I mean, I thought this had been the general consensus for a while now.

>>95017586
>no netflix though

>disney ruined fables by making them sweet
Gaston did nothing wrong belle is a whore who fucks dogs.

>>95017586
I think Beast is what made me a furry

I don't want to fuck animals, I just want a man like Beast

>>95017623
Belle did nothing wrong Gaston is a dog who fucks whore s.

>no version of the story has ever called out the enchantress on her bullshit AFAIK


why live?

>>95017697
>YOU'RE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO LET ME RAID YOUR HOME OR I HAVE THE RIGHT TO ASSAULT YOU WITH MAGIC CIS-BAG

>>95017586
Nobody wants to fuck the dog-bear-man

>>95017586
Except, you know, the part where he has to get someone to love him and his shit personality before his birthday or he dies.

>>95017586
I always felt this way about FMA I mean Hey, you tried to play god and failed. You get a pair of sweet metal appendages and your brother is essentially immortal barring damage to a blood seal that goes unbothered for a good long time implying if properly protected you never die. Oh and you still get basically magic powers with limited consequences outside of plot requisite moments.

>>95017697
Sleeping Beauty was in 1400's-1500's.

Belle was last 1700's.
They learned to not call out sorceresses on their shit by then.

>>95017728
>the princee...a TEN to ELEVEN YEAR OLD BOY, since he was a beast for ten goddamn years (unless they like didnt age...but then how does it last till his 21st birhtday?) opened the DOOR to his castle, instead of the FUCKTON of SERVANTS who in any other situation wouldve done so.

what the fuck? like yeah back in the time the story is meant to take place, refusing someone your home when they come back generally is a death sentence since most travelers of the time did not have you know our modern day shit to survive while traveling so anytime they get to a populated area it was common to bed at a local's home.

but this bitch curses not just the shitty prince BUT THE ENTIRE STAFF! Imagine if you're in the west wing several stories up takigng ashit in the chamberpot and suddenly out of nowhere you're a fucking dresser. there had to be several servants who could have in no way even known of the old woman/enhchantress till after she made herself known to all, and then it was too fucking late.


tl:dr FUCK THE ENCHANTRESS CUNT.

>>95017777
also the fucking dog! why curse the dog?!

itd be like burning of all england to the ground cause one fuckstain you met there on vacation spit in your face.

>>95017697
Look motherfucker, hospitality used to be an extremely important part of the social contract.

>>95017586
Doesn't he die when the rose loses all peddles?
I couldn't remember if it was permanent curse or death.

>>95017812
an the servants of which were probably scattered all godamn throughout the castle and I dont remember if servants were responsible for the behavior of their masters.

>>95017777

So where was the staff? I can see Lumerie off fucking the maid but no excuse for the rest.

>>95017623
>belle is a whore who fucks dogs
pics or it didn't happen
brb setting up the camera

fun fact: In the original tale Beast was cursed because he refused to marry his fairy god mother who'd raised him from near birth. Also Belle is a secret half fairy princess and Beast's cousin.
>>95017812
I do find it funny that one of the greatest monsters in myth originally abused that hospitality. So kind of a mixed message there.

>>95017878
I don't think it's mixed, hospitality is a two way street. The home-owner at least should shelter you and provide a little food or water so you don't die and the guest should respect and obey the owner's rules while inside.

Personally I think the loss of guest right was the first of many slights which led us to be overly isolationist, suspecting, uncooperative people.

>>95017823
It was death.

>>95017878
>>>95017812
>I do find it funny that one of the greatest monsters in myth originally abused that hospitality.
are you talking about vamps?

>>95017777
nice quads

Beast > Gastón > Human Beast

>>95017907
Blame capitalism. Things will get better when most of our possessions are digital and the only thing worth attempting to steal is food which you were gonna give anyway because hospitality.

>>95017586
I mean I would have been all for beasthood. Better than manlethood. You're 6 and a half feet tall and can bench a Civic, no one cares about facial attractiveness at that point.

>>95017586
I mean that's great if you have a big castle to live in but if you lived in a village back in the day and got the curse you'd get torch'n'pitchforked by the villagers and if you lived in a city or town these days and got the curse the government would catch you and run experiments.
Course you could guard against that and get the people on your side. Maybe go on a talk show about your curse. Won't be easy for the gov to move against you when you've captured the hearts of people everywhere and have a movie deal in the works.

>>95017738
Unfeeling metal appendages that have a tendency to break down, require maintenance, and hurt when they get cold, and then being basically a golem's control spirit leaves out most of the drives that make one human.

>>95017738
Well sure, but you also remember that Al was deprived of the sensations of a living person, to touch, to smell, to taste, to feel warmth or to savor a meal with loved ones. He couldn't sleep either, spending every night awake and alone. Despite how smart Al was, he was just a kid, which means that kind of situation is all the more torturous. He was practically immortal, but trapped in a metal prison of only sight and sound

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>>95017716
I do
>>95017738
Its canon that Edward would have been fine keeping his fake limbs (and fact he does) but Al literally couldn't feel sensation, sleep or do any other normal human shit which sucks hardcore,

>>95017716
>Nobody wants to fuck the dog-bear-man

Oh my sweet summer child

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>>95017697
The real moral of the story is "do not fuck with the Fair Folk."

>>95018925
>not using your new beastly strength to fight crime and rescue orphans from burning buildings
Why are you even on /co/?

>>95019877
My parents were killed by burning orphans

>>95019474
and the real LESSON is to KILL ALL FAR FOLK, cause they are pompous asshole who treat humans like shit for simply being viewed as worse.

>Belle meets the enchantress and kills her for waht she did to her friends/husband.

>>95017586
>forced to watch Beastly years ago
>protag gets cursed
>only sign of ugliness is being bald and scars looking like tribal tattoos
>barely looks ugly at all
If they wanted to be more realistic the protag should have been morbidly obese.
It was probably one of the worst chick flicks I've ever seen, but it was neat seeing an Olsen twin doing the curse.

>>95019877
I hope you enjoy the smell of burned hair turned up to 11.

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>>95020130
O'er the Misty Mountain
Down the Rushy Glen
>We dare not go a hunting
>For fear of little men

There is a reason they get away with it.

>>95020130
Might be easiest to just hang some cold iron crosses over the door and stuff. They're pretty tricky and heaven help you if you did try to kill one and fail

I thought he was very handsome as a kid.
>>95017639
It and The Lion King pretty much doomed me to furrydom. I was lucky enough to not have seen Robin Hood so maybe I can be salvaged.
>>95017716
I didn't wanna fuck em, I wanted to BE him.

>>95020193
Do you prefer the smell of burning orphans? Do you!?

Damn, I thought I had one somewhere....
Anyone have some of those cute Female Beast pictures?

>"You've fallen in love with me despite my appearance, Belle."
>"Now I get to change back into a beautiful man."
It ruins the whole point of the story, which is why Shrek was unironically better.

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>>95017586
Yes.
+4 STR -4 CHA is a worthy tradeoff.

>>95020343
yes

>>95020430
In the original she just falls in love with whats inside. Also, he's in constant pain.

In the Disney version she actually has to change whats inside. He's still a spoiled cunt who learned nothing when she meets him.

>>95020430
You're just saying that because you wanted her to become a sexy dog bear thing as well

>>95017868
>Be Lumiere
>Banging hot maid
>Shit's cash
>She starts feeling even tighter all of a sudden
>Too tight
>What the fuck
>Pull out
>My dick turns into a candle holder
>Hair gets set on fire
>Maid's tits start shrinking as she turns into a fucking stick
>She wont stop screaming as her legs split into millions of fibers like a broom
>Oh god my fucking face and hands start melting
>What unholy fucking curse is this
>tfw I'm a jew candle
>tfw didn't get to finish
>tfw horny all the time because I have permanent blue balls

>>95017697
>no version of the story
...except the very first one?

>>95020505
No, I wanted to be Belle and marry the sexy dog bear thing.
I wonder if he's got a dog dick or a horse cock.

>>95020569
They're brass balls now anon

>>95020232
Yes you found TVtropes, good for you.
Now go finish your homework kid, summer's almost over.

>>95020668
I'm 24 and I work at a law firm.

>>95018433
you know its hard to read sarcasm, right?

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>>95020748
then sue deez nutz for raping ur mum.

>>95017697
The bible has a weird thing also where Abraham offers stranger time with his daughters or something. Its the most extreme version of keep an open mind and you'll find good things. Also the sorceress is representative of the part of life that goes wrong because that's just life.

Sorceress is random destruction + the prince treating strangers shitty is what brings about his fate. That's the lesson. Terrible thing come but its our own inaction and decay that allows it to become a disaster.

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>>95020805
But we do Tax Law!

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>>95021183
This might just be my favourite comic panel of all time.

>>95017716
nobody want to fuck me neither so is only win for me

>>95017946
Grendel.

>>95020343
Smells like bacon.

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>>95017586

man he's fluffy

>>95021687
H-He's big

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>>95021687
Is she indirectly tittyfucking him?

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>>95022342
F-For you

>>95022945
based on his expression, yes she is

>>95022342

yeah, she can feel his big heart throbbing

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>>95017716
first day on the internet buddy?

We all agree that the beast is more handsome as a beast than a human, but What is his penis like as a beast? There's no way he's packing a plain old human dong in his beast form

>>95017716

Beast's human form is fucking ugly.

>>95020748
Post proof

>>95024412
Probably Gorilla dick crossed with a Lion... so, tiny and misshapen.

>>95017586

What's even more sad is that in the Kingdom Hearts games he's able to do a whole bunch of cool shit like cross worlds, fight shadow monsters, and stand toe-to-toe with both forms of Maleficent as well as an Organization 13 member as opposed to being a shitty human.

>>95017623
>Disney Improved the original fable by providing genuine conflict and giving us Gaston

In the original story, Belle and her father weren't even that put off by the Beast's appearance, treating it instead as a conversation starter followed by a "well fancy that!"

Then again, it's a french tale. so they probably couldn't tell the difference betweenb beast and a normal Frenchman at the time.

>>95021153
>Wizards!
>NO SENSE OF RIGHT OR WRONG!

>>95024552
This, it's the only logical reason why he'd be so desperate to turn back into a human instead of remaining as a super strong beefcake.

>>95017800
I could see that happening, lot of users on this site would probably be so petty to pull that shit if they had her powers.

>>95024552
>tiny and misshapen.
proportionately speaking it'd probably be just the right size for a human to ride,

>>95017623
>seriously considering commisioning a gurry artist to do a comic where Gaston lands in the ravine, rockets back up and shoryukens Beast so hard Belle is overcome with lust at such a brutal takedown and she forgets everything about Beast and has hot violent sex with Gaston and cums while he strangles her, and then the scene jumps to King Gaston having Belle slowly morphing into one of the blondes, licking Gaston's balls, where Nerd Slave Maurice unveils his dimension hopping invasion and the comic ends with a "Gaston!" Reprise where he sings about his conquests over all the Disney multiverse princesses and women

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>>95023123
I don't think that's his heart, Mrs Potts.

>>95025136
Barbs

>>95025398
>implying the barbs dont make it more pleasurable

>>95017800
Well...the king.

>>95017878
>fun fact: In the original tale Beast was cursed because he refused to marry his fairy god mother who'd raised him from near birth. Also Belle is a secret half fairy princess and Beast's cousin.

literally what the fuck are you talking about. no.

>>95017697
Does a man argue with a tornado after a storm? Does a sailor ever earn a revenge from the sea that stole his ship?

Enchantress is beyond your shit.

>>95020569
heh

>>95017738
Al would die if Ed died as it was Ed's alchemy keeping the seal functioning.

>>95026276
Would he though?

I mean, Ed's lifeforce was being drained to help Al grow, but nothing with Al or the other suits of armor seemed to suggest that killing the creator would destroy the other. Unless it was in the manga or something.

>>95025488
It's true, look it up.

>>95017768
who would win in a fight, Enchantress or Maleficent?

>>95026695
Enchantress just due to undefined power cap and vast reality bending ability.

Maleficent was vulnerable to a sword and some minor assists by some low level fairies who mostly just worked their magic to change colors

>>95026695
/co/ would win

>>95024688
>so they probably couldn't tell the difference betweenb beast and a normal Frenchman at the time.
Thanks for the giggle m8.

>>95017697
They didn't have the security we do back then, travel was dangerous and if you couldn't have a guarantee of shelter from point to point you were gonna die.

>>95020602
oohh of course, everyone has access to he original fairy tale, its not like most people's immediate call to Beauty and The beast is the Disney movie. No I certainly had enough interest to read an old french fairytale.

>>95027005
>my ignorance should be respected damn it, you should be ashamed that you knew the answer

>>95026837
my main problem is that he prince answers the goddamn door. dont they have people to do that fro them?

>>95027043
dont you fucking point out my wrongness with your logic.