear much about that, only a bit from the usual suspects.

But the trips don't lie, anon. The trips don't lie.

>>95018106
Because those games were totally attempting the same things and it is totally valid to compare the reviews.

>>95017759
But how, they have black AND asian characters!

>>95029519
>three people
>all three are singles

/tv/ btfo

>>95031739

Singles policy?

>>95018106
>>95018204
>Inhumans is good because IGN gave it a bad review guys!

Okay, what about the other bad reviews that it's getting from places outside of IGN?

Really though, was there any other possible outcome?